Bey-HAW @TMikaMouse Twitter profile

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

1 year

New Year, SAME ME bitch.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

3 years

Not a single lie was told.

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

I’m crying y’all.

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Bey-HAW

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2 years

This cannot be real.

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

I fucks with Walmart for this:

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

This is why entrepreneurs are so rude to us. Y’all are dumb as hell.

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Bey-HAW

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2 years

I would have quit immediately upon reading this email.

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

Y’all should’ve just kept paying the unemployment.

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Bey-HAW

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2 years

Not y’all starting already!

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

4 years

This made me cry. To see someone so beautiful and talented be so vulnerable and admit to not having worked all year and needing her confidence strengthened? ☹️🥺

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

3 years

My favorite rebrand has to be layaway coming back as Afterpay, Sezzle, ShopPay, Klarna, and Affirm.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

4 years

My goodness!!

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

3 years

Father God in Heaven.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

3 years

Most importantly,

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

5 years

I just read on Facebook that I should buy some land rather than a Popeye's chicken sandwich. I'm about to go down to the city office to see what they got for $8.81 since I was planning to buy two.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

6 years

I cried laughing until snot came out of my nose at this. Whoooooooo creates this shit?

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

3 years

Whew

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

Baby this is SENDING me.

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Bey-HAW

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6 years

Okay IHOP.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

2 years

It’s Easter in St. Louis!

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

7 years

I like the way she rock her hips, then wave and sip. Rock her hips......

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

2 years

I just went up to my daughter’s (college) campus to have her sign a financial document and this is how she came down to my car looking. I am not okay. 😂

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

3 years

And have the audacity to be indignant.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

1 month

I know we joke on Jay a lot but I don’t think that any of us ever imagined Jay becoming the husband he is to Beyoncé and I think that at the core of a lot of the “hate” for him is pure jealousy and resentment at the lack of a HIM in a lot of y’all’s lives.

Beydidthedamnthing 𐚁

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1 month

Beyoncé and Jay Anniversary is tomorrow🤍

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

5 years

OMG.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

1 year

@Tosci_Marie How old is this baby playing in her grandma’s perfume?

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

6 years

David Letterman asked Obama about running again because people are STUPID and he said "If it weren't for the Constitution it'd be Michelle" and people cheered. Because my president knows people are stupid he clarified....

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

4 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

2 months

When my grandfather died, I called my grandmother to just check to see how she was doing and she exhaled and said “You’re probably the only person I can honestly tell how relieved I am.”

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Grandparents were telling me their meet cute & how she left college after 1 year to marry him. Grandpa went to check the mail & grandma leaned forward & said, "Don't ever do that. Don't ever leave school for a man." Then acted like nothing happened when he walked back in the room

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Bey-HAW

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8 years

When you fall in the gorilla pit and hear your momma say "don't shoot that gorilla, he shouldn't have climbed in! "

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

Cardi B is really destined for greatness. Uncle Luke put the stamp on her.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

4 years

I have been yelling for TEN minutes!!

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

4 years

@phontigallo And it’s for seniors!!

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

And Afterpay KNOWS what they're doing with this $0.00 due at checkout.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

5 years

I swear I'm about pass out from laughing at this shit.

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Bey-HAW

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2 years

@SouthernThinker The reduction in pay sent me. He MAD mad.

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHHHH

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Bey-HAW

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5 years

According to Turk (2000), a hot girl is one that don't tell him to stop. She eats dick, swallows the cum, and she knows how to pop. She is a project bitch and a hoodrat bitch. One that don't give a fuck. She'll say she took that dick. Reference Hot Boyz. I Need A Hot Girl. 2000.

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5 years

Define "Hot Girl" and "Good Girl" I'm tryna see something.

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Bey-HAW

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8 years

I read these texts and my heart ached for those children. Fuck him AND her.

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Bey-HAW

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9 years

When a motherfucker trying to tell your business and you wanna make sure they tell it right. http://t.co/h1rmvNBviy

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Bey-HAW

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1 year

My uncle really got up to cook breakfast like this today. I love him so much.

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

Me shopping right before I discovered Afterpay:

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

Nigga I HOWLED. Do you know how hard her face had to have hit that seat?

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Bey-HAW

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8 years

They don't even shoot DOGS that they're afraid of. What the fuck does THAT tell you?

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Man, Oklahoma deputy jump on hood of police vehicle after being chased by pit bulls

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

@Tosci_Marie They died in an apartment fire.

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Bey-HAW

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5 years

Chile y'all really be out here going through it in marriage.

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

True Kitchen has 3000 reservations since yesterday?

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Bey-HAW

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2 years

The way that I would have sat down at that counter and eaten that cake as I cried tears of sorrow…

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Bey-HAW

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5 years

The "I did nothing wrong" is what is eating at me.

