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Stand-up comedian, host of Stand Up with Pete Dominick pod. Father of 2 daughters, former Daily Show, Colbert Report Fluffer. Now at Last Week Tonight

2015
Joined July 2008
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Pete Dominick
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If my kid was killed in a school shooting and you told me “you just have to get over it” I would rip your esophagus out through your neck. Just sayin’
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3 years
Dead people
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Kevin Sorbo
3 years
I am not getting the covid vax. Who’s with me?
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5 years
In 1974 almost the entire house voted to start impeachment inquiry in to Nixon. In 1998 31 dems voted to start an investigation in to Clinton. Today 0 republicans voted to investigate a guy who makes Clinton and Nixon look like Angels. House republicans are the worst
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1 year
Just watched Russell Brand try to say MSNBC is equivalent to Fox and to one of MSNBC big stars John Heilemann who simply asked him to give 1 example of an MSNBC host saying something they don’t believe. Brand sighted the effectiveness of Ivermectin. What a sad joke he has become
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3 years
It really really upsets me that CNN didn’t renew @WajahatAli contract but still has Rick Santorum on their payroll.
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4 years
Last year at this time I lost my corporate media job,my Dad had a heart attack/lost vision in his eye and my daughter had to be put in a back brace for scoliosis. One year later I have rebuilt my career, Dad rode 47 miles on his bike and Ava's curve has stopped. #NeverGiveUp
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3 years
How do you respond to a person who says "I'd rather not say if I am vaccinated." ??
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Pete Dominick
7 years
He always acted like a president. You are afraid to get your hair wet.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Obama is now standing in a puddle acting like a President--give me a break.
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Pete Dominick
28 days
What a fucking loser
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Variety
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Dwayne Johnson regrets endorsing Joe Biden for president in 2020 because "what that caused was something that tears me up in my guts — which is division." "It caused an incredible amount of division. I realize now going into this election, I will not do that. My goal is to bring…
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Turns out @TheRock is a weak coward.
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8 years
Shooter was born in the U.S. & so were his guns and ammo. This is an American problem.
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3 years
If your white kids feel bad about themselves after learning about the true history of our country and our current systemic racist institutions THEN THAT IS ON YOU as a parent. Let teachers teach. Teach your kids they can make it better for their peers & the next generation.
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1 year
Just woke up to make sure Sarah Palin lost again
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3 years
We lost 2 great comics this week. Norm Macdonald and Jim Bruer
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2 years
I’m actually running up and down my own hallway. Alone.
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Adam Parkhomenko
2 years
holy shit
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Pete Dominick
4 years
If you could only follow one person on twitter who would it be? I continue to be here everyday for @soledadobrien .
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Pete Dominick
5 years
Today my 11 year old daughter Julia delivered a speech in a statewide speech contest in her 5th grade class. The subject was the “harms of social media on young people.” And she won. How bout that?! #proudpapa
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3 years
Just showed up at my fully vaccinated parents with my their granddaughters for the first time in over a year. Pure elation. Lucky us.
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3 years
This ratio has to be unprecedented in America: "DC police made 68 arrests and 56 officers were injured during pro-Trump insurrection at the US Capitol"
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Pete Dominick
3 months
Watch Stephanopouls murder JD Vance then drop his body in the river
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Wow. Stephanopoulos shuts down his interview with Vance and cuts him off after Vance insists that the president can defy the Supreme Court.
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I just taped a chat with my friend @PeterHotez who I have known for over a decade and who has had...a day. I asked him if he was a shill for #pharma and where he got his funding $$ to develop vaccines that save millions of children
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3 years
I’ve seen thousands of people lose the crowd. I’ve never seen a death like this. You can feel his fear.
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4 years
Look who is broke the internet @JLCauvin
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4 years
God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again ( @TrumpPod ) - new every week!
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Pete Dominick
4 years
Your husband is attacking a 16 year old who is a hero around the world on twitter and refusing to allow migrant children a flu shot. You live in a hypocrisy everyday. You are an empty barrel and it's very sad. When will we wake up from this nightmare? #BeBest
@FLOTUS45
Melania Trump 45 Archived
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A minor child deserves privacy and should be kept out of politics. Pamela Karlan, you should be ashamed of your very angry and obviously biased public pandering, and using a child to do it.
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1 year
Can’t Biden just call FIFA and say “I just want to find 3 goals which is 3 more than we have.”
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6 years
Kanye said George W Bush hated black people and now he loves and defends an actual white supremacist.
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3 years
I just got an appointment to be vaccinated with my first dose of Moderna. TOMORROW!!
