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Writer for The Simpsons | Gaylors DNI

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Oh hell yeah
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My dad watched most of TENET posed up like this then when it ended he told me he didn’t understand any of it
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Only talking to David Cross about Alvin and the Chipmunks & shushing Bob Odenkirk if he tries to say anything
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I love how literally no other part of the show is shot like this
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3 months
Finished dune messiah! Denis is gonna get put in director jail for sure
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I’m halfway through dune messiah and there is no way they’re making a movie out of this
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11 months
The Wes Anderson aesthetic TikTok people should recreate this scene 👇👇
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3 months
I’m halfway through dune messiah and there is no way they’re making a movie out of this
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Alex Garland movies be good af when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you he has nothing to say
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Now watching in IMAX
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@KevMagnet Feels like the last time I heard about him was the Amy winehouse cake
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What should I add to this list
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@indianloonie I think if I were a pig I’d be able to look up just fine
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Rewatched Oppenheimer with my parents and my dad literally did this when they revealed Strauss was the one behind everything
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This is probably my favorite LB review
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11 months
What’s with this Disney Channel ass dialogue 😭😭
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They were threatening to make the movie good
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Mark Ruffalo says the ‘POOR THINGS’ crew would tease him on set about replacing him with Oscar Isaac. Willem Dafoe even brought Oscar Isaac to set one day to say he arrived to take over. (Source: @jenelleriley )
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@JakeNiemeyer @bimbotheory Spoken like someone who’s never encountered a Harry styles fan
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This is very fucking annoying tbh!
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@TheAlexSylvian Rocket raccoon looking down the barrel of my revolver:
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@ashsevildead We are talking about The Bear right now
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2 months
A matrix movie directed by Godard? This. Will be. Awesome. I thought he died
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‘THE MATRIX 5’ is in the works with Drew Goddard set to direct.
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this is the only movie I own on steam
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@Lorimere_ Bob Odenkirk after I shush him for the 8th time
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No!! Nooo!!!!!!
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People on twitter will have the most niche movies of all time as their favorite movies but then when asked about TV shows they’re like “uh… better call saul.. and twin peaks..”
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Is there a word for this type of sequel yet
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Cailee Spaeny says Fede Alvarez’s ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’ film is set between ‘ALIEN’ and ‘ALIENS’. (Source: )
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I don’t want Simu Liu to kill himself
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@WwwLukethoughts I didn’t know that, gives me more faith he’ll actually do the time skip at least
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Come on now 💀
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@crybabywalker9 Disney invented friendship to sell more disneyworld tickets
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Am I missing anything
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@JER_77 No it’s not a joke this is actually completely serious
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How do you guys even explain what criterion’s are to your families. I gave up on that long ago
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9 months
@hankofjuly 85 minute Star Wars is fucking crazy
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8 months
The guy sitting directly behind me would clear his throat every ~30 seconds for the entire first part. And it’s like. What are you even supposed to do about that. You’d look like a total psycho if you turned around and said “please stop clearing your throat”. So you just suffer
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Seated in theaters for Barry Lyndon and it’s the intermission now
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Imagine getting in an argument with your parents in the Quiet Place Universe™ so you scream to kill everybody
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This shit was absolutely insane the first time I watched it.
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@hankofjuly We’re killing him
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@indianloonie She’s kind of the Brie Larson of her time
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@Rockybalbonga1 Just complaining about likable characters for no reason
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I don’t understand how eBay works I think I just bid on something 4 times in a row
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@cleoofffilm They should’ve censored Forrest Gump instead
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@MatthewFerrari But check this out
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Do we have to do this every time something happens
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I was sent down here from Washington DC to see about Rebecca Ferguson. See who’s yelling at her.
