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You know what time it is.

Somewhere clutching my pearls
Joined March 2020
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
4 months
The moment we've all been waiting for is here! Girl Scout Cookies are on sale! Please support Zoey and her troop with a purchase or donation! Thank you! #girlscoutcookies #cookies
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I saw a man pull down his mask to sneeze in the grocery store. See y'all in 2022.
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No, he did not cover his sneeze or sneeze into his elbow for those wondering.
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Dude tells me that last time he took a lady friend to a family gathering they judged her for not going into the kitchen to help the women. I said, "Let me tell you what I'm not finna do." If I am a guest why would you expect me to contribute labor? NO sir.
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Elle trying to get filled up. #Refill
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@tinnkky Yooooooooo
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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You know you just poured gas on the fire, right?
@Simone_Biles
Simone Biles
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are y’all done yet?
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Muted this long ago but... 1. Carry extra mask 2. Sneeze into your mask. Clean your nose (you know, like using a handkerchief ). 3. Put on new mask. 4. WASH your mask when you get home. 5. Allergies? Take your meds. 6. Sneezing and coughing all day? STAY HOME!
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@Pearlofwisdommm
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Look at her bio. She has wife before Olympic champion. Do what you will with that information.
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Things you should choose over men: 1. Your children 2. Your education 3. Your money 4. Your friends
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@_JustLexxxx Found it. Lol. For one drink, Lex? I'm a broke ass too. Lmao.
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@Hale_daQueen He wasn't actually
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I want my brothers to be freed from red and black decor.
@HollywoodShack
Mr. Hollywood
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To be a man ion think i did too bad..
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Who decided to start a new day in the middle of the night?
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My husband doesn't go to the doctor. He thinks the juices and berries and working out is all he needs. If he dies he dies. The life insurance premiums are paid up.
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Now that I think about it...he should have stood up for her but the way the story was told he thinks her helping in kitchen was a reasonable expectation. Not for me, bro.
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Men like to lie about taking rejection well then we see stories like this.
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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A mother of a 1-year-old boy was fatally shot after confronting a man who groped her on the street
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I can't believe y'all basically sit in meetings all day.
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The men are saying this never happens but ladies are saying they have been asked to help. What is the truth?!
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@Pearlofwisdommm
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@thechosenberg Divorce is the answer. He's at the beginning stages of the abuse cycle.
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@dedeelennae Y'all in here defending a landlord who would evict someone during a pandemic.
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Next time she visits she decides to try to make a cake from scratch but girlie can't cook. She fuuuuucked that cake up which brought another level of judgement.
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@YonnaeeYonniee Let me also tell you that you shouldn't being putting the actual baby cereal in bottles either.
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@MinaDiBari @_Bovice @YonnaeeYonniee aht aht. We are not shaming bottle feeding around here. Just safe feeding.
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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@SoualiganAmazon There's not a single reason that account should have tagged them both in a tweet at a time like this.
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No, you all are traveling right now because you can only afford to do it on deep discount. Keep it real.
@FlyoutChase
Red Bull Racing F1 Fan Account
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i think 40% of the covid shaming is because people cant afford to travel/hate to see other people continuing to enjoy life
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@theresbbygrl Obviously, you weren't taught how to host properly. Your guest should be able to sit down and relax. It baffles me that you would want a visitor to put in work. The host should be the one showing the hospitality.
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Y'all gotta link the mess when you make these tweets.
@jiggyjayy2
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3 women all fucking the same nigga arguing over him on a public app at 7am in the morning....STAND THE FUCK UP LADIES
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I want to know why . @AlleghenyCoPD SWAT team just raided my home with guns drawn. The wrong house at that. You could have killed my husband. You treated him like a suspect. Had him hand cuffed outside in the cold without shoes. This is completely unacceptable.
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@HSHToria I'm not asking.
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@Avaiae_TheGod Tell him to get them then give them to me. Tf
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Looks like someone should have paid attention to what HIPAA actually is.
@nypost
New York Post
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Florida nurse fired for posting photos of newborn with birth defect on Instagram
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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@nhoodpublicist In the video Morgan practically said she doesn't like her job so the circle K employee not even wrong. Wtf?
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@NotSoNewlywedPC Also, ask for the link to their wishlist.
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Sheesh, I should have been asking for a dollar. 🤣 $Pearlofwisdomm
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@Frediculous Major hack is use afterpay and make those automatic payments with your card. Spread it out and still get your miles/points.
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Guys, look. @RafiDAngelo and @DarthJaeda thinks my husband of 10 years is going to be swooped up by a laborious woman because I am a useless bird. Join me in laughter.
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Cheaters gone cheat. You either leave the first time or prepare for a life of being cheated on.
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@MinaDiBari @_Bovice @YonnaeeYonniee My sentence is bugging me. We are promoting safe feeding. Not shaming bottle feeding. I know y'all understood.
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@Pearlofwisdommm
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@L0VEhER This the shit you should have been sharing. This is nasty and rude.
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"Forgetting" things in my cart so they can email me a discount code to complete order >>>>
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Stop lying on therapists.
@SpinGriffey
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Today's therapy session ended with me being told that I had unrealistic expectations cause I'm looking for a woman that communicates, is logical and rational.
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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@Whitleysdaughtr Her accomplishment as a championship will never go away.
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So we're not getting anything from Biden?
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She is DUMB! The nurse TOLD HER she could TAKE IT OUT FOR HER but it would take 20 hours. Dummy asked if she could go home to do it herself. Stupid.
@KiSS925
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#gorillagluegirl gives her first interview to #RozAndMocha on @KiSS925
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I do believe Black people need to lean into nepotism and their networks more. Sorry not Sorry.
