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4 months

Which way, western man

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You can always tell when this guy has a 29 year old girlfriend and when he doesn't

Reel Updates

@worldofreel

10 months

MARC MARON says men who dislike Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE are “F*cking Insecure Babies.” He goes on to call the film “Monumental” and a “Masterpiece.”

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The hardest thing for people on the internet to imagine is an old woman having a wry sense of humor

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1 year

No Joyce Carol Oates tweet will ever top the Spielberg tweet

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1 year

There has to be something in those dinosaur shaped chicken tenders that made like 10% of the population like this. I'm gonna investigate

🌌 𝒥𝒶𝓎 🌌 #FreePalestine🇵🇸

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1 year

He was literally gonna rape her in that episode and that’s what you upset about 😐

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my heart's the bitter buffalo

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1 year

when you hear the words "beach boys" which song do you think of first

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1 year

Paul Thomas Anderson has zero Academy Awards

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

1 year

Chloe Zhao Directs Horror Trailer For Blizzard Entertainment's Diablo IV Video Game

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@rickdank_o

6 months

Wow, that date. And then the world changed…

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1 year

I'm not anti-vax whatsoever, but it seems like this is post-9/11 for horrifying medical monopolies. You can't flip out on a guy for saying Pfizer is evil - they're evil!

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Genocide Jerry cooked up a pop tart with no frosting.

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1 year

Lol

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10 months

You know why OPPENHEIMER really worked for me above all else? The portrayal of Albert Einstein. In all my years of experiencing outsized pop art celebration of the man, I never saw him as a real guy, and within moments, I totally understood who he was.

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1 year

the blu-ray art for THE WHALE is my most anticipated reveal of 2023

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8 months

Paul Thomas Anderson and Lars von Trier, in conversation:

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1 year

@famoushorse "I was stating what the video said" lol

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Watched THE FOG for the first time (I know, I know) in my life last night. Best cinematography in any movie ever?

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2 months

The movie looks awful of course, but cardboard standee technology has never been better

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8 months

I am seriously pulling for Matt Christman, one of the most brilliant people on the planet.

Chapo Trap House

@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE

8 months

An announcement about the show:

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9 months

I think about Paul Schrader's original intended ending for HARDCORE (the daughter is killed in an unrelated automobile accident and George C. Scott 'has to just go home with all of this shit in his head') all the time. Would have made it a near-perfect film.

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5 months

@charleyonhere They said “prisms” off the bat though so you knew the reveal was coming.

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1 year

"What do you do for a living?" "I work at Starbucks." *20 seconds of laughing* "Starbucks?! Do you get any pussy there? ...hahah he's shaking his head no, hahahahaha"

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1 year

People love to be performative about loving ugly old houses on here. Yeah I want a dingy pink toilet

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1 year

NO! NO!!!

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2 months

the 4K stream of ROAD HOUSE on Amazon is a 13 gig file. that is approximately 1/7th the size of a 4K UHD disc. do not trust streaming, do not use streaming, do not support streaming

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1 year

You aren't more patriotic or morally good if you pretend that companies that lobby to keep affordable medicine out of the hands of sick people to enrich themselves are virtuous and worthy of protection from naysayers. You're a rube and a mark.

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1 year

This looks worse than a Capital One commercial.

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@RynoRaging

1 year

This is the worst " #StarWars " I have ever seen! @Jon_Favreau & @BryceDHoward you should be ashamed and embarressed for making this garbage! If you thought #Grogu jumping was an embarrassing scene, check this out! #TheMandalorian #Mando #DisneyStarWarsIsntStarWars

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8 months

Games: you either get a disc or a piece of paper that just enables you to download a huge file, the entire completed game does not exist on that disc whatsoever Movies: the only place to see the movie in an uncompressed high bitrate format is within the confines of that disc

Wario64

@Wario64

8 months

Best Buy confirms it's ending sales on physical movies/TV shows in 2024 (in-store and online). It will continue to sell video games. “To state the obvious, the way we watch movies and TV shows is much different today than it was decades ago. Making this change gives us more

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1 year

Wes Anderson is the subject of more hit pieces than Bryan Singer

Variety

@Variety

1 year

Scarlett Johansson earned $4,131 a week for two months of work on Wes Anderson’s “Asteroid City.” The period film will premiere at Cannes.

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1 year

"Being reported today" people are just posting clips of a comedy special lmao

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@rickdank_o

4 months

Bob Dylan lyrics from 1981:

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@LolOverruled

4 months

And you know who else never won Album of the Year? I'll give you a hint. He was a carpenter from Nazareth

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1 year

Brendan Fraser with the biggest "I'm sorry you were molested" present since my uncle gave me $500 when I graduated

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7 months

@jabriella @lib_crusher Telling Dua Lipa there’s a ceasefire in my bedroom

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@rickdank_o

1 year

Speaking of being a rube and a mark: if you think a shot that sticks around in your body for a few weeks like any other intramuscular vaccine that's been around for decades upon decades is actually causing your heart to explode two years later: you are really stupid!

