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@lawfulspice

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This guy's head looks like a Peanut M&M

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But it’s true. The elite ruling class in our society is based on power, way more than money. Our oligarchic elite ruling class freaks out about Elon precisely to the degree they think he’s not onboard with their program.

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@jordanbpeterson @elonmusk

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@PissJugTycoon I can't talk fast enough to get all of my thoughts out. And I can talk pretty fast. Like, I have footnotes when I talk to people. I have parenthetical asides. I have asterisks. I do a verbal pop-up text box that provides context to whatever obscure thing I may reference

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@SurprisedFace @AvatarDomy2 Ben Shapiro discovers squirting

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@prageru I discovered PragerU and immediately learned that I hated PragerU

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@Variety People are exposed to a wide range of opinions. Most of those opinions suck and when they're called out for sucking, the people who voiced them start whining about being "cancelled"

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@GarlicCorgi Ahem It's "I did it thirty-five minutes ago" how dare you

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@gun_toucher The boys when they point out something strange but innocuous that I do

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@Mateo4289 @drmistercody imagining de Blasio's eyes popping out, loud 'awooga' car horn sounds, etc

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@mayemusk @newypost lol. His mommy is doing interference for him on the fucking internet.

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@MattBinder @NikkiMcR ikr She is mad that other students aren't bigots like she is.

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@Whatapityonyou They are still doing the "car accidents are the same as highly contagious diseases" thing

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@kenklippenstein Bleak. Feel bad for the kids not the guy though.

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@shitshowdotinfo

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@FutureHasbeen @bully_thelsb they are clustered for protection in case vampires enter the theater

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@ziibiing @games_tray Andrew Carnegie died in 1919. 16th amendment passed in 1913. 3 years at 7%, one at 15, 67, 77, 73 in his lifetime. The top tax rate didn't reach 80% until 1940. Most of his life, his tax rate was between 0 (most years) and 10%.

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@kenklippenstein @ZackKopplin I'll take the $2K and he can still get dragged out please

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@disclosetv @GarlicCorgi Biden can never touch this accidental genius

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@punished_stu Hope a six year old sees this

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@OgLakyn @piersmorgan Might be time for another sabbatical

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@animeluvr96 Blue Lives Shatter

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@reddhotriot I'll never forget when my junior year English teacher, right before we left for lunch, told the entire class that his sister (who had been a teacher at the HS years ago) was murdered by a student 10 or 15 years earlier.

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@muddaub ikr I work in a preschool & after the first month or so, just about all of the 150 or so kids at the school, even the toddlers, will wear their masks w/ virtually no fuss. Even some of the youngest ones will adjust them over their noses when they dip down w/o promoting.

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@jordanbpeterson You have never spent one second doing hard labor in your life

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@joshoconnorchen @_kosmonaut @Thoughtfulnz Guy was basically a Bond villain from the start

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@PissJugTycoon It's such an insidious shitty phrase. Anyone that starts an entry level job is unskilled. Someone who had been, say, a cleaning person or even a grocery store bagger for 5 years especially at the same job is not "unskilled"

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@guy_freire @masculinesoul Also Gus definitely used soy somewhere along the ingredients chain for his chicken

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@BBCLookNorth The virus is talking now????

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@futurecanon lmfao This is going to be indecipherable in 5 years (granted, it basically is now)

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@OkButStill @Speediest_Sloth Hysterical men

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I looked up @jamieloftusHELP 's Hot Dog book, and I bought it solely based on this negative review

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@merrittk Secret of NIMH The Land Before Time Coraline Persepolis Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse Nightmare Before Christmas James and the Giant Peach

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@wholelottatr3y Reminds me of my The Big Lebowski in 73 seconds

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@BritishGQ @sydney_sweeney Let's ask Jonathan Frakes for the verdict

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@CiaranAnimator @alan_mustache

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@Brendelbored @RealOmarNavarro Cruella was his role model or something? Says a lot about him that he'd glom onto the villain of the story. Not casting aspersions about a conservative pining for the female villain. Surely there's nothing to read into that.

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#DunePart2 #Dune2 "Use the voice"

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@jdcrowley @Whatapityonyou He wagged his finger and spoke in a Brooklyn accent. That scared a lot of people for some reason

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@kenklippenstein I have no words for how despicable that exchange is and the views expressed

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@Brendelbored @YAppelbaum [Applebaum on Rogan's white supremacist, brainworms, conspiracy theory show] Applebaum: "So there's this thing.." Rogan: "Yeah.." A: "They call it... I think they call it... 'empathy'?" R: "Oh yeah I heard about that. The woke people like it." A: " Yeah." R: "That's wild. "

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@mardirooster @notnotnuanced I have fun with it. 1. Captain Ahab pursuing the whale; the whale is Grimace 2. Lemongrab devouring his son 3. DRIL corncob tweet 4. Trump + Lovecraftian/eldritch/squelching monster

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@Bonecondor @notsofiacoppola lol For Gumby especially (please don't sue me Gary Larson)

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@gootecks You don't seem to understand the terror of the Nazis if you're using them to comment on wearing masks to reduce the risk of transmission of an airborne virus

