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PSA

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@NoLongerBennett

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Please pay attention.

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2 years

sorry, we spent all our train money killing your grandfathers and then rebuilding your economy

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@fluepke

2 years

@Amtrak That’s all you have as a “developed” country? 😂

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@ichthys30 Why "catastrophic"? It seems to me that it might be good for people to be able to choose from a much broader pool of potential mates, even though not face to face.

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I know that I should be grateful that for a couple of decades all human knowledge was at my fingertips, but I am instead deeply resentful that it no longer is.

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Millennial men: how much of your leftism is performative, to get you laid?

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@shlevy No, the cartoon is about the (legal) *right* to free speech, which is different from free speech.

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huh

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~Either you trust these institutions that repeatedly betray us, or you subscribe to dark plots.~

The Associated Press

@AP

2 years

A state of perpetual disbelief: A growing number of people in Western nations have lost faith in democratic governance, science and a free press, turning instead to conspiracy theories, dark plots and secret explanations.

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@ShamashAran @MorlockP Search engines are bad and getting worse, while needles of knowledge are being buried in AI hay.

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8 months

This is really interesting, rhetorically. Demolishes the frame until only the actual question is left … then invokes "common sense."

Townhall.com

@townhallcom

8 months

Pierre Poilievre casually smacks down a left wing journalist while munching on an apple.

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@NoLongerBennett

6 months

I am certainly not above hanging up on a journalist who wants something from me, but this is an outright lie by @jon_limehouse . He called, and started wasting my time talking about his Thanksgiving dinner. I hung up before he asked for comment:

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2 years

Friends, I need $10,000. I have two important free-speech cases headed to the Supreme Court, and printing costs are ridiculous. (The Supreme Court requires that papers be bound a certain way, and there are a few specialists who do it.)

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When you adopt the principle, "some groups don't get rights," you'd better have a viable plan for seizing and keeping power, because yours is going to be one of those groups as soon as you're out of power.

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2 years

People think they are insulated from violence because the government performs it for them. If you send your agents to kill me, it's what, *unfair* for me to kill you myself? Uncivilized? Unsporting?

Apark2453

@apark2453

2 years

I’m not sure if you remember, but your reminder was that right-wing insurrectionists “[aren’t] going to fight the military, [they’re] going to fight you” NB: Reference to harm to civilians is to those harmed as collateral damage, not those directly fighting the military.

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@basic_chanel Easy enough to prove. Post bf.

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@eigenrobot You know what they say. Hindsight is 30-06.

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Ted Kaczynski injured or killed 26 people. I'm not saying that's great, but there are Nobel Peace Prize winners who've done worse.

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@FuddBusters @BGoodmanTX @bgoodmantx the secret is not to sign the bond. Then the Marshals pay for your transportation.

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1 year

it's just a little knee-bend who could possibly object lol just bend the knee

Lindsay Gibbs

@linzsports

1 year

Nobody is asking you to fuck a dude in the name of inclusion. It’s a t-shirt.

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2 years

Nobody in the Executive Branch could possibly have foreseen this framing.

ian bremmer

@ianbremmer

2 years

this framing should help to further undermine rule of law

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@NickFromTokyo Not taking ourselves too seriously is a national W.

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@ShakariSBriggs @mattbramanti What's your Plan B, Shakari?

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2 years

Scratch a liberal, and a racist bleeds.

Richard N. Ojeda, II

@Ojeda4America

2 years

The sad part about this is that we don’t know if it’s true or not. Knowing Herschel Walker….he could have literally said it. The fact that we even have to question it says this guy should NEVER be allowed anywhere near the halls of Congress.

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@mattbramanti wait are you married to your babymomma how does that work

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@gunpolicy @GovKathyHochul Oooo public demonstrations and rallies. New Yorkers get to choose between Second and First Amendment rights. Juicy issue!

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The talk I give every client who expects justice: “The criminal-justice system is not about justice, right and wrong, nor true and false. The criminal-justice system is about what the government can prove to a jury, and whether we can stop them from proving it.”

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10 months

OMG He's right, and this changes everything. There's no individual right to petition the government, or to be secure against unreasonable searches, either!

Nate McMurray

@Nate_McMurray

10 months

I dare you @NRA to show me where I’m the text of Constitution—THE TEXT—that it says anything g about an individual right to bear arms. Show me

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Knibbs v. Momphard does not just say that simply holding a weapon is not justification for an officer to use lethal force. It says that no reasonable officer could have thought it was.

Officer Ben

@OfficerbenTOPO

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The deputy was at the correct address, knocked and announced LOUDLY. Roger Fortson knew a police officer was knocking and he still came to the door with a gun in hand. If the deputy hesitated, he could have been killed.

