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J-L Cauvin

15 days

YOOOOO! Just found out my special Half-Blackface is now streaming on Amazon Prime! Enjoy (it's free to you if you have Amazon Prime so please get everyone you know to watch it)

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J-L Cauvin

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4 years

Amy Coney Barrett brought her 7 unmasked kids to a super spreader event to show how pro life she is so she could be confirmed by a group of pro life people who have presided over 200K+ deaths to be a pro life judge that will uphold the death penalty and take away health insurance

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God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again ( @TrumpPod ) - new every week!

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Ronan Farrow is Omar to rich, old white men

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Donald Trump STRONGLY AND TOUGHLY denies knowing Ghislaine Maxwell.

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Donald Trump at Mt Rushmore preview. Have a tremendous 4th.

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Donald Trump is not a president. He is a Mega Church pastor for America's worst people.

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Donald Trump's Commencement Address at West Point has been leaked! (Subscribe to my YouTube for more - link in thread)

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Today was the last day of work for my Mom, the hardest working person I know. Lost her Mom at 9. Went to work at 17. 58+ years working. Last 43 years with the same company. Put her 2 sons through private school, Northwestern, Williams College & Gtown law with a HS diploma.

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PRESIDENT TRUMP FINALLY ADRESSES THE NATION ON THE PROTESTS AND LOOTING. THIS IS REAL LEADERSHIP! - (click on/like subscribe to the link in the thread for more)

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Donald Trump has the strongest sympathy. This one almost broke me.

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We need a term for the “face a Karen makes when they realize they’re being recorded.”

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PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS UNDER ATTACK!!! #Hacked #BlueCheckMarkLivesMatter

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Donald Trump inner monologue from his Evita appearance at the White House tonight

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DONALD TRUMP WOULD NEVER ALLOW A BOUNTY ON OUR TROOPS - FAKE NEWS HITS A NEW LOW!!

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Mitch McConnell congratulates Biden-Harris and tells Donald Trump to STFU 😯😯😆

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The President is safe, ready to address the nation and definitely not a #BunkerBoy or a #BunkerDon or a #bunkerbabytrump - be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again for more!

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Imagine getting away with a life of racism, sexual assault, tax fraud, saying you want to have sex with your own daughter, hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein, colluding with Russia, trying to blackmail a foreign leader, fomenting a coup & still going, "fuck it - let's do treason!"

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Fine. Here is proof that Donald Trump aced his cognitive test. #CognitiveIncline Subscribe to my YT if you like this stuff (link below)

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Donald Trump explains #Juneteenth

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Learn how to dance like Trump. This is a walkoff home run folks.

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Ben and Jerry's has announced that they are giving Colin Kaepernick his own ice cream. Donald Trump reacts

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Trump - golfing while his younger brother died Trump - raw dogging a porn star while his wife was pregnant Trump - at the movies when his older brother died But yeah, I'm sure this Christian warrior really cares about strangers dying of Covid.

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If a sexual assaulting tax cheat who tries to blackmail a foreign leader and instigate a coup can have a legal search warrant executed on his home, are any of us really safe?

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Donald Trump rips Wisconsin after Joe Biden wins the state!

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On today's #TrumpPressConference Donald Trump celebrates #EarthDay and claims he has never recommended hydroxychloroquine

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Donald Trump announces in a follow up to his big #TrumpEaster announcement that due to #FakeNews and the #COVID19 #coronavirus he is now in talks with faith leaders to move Easter. Andrew Cuomo offers a rebuttal. #NewEaster

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My question for Amy Coney Barrett that I hope a Democrat asks cc: @SenWhitehouse @CoryBooker @KamalaHarris

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The 17 year old Wisconsin killer will be arraigned right after his keynote speech at the #RNCConvention2020 tonight

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I hate the "is this the best we could do?" bullshit when talking about the 2016/2020 elections. I know it makes someone seem cool & righteously cynical but HRC was supremely qualified & brilliant. Biden is qualified, experienced & a decent man. Trump is our worst human.

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MAR-A-LAGO IS RE-OPENING BECAUSE OF DONALD TRUMP'S STRONG LEADERSHIP! 🙌🙌

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Donald Trump did not have someone take the SAT for him!!! Fake news from a nasty niece.

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2 years

The shooter is white, so Fox will be discussing gas prices tonight

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I couldnt help myself. #DonaldTrump wants more credit for his handling of the #COVID19 #coronavirus and completely denies talking with #ARod . Possibly the best one yet.

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes NO ONE WORKS HARDER THAN PRESIDENT TRUMP

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Donald Trump defends @OANN and explains Buffalo #Geezergate to the Fake News! ONLY TRUMP SPEAKS THE TRUTH! Check out Making Podcasts Great Again for the tremendous weekly Trump podcast!

