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Miss Plantar J. Fasciitis

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3 years

when i’m at home and my back hurts? i’m at Ouchback AcheHouse

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having a good day is so much better than having a bad day! 🔁999k 💬750k 🤍 2M

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a few weeks ago I got hired at a coffee shop. it’s minimum wage and they didn’t tell me until after a couple weeks that I don’t get tips for 3 months. I have 10 years of serving/barista experience so i found another job & politely gave this two weeks… right is her response lmao

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I got some earwax buildup removed recently and it took about 10 seconds. the doctor just put a little stick in each ear and pulled it out. they said it was around $600 total but that my insurance would probably cover most of it. got the bill today— it was $3,519 and I owe $1,466

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1 year

In 2012, Jerry Seinfeld was stopping in the Akron/Cleveland area on tour and he requested we shut down the Regal Cinemas I worked at because he wanted to watch the Three Stooges remake alone. We shut it down and then he went somewhere else because the manager tried to charge him

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4 months

They literally edited EVERY musical number out of the Dune 2 trailer just to get people to go see the movie. Audiences are in for a rude awakening…

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i should also mention they had me as lead barista on every shift and were literally having me train the other new hires on the espresso machine for minimum wage and no tips lol

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since many people can read behind my squiggles, I might as well say the owners are huge cop lovers. they give 20ish cops free drinks daily bc "if people see them here all day, it's free security". she called the cops on a starving black homeless man for asking for money outside

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it is taking EVERY ounce of willpower (and fear of conflict) in my body not to smash the send button on this

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to clarify, i didn’t mention this at length in my email because there’s no changing this psycho’s love of the cops. i mention it for those who know Cafe One because it’s important to know what’s going on there. I’m sharing this info on review sites. feel free to tell others too.

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1 year

I’ve posted about this before but the story warrants occasional retelling

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2 years

all I can say is lmao

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2 years

I guess “nasal endoscopy” was the guy looking at my nose for a second lol? I truly do not know. and apparently i’m being charged for the initial consultation, which the doctor said was totally covered. boy howdy i miss Medicaid!

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I can’t do much work on Monday because I’m easing back into the work week. I need Tuesday to decompress from Monday. On Wednesday I hit my stride. Then on Thursday I know the week is basically over, so I need to mentally prepare for Friday, which I spend easing into the weekend

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men just don’t do 3-4 part harmonies with their boys like they used to

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3 years

this is getting a lot more attention than I expected so I might as well “plug” the fact that I wasn’t getting tips this month, I don’t know when they hell they’re gonna mail my paycheck, and I haven’t started my new job yet, so if anyone wants to help:

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2 years

alright, since i’m not interested in getting cyberbullied over this and just wanted to revel in the absurdity, here’s my fuckin itemized statement and an explanation of what the document is. please just have a laugh with me now

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1 year

today I yassified paul dano to avoid doing work

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@GoblJosh @teaxtarot I miss being that nice drunk girl and meeting the other nice drunk girls

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@AshBCoffin I’m uncomfortable with him having an age

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@naskatze to be transparent, minimum wage in NYC is $15, and that’s sufficient for other places in the US but it’s really not for here unless you’re working 50+ hours which I was not. plus no benefits, no overtime

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@sovietzero yo

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The male loneliness epidemic could learn something from the dog park model. We need parks where we can take our loneliest male friends and loved ones so they can run around and play with other guys

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4 years

Guess what! Service workers don’t have the day off and are likely to be swamped today with people grabbing food or coffee or drinks after voting! And we’re still working during a pandemic! Fucking TIP!!!! Truly shocked at the large percentage of non-tipper today!

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@FamLikely @lib_crusher q tips are literally why i had to have the procedure buddy

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@jackdwagner even worse than this

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I still haven't seen The Lovely Bones but will always associate that movie with Ryan Gosling gaining 60 pounds for the role of the father by drinking melted ice cream and immediately getting fired and replaced with Mark Wahlberg

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@sartaaq it’s itemized— somehow they’ve managed to break down the process of putting a little wax stick in my ears into three separate services lol. but that part of the statement has all my personal info on it so that’s why I didn’t post it. definitely disputing lol

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getting on the elevator at the start of the workday and pressing “NO”

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@sailorfemme ummmm she’s a total GIRLBOSS and SHE made this happen!!

