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Mama. Louisiana. Y'all.

New Orleans
Joined May 2009
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The cost of groceries right now will make you understand why red beans and rice is a whole meal
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It’s by design that we only ever see these photos in black and white.
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I can't believe the "popped a molly I'm sweatin" generation got so much to say about a vaccine
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It must be exhausting always having to pretend everything is a dick
@OGZeeZee
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Couldn’t let fool put me on a poster🙅🏾‍♂️
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Joel opened his doors to Kanye faster than he did to flood victims.
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TMZ
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Joel Osteen Invites Kanye West to Lakewood Sunday Service
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You know how many crackheads can do this? All of them.
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I’m the worst friend ever for taking this picture 😭
@ChrisTheFlyest
Stop Cop City!
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Your powers remind me of Storm. Well, you can call me a Storm chaser hahahaha. No but really the name's Brad.
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She literally looks like the colonizer in every Disney movie.
@AsteadWH
Astead
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when you have FLOTUS duties at 9 but you have to check if Annie is okay at 10
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Young girls, young girls! PLEASE don’t pass up opportunities for a boy. They are very rarely worth it.
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When I say we spend our adulthood trying to find the light that was extinguished during childhood, this is what I mean. Love this for y'all.
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Reporting to my new boss on December 22.
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BLACK WOMEN
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“Y’all vaccinated?” gonna be the new “who all over there?”
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Lupita said
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I want Elmo doing the New Year’s special with Don Lemon
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Had a family member tell me they felt like they couldn't bond with my baby because "we discipline differently." If you can't bond with my child because I won't let you hit her then we dodged a bullet pal.
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So we had housing for our homeless this entire time, or were new houses built?
@WWLTV
WWL-TV
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Mayor Cantrell: Homeless in shelters are being moved into housing.
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This practice is destroying entire neighborhoods. Just ask New Orleans
@WineDownWithKim
Beyoncé’s Florist
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Is acquiring property with the intention of Airbnb-ing it the new “home flip”?
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“And red velvet cake is just chocolate cake with food coloring”
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That's what they get for turning into the Dollar and a Quarter Tree
@AP
The Associated Press
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Dollar Tree to close nearly 1,000 stores, posts surprise fourth quarter loss
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Big mama! Your arm!
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My kid howls when she walks into the school building and all the kids howl back. Is my baby in a preschool gang?
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People were so mad that families were getting an extra $300 a month for their kids and are now dead silent that 4 million more of those children now live in poverty.
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“She’s an active mother” is something y’all would never say about motherhood 🙃
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Y'all keep citing homeownership as if we weren't in the projects firing up the grill. The answer as usual is the loss of community.
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Everybody needs a little grace and a little more help. And a little less ego.
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Hiding disappointment breeds resentment
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It is very interesting how they keep burying the fact that he was a police officer
@WBRZ
WBRZ News
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BREAKING: Cynthia Perkins, a former teacher who pleaded guilty to her role in a disturbing child sex case involving her ex-husband, will spend 41 years in prison without the chance of parole.
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next week we’ll hear from his brother Milly
@TMZ
TMZ
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Kenny Rock has also vocalized support for his brother, Chris, while demanding severe punishment for Will Smith.
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So if you can understand that birth control isn't 100% effective, and seat belts aren't 100% effective, why does that same math suddenly stop mathing for the COVID vaccine?
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I want to create a women's protection agency with private investigators, hackers, and armed bodyguards
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A few weeks ago, residents of Lake Charles were demanding that a confederate monument at the city court house be removed. The proposal was rejected. Hurricane Laura tore it down. (Photo from FB)
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This whole thread is great.
@BostonJerry
Joe Shōgun
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Roses are red Banks take deposits
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I don’t care how much food I make from scratch I won’t ever be too good for a box of Jiffy cornbread
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We’re in a pandemic where people couldn’t work and now rent is due for evacuated homes that have no power or running water and you can’t miss the payment because the eviction moratorium was canceled by the Supreme Court.
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Called me everything but my name
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@feminterrupted
mother earth 🫒
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fuck most liked tweet what was your most hated tweet. a tweet that ppl bothered u about for DAYS & sent u threats over. i probably have like 30
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Now chew on this. Before 2021 in Louisiana, a child didn't even have to start attending school until age 7. Now insert research that overwhelmingly shows that literacy rate is linked to justice system involvement. And Louisiana is the incarceration capital of the world.