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For a minute there it looked like Ted K. might have been wrong, but nope.

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Compare gun control to the War on Drugs? Yes, please!

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2 years

"if you're not doing anything wrong you won't object to a search" mentality

Adam Markowitz

@adammarkowitzEA

2 years

All of my GOP friends who are worried about 87,000 IRS enforcement agents coming after the little guy... How about just don't cheat on tax returns? A fully truthful and accurate tax return is bulletproof in an audit. I never understood the fear of an IRS audit. Don't lie. Period.

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We used to have a culture of men protecting unrelated women on principle Y'all despised it.

Kalen Dion

@Kalendionpoetry

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I’m still waiting for all of these men who consider themselves protectors of women to stand up to all of the men who are attacking women for publicly speaking about the way they have been attacked by men.

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2 years

Is PLCAA short for First Amendment?

Firearms Policy Coalition

@gunpolicy

2 years

Chipman says that people feel comfortable making magazines that say "Fuck Biden" on them because of the PLCAA. Says the NRA makes a lot of noise, but the NSSF is worse. Says Senator King told him that he never talked to the NRA, but talked to the NSSF.

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"arrested" LOL there's nobody near her and she's pretending to be handcuffed.

Ilhan Omar

@IlhanMN

2 years

Today I was arrested while participating in a civil disobedience action with my fellow Members of Congress outside the Supreme Court. I will continue to do everything in my power to raise the alarm about the assault on our reproductive rights! ✊🏽

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2 years

Maybe the real Long Covid was the neuroses we made along the way.

Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦

@Noahpinion

2 years

Today a friend (a biologist) told me that she intends to wear masks indoors and avoid indoor socialization for the rest of her life, in order to avoid Long Covid.

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2 years

He supposes this to be ... a dunk?

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

2 years

Lauren Boebert wants the House to pass a Rule to give her 5 days to read a Bill before voting on it.

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@_its_not_real_ His second *that we know of*

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jfc If the govt had its way there'd be no jury trials.

Rachel

@tolstoybb

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@RandomSprint If the govt wanted us to take it seriously they’d compensate our time better

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In the best traditions of the trial bar. Putting tens of thousands of dollars of time into what is nominally a $2k dispute. This is heroic.

Rob Johnson

@FreeRangeLawyer

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The FBI raided Jeni Pearson's safe deposit box and tried to take all the contents using civil forfeiture. Jeni fought back, along with other @IJ clients, and won... Except, when the FBI returned the box contents, $2,000 was missing. So Jeni and @IJ sued again. Yesterday, we got

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8 months

That is the Marinest man I've ever seen.

First World Refugee

@lennypepperwood

8 months

Final takeaway: every unit in the DOD now has several of the guy on the left. They exist as political informers to make sure that the dwindling numbers of the guy on the right (real life Maj Chip Hazard), toe the party line.

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oh fuck off If I wanted the FBI to nondestructively open my safe I'd give them my combination. #BootlickNation

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@AriCohn "רוב האנשים לא מפרסמים ציוצים כאלה..."

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Marty Raymon

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Sure are a lot of ammosexuals on this platform who think they're gonna overthrow a "tyrannical government" with their AR-15's

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I'm old enough to remember when you could search Google for an exact phrase, and get results containing that phrase.

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There are few things in America as dangerous to themselves and others as a lady cop riding alone.

Xyron giles

@Xgiles01

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Swear I hate where I’m from sometimes. Can’t even change your tire on the side of the road as a black man

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Fuck dog cancer.

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oF cOuRsE tHeY Bullshit. Lawyer up. Delay. Make them get a court order. We live in a nation of bootlicking clowns.

Ashley St. Clair

@stclairashley

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That is the million dollar question Of course they are going to comply with a federal subpoena, but Liberty Safes should not have had customer safe access codes to begin with.

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It's called we make a little legal history.

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no, people just like you murdered the Branch Davidians

Lee Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

@LeeJones1404

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@JDCocchiarella I was in the UK Police 30 years. If this was Britain, all the adults in this picture would be charged and would receive the minimum jail sentence of 5 years for possession of prohibited weapons. Are you sure these are not Branch Davidians from 1993?

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impunity is one of the reasons they do the job Change my mind.

Greg Blankenship

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@RobProvince I like a lot of LE guys. Good men & women doing a hard job for crap pay. The idea that you can be gunned down in your home and it’s okay isn’t going to make these good men & women’s jobs any easier.

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"I want others to do violence on my behalf" physiognomy.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl The elites don't want you to know that styrofoam packaging dissolves in gasoline. I have 458 Jack Daniels bottles full of styrofoam packaging dissolved in gasoline.

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Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

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@soncharm @eigenrobot Breaking good rules with impunity does not make the world better.

