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NubileConcubine

1 year

What it Means to be Slime- Xenogenders and a Mogai Retrospection is live now on my substack! This will be the first entry in my xenogender series. The next one I want to see if anyone wants to give submissions, just blurbs describing your xeno.

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2 years

@AshtynLaw Dentists are always like this. Like I'm sorry y'all make bank bring predatory about people's oral healthcare but I have $4 and I don't even know when to believe you when you say I have cavities.

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So I get what people mean and are going for when they say like "90k is nothing today as a salary" but it's very funny knowing me and most of my friends are making sub 35. Very incredibly sub 35 in some cases. Like "u can't live on 90k" idk what I'm doing then.

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@periuspb @coffeespoonie This guy I used to date would exit a store after paying with cash and throw the change away. Usually coins but sometimes dollars. The first time I jumped in after it like it was a child and he called me disgusting and said "it's only $3". ONLY??? I AM ON FOOD STAMPS

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@niccoyat If I ever posted something about a celebrity I loved and then personally came to me to tell me it bothered them no way in hell would I reply like this. V weird

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11 months

@lvhment please tell this person their vag is good

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2 years

@punished_cait All the comments are like "women get to play easy mode" like this woman wasn't literally abused and forced to work like a dancing monkey, and like this is just a regular occurrence for women. Women all just get briefcases of bands apparently

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@grxmpycrxmb_ @ASovietOnion They literally don't. Sometimes they call trans women "trans men" and it confuses me so much because for a second I sometimes think they're being weirdly affirming until I realize

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2 years

@taylorgarron like wtf?? the comments are like "nyc is too big" take the TRAIN??? There's like 4 sections of the city not easily accessible by train and you can just take the bus. Cold shit.

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@Streettough @periuspb Why are they like that? Like refuse to pay for friends and stuff. I'd go to dinner with rich friends and have enough money for a basket of fries and a water and they'd be like "awwwh wish you could try this steak"

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@Kaisarion666 @StolenDans Working on it

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2 years

@MOliciousHat I started asking if he'd just hand it to me instead of throwing it away and he refused. Idk why I did that to myself.

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@drommba "I liked the naan" LMFAO of course you did babe it's fucking bread

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2 years

@mandolakes @tauriqmoosa It's their fault I'm obsessed with genitals. I draw pictures of genitals in my notebooks at work now, trying to match them up with the body snatchers I call coworkers. I fear one day I will awake without my vagina. A penis in its place. The gender elves cannot be stopped.

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@courier_goat @auntishells @punished_cait She was bracing herself to find some "run away with me baby" note as is usually custom in receiving these types of gifts. She says later she was happy it didn't have one and surprised.

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3 years

@anhdinh_ @kristoferthomas All these stories of dogs licking unwitting people are killing me dead. Love the image of your dog softly reaching forward and kissing some lady on the leg.

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2 years

@clairhooker @LilahSturges My little sister had a family of bears. She would disappear in the forest behind our house for hours and come back with stories from the other family. The bear family told her our grandmother was dead and min later we get the call. Wild shit

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3 years

@AmyGarlic @Not_CharLatte I did not know this and I'm both horrified and excited to have weird egg sniffing tentacle worms inside of me

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2 years

Idk but "trans men only face phobia and misogyny on a case by case basis and not systemically so we can't divert energy to that" is truly the most bizarre thing I've ever heard.

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@pissboymcgee His body was like made to do that move. He looks so natural like that's his proper state

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3 years

@PunishedLorelai @lilbiscachty @KATURATION Spirit Halloween only shows up for the fall. It became a meme to post spirit Halloweens in buildings that were obviously other businesses (like a pizza Hut). Now, if a place treats it's workers badly people edit the signs on to say they should close and a spirit should move in.

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@_deussivenatura Sure but it's not great to see the overarching youth culture is to think of xenogenders and "pronouns"/transness generally as a cringy phase one goes through.

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@bamelavondoom Wtf is this LMAOOOO. Idk emo was about pouring your soul out, being cringily earnest. This feels so manufactured and manicured it's like some strange facsimile of emo.

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@Tamaya_VT @_Floodlight Are you serious? The US has emitted more than a quarter of all historical CO2, twice that of China who's done the second most. Both developed countries.

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2 years

@taksky_ @schLEEpington This is the root of the problem. Not that they call it a vaccine instead of a shot or a jab or what the fuck ever. The issue with the messaging was the govt told y'all you could go do whatever if you were vaccinated. This was for the economy, not your safety.