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reading more about brian eno lately has largely been the reason i’ve felt more excited about making music in the unconventional way I want to/know how to. i love this man

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@likeanegg oh my god lol

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shai halhoub

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@DankCincinnati yeah it’s not like I fucking knew that lol

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@ethanradd it’s the statement from the insurance company that says how much the provider is gonna bill me, I don’t know why they do it that way but you always get this first

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@zachsilberberg when I look in a mirror I don’t see myself either. get over yourselves vampires

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@emi_f1sher chicken frog and salmon otter

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@aubreybell this is bartending

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my dad opened a record store in his tiny house at 25 (it has moved, but 41 years later he’s running it alone). he’d work there and at a ski lodge bar all winter, then travel in the summer, often to Kate Bush conventions. these pics are on a rare old poster he just found, and WOW

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mind bogglingly funny

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@rgmx hmmmmm good to know....................

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4 years

this is a friend of mine so i’m not trying to roast her but i’m losing it over this

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what the fuck does this mean

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@zachsilberberg hey now

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@RACH4_theSTARZ finally asked why and it turns out it’s an inside joke. which makes it worse?

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he’s alive and he’s on this flight to cleveland with me

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4 years

If Biden wins? People will jack off. If biden loses? people will STILL Jack Off. We Are Doomed

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@ByCharlotteFinn the way he delivers this line

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@conner_omalley I think I know how the notre dame fire started

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@shreyabasu003 thank u I’ll take it

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unclear why I couldn't get the motivation to fix everything wrong with my life/self and achieve a state of uninhibited bliss in this week i've had off from work

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my biggest dream in life has nothing to do with my career or any incredible experience, my biggest dream is to live close to all my best friends and have a little local diner we go to every single day like in seinfeld. I don’t wanna be rich I just want daily diner meal money

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@samanthahenman you are very smart

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I love Citations because it’s neither preaching to the choir nor just introducing new ideas to the uninitiated. As a fairly “tuned in” leftist, they often take thoughts I’ve had in passing and flesh them out with historical and critical analysis WAY beyond what I thought possible

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In Ep 128, "The 'Healing' Con: How Warm and Fuzzy Appeals for 'Unity' Are Used to Protect Power," we break down how vague, Starbucks-y rhetorical shortcuts of "unity," "peace" & "healing" are exploited to avoid the messy process of accountability & justice

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@blktinabelcher Lol yeah. When I asked her directly she just said “we’ll check in soon” but I asked my coworkers who’d been around for a bit and they both said it took 3 months before they got tips.

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1 year

“a ssssssssssSILVA DOLLA COLLECTION”

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4 years

Detroit and Pittsburgh are close enough to Cleveland that we should just take the 3 cities and all the space in between, set up rapid transit, and call it DeCleburgh. A large, powerful post-industrial sovereign district with the most basement DIY shows per-capita in the world

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we’ve arrived

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@duckbldg I viewed an apartment listed as “laundry in building” and apparently what that meant was there was a laundromat nearby

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last year I was hitting on a guy at a bar and we hit it off. after a bit, he showed me some geography game on his phone and we started to play together. eventually he got so into this game that he forgot I was there and didn’t notice me walk away. genuinely respect him so much

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inspo to start smoking

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if you have what you deem to be a “real job” and wouldn’t date an adult who works in service or retail because you perceive yourself as being more of an adult than they are, you oughta take a good look at yourself

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🎶 I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect guy is Torn 🎶

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An old man came to the coffee shop with no mask, ordered a coffee, got frustrated when I asked light or dark roast saying, “I don’t know what that means. I just want coffee”, then ordered an extra hot hot chocolate with “no sour cream” meaning whipped cream. Highlight of my day

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with each passing year I grow more and more attracted to the Bridget Jones/Love Actually era Colin Firth

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I’ve decided to become completely closed off. I will never express or discuss my emotions or struggles of any sort again. Whenever someone says I seem down and asks what’s on my mind, I’ll simply do a pained grimace and respond, “the troops”.