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@Bananasaur_Rex @cliftonaduncan @johnVcorbett I'll bet he wouldn't say it twice.

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Do women really not?!

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do men really create imaginary scenarios of them saving people?

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Dear customer service: I could not care less whether you are sorry for my trouble, nor about your other feelings about serving me. Don't shine me on. Just. Do. Your. Job.

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If someone is breaking into your house when you're there, they're coming in to kill you.

Raishiin

@raishiin

1 year

@TheJeffBradley @SupraMiqote An intruder isn't coming in to kill you. In most places it's considered overkill to shoot someone over property you have insurance for. Unless a life is in danger (which is incredibly rare save for if you're a criminal) there's no excuse in civilized society to shoot someone.

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If you ask any lawyer who doesn't do this for a living, he will probably say that harassment is not protected speech. The @ACLU 's First Amendment specialist is on record saying that harassment is a category of unprotected speech. Help me prove them all wrong!

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Man, this is just rude. White US Americans are going to be the most bloodthirsty people on *any* planet.

Suki’s Mom 🔻

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7 months

White US Americans are the most bloodthirsty, selfish, arrogant, uncurious people on the entire planet

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or maybe … leaf, maybe this is exactly why everyone should

Mei 🇨🇦🌻

@Maybelline_CDN

2 years

If a crowd of police officers don’t feel safe confronting a single shooter with an AR-15, maybe average citizens shouldn’t own an AR-15.

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Tearing down posters is speech.

Scott Greenfield

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Regardless of her support for Palestinians, tearing down the posters of kidnapped children is intolerable from a public defender. Or any lawyer.

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1 year

How do people not see that Elon is fucking with people like Paul, and Steven King.

Tom

@Lawmadillo

1 year

Someone good at business please explain, is it good when you try to monetize a free website and the owner has to offer to pay for other people?

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@DempMcgee His eyes say "can I trade that blowjob for a bullet?"

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It's impossible to be too hard on a judge who is doing wrong. You put on that black dress, you better have your shit squared away. Every legal consequence is on the table.

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I saw this, and thought, "what are the odds that every sentence came verbatim from Mass's website?" Result of having some fucking idea how things work. Sinple as.

北京外围/上海资源/杭州外围/苏州上门/深圳外围/广州资源/青岛外围/济南资源/学生模特/沈阳外围

@funguy6113

2 years

This is a fake brochure Ron DeSantis distributed to desperate asylum seekers. It promises eight months cash assistance, food, job training/placement, help with housing and more. These were given to migrants who were lured into boarding a flight to Martha’s Vineyard. BUSTED!

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The cases are about whether the state can punish annoying communications ("harassment"). There are two questions: 1. Is harassment "speech"? 2. Is harassment protected speech?

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@KevinSMayfield surely you cannot simply stop at a restaurant and dine

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1 year

"Fired back" implies "was fired upon." It's a lie.

Greg Price

@greg_price11

1 year

Daniel Perry was working as an Uber driver in Austin, TX when he found himself in the middle of a BLM mob. A guy came up to his car and pointed an AK-47 at him and he fired back in self defense. He was indicted for murder by a Soros-funded DA and was just found guilty.

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This is a self-own, and he doesn't even know it.

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@NazimHikmet_0

1 year

Capitalism breeds "innovation":

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Great story, but come on. Is a guy (to say nothing of a guy who knows card tricks) *ever* going to say no to a kid who wants to show him a card trick? Women cannot grok ordinary dude behavior.

CALL TO ACTIVISM

@CalltoActivism

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See this guy right here? His name is Kahlief. At some point in time on Friday night, while working at the front desk at the Hampton Inn, Kahlief looked up to find a random kid standing in front of him asking if he’d like to see a card trick. Let me tell you all the stuff

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Look, man. If I wanted to hear from you I wouldn't have quote-tweeted you.

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10 months

I too am begging you to see Brian's webpage.

Brian Jaye Former Congressional Dem Nominee MI09

@JayeForMI

1 year

Here is my business card for my Law Firm. I charge $150 an hour. I am active and in good standing with the State Bar. Please see my webpage I have also never had a grievance filed against me in 17 years.

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You're in the wrong lane, and should feel bad. But instead you're complaining about people who are taking advantage of the fact that you're incompetent to pass you on the right.

Conrad Bastable

@ConradBastable

7 months

the first motorcycle rider here passed me on the slow lane side doing 90-100mph, then slowed down to wait for his buds. i am doing about 70mph in this clip. this wasn’t even the worst motorcycle pass i had yesterday!!

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Friends, I need $9,950.

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@BudLightSadness This ranks up there with the best money I ever spent.