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Culture isn't for me anymore, but that's ok. Serene.

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@BIMBOMINDSET

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2 months

Something that should have happened but never did: Rick Moranis in a Coen Bros movie

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9 months

This poster looks like it's from that era where they'd do a 1-disc DVD that you'd see everywhere and then a limited 2-disc DVD with special features (this would be the cover of the 2-disc)

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1 year

Blue Sky doesn't have this

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1 year

@DavidManque She's one of the great authors in history, what whiplash?

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1 year

@emberlmao She was a child murdered by her father

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1 year

@jesuslasupajew You have been a real inspiration to many of us. Keep fighting. Also go to desktop mode and install diff versions of proton and proton GE so you can maximize that performance and skip EA splash pages. Also you're gonna want to explore the 40 hz refresh rate because it's nice

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1 year

Replies to this are all unsolicited Reddit relationship advice for a guy who's wife died 15 years ago

Variety

@Variety

1 year

Liam Neeson says James Bond producers called him "a couple times" to see if he wanted to play 007: "Yes, I would be interested...and then my lovely wife said, ‘Liam, I want to tell you something: If you play James Bond, we’re not getting married.'”

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10 months

This has been muted for a while and I am so delighted to see the little community of lunatics that has formed in the replies

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1 year

@TideIsopod Enragement bait

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11 months

Once saw someone post that they saw Hitler's ghost and it was more believable bait than this

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@MrGlinis

11 months

it's crazy that PTA, Quentin Tarantino and Wes Anderson -- three contemporaries of the 90s indie boom who have gone on to experiment with evolving ideas of distinct & personal filmmaking -- still haven't topped their debut films. just magic in a bottle

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1 year

J.J. Abrams should be serving consecutive life sentences in prison

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@Andrew__Boley

1 year

Tom Cruise has made a career of being in intense, combative scenes with the best actors in film history and always elevates to their level.

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10 months

@johnsemley3000 He seems, at least in this portrayal, to be entirely exhausted by how much power he and his ilk have, and clearly wanted to step away from it to the extent that he could. Was less about how much you knew & more about how much internal conflict and guilt you could withstand

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1 year

Imagine if the left and right and center of this country could all agree on universal truths like "companies that make gigantic profits selling medicine to dying people are evil"? We could get so much done.

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10 months

The movie is full of stuff like that.

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1 year

Listing the ages is so funny. Her brain is still forming!!!

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@PageSix

1 year

Singer Kelis, 43, is dating actor Bill Murray, 72: report

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@mugshawtys I don't want to see the word "streaking" used to describe someone who is not naked.

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@rickdank_o

5 months

Nobody is ‘only’ 23. At some point you can’t use the only anymore and you’re just another person like the rest of us idiots.

Variety

@Variety

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Pulled a Director Aside Who Told Her She Needed to Act Sexier, She Replied: 'I Don't Know What That Means. I'm Only 23'

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4 months

? Someone explain why this would wrench your gut

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@rickdank_o

8 months

It is hilarious and amazing and exactly what the movie needs in those moments

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8 months

streets saying brendan fraser’s performance in kotfm is god awful and one of the worst things ever. absolutely cannot wait to see it.

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5 months

What I’m expecting from the Eagles tonight

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1 year

Reminder that Barry Jenkins, a monster talent and Oscar winner who is now in the Criterion collection, is working in the Disney ghetto to make a LION KING sequel for people to nod off to in the theater

Criterion Collection

@Criterion

1 year

✨Announcing our JUNE 2023 Criterion titles! ✨ A sublime San Francisco–set feature debut of love and connection rubs shoulders with a savagely witty British class-war classic, while two favorites by Jean Renoir and Terry Gilliam arrive on 4K!

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@BrndnStrssng Damn, it's a moving version of THE ROYAL SCAM

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8 months

Some rumors spreading online that Donald Fagen is in the hospital and "very sick." Send good vibes en masse please.

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@NewSovietPoster The Hogwarts Legacy Accords

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@freshhel Raw liver sipping, campfire birthing,

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@ZeroSuitCamus I believe you have to be wearing a Barbenheimer shirt.

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@SweatieAngle My night job is sucking titties real good so this is actually a little disorienting for me since it's daytime

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@BrandyLJensen This statue should be air lifted to Miami instead

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1 year

One of the reasons I still kind of like and empathize with Rogan is never being able to fully shake the story he told on WTF about this guy beating his mother within an inch of her life for bringing ground hamburger home to cook for him for dinner, in front of Joe. Horror.