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A clip from tonight's #60Minutes interview of Donald Trump by Scott Pelley about #RampGate - full interview in the thread below

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Donald Trump could jerk off into an American flag & his supporters would say that it demonstrates his unmatched passion for America. His supporters are pathetic trash whose patriotism & faith are rhetorical weapons only. They are as dumb, cruel & empty as their cult leader.

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3 years

SCOOP: I have uncovered the 18 voicemails Donald Trump left for the Secretary of State of Georgia. Full video threaded below.

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If you STILL support Trump unfollow me. If you try to hit me with the "I didn't vote for Trump but..." bullshit because your grandpappy likes him you can see yourself out as well. Donald Trump is a national & historical disgrace & so are you. This isn't political. It's ethical.

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Donald Trump issues an emotional statement about his very ill brother Robert Trump

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The GOP is a faith movement now, not a political party. Its tenets are racism, demonstrably failed economic policy & an intellectually vacant patriotism where symbols of patriotism matter more than actual patriotism. Its leader is a mentally diminished, morally bankrupt scumbag

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Donald Trump Farewell Speech (full speech threaded below)

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Trump is the virus. Fox News is the carrier. Mitch McConnell is the diseased bat.

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Wow! President Obama has a Fake News graduation speech on CNN tonight BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS AN EVEN BETTER MESSAGE OF HOPE FOR OUR CLASS OF 2020

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Donald Trump DESTROYS 60 Minutes and Promises to Overturn Obama's Ban on saying "God Bless You" when people sneeze!

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Cory Booker has Big Friendly Vegan Manager at Trader Joe's Energy. Only someone as racist as Donald Trump could actually believe he could scare people with Cory Booker

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Chauvin's Mom just said Derek is her favorite son🤔🤔🤔 Ma'am, just how terrible are your other sons?

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"Doing nothing is not an option." - Joe Biden Mitch McConnell:

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"If I had a son he would have looked like Derek Chauvin." - Donald Trump's statement from Mar-A-Lago

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Donald Trump will #StopTheSpread with his strong guidelines for #COVID19 #coronavirus . Sorry loser doctors and governors! Listen to your President and enjoy! *Jeb Bush voice* Please share!

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4 years

We'll never defeat climate change. We are a country that rejected a smart woman for a cruel imbecile. When confronted with a virus that presented an immediate threat, masks & doctors became enemies to Trumpists. We don't have enough collective will, intelligence or decency to win

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President Trump wants all houses of worship open NOW because he is a man of great faith and tremendous heart. OPEN UP OUR ESSENTIAL RELIGIOUS PLACES!

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Donald Trump is going after #kpopstans fans with a vengeance! NO ONE MESSES WITH OUR PRESIDENT'S RALLIES🇺🇸🇺🇸 #SnapCrackleKPop

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Donald Trump has called Joe Biden to concede the 2020 election (watch & share the YT link below!).

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Herman Cain died for a movement that deep down hates people like him. It makes me sad that he has died even though I wasn't a fan. And unless Trump or Ivanka get sick the "President" will not give a single, McDonalds-laced shit about this.

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Watching the Warnock-Loeffler debate on my dvr. It is like watching a refurbished robot from the Ann Coulter store debate a man who should be a U.S. Senator

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Donald Trump reacts strongly to Joe Biden picking Kamala Harris!!!

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Conservative, Christian, Heterosexual men when they hear there are Hunter Biden dick pics

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DONALD TRUMP BACK AT THE WHITE HOUSE REVIEWS DONALD TRUMP AT THE #RNC2020 #RNCConvention #RNCConvention2020 #RNCauvin

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DONALD TRUMP DECLARED NASCAR "THE NEW N WORD" TODAY AFTER THEY BANNED THE CONFEDERATE FLAG😯😯

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Donald Trump threatens to "take away their casinos" if the Cleveland Indians and Washington Redskins change their names.

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No one is more excited about Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson than Senator Cory Booker

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Roger Stone is just happy to be home with his wife and the 3 men he hired to have sex with her as he watches. Thank you for leading with the heart @realDonaldTrump

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Donald Trump reacts to President Obama's boring speech

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Donald Trump Jr reacts to Judge saying he has to testify in 21 days (Full video with Trump Sr's reaction threaded below👀)

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Donald Trump bragging about job numbers the last 3 months is like the guy who brags about scoring 15 points in the 4th quarter when his team was losing by 160,000 dead people

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Hillary Clinton was the mask the country refused to wear 4 years ago

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The GOP decided not to have a platform this year because Trump was scared to walk down from it

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@realDonaldTrump @VP @MarkMeadows @nytimes YES SIR! REAL PATRIOTS KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT #BountyGate - you did NOTHING WRONG!!!