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2 years

@Streettough @periuspb I swear the more money you have the bigger cunt you become. Meanwhile my poor friends are like "here's the last of my money, I saw you were sad you should get yourself a McDonald's"

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9 months

@RoeGraceM Had these friends in high school. Wealthy folks and their mom wouldn't let them do any chores at all. When they moved out they hardly knew how to make ramen and I realized it was bc she wanted them to have to come back to her after they moved out

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2 years

@dox_gay OMFG DAIGH FUCKING DAIGH NOT EVEN DEIGH

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3 years

@Megfaye @voidxdroid @xX_ab31_Xx Well camp is closer to like tackiness. Presenting something "silly" with full seriousness sort of. That's why this ended up accidentally camp even if the outfit was bad for the theme.

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1 year

@punished_cait My skin would look like raw meat if I did this. It already almost does if I shave regular let alone this.

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1 year

@knifeinpocket Thank you for telling her that. I felt amazing after mine, like I was floating, like I was just my own. And that's okay, and it's good to know that's okay

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2 years

@RealEricAdamcik @amandamull I always loved watching this happen, the money trains. Either the train is too packed to get up or ur too lazy but either way we're getting the dollar there. Would also happen with candy salesman, pass the money down, pass the candy back

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2 years

@RhapEclect @gwensnyderPHL this is the screenshot I saw. Seems like it was indeed the RNC

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3 months

@RoeGraceM "now children we don't all have cool ears like ur dad"

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2 years

@SamIsSue @researchfemical Sue it's not that serious. I suggest u take a Xanax. Possibly from ur friends prescription

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@Tortured_Abyss @inhernetly_ap @brian_is_tired Fr these are the ancient texts. You couldn't scroll 4 seconds on Tumblr without the wincest or folks hung up on the actors specifically.

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2 years

@Chinchillazllla @clairhooker @LilahSturges As my sister became an adult she was diagnosed with schizophrenia and is convinced the bear family was just early hallucinations but I'm not so sure. The bear family taught her edible plants and warned her about our mom getting worse. But maybe my sister just had great intuition

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1 year

@lockedupandaway @AndrewCB11 Right. When I take my old clothes to the thrift store it's because I want someone like me (poor) to be able to have them now that they don't fit me or I got different ones. It feels a lot like going to clothing drives and then selling the shit you got idk. It's besides the point.

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@babubarfs I worked with a single mother of 2 and a dog and I do not understand how she did that. I could barely afford my dinky ass rent for my dinky ass closet room and food and train fare but this absolute powerhouse of a human is hitting the club on Fridays and buying bottles

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@meltbuggg Rigjt they're like oh well I have a 5 bedroom house and 2 cars and 9 kids like yeah and those were all probably choices you made about your life that means you now can no longer live off less money! But I get they mean like shits expensive 90k isn't what it used to be

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1 year

Wanted to talk a little about how like many things, fatness is conditional and contextual. I've seen some midsized millennials discuss how they were considered fat in the 00s and get absolutely shit on by young folks accusing them of appropriation. Reality is they're right.

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3 years

@WispsStarry @wildthrow can't believe the mf said "1/2 month's rent" nah that's like 2 months rent worth of anxiety and work. Cat in the lock box for 1/2 month's rent??? insanity

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3 years

@ChrisWBlackwell I remember I sent some photos printed on printer paper to my partner in jail one time and he said they held them up for him to look at and then threw them away and I was inconsolable.

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@KindLittleBug Very interesting to know that hand sanitizer breaks an ouroboros

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2 months

@RoxiWheels @Sugarrush_13 The road is also cyclists. One person broke rules here and it's not the cyclists. Y'all are literally saying you don't like them so you get to break laws but cyclists shouldn't be allowed to lawfully exist.

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@cutepublicenemy @jhayda_smith @stillnotziora @BitchyyThreadss Folks have been using it to mean a large vagina or a large camel toe for a hot minute but yeah lots of folks, esp older folks will still think of it this way for sure.

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@RoeGraceM Thank u!!! People start thinking sex hormones like run your life like the ghost in ur shell or something. Made me v confused about what they actually did for awhile

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2 years

@bloomfilters Not even joking I think Victoria 3 is doing meaningful change in the minds of its players. I hope so anyway

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2 years

@waywardwaverer Not all estrogen dominant folks do, cis ones included. Luck of the draw, but nothing is wrong with you for certain and likely nothing's wrong with your levels 💗

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2 years

@goSciuPlayer @AllieTheEditor @LyricaSilvan @kloogans Yeah we call my dog's collar and harness her "clothes" and she's worn other clothes before too so I feel like she kind of gets the concept of "thing you put over skin"

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@otherhappyplace This is exactly what I thought!!!! Body horror for birds and they're like "it'll help us keep an eye on em!! It won't scare em like our drones!" Y'all have u met birds birds know things

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2 years

@aedison Saying laundromats are unethical but simping for the IRS is truly one of the most boggling takes I've seen. Thank you, for introducing me to a new type of person.