@IceQuebe_
Girth Cousins
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Today years old when I learned that kindergarten isn’t mandatory across all 50 states.
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Look what happens when you don’t beat your children into submission.
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New Orleans is about 3 weeks away from running out of fresh water. If you love it here, would you pledge to send bottled water for us to share with folks being impacted?
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Twitter "did" all that diversity programming just to appoint a man being sued by California for *checks notes* SYSTEMATIC RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
@MSNBC
MSNBC
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Elon Musk will join Twitter's board of directors, just a day after it was revealed that he had bought up more than 9% of the company's stock.
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Viet-Cajuns? Those sharks didn’t stand a chance my boy
@TODAYshow
TODAY
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EXCLUSIVE: Two of the three missing boaters who were saved in the Gulf of Mexico after 28 hours of drifting in shark-infested waters are here with us opening up about their experience.
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I need a tracking number.
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
3 years
My message to everyone struggling right now is this: Help is on the way.
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Y’all said owning properties was a financial goal we should all set our sights on. Y’all said that being a landlord was an easy way to be a boss. Now you’re telling me that you couldn’t afford your lifestyle if you didn’t have tenants? You weren’t prepared to not have tenants?
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So if a baby won't latch? If a mama can't produce? Has nipples so cracked that they bleed? Is on medication that passes through breastmilk? If baby is allergic? Mama can't afford a pump? Mama gotta work? Doesn't have the +500 calories needed to feed because she's hungry?
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I want to tell a quick story. Elon had a toothache.
@RVAwonk
Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D
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So I guess we’re just all gonna watch Elon Musk become radicalized in real-time? What a time to be alive.
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She higher than the notes in Love on Top
@BeeNasty_
♉︎Tauriana Grande♉︎
3 years
“I recently discovered CBD” 😭
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Colin Kaepernick is a better person than me becaise I would be letting the chopper SING right now.
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@MelaninMiyagi We were actually having a great conversation about casino IT 😭
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They left out some stuff: - New Orleans has around 50,000 lead pipes with no actual map of where they are. -The Army corps has actually made the intrusion worse over the years -Industrial plants use an ungodly amount of the River water
@CBSMornings
CBS Mornings
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Louisiana is facing a potential drinking water crisis, as extremely dry conditions along the Mississippi River have dropped freshwater levels to historic lows, threatening water treatment facilities along the river.
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Two redbones kissin in the backseat.
@SteveWAFB
Steve Caparotta, Ph.D.
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Uncle, 2020...UNCLE!
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I want her to get her priorities in order.
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She knows, y’all. 😭
@_RAYtedr
baechel.
4 years
I will never know peace in our time.
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It's wild how people fantasize about hitting kids
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@JoeBriggsEsq she was COMFORTABLE
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Y’all don’t remember Tpain getting on here telling people “ask ya daddy if he ever hit your mama and don’t be surprised if he’s honest” in defense of xxxtension?
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As a poor person who is deep in radical philanthropy, it's WILD seeing some of the stuff y'all say about poor people knowing how close y'all are to being a poor person.
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Can we all admit that this really means "please confirm what I'm thinking so that I don't feel so bad about thinking something that is likely *insert sexist/racist/ableist/homophobic/transphobic/whole slew of other isms*
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I'll lick Bourbon St. before I pay $32 for a plate of red beans from somebody named Emily
@snowlikejonn
Hold The Mayo
2 years
Y’all smoking ass for real. Go figure Camellia is apart of this giraffe nuts high plate of tradition.
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The only reason I didn’t say never is because there’s gonna be that ONE account that decides to tell us how she passed up her dream internship and has been married to the love of her life for 17 years 😂
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We got free drinks, an interesting conversation (Rach & I are both nerdy), and they got to talk with two really attractive Black women!
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Yesterday some dude decided to walk out his car with a really large auto rifle and a ski mask. Yesterday I learned every man in my neighborhood is strapped because they ALL grabbed for their waist while signaling for the women and children to get inside. Community policing >
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Thats why they’re making bigger jails
@ParissAthena
Pariss Athena | Founder of Black Tech Pipeline
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Can someone tell me if the cost of living ever comes back down or do costs just keep rising? Like I’m trying to understand what happens when most ppl can no longer afford to contribute to society in a very noticeable way?