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3 years
I fucking despise this guy. They put him on the channel I created on Sirius and it as the final nail in the coffin. He is such a disgusting, reprehensible and insufferable asshole
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John Whitehouse
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Fox News guest Dave Ramsey: "I don't believe in a stimulus check because if $600 or $1400 changes your life you were pretty much screwed already. You got other issues going on."
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Pete Dominick
6 years
It's been a tough week. It's hard to hear the cries of so many victims especially when they are your loved ones, but it's not even remotely close to the pain they are in. #TimeToListen boys
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My mom and dad celebrate 50 years together in August. Tomorrow they get their 2nd dose of the vaccine. Watch this 2 minutes. Listen at the top when my dad is trying to frame the shot. fucking hilarious people
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Wrong. Audience’s don’t come to debates open minded. Serious people Debating conspiracy theorists only elevates the conspiracy. Every time. Also why have a scientist debate an accountant about science?
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Dave Smith
11 months
The argument that you shouldn’t debate someone who is getting everything completely wrong, in your area of expertise, because you would be legitimizing a conspiracy theory, is so pathetically weak. If they are so catastrophically wrong, it should be easy to expose them. It’s fear
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This week will likely be brutal. Brace yourself & find your center. Twitter and other social media will probably make you feel bad. Search for the people & things that bring you calm & joy. Make art. Clean a room. Listen to music. Write a kind note to a friend. You’re not alone.
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11 months
Tonight I spoke to my friend @PeterHotez about his history with @joerogan . Peter was a guest on Joe's show a few times and then suddenly stopped returning Dr Hotez messages
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11 months
“My guy” has saved millions of lives with vaccines and gets death threats for it all day. What have you done again?
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Dave Smith
11 months
This is just pathetic excuse making because you know your guy would lose and be humiliated. Define “serious” and “conspiracy.” Lab leak was dismissed as conspiracy. Fauci and the establishment have consistently gotten everything wrong about Covid and now refuse to debate.
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Amazing and important.
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Terry Reintke
3 months
This is Berlin today. Calling for resistance against the Far Right. All around Germany, people took to the streets in the last days. History tells us: We cannot wait until it is too late and Fascists are in power. We have to stand up to them. NOW.
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The vast majority of journalists don't cover washington or national poltics. They get paid shit money to report extremely important local stories. And they are struggling. They weren't at the #WHCD and probably never will be. Subscribe to your local paper or respectable news org
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I shouldn’t be surprised but it seems that in certain locales like Kenosha, Wisconsin last night that police are using the local far right white supremacist militia groups as an auxiliary force against social movements.
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3 years
Hahahaha nobody called him to congratulate him. Nobody thought he’d won. #massivedumps #somuchwinning
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Trump whines to Maria Bartiromo about the “massive dumps” he says cost him the election
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Love these guys. And the rest. History will too. @libradunn #January6thHearing
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4 years
Buttigieg keeps proving he is an extremely effective surrogate and on fox and friends no less
@PeteButtigieg
Pete Buttigieg
4 years
It's too bad Trump is afraid to debate next week.
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Pete Dominick
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I won!
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Pete Dominick
3 years
4 years ago I was in DC to cover the inauguration for @SIRIUSXM Obamas last night in the White House. I had 3 beers & went for a run. I got to the WH & yelled “thank you Barack & Michelle Obama!” A Capitol police officer kindly told me I was yelling at the Treasury Dept. building
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Pete Dominick
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Im totally sober with @libradunn and @kalycemad thanks to @glennkirschner2
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Love Marc Elias and this tweet especially
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5 years
This powerful and very sharp prosecutor is the new Attorney General we elected in NY State. She’s gonna look in every nook and cranny of Donald Trump’s Empty barrel of an empire. Get to know the name Letitia James.
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Josh Lederman
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Incoming New York attorney general plans wide-ranging investigations of Trump and family - ⁦ @NBCNews ⁩ exclusive
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@normalishvegan Actually, I’ve been on real time with Bill Maher and I’ve been on hundreds of other panels and you know what you don’t do you don’t take more time than the other people. He wouldn’t shut the fuck up and for that reason alone, he looks like an asshole.
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All of the men behind him should either immediately denounce this or resign
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Biden-Harris HQ
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Trump: Democrats said please don’t call immigrants animals. I said, no, they’re not humans, they’re animals
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2 years
Today I taped a conversation with @caslernoel and it was one of my favorites in a long time. Dude is awesome, smart, funny, kind and righteous. And he knows a ton of shit. Can’t wait for you to hear it tomorrow
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5 years
I’m celebrating almost 11 years of NOT inviting climate science deniers on to my national radio show.