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Soooo..... I did a thing!!!!!

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this exchange pops into my head a few times a week

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I don’t think any voice acting has ever topped Boomhauer

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me after being made to do work at my job

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this performance was out of this world

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was wondering what the concept behind this abstract art was before realizing this is a dirty air filter

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@jzux during a period when i was struggling immensely with my body image due to a negging coworker— as a recovered eating disorder patient— I had a therapist tell me, “well, you’re not THAT beautiful, but you don’t have anything to worry about” lmbo

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got the last paycheck, sent the email, blocked her. new job is giving me as many hours as I want, paying me above minimum wage, training me as a bartender AND letting me take tips, and telling me how much they value me and my input and suggestions. hasta la vista cafe psycho!

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4 years

We are Buckeyes. We are strong. And we are all going to die TOGETHER.

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Have you all heard of Balloonfest ‘86, when Cleveland tried to bolster its reputation by setting the world record for largest balloon release and not only did they NOT set the record but they caused an environmental/air traffic disaster and possibly caused the deaths of 2 people?

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4 years

this was in Ohio Irish American News

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the only thing ohioans love more than college football is drunk driving

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fellas is it gay to build a bear

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@GMPaiella The worst is when years go by without a single style that looks good on your body type

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Words can’t express the love I’m feeling right now. My closest loved ones showering me with well wishes and genuine affection? Yeah… it’s kind of a special thing. I love you guys.

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for the first time in my life I am the wrong bitch with whom somebody fucked

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THIS JUST IN: SARS-CoV-2, COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS COVID-19, DISAPPEARS FROM PLANET EARTH OVERNIGHT AFTER OHIO GOVERNOR MIKE DEWINE POLITELY REQUESTS THAT THE GENERAL PUBLIC “PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, IF YOU WANT, OR AT THE VERY LEAST, PLEASE DO NOT BE MAD AT ME FOR ASKING”

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@urbanexpat they’ve had it out since I moved here in May and they had it out the whole time I worked there lol

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I have a little camera to check in on my dog when i’m not home— just checked on her and she has somehow tucked herself in and laid her head on my pillow like a sleeping human being

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Having lived in New York for 2.5 sure years, I can say with absolute confidence that people are 10x funnier in Ohio

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*peggy hill voice* peggy hill

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a dear close friend: “hey marisa, you’re my dear close friend and i value you” me, after having one conversation with them where i felt like I wasn’t being funny or interesting: “well, i blew it. that’s the last time I hear from them”

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I’m in the ER after feeling awful since Saturday and it turns out I have a potentially life-threatening obstruction and need to be transferred for surgery. I am a tuff lady but I am v scared and could use some cheerful words!!!!

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a guy in a pizza shop just asked for my number and was visibly shaking while writing his own number down, i’ve never felt so powerful

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when you gotta use the bathroom and two of the boys come with

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I’m at lunch with my friend and I just started crying in the restaurant about how cute this chinchilla is

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men have to STOP liking things and speaking passionately about them!! tell me about nothing!! share nothing with me!!!!!!! give me an empty, uncultured husk of a man!!! hubba hubba awWOOOOOOga 😍

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@GawkGawkThwack I did care, I expressed my opposition to her calling the cops and I was already looking for other jobs as soon as this happened. I had to wait until I secured another job just for the sake of paying the bills. I never gave the cops free shit when I was (rarely) at the register

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you should still tip unfriendly service workers 🥴

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haven’t opened the dating apps in months but keep forgetting to delete them & it’s nice to get a surprise notification saying “[name] likes you!” every once in a while. frankly, I think phones should have a built-in feature that tells us who likes us daily, romantically or not!

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@Candace79663677 @naskatze yeah honestly $15 is too low. I sorta made it work in cleveland but it wasn’t comfy

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