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Bey-HAW

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6 years

"I think you misunderstand me." If it weren't for the amendment preventing me from doing so, my wife would prevent me. "Michelle would leave me!" I love him.

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Bey-HAW

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8 years

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME THEN DON'T FOLLOW ME!! GO AHEAD AND BLOCK YOURSELF! !

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

1 year

I’m not about to play with Aldi.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

2 years

Now this is a date!

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

8 years

Chicks always bragging about beat faces like they don't look like this up close.

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Bey-HAW

@TMikaMouse

4 years

Y’all love being mad at Tyler Perry for making films that align with y’all’s tweets. Why?

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Bey-HAW

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1 year

@DISSneyFeuds @la_malaaa A day of fun never hurt anyone.

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Bey-HAW

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1 month

I have zero problems admitting that I listen to Bey’s music and wonder what it would be like to feel so deeply for a man. Like…the fact that someone worthy of those feelings exists for her is truly beautiful and at times makes me wonder if I’m depriving myself of something.

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Bey-HAW

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6 years

Y'all I swear to God I thought they were doing the mannequin challenge. I was like "not THIS shit again." But it's worse. #Drugs

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Bey-HAW

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5 years

I know a bath and a lineup when I see one.

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Bey-HAW

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But then I go outside and interact with men and realize that it’s just entertainment. Cause baby, these are definitely not the men she be singing about.

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Bey-HAW

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5 years

People really be out here going through it in relationships.

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Bey-HAW

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6 years

We are doomed as a society.

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Bey-HAW

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8 years

How many women in bonnets have cut the fuck up in the rental office for THIS to become policy?

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

The most shocking part of this is that the man is still employed as an officer.

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Probation officer Lane Normand planted drugs in McKinley Bates III’s garage! Thankfully his father’s security camera recorded what happened or else this innocent Black man could have been imprisoned for a DECADE due to this officer’s corruption! #AFTP

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

@AmeriKraut Girl that baby said..” Look what I can do!”

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Bey-HAW

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3 months

@GeorgeFoster72 I’m starting to think you have loose bowels!

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

Being dope is hell. Especially in a world full of dopeness and inequity.

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

Listen. I'm all about supporting a man with a dream but fuck that.

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Bey-HAW

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6 years

Why did I fucking yell laugh the way that I did at this?

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

@BaldNegro LISTEN!!! My face the entire video was like

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

I'm wondering if someone would be more offended by you ordering an angel shot than they would be by just being told you aren't feeling it...

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

This nigga asked “Does she love these kids?” in response to being left at home alone with his kids.

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

When you thought you lost to La La Land but hear that you actually won the Best Picture Oscar.

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

@waynetronics @37__Dj I can’t stand you!

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

The most fucked up part of Beauty and the Beast is when the Beast becomes a prince again and you realize he looked better as the Beast.

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Bey-HAW

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5 years

HOW DO I KEEP MISSING OUT JESUS?!

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JACKPOT: Bank of America ATM mistakenly gives out $100 bills instead of $20s 💰

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Bey-HAW

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2 months

I love that for us. My granny has never once had to sell me a dream about her relationship with my grandfather and one day, when I was 35 years old… she looked me in my eyes and told me how proud of me she was.

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Bey-HAW

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4 months

That nigga is in luck. If he sets the crock pot on low before he leaves, it’ll be just right when he gets home.

husky supreme

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A man working a 13 hour shift deserves a pot roast with stewed veggies and rice

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

21 Savage said Amber Rose makes him do things that he doesn't usually do like take vitamins and drink water. He's her son.

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Bey-HAW

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2 months

She said that she admired the way that I lived my life without being afraid of not having a man around for myself or my kids and that she wish she had been strong enough to do the same.

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Bey-HAW

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Parents over 60 are like teenagers. I swear. My mom was admitted to the hospital because the doctors want to “run some tests.” I said “What kind of tests Mom? They usually will just schedule you for that.” She said “I don’t know.” Then proceeds to tell me about a stroke…

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Bey-HAW

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2 years

@HoopeFiasco Nah!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She gotta have a life.

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Bey-HAW

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3 months

A master class in bridges begins here:

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Can someone give me an example of what a bridge is in an R&B song

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Bey-HAW

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2 months

She said that she was too afraid to choose herself back in those days and I will never forget that.

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

I’m praying for Gary Lancaster Black this morning.

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Bey-HAW

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4 years

@JackeeHarry I LOVE how you play along with us!!! Yaaaaaaassssssss

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

This how y'all come to the TL searching for shit to be mad about!

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Bey-HAW

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7 years

Michael Myers wore a romper and was SLAYING!!

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Bey-HAW

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3 years

Okay...a man and woman are married for 17 years. She cheats on him and he can’t get past it, so they divorce. She starts dating the guy she cheated with and he hits her. She wants her ex to intervene.