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Pete Dominick
4 years
I shared a studio with Steve Bannon at @SIRIUSXM for over a year. He was and is a fucking asshole. I did everything I could to make sure they didn’t re hire him, damaging my image with the executives but I don’t regret it. Fuck that dirty fuck. I am so fucking happy.
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I just heard about the loss of my friend Midwin Charles privately. I'm so sorry to share this news. Midwin was a powerful brilliant voice for legal and political issues. She was brilliant and fearless and had the GREATEST laugh. Thank you for making us better. You did real good
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3 years
Making it harder for black people to vote is racist. Voting for people who make it harder for black people to vote is a super racist thing to do. I can’t believe that’s something that needs to be said in 2021.
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Pete Dominick
5 years
If #ralphnortham has to resign so does @senatemajldr right?
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Pete Dominick
4 years
This is huge news this morning. Lets get behind @ColMorrisDavis !
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Adam Parkhomenko
4 years
Breaking: Mark Meadows has prematurely announced that @ColMorrisDavis has defeated him. Davis is at 147,000 followers. Get him to 200,000 by the end of Thursday and flip this goddamn seat.
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Pete Dominick
7 years
This
@altNOAA
altNOAA 🇺🇸
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If you went to @JoelOsteen 's church for shelter & found it closed, don't worry, the Islamic Society of Greater Houston's 21 mosques are open
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Feedback from 10 year old daughter on @RealTimers after I "bravely" called our President a "Mother Fucker" cc @nayyeroar
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I have a shit load of respect for @ColMorrisDavis who is one of the most principled people I’ve ever met. He is running for the despicable @MarkMeadows seat in Congress and he’ll join me on tomorrow’s @StandUpWithPete podcast.
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Pete Dominick
2 years
Oh I despise how brilliant and funny this all in one take motherfucker is. All three minutes of this commentary are gold
@traecrowder
Trae Crowder
2 years
ON THE LONG AWAITED STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS NEWS #studentloanforgiveness
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Pete Dominick
4 years
I asked @ElieNYC to grab a drink or more tonight and shit got pretty crazy. Awesome time
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Pete Dominick
3 years
The fact that @ElieNYC doesn’t have a million dollar contract with a major corporate media company is so dumb. They don’t want massive ratings. I mean most of us would tune in just to watch him scream at video game much less is top notch analysis “No Fucks to give with @ElieNYC
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Pete Dominick
3 months
A jury mostly made up of white men just ordered Trump pay E Jean Carroll $83.3 million
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Pete Dominick
9 months
My friend @djrothkopf gives quite a proper defense of @VP
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Pete Dominick
4 years
Who would like to se @DrJasonJohnson and @ElieNYC on the same show for like an hour. I have a show I’d like to see them on together. Who’s in?
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Pete Dominick
6 years
Kavanaugh said Devils Triangle was a drinking game like quarters. Lie. It’s a reference to 2 men on 1 woman. He lied about the meaning of Boofing, Ralphing and even lied about the drinking age In Maryland. Anybody check to see if he really lifted ay weights at Tobins house?
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Pete Dominick
6 years
The anchor of @CBSNews asked the @realDonaldTrump what the goal for the Putin meeting was and Trump actually said: "I'l let you know after the meeting." he could have added: "After I get my orders."
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Pete Dominick
4 years
Kevin McCarthy is the most powerful republican in the house. He says we should not call eachother names but supports our disgusting president who does it everyday. I have lots of names to call both of them but I only ask that you donate to McCarthy opponent @KimMangone
@cspan
CSPAN
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. @GOPLeader on @RepAOC and @RepTedYoho : "I think when someone apologizes they should be forgiven...yes, he made a mistake and yes he apologized for it and yes the majority leader accepted it." Full video here:
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Being fired is a relief in the sense that you never have to worry about being fired anymore. I was so stressed everyday worrying about it being my last. Now I’m on The Joe Rogan Experience Nov 6,working at launching 4 new shows & maybe running for office. Take risks. Be happy.
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Pete Dominick
3 years
The thing I love to grow the most has arrived. Happy peak red raspberry day.
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Pete Dominick
3 years
I need to write an essay about how commuting to work can destroy your body and your soul. Losing my commute was such an enormous life changing development. If you have thoughts please share #commutingsucks
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Pete Dominick
3 years
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Republicans from Brian Kemp to Chris Christie arguing corporate America is wrong not to support voter disenfranchisement is gonna backfire. These guys have lost the thread. Good. Fuck all of them forever
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Pete Dominick
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Trump and GOP are incentivizing using Coal and other last century/planet killing sources of energy while taxing and penalizing clean future sources. All while killing jobs at the same time. Make America Polluted again.