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2 years

Unless you want to give up your own rights, you'd best take the position that even those we most deplore have those rights.

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@ChrisExpTheNews It's a dumb problem. It is false that there are 360 degrees in a circle *in the sense that there are* 180 degrees in a triangle.

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@soncharm @eigenrobot Gandhian civil disobedience = breaking the rules that you are protesting—making salt, sitting at wrong lunch counter. Showing that the rule may be broken with impunity may be the goal.

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@soncharm @eigenrobot There are two types of civil disobedience: Gandhian and Kingian. Blocking roads is Kingian: breaking rules other than those you are protesting. Should be risk of arrest.

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@NoLongerBennett

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To protect its core, we must defend free speech at its far margins—horrible antisocial speech, and censorship by non-state actors.

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2 years

total ownage

Townhall.com

@townhallcom

2 years

KATHY HOCHUL: "I would like to point out to the Supreme Court justices, that the only weapons at that time were muskets. I'm prepared to go back to muskets."

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fascinating

Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

2 years

NOW - White House: "When you are not with what majority of Americans are, then you know, that is extreme. That is an extreme way of thinking."

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2 years

Argument 1. "No Reason." See also "No Need."

Chaos EN2 - Grumpy Old Klingon

@Chaos_EN2

2 years

@MuellerSheWrote As a USN Veteran and a former gun owner (black powder/muzzle loading) , former hunter - THERE IS NO REASON FOR A CIVILIAN TO OWN A ASSAULT RIFLES #GunControlNow

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1 year

I'm pretty sure that when you kill an employee it's no longer shoplifting.

KOMO News

@komonews

1 year

An employee at a Home Depot store in California was shot dead at the location, and police report a suspected shoplifter is accused of killing him.

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@NoLongerBennett

2 years

(Just between you and me. Answers will be held in strictest confidence.)

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3 years

Atheism is prototypical midwittery.

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1 year

Install a hermit.

Adam Rossi

@rossiadam

1 year

I recently bought a property that includes a historic mill ruin. Question: what do I do with it??

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2 years

hahaha drive stun go ckckckckckckckck

Young Americans for Liberty

@YALiberty

2 years

An ATF agent showed up at a citizen's home to question him about a shotgun he was not "permitted" to have. The citizen called 911 and told them someone was at his door trying to take his guns. Police end up ARRESTING the ATF agent.

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@NoLongerBennett

9 months

noticed he seemed lost so when he signaled a left turn i thought i was safe to pass him on the left lol

Jonathan Jo 🚴🏼 ☕️ 🇫🇷 🍷

@Thenorthernlad7

9 months

@anneramsey740 @MikeyCycling Ha! Just what I thought as I was following him!

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otherwise-normal Bennett

@NoLongerBennett

1 year

I will offer a small friendly bet today that the Board of Pardons and Paroles does not recommend a pardon for this guy in 2023. (I think Abbott knows this, and is putting on a show for the rubes.)

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@NoLongerBennett

1 year

IT'S THE FENTANYL OF GUNS

Ashley Parker

@AshleyRParker

1 year

The police who waited — and waited — to enter the Uvalde classroom weren’t afraid of the 18-year-old gunman. They were terrified of his particular gun — the deadly efficient and lethal AR-15. Great reporting by @TexasTribune + @propublica .

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@NoLongerBennett

9 months

WTF is wrong with you. Why is this your business?

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@NoLongerBennett

9 months

You can't *con* an honest man, but you can *swindle* one. Useful distinction.

ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs

@MorlockP

9 months

On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, you can't con an honest man (or pimp out a virtuous cheerleader).

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otherwise-normal Bennett

@NoLongerBennett

7 months

@FloridaThales I doubt that, outside of TV, women dressed like this to go to the gym. (Did women in the 80s go to the gym?)

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@NoLongerBennett

11 months

they don't tell you the lowers are (practically) free

Palmetto State Armory

@palmettoarmory

11 months

Here’s your $29.99 stripped lower receiver!

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otherwise-normal Bennett

@NoLongerBennett

2 years

such clowns

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otherwise-normal Bennett

@NoLongerBennett

7 months

uhhhh

rebelEducator

@rebelEducator

2 years

Teach your kids how to formulate arguments. • A, therefore B. • Not A, therefore not B. Teach them how to express their logic, pitch sales, and negotiate. If you're feeling bold, make their ultimate test to pass winning an argument with you.

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otherwise-normal Bennett

@NoLongerBennett

1 year

@NorCalRiverRat I didn't watch. Is ammo about to go crazy again too?

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@NoLongerBennett

7 months

Amateurs often look at the stated purpose of a statute, and think that limits how the statute will be used. But this is not a breathalyzer, and "if impairment is detected" does not exclude "in other circumstances."

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