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He wants violence. His answer to everything is 2nd Amendment. He never dog whistled. He always white trash screams.

Donald J. Trump

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These horrible & politically charged decisions coming out of the Supreme Court are shotgun blasts into the face of people that are proud to call themselves Republicans or Conservatives. We need more Justices or we will lose our 2nd. Amendment & everything else. Vote Trump 2020!

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DONALD TRUMP PHONE CALL LEAKED AS HE TALKS BADLY ABOUT HIS SUPPORTERS!😯

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@realDonaldTrump Good Friday is the day Jesus died. Not sure that is a "Happy" holiday for the people that commemorate it. But I'm sure you already knew that, being a tremendous Christian.🙄 Sincerely, The Third Corinthian

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(1/8) If you've seen any (or a lot) of my work the last 7 months this is a thank you from me (and my dog) and a thread for "what I'm doing after Trump" - I really hope you will click through this thread if you are a real fan of mine & good comedy

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Trump is furious today with the SCOTUS tax decision. And he is most mad at Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Here is Brett's debut (unless you listen to Making Podcasts Great Again in #TrumpVsKavanaugh (can we get that trending?)

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If Joe Biden still needs to "earn your vote" you ain't shit.

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NFL smartly figured that angry white dudes would be too busy protecting their guns to notice that Colin Kaepernick got a workout with a team.

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This is America sounds like a Migos song that read a Ta-nehisi Coates article.

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RAP BATTLE: Donald Trump vs Mitch McConnell

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Donald Trump does the Bill Pullman speech from #IndependanceDay #4thofJuly

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INXCest

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Name this band.

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Donald Trump is now roasting Republican Voters Against Trump?!

Republican Voters Against Trump

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Mark ( @markbecker26 ) was the Green Bay Wisconsin GOP chair, but he's finished with Trump's Republican Party. "After Trump loses, the Republican Party as a whole is going to have a lot to answer to."

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@realDonaldTrump STOP PICKING ON PRESIDENT TRUMP! HE EXPLAINS IN HIS OWN VOICE WHY HE CALLED IT HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY RIGHT HERE!

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DONALD TRUMP HAS DECLARED WAR ON SOUP!

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BACK STAGE, PRE #TrumpRally HYPE SPEECH AND A FEW OVER/UNDERS. MAKE US PROUD MR PRESIDENT!!!

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Donald Trump delivers a passionate speech in Tulsa about Black Wall Street, #Juneteenth & Aunt Jemima. THIS IS WHAT A PRESIDENT SOUNDS LIKE!

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Some folks understandably feel my Trump is "no longer funny" in light of recent events. My only question is why did you ever laugh? My comedy was always informed with the fact that he is a racist & vicious wannabe dictator. It's why my stuff is great & not run of the mill trash

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For people who enjoyed the limited Mike Pence appearances here is 25 years of time lapsed Mike Pence coronavirus briefings in just over a minute

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Donald Trump is officially the only pussy the Supreme Court will protect.

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This is my favorite so far! If you like these please 1) watch the YT vids & 2) subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again In this installment Donald Trump is not happy with the Dems or with Governor Brian Kemp of Georgia so he recruits a special guest to help

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(1/3) If you think "if we impeach Trump it may turn off voters" you are a coward. Trump didn't lie about extramarital blow jobs. He is in a constant state of corruption, abuse of power and subversion of democratic norms. The Senate stole Supreme Court seat.

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The Trump Makeup Tutorial is legendary and now up! Watch the full video (and subscribe) here:

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Guys remember... win OR lose... Trump 2020 voters are despicable pieces of shit

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HUGE NEWS! Donald Trump reads a strong statement appointing James Woods to his cabinet!

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The white woman bar has been set to a new level tonight. From my block tonight I give you Traffic Jam Tracie AKA Bicycle Betty. 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Trump takes tough measures to help #Louisiana fight the #Coronavirus #COVID19 & appoints a native son to lead the Louisiana task force (for all you who chirp about me looking like Adam Sandler). Please also give the YT a view & thumbs up in the first comment. Enjoy!

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Joe Biden may not be FDR, but he is governing America's worst collection of people since Lincoln. Simply volunteering for the job makes him heroic in my book.

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My #TrumpSeriesFinale goes up Tuesday

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Donald Trump caught on another taped phone call trashing Mike Pence, Students for Trump, Brad Parscale and Ron DeSantis. WOW!

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Trump is currently doing a great episode of Drunk History

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Just got offered to do a big private event in Idaho in September... pro Trump... with Candace Owens as the keynote speaker. I AM NOT ABOUT THAT SACHA BARON COHEN LIFE! Militia + Candace Owens + Pro Trump = Dead J-L

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