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Pete Dominick
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Back in January while at @glennkirschner2 #JusticeMatters event I introduced my 19 year old daughter who is an aspiring screenwriter actress Director to @Lawrence who some might not know is a legendary tv writer. He was so kind and generous to Ava and I will never forget it
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Pete Dominick
3 years
Why does @ElieNYC not have 49 shows? Give the guy all of the shows and most of the money. Thanks
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Pete Dominick
8 years
Republicans have chosen a reality tv star who believes vaccines cause autism,climate change is a hoax & the president isn't an American👍🏽👽🦄
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Pete Dominick
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I Just wrapped an awesome conversation these 2 amazing scientists! I am celebrating great Americans like @PeterHotez and @MichaelEMann for the 4th! Will post later.
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Pete Dominick
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We have a high school graduate. We are very proud of Ava. I have asked her not to go to college but she is insisting upon it. Nobody told me this would happen.
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I’m dumber having watched this
@JordanUhl
jordan
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MSNBC's long-time "analyst" and host Chris Matthews arguing that Bernie has an advantage in Iowa because caucuses are almost like meetings and socialists "like meetings."
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One of the outcomes I wasn’t expecting today was to be introduced to someone new and so impressive. The entire world is talking about @TheAmandaGorman and it’s a glorious surprise
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Pete Dominick
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Wait. Putin fell down the stairs and shit himself and we are talking about other things? What is wrong with you people ?! Let us come together on this one great thing
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Pete Dominick
1 year
This tweet is about cocaine
@caslernoel
NoelCaslerComedy🌙
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Scrump said he couldn't make it back to Mar a Lago for his daddy's speech because of bad weather. I'll bet it was snowing really hard.❄️ @DonaldJTrumpJr
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I really enjoyed the deep policy debate in this clip #GOPDebate
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Aaron Rupar
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holy hell this is a disaster -- even worse than I possibly imagined
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Pete Dominick
6 years
Announce that he will Pardon OJ
@rolandscahill
Roland Scahill
6 years
What will the Trump administration do today to try to distract from the Paul Manafort situation?
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Pete Dominick
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If you cancelled your @SIRIUSXM membership you should come back. This company has given me & many others a platform resources & mentors who encourage me to say anything I want on the radio for 10 years. Im disappointed w Bannon hire but Im here to destroy his ideas. Help me.
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Pete Dominick
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@soledadobrien just thinking the same thing and about how much better she is than Chris Wallace
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Pete Dominick
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When there is so much pain and suffering in a community we need passionate, righteous and brilliant people to articulate our feelings and that is what Jason Johnson is best at. Thank you sir. Never stop
@MSNBC
MSNBC
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Jason Johnson on protests following Breonna Taylor decision: "They are tired of these discussions being teased out in ways that give justifications for nothing other than state sponsored, white supremacy, and killing of Black people"
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Pete Dominick
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Just defending scientists who save millions of lives and they send you hateful threats! Can’t imagine what Hotez and others inbox looks like. Here’s my last piece of fan Mail. And remember this is for defending life saving vaccines !
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Pete Dominick
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I asked my friend ⁦ @glennkirschner2 ⁩,who prosecuted bad guys for DOJ most of his career, ⁦⁩what would happen if Trump loses and he and his corrupt gang family are NOT prosecuted and his tone changed
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Pete Dominick
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On a day that Florida was getting crushed by a hurricane he did a rally insulting the Americans he didn’t like. Today a terrorist tried to kill past presidents, congressman and journalists and he’s doing a gig. The show must go on....
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Pete Dominick
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This is @vicdibitetto . He has been an amazing comic for over 20 years. Always been real great guy too. I love his rants and how viral they’ve gone. Def see him LIVE
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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A perfect 2 minutes on QAnon...
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Love that the whole A Block of @JoyAnnReid today hosted by the estimable @TiffanyDCross was about tribal people’s interests with two brilliant Tribal people. Fucking awesome segment. I’m cheering! I need their twitter handles
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Pete Dominick
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The California recall election cost almost 300 million dollars. That could have put out a lot of real fires. What a complete waste of time and money.
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At opening remarks for this year’s Federalist Society annual meeting in DC, Judge William Pryor of the 11th Circuit took shots at journalists. Including @Dahlialithwick . I asked her about that and more
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Elon Musk and Bill Maher blame the woke mind virus on liberals. They say it’s the left censoring speech and never once mention Republicans across the country BANNING BOOKS. Any talk of censorship /cancellation, w/out BOOK BANNING being main concern of what GOVT IS ACTUALLY DOING
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@cmclymer wow. Impressive rant for sure
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Pete Dominick
5 years
President Carter does more with his hands in this video than Trump has in his entire life
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