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Send her $2.
@_RAYtedr
baechel.
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If that meme made you laugh send me a dollar. $raecheal
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Nobody: Me: burn all that shit down.
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Clubhouse is for people who wake up and start talking immediately.
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I grew surrounded by families (all working poor) who shared. If somebody bought a rack of ribs, somebody else had rice for rice dressing. No money was ever exchanged because we all contributed to the goal. Sustainability.
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My kiddo was crying and I was trying to soothe her with hugs and a soft “shh” and she looked at me and said “don’t hush me. I don’t like that” and shut me right the hell up. And she was right!
@OkSoMik
Mik | Designer + Strategist
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I took a positive discipline class at my baby’s school and one thing I learned is that we gotta allow them to feel the things. If she wants to cry, I tell her it’s okay to cry. It’s okay to be mad, sad, all that.
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ONE LAST TIME. I took a trip back home to see my family. @_RAYtedR and I went to @LAubergeLC for our favorite hobby: drinking. While at the pool, we struck up a conversation with a group of 3 men. They worked at the opposing resort, so we were talking about IT in Gaming!
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This lady just wrote me on Ancestry and said she's my sister so now I have to throw away the whole computer
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How I think I look during sex versus how I actually look.
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This was what Joel Osteen said his church building looked like when Houston was flooding.
@RealTyValentine
Ty Valentine
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If you dont know where this picture is from, you’re not old enough!
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“Nah, shorty. I ain’t with that date shit yet, but bring your stranger ass into my house and make me a meal to see if we vibe. Then, and only then, will I decide on next steps.”
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Jazz Fest in October is cancelled but in person school this week isn’t
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The got damn nerve of him.
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Executive order my $2000 @JoeBiden .
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How come Tabria is ok but Lizzo isn’t?
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It’s interesting that y’all see providing background vocals as a slight when in reality…
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@GftdGoddesses Southwest Louisiana. The one finger trick has never led me astray.
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@MelaninMiyagi They got us drunk AND taught us something new. 😂
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We’re really in the midst of a pandemic.
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@BRedLove Worst part.
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It’s been very important to redirect the language people use about my child out loud. When they say she’s nosey, I say she’s alert. When they tell her to stop crying, I say she’s communicating that she wants something. Doing the work. Constantly.
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For years my mama told me the same thing about my facial features. It’s like “The Talk” that Black girls had to get because of how cruel people were to us.
@Fly_Sistah
Fly Sistah
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@thesherylralph Advice to your 15 year old self:“There is nothing wrong with your nose. There is nothing wrong with the way your hair grows out of your head. There is nothing wrong with your lips because there will be some people called Kardashians and they will pay $10,0000 for your lips.”
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Hi, friends. When I’m not poor anymore, I’m gonna buy your things. All of your things.
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@MtlTrash I repeated it out loud twice to make sure because I like to be thorough
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I spy with my little eye, something you can’t say.
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If I ask people to stop trying to profit off the death of my son and you fix your lips to ask me who gave me the authority, you’re lucky if digital hate is all you get.
@rompejess
JESS
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The general statements made about Amanda Seales from others always sound bad compared to what she actually says with details and context of her personal interactions. We've seen all the videos and posts. Still don't get the level of hate. She didn't support Shaun King either.
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Yall are not about to rewrite history on that lady. I was very much alive when she showed her ass after Tamir Rice’s mama asked for SK’s receipts.
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Some of my favorite hacks are: -Peroxide for washing whites -Kerosene for cleaning the stove -Dryer sheets for dusting What are some of your age-old favorites?
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This is why we need district- run schools
@shadesofoffside
pizza logs 💩
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These poor kids. Wtf did school not let out early or cancel??
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Y’all gon stop playing in my Creole face.
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This isn’t even me talking my shit, but I sent out $50k in a week PERSON TO PERSON while there are entire staffed organizations stuttering when asked what they’ll do with donations. Y’all like upsetting me.
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Man I don’t give a got damn about how people who voted for Donald Trump feel about his policies. I don’t care about their regrets. I don’t care about their job loss. I don’t care about their hardships.
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"I saw your number in my man's texts. Why?" Me: He came for the wit and stayed for the possum grip.
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Insurance companies are gonna find some clause to get out of paying folks damages. Pin this.
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8 months in. 8 months out. 🌱
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She said "men" not HER man
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