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@N4TSFERATU When I saw what you were referring to in the video:

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@JucheMane @bully_thelsb This is when DeNiro turns into a cabbage and says riboflavin

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@classicallyabby You're not "silenced" It's just that no one wants to listen to you

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First Tate gets obliterated by Greta and now Rebecca Black takes a turn roasting his ashes

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i was 13 this man is 36

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@LRonMexico that was just a Simpsons episode

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@shahh @TheRedApeFamily This is 2004 deviant art first time artist crap

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@rickdank_o I wouldn't say this makes me laugh the hardest, it's more of a knowing and appreciative chuckle at this point, but this is one I have always enjoyed

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@MNateShyamalan Weird for him to say that when he let Trump back on. Remember the hospital photo op after the El Paso shooting?

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@internethague The human experiment has failed spectacularly

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@rajandelman @Micaheadowcroft For white supremacists

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@kenklippenstein This guy seems unaware that the buildings were destroyed by bombs from Israeli planes and artillery

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@bombsfall I agree.

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lol @JucheMane

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@baseballcrank "He just thinks Nazis are neat. He likes everything about them and how dare you call him a Nazi sympathizer."

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@2MASX @MattWalshBlog Are you intentionally giving Matt new material to jerk off to before he sighs and cries himself to sleep in his gamer chair?

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This is one of the all-time funniest things I have ever seen and probably will ever see in my lifetime. It has resonated with me for almost two decades now.

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@PadresGeekster @aniceburrito This one has a traditional "boing" sound effect

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@MNateShyamalan This one

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@muddaub @smashbaals This is such a strange notion that one can either have kids and/or an intimate relationship, or cats.

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@QueerSwine @guillotineshout I'm very heartened to see some people are, like me, poo-pooing this NFT bullshit. NFT, crypto, it's all bullshit. The energy used to produce it outweighs any utility it has.

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@laurenboebert You know he was killed by his fellow soldiers and then your political party covered it up?

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@bread157 @cooIboobs Don't do the Joker like this Gaetz is a much lower tier villain

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@cybersygh Cry about it, lol

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@navyhato Why are you people so fucking horny

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@DerekMYoung @RottenInDenmark I understand it but it sucks

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@impliedChoppy @CNNPolitics Kamala steps to microphone "America is Back, Cambodia!" then she makes a long bomb dropping whistle noise and a loud **boom** with her arms outstretched. "Just kidding!"

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@justinboldaji Agreed

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@Archaic3one @lporiginalg What

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@KevinRobertsTX "These fascists are just like Republicans here in the US. I think that's a good thing!"

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@cd_hooks @Cryptoterra "he didn't even know who she was when this picture was taken" lol

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@ZubyMusic You are very strange

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@drmistercody 5 y/o: "Hey [my name]! Did you know a boy can marry another boy? Me: Yes. 5 y/o: And a girl can marry another girl! That's so exciting and cool!

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@lookabee83 @Bowsnonk

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@SAMOYEDCORE @Bowsnonk They kept imploring me to talk. To give them some intel. I raised my head slightly, my face was bloodied and swollen, and I spit out blood and a few teeth before shakily whispering, "gender inequality much?"

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@OurTallahassee This guy must have missed the "don't leave a paper trail" day of the "How to do extremely racist things and get away with it" seminar. Of course, now none of that matters with the "if it feels good, do it" conservative ideology/legal movement

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@Pliny_theElder @EricRWeinstein "Why do these [white supremacists/racists/bigots/mass shooters] keep [invoking me and my fellow intellectual dark websters] in their manifestos and social media activity and so on???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔"

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@MNateShyamalan "it's suddenly nighttime. I'm in a depressed post-industrial area, I'm soaking wet and there's blood on my hands. I'm holding a razor sharp metal Doge Funko Pop. It is also covered in blood."

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@rickdank_o I'm less of a single image person than a quote or a short sequence. I think of "no, Ben, no!" occasionally. So random

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@BlockClubCHI @lib_crusher

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@FromBeyondTheG3 @science_vote @lodgepolepines Oh right. We should just let the insurance industry keep control. Show's over, everyone! He got us!

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@tinywienerbabe Weird that he'd say that given that he shares false information all the time and signal boosts accounts that do the same (and worse)

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@seed_oils_ "The premise makes me uncomfortable, therefore the entire book must be bad. I am the literature understander."

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@abu_abdulbasir @ajplus He's harming his own state's economy.

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@snackvampire mfw she started talking about God having anything to do with mechanically packaged candy products

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@Archaic3one @lporiginalg You have never been touched by a woman

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@CosinChristian @amalieskram @giantgio Every generation is stupid, especially ultra trad virtue signallers

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@mayemusk @newypost Elon Musk when Sky Ferreira rejects his advances:

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@venturecommunis @kenklippenstein Just an infinite number of guys with guns.

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@KimKardashian Everybody remember how they were praising Kim for bribing/convincing Trump to pardon exactly one person who wasn't rich or associated with him in any way or wasn't a complete scumbag?