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@XiranJayZhao It's that news article that did you dirty and used your photo with the headline I bet

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@polyanthems Hated that folks kept misgendering him earlier this month

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2 years

@IvyKungu @glambymykaila Shit be under my titties like a belt by the end of the day

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3 years

@NYC_NH1 @need_tums_now I think the ps was the best part

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2 years

@sigtigma @LittleVMills Telling everyone that these butt plugs will prolly not provide that large of a glow cause the woman in the photos is a talented inventor who underlit that skirt

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2 years

@Thalimonide @gun_toucher In fifth grade I got made fun of for peeing too quietly. The girls would like push like they were giving birth to compete for the loudest streams. Well jokes on them, it's bad for your muscles to push when you piss

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@ketchaml Made me kind of sad but I hope ms.wolf is well

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2 years

@No7Sammy *had the porn ready*

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2 years

@cannibaloid @GoodReddit I think because they're round and like soft and they jiggle and have a fun little hat that comes in diff colours (the nipple). But mostly I think the skin on the chest is pretty soft and they jiggle in a fun way.

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My fave thing about this is that the lady is kind of a talented public speaker like when I first saw this I knew she was a bigot but I was v engaged to see where she was going with this. She could've sold like live laugh love self help seminars but no. Had to do this

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she was ahead of her time because this is just how the average conservative speaks now

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@amzuhh @moonkaloo Was absolutely floored to discover not everyone wants to try out a penis. I'm not all penis all the time cause of my flavor of enby but I got a packer and it brings me much joy.

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2 years

@DiscoTempoJazz I always thought that was so weird. My parents would skip past even implied sex but watching a child die and another grieve the death? that's totally cool.

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3 years

@persecutedsgin @JUSTcatmeme He was getting choked up talking about Jeffrey 🥺😭 so sweet. I love these guys

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@ZaddyStalin @junker_jo People want to have a good death. They want to die surrounded by their friends and family while celebrating. It is not strange at all, we are just very removed from death. Our family members die and often times we never even see their bodies. It's regular to be involved though

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2 years

@genderlessniad @knotBoots @collardbaby Even making it based on sexual interaction is weird tho and doesn't make sense. Transfers with hugs, people that went to clubs and danced close to people have gotten it. People trying on clothed at stores. I'm glad you got it though that's sick I hope I can get it.

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2 years

@ReddLegend @simsimmaaz Similarly, this whole laying down, legs spread position was decided on by white men cause it's "more attractive" and "sophisticated" though a squatting position almost always results in shorter, easier, less painful, and wildly less dangerous labor.

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2 years

@whynotgrl666 @JulieSLalonde Nobody said that though. And for some its not a big deal at all. For me it was just going to the doctor, getting some pills, resting for a few days. Like getting a colonoscopy idk. It was not traumatic or scary and it def is not for everyone.

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2 years

@midwestbimbo @k4mi1laa Every single time I'd go to adults about the situation with my abuser when I was 14 (abuser was 18 btw) they'd of course want to speak to her and every time she'd pull out all the stops, laughing, whispering about my mental health, empty promises and it always worked.

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2 years

@g_gorpo @mycitywv @6thgrade4ever To give you a better explanation than this mean shit, some people think they're being stalked by large groups usually sent be the govt or some shadowy agency. Some even cut themselves open believing themselves to have been secretly implanted. It's very sad

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9 months

One time my friend who is like idk not super knowledgeable about the horrors of the world, she said a man was paying to have her go out to Dubai and I was like girl ur gonna die or get enslaved or something do not do that. Dubai is where rich people go to fuck around in private

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I couldn’t imagine anywhere I want to live less than Dubai

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@MariviaMariMar @RohanTheMajesty The car one kills me. I don't have a car, I likely will never have a car, but I've had many jobs and I've gotten to them just fine. People say "oh just lie" but what happens then if they ask for proof 2 weeks in? I'm out a job. So ridiculous.

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2 years

@BitterswtBunny @LauraSaysNada @clhubes Yeah everyone I know raised that way with food got an eating disorder. It's like if people ever wanted to figure out how to certainly give people eating disorders it would be doing that to them as kids.