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@Bendaman2001

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Apparently Joe Rogans Biological father is calling out Joe Rogan on TikTok

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@ecto_fun David Lunch

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@Nick_Newman This is why I’m partial to [the US] MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR as their best - because it’s when they were firing on the most cylinders simultaneously and the songs are just *better* than they are on the more celebrated adjacent albums.

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I would respond positively to some kind of multi-day appreciation of the acting work of Alec Baldwin, regardless of the uh, circumstances. The guy's just good.

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since martin short is trending I do wanna post this incredible bit from the jiminy glick alec baldwin interview

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@ItsJotJot Who was displaced from his home *continent* on top of everything else going on.

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1 year

Is there any less valuable work out there than reviewing TV shows?

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8 months

So of course, Best Buy is gonna stop selling the one that is useful and keep selling the one that's completely superfluous. Wonderful.

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This guy seems cool

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1 year

Heard there's a group of tweens a floor up

The Hollywood Handle

@HollywoodHandle

1 year

Jared Leto has been spotted suddenly climbing up a hotel without any type of protection in Germany.

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This has to have aged like milk, right?

Dawn of The Discs

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1 year

***NEW TITLE ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming soon to Blu-ray! Team America: World Police (2004) Uncensored & Unrated #FilmTwitter #Bluray #TeamAmerica #TreyParker #MattStone #SouthPark #Cinema #Film #Movie #Movies

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@ZeroSuitCamus Gillian Anderson has become the most British person on the planet somehow

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Growing up queer & with untreated mental illnesses in the 50s and 60s: turns out this is not easy to do, and Reed spent the rest of his life attempting to unravel and investigate the problems it caused him.

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@corpseinorbit

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I hate Lou Reed, violently, deeply, with truly evangelical zeal. I hate Lou Reed for more reasons than any of you petty criminals and child-pimps can ever argue me out of, and primary among them: Lou Reed was a fucking tourist in the land of "sick and dirty, more dead than alive"

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@rickdank_o

11 months

pretending to care about this stuff seems really tiring

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11 months

HOLY CRAP THEY SCHEDULED THE BARBIE PRESS SCREENING TO BE THE SAME NIGHT AS THE OPPENHEIMER PRESS SCREENING.

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@rickdank_o

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Post your favorite jazz album cover, please. I'll start.

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@rickdank_o

2 months

Can't recommend the 820 enough. It has completely gotten me back into watching movies at home on a regular basis without being concerned that I'd get a glitch on a layer change or whatever. It's got a region free bypass, too.

Ultra HD Blu-ray 💿

@UltraHDBluray

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Here’s an overview of all Panasonic’s 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray player models in the west. It doesn’t list all features – only the differentiators. It's not a buying guide but it may come in handy when shopping for a new unit. You may want to bookmark this tweet/thread. 🧵/1

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@JuiceThousand And just in the nick of time! In Feb 2020 we were all in the midst of trying to elect a guy who would take away much of their power. Weird, wonder why we were doing that?

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Is it just me or is it weird that everyone is always talking about Sydney Sweeney and no one is ever talking about Eiza González?

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@superduckybro @TittySommelier There's truly no better time than the present to get this started.

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4 years sober.

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@doulbedoink My guy is braggin’

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1 year

I hate shit like this with my entire soul

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@joshtenet

1 year

Matthew Broderick in a movie where he gives someone a car... look up "Matthew Broderick Car Accident" for more info on this awesome film!

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THE KILLER is not even in the same dimension as ZODIAC, sorry

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@JackieHChan @LaughterHaver

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@TheAlexSylvian Roasting his son

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1 year

It's here!!

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@rickdank_o

1 year

the blu-ray art for THE WHALE is my most anticipated reveal of 2023

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1 year

Listening to this for the first time and it is legitimately blowing my mind to kingdom come.

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8 months

Believe it or not, this interaction occurred on here. John Cusack solicited pics of people's ticket stubs for LOVE & MERCY, a film I adored. I replied with a stub pic I had taken for MoviePass ('member?) complimenting his performance and he blocked me on the spot. Still blocked.

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what’s an interaction you had with a celebrity that was fucked up and evil

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@dinosaurpiglets @acechhh Wrong

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2 months

Love these posts in 2024. Just leave dude, but you won’t, none of us can

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1 year

The word on the street is that this movie is still good. Surprised but humbled

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@ettingermentum My dad used to go through this elaborate fantasy of how he would win the lottery and then immediately go to a lawyer and pay him to get entirely off the grid and disappear. I think my dad would inevitably have his winnings taken by the wallet inspector within 30 mins

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1 year

People seem to be personally offended on some level by this Ari Aster movie. It's fascinating to watch people walk out of it brimming with some kind of anger at its mere existence. Usually the mark of a great movie.

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13 years married ✌️

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