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Went to Barnes & Noble and the criterions were so overpriced that I cried
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@legotrillermoth White people pulling up to icebreakers with the “I have a dog” fun fact
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@hankofjuly I’d unironically prefer them to delay the movie a whole entire year. No way I’m watching dune in MARCH
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This is incredible. That poor unsuspecting intern is so fucked
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@joshtenet Ummmmm explain this then
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@SilentDawnLB The voice filter 😔
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If you riff by adding to this scenario you’re awesome. If you riff by pointing out the shipping price you’re really boring,
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@KEEMSTAR What is even the allegation here
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@GalaxyOrion20 @up2anth No need for the “(MCU Shill)” in your handle, it’s redundant
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@legotrillermoth I thought the dog was gonna save him. Kind of rude of him not to
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This is how it feels whenever I throw my phone on my bed
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@hankofjuly Can’t I
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@legotrillermoth I want that gizmo she’s holding up
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Waving to people in hell after you die but then you see Bo Burnham
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Seated in theaters for Barry Lyndon and it’s the intermission now
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Once someone stops doing star ratings they are incapable of shutting up about how amazing it is
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@hankofjuly No it’s suggesting that the movie just ended
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@RachelRobb_12 @JakeNiemeyer @bimbotheory I’d agree if it wasn’t something they were profiting from. It’s super disingenuous to imply you’re one thing and then dance around it and give nonanswers whenever you’re asked about it.
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The blue eye profile pictures for dune 2 were cool and all but once messiah drops I’m expecting everyone’s pfps to have gouged out eyes
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8 months
She needs armed guards so this never happens again
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YOU GUYS HE GOT SOFIA COPPOLA NOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭
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What’s the quirky barbenheimer name for this double feature
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@docno1r So Paul had to learn how to dry fire before riding the worm?
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I need $20,000,001 very quickly
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Netflix has acquired Richard Linklater's #HitMan for a massive $20 million. Read our review from Venice:
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@__Uther__ @GonzoMediaTV @kinziixx @OTKnetwork Your handle is “Uther the Lightbringer” there’s no way I could outdo you
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@Buffaloseed That’s not what I said
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@0liviaolive I think a lot of people conflate “understanding” and “fully knowing every detail of”. You’re allowed to just get the gist of something. It’s okay to go off vibes. No one’s gonna hurt you if you can’t articulate the timeline of Mulholland Drive.
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Sorry but it will always be funny to me when someone gives a movie a half star to make a point. Like… woah… this guy’s not messing around… they mean business!
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@EthanCooney8 Ethan I have bad news… you are the bitch in my ear
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@bornposting He has the politics of a nice grandpa
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@RaceplayShawty You had me worried for a second I thought you meant hbomberguy is bad now
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White people get so amped up talking about “media preservation” (their DVD collection)
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Netflix autoplay you read my mind
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@indianloonie My favorite one liner from him
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@lawfulspice Sexy snake jazz
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@Enchiilada @RachelRobb_12 @JakeNiemeyer @bimbotheory I should clarify that I was specifically referring to Harry.
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that nicolas cage guy
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bus driver ever just drive right past you like you don't exist? good morning everyone
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@nuzthemonkey Yeah fits Drake and Josh too
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@w_oowoo @weesterner No it’s not ironic he bought 7 cybertrucks
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@tintinqwarntino @Dawggbrain @Variety There’s no way you’re a real person
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🔒♻️
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@hankofjuly This is the greatest scene of all time but in the other greatest scene of all time his line delivery of “Rick fuckin’ Dalton” to Julia butters is even better than these
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@KevinMWestbrook @nobody_stop_me (Desperate for pussy voice)
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@lewisjwr Her setup is clean as fuck
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The teenage AMC employee asked my 47 year old uncle for ID when he went to see Killers of the Flower Moon
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Mark Ruffalo is amazing in Poor Things
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@GonzoMediaTV @kinziixx @OTKnetwork Imagine putting “anti-woke” in your bio lmfao
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This is how it feels picking the movie I want to watch
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My dad just told me he almost cried reading Simu Liu’s autobiography
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@wuooods Even if it weren’t bs how would you get “entrapped” by it lmfao?
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I hope taylor swifts next boyfriend is even more racist
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@neotrin1ty Guy who thinks anyone could’ve directed OUATIH
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@TheYodaMovie Listen I drink my respect women juice
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@lewisjwr LMFAO how have I not seen this before
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Is Skinamarink actually good or were all of you joking
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@goatbalestier I’m referring to Claire Denis in this tweet. She will direct dune messiah
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