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1 year

@TeslaPRGuy @eeeeow This shit makes me feel fully hopeless. Like it's funny of course until you spend longer than like 5 min thinking about it and then you realize it's actually really fucked up that we've fostered cultures where people do not give a shit about folks lives just casino and circus

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2 years

@JivemasterJ @CorgiHell @kibblesmith Nah they had mean horny dads

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1 year

@Thabougieone @shirleydor_ I lived off 15k a year in NYC for a year and a half. Not everyone is bougie. Roommates and no eating out. Many folks can't make more than 25k, cause they didn't go to school, or mainly have service work experience. Y'all are just really shut out to others' experiences.

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3 years

@Rlehr_Media Someone whose brain is just beyond repair.

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1 year

@otherhappyplace Oh God. STAND UP GIRL STAND UP!!!

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3 years

@bethfaceplays @asdfzxc64042812 And threatened to push her back into the writhing mass she'd just escaped from

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2 years

@Bexter50 @BluesteinLinda Opiates are actually magical in many ways. Denying access to them because a group of folk really need them psychologically (addicts) makes no sense at all. Safe supply is the best answer for everyone involved. So maddening we deny use of one of the marvel's of modern meds.

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3 years

@PunishedLorelai @lilbiscachty @KATURATION This particular instance is about the recent entertainment industry strikes, specifically WB.

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1 year

@sasponella The disrespect for Yeha is infuriating. Been following her and hanging on her every action since like 2013. She's the real deal.

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7 months

@pumaparded I feel like we all dress kind of like 6 year olds in the summer for casual wear, regardless of gender. T-shirt and shorts or skirt u know

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2 years

@CryptTrash @cat_beltane It's either this or some guy who opens Amazon gadgets on camera and takes photos with his cats and black coffee

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2 years

@Captain__Vio @brother0mine I had this gut reaction too but consider it right. For the last however many days you haven't had to worry about like philosophy or jobs or capitalism or injustice. You're just a worm with one purpose one job, no confusion. Just a worm. Coming back from that prolly excruciating

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@Chinchillazllla I used to work at a place that served beer and when someone was clearly like 40 I wouldn't ask for their ID and they'd get offended and I didn't understand why I was supposed to pretend like they looked 20 when they have grey hair and sun spots. Being young isnt an accomplishment

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@tara_chara I'm so pissed about that. I knew when the news came out, someone had told Chris to do that and lo and behold. And obligatory "that doesn't excuse what Chris did" but it definitely changes the context esp knowing Chris has been relentlessly stalked and manipulated for > decade

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@pnunez48 Yeah but half the time I see someone discuss a homeless person, esp doctors, it ends in them being forcibly locked up. Systems fucked. I met a lot of people who said they were homeless by choice because they had a place to stay with an abuser in it.

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@tiffy125 @goSciuPlayer @AllieTheEditor @LyricaSilvan @kloogans Vogue

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3 years

@heeliibo @Kagura3331 @such_hockey_wow @redditships The turning her phone service off when she leaves really freaked me out. Like he was testing he could actually do that. Being sure she could be cut off from the outside. Seeing how much gaslighting he can get away with. Like that girl on the train story.

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@sp3ctre7 I liked that. I thought it was sweet.

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3 years

@mart1x_ Didn't know huh?

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2 years

@actuallyanopon I did this to my hair and I love it so much!!!! I call the front bits my front rat tails and it's so cute they fall in your face while you're reading or on the computer. Wonderful hair style. I cut it myself too real easy

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1 year

@SWCFiction @3ibar @lindynap Some sports decidedly do the opposite.

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2 years

@AntelopeJewel @irenegnight @bri_annamurphy @siriyonce_ I called once and the person said "what can I do to help" and I said "I dunno" tearfully cause I was sobbing and they said "well if you don't know how am I supposed to help you" and hung up. The anger I felt knocked the ideation right out of me so I guess they succeeded sort of

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3 years

@veggie_kales Since Otis and Aimee both live in big rich person houses I assumed they lived in like a rich person area which is accessible via the bridge. Like they're far-ish from each other but further from everything else and that one bus stop is the only option for the area.

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@AditiJuneja3 @TheHoneyMa @CopaceticMES They're correct

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@PapaverP

2 years

@benis_the_great @shaTIRED @LoriLavish that insecurity is rooted in a misunderstanding of what bisexual means and internalized biphobia. Bi does not mean I require multiple genders to be satisfied it just means I am ABLE to connect with diff genders. If a partner tells you they are fulfilled by you trust them.

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NubileConcubine

@PapaverP

2 years

@Henneeer @b4duism Second hand embarrassment, shock, a lot of like imaging what it would feel like to be Charlie's gf in that moment. Knowing they stop talking to him indefinitely for awhile and how painful that would be. Also how he will not leave them alone once they tell him they aren't friends

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