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@ImJustDEO @pholanthropist Definitely was going to say this at first.
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Not the getting cooked to trolling pipeline. Lol
@genieography
Lisan Al-Genie 🧞‍♀️
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i’ve been trolling for like 5 hours! im too good lmaooo y’all r hilarious.
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@ineedja_kadeeja Look at black men rushing to prove the point.
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@KendrasUsername He said material things wouldn't fix it yet they're talking about the material things?
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Corona not stopping the capping.
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@That1FantasyGuy @theresbbygrl Obviously, I said what I said because of her response. However, if you were taught to put your guests to work you're a terrible host.
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I hate how people who are willing to be open and honest about the reality of life are treated on here. Clearly she is crying out for help.
@ElEpicoRu
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I've considered m*rder for less.
@docrocktex26
Propane Jane™ 🔥💣
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10-Year-Old Died of COVID After Teacher Made Her Be ‘Nurse’ to Sick Kids, Parents Say | via @thedailybeast
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@breionaaaa An amazing candle
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Wouldn't be great if all women received necessary mental health care during the postpartum period?
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@L3g3nd13John A bitch that's better than you.
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Men can make onlyfans. Your market is other men. Simple as that.
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@Pearlofwisdommm
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Just like that. She may offer to pay.
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@Mocha1017xoxo I can do that without providing labor.
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The high school in my neighborhood is charging $75 a person for prom. Since when did schools charge for that?
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The loud neighbor:
@_jadarose
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Random thought: you know how entitled you have to be to complain about noise in an APARTMENT complex…
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@ProfessorCrunk In case you forgot what you said.
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Y'all don't be embarrassed?
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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@AltThesis She could have sat on her thumbs and let it blow over.
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@TheBrookeAsh Each bank is different too. I'm trying to refinance. Loan origination fees have ranged from $0 to almost $3,000. As far as first time buyers go there are a lot of programs that will cover some costs like down-payment and closing.
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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A nigga says he feels unappreciated. You ask him what he needs to feel appreciated. He doesn't have an answer. Nigga, shut up.
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@TanyaTa02606417 That's quite expensive. She is trying to build back up.
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But y'all said your friendships are better and more meaningful? What is the truth?
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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@Reeleonaee This is not what speaking back looks like but ok.
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COZY
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@dajbeenit Now I have to say this is a bit much.
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@AngeloRobertsJr Other not coming empty-handed and additional people you listed the responsibilities of a host.
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@SexceeOnassis @queend236 @SugarMaven I love when Twitter comes together!
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The Earth is trying to wipe us out.
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Brazil patients 'test positive for TWO coronavirus variants at the same time'
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Do y'all have printers at home?
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She doesn't want to shave off her hair. BABY, IT'S GONE!
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COZY
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@tiffncompany2 As long as she paid the note his credit wouldn't drop.
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Special person dance 2023
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Stop saying: "I know y'all don't care" when celebrating an achievement "I hate having to do this" when asking for help Celebrate and ask fully and confidential
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@Lajan_drix @DaraGeez Public and private. Tax credits for paying off the private ones.
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@MotorCityVIXEN He said he got places to go!
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There were 2 babies in the theater crying last night. Literally sounded like they were competing with each other. It took everything in me not to say, "Did those motherfuckers pay extra to yell?!"
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There's no way a man following him would have all of this.
@robhaze
Frontin’ the album OUT NOW • Rob HaZe
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Ladies, you meet a man. He’s perfect. He has a great job. Treats you right. Good credit. He has his own house, car, everything. He loves to travel. Goes to church…the first time you see him naked you see a Kevin Samuel’s tattoo. What do you do?
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Pretty sure the message was not to stress yourself out with the pressure of upholding these traditions. We go through enough. Besides, if you clean year round then why you need to be hard down cleaning on New Year's eve? Rest.
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*whispers* you don't buy them anything at all.
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@marianeckam You mean by simply saying Hello?
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But you said...
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2023 will be the year of treatment and becoming cancer free for me.
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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3x stars $3 drink Thursday BOGO this weekend They're HURTING!
@feisty_la
Hips So Hypnotic
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Starbucks must be suffering bad financially cause they rolling out rewards like rent is due 😂😂😂
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@LRNROSE Here you go.
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If this was real (which i never believe) this convention should not be had in front of the child.
@lllebzlll
Vintage Tw!tter Honey
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This wild af.
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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And he can be a very involved father to the ones he already has and a deadbeat to yours.
@LenValyrian
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Yall are hilarious by thinking you have the sight when it comes to determining who will be a deadbeat Some situations are obvious but stop acting like men don’t flip the script
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@JSmashPart2 Elle Varner. Check her out on Spotify.
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@Pearlofwisdommm
COZY
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Ok, I'm tired. It's muted. Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
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You are the common denominator.
@MotorCityVIXEN
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Having a black woman as a team lead has been a horrible experience for me in corporate America. 3/3 in horrible experiences thus far. I wonder why that is.
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This is a leap.
@TMikaMouse
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Stop telling people to apply for jobs that they’re not qualified to perform. That’s how we got this jackass in the White House now!
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@theresbbygrl And I'm from Louisiana. When you say be a lady, you mean be a slave. Vetted. Lol.
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Or you only pay attention to what happens to us and not other countries.
@_RudeNiceGuy
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Is it me or does the USA encounter the most natural disasters? God is not pleased.
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@TerynceTeaches It'll be much more drama or whatever Mary J. said.
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@thatdamnbrook @JustAlliha You can establish boundaries without being a bitch to your friend while doing it.
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