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#CouchRacersMX . Dirt bikes, humor and engineering. Tribeless. Friendly Skeptic.

Texan in MD
Joined June 2017
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@Mtaylorcrew
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When robots can wash my dirt bike and clean my air filter, I'm in.
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@NoContextHumans False. It starts with an "N" and ends with a "d"
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Rick, the only one with snow under his car.
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Can’t, currently watching videos of RVs plowing out of Burning Man.
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Protip: the rider's line of sight is over here.
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@engineers_feed I can hit the center of a front yard with a newspaper going 50 mph.
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@JaniceDean I'm waiting...
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@engineers_feed Get the fundamentals down pat. It's not about test scores, its about understanding the concepts.
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I mean...
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@HumansNoContext But the big hand and the little hand?
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It’s funny because it’s true.
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Macdoo, the hero we never knew we needed
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@DeAngelisCorey Students have to show their work, but school boards don't? Got it.
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How it started......How its going
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Sorry boys, he's back!
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Now its a party
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Idea credit to @Mtaylorcrew
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You're never too important to be nice to people. Pass it on.
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@MattWalshBlog My tenants were above the threshold for the moratorium, luckily. The lease expired recently so I pulled it off the market until this nonsense is over. I'm doing repairs and letting family use it for now.
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@BuzzPatterson @PayPal Remember when google said hey if you're doing nothing wrong, why would you care if we're collecting all this data about you? They didn't define "doing something wrong" but paypal just did. Egregious, cannot be trusted. Bolt.
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@robbystarbuck One more, not doing mass antibody testing. Resulting in the arrest and firing of ppl who may actually be immune who pose no health threat at all.
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@Breaking911 Better solution, exclude politicians from society
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It's here!!
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@MAJTOURE Imagine getting a morality scolding from hit piece professionals. lmao
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She's a good sport about it. 😃😅
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Maddie Sacadoo on the 🎥
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If he wins today I’m swapping to team ear tuck. #SupercrossLIVE
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@mtaibbi Here's where Jack, in hindsight, would have liked to have this moment back. Rather than cajoling staff to rethink suspensions, he could have simply fired them. Likely why Elon did not hesitate to clean house on day 1
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A good country boy will throw his catch back, whether it’s fish or a random dildo thrown at him during a podium speech.
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Mood
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@VigilantFox This all stops with prosecution of the the prosecutors. This happens at every level of courts around the US and I’ll never understand how prosecutors get away with it.
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☠️☠️
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Nine whoops is weak. #SupercrossLIVE
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@jen_moxon Commuting 101: Avoid colliding with large white vehicles.
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Is that forearm pump? Or are you just happy to see me?
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@ChrisJBakke "We'll make some adjustments" = We screwed up, do over "I'm just checking on progress" = you're late, hurry up "We've got a broiler plate for that" = Copy paste job coming up "don't hold my feet to the fire but..." = You'll get it sometime between now and never
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Oh dear.
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Flying like this on a dirt bike seems like it defies physics. I know it doesn't, but still it amazes me when I see this.
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Daniel Makx
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Destila clase a raudales el tío @jorgeprado61
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Laugh you rascals
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Notice how the track is NOT all chewed up and rutted?
@SupercrossLIVE
Supercross LIVE!
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Seattle Supercross 1989 in the Kingdome 🏟️ Rick Johnson battled his way from 12th to 1st with Ron Tichenor and Ron Lechien rounding out the podium. #SupercrossLIVE #SMX
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@MarioNawfal News with a touch of sarcasm. Well done.
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Hold the phone, the only calendar that matters.
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Yo Peacock, just give us a Tomac cam. Dude is so back.
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@SarahADowney 1984 was written as a cautionary tale for the masses because it is the playbook of the elite.
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@catturd2 "Official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time"
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Keep it going... Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. #SupercrossLIVE
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Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round. Please let Austin get through the first round.
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The payout for winning SMX is going to be an exclusive reveal of the Triumph 450 swingarm.
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That was a little too close for comfort. 😳 #ParisSX
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Top 10 JS7 isms: 10. Neck Burn 9. Stew 8. Stewed 7. Confewsed 6. Far East Coast 5. German Chocolate 4. Smackadoo 3. We're friends 2. I'm feeling dangerous 🥁🥁 DRUM ROLL 🥁🥁 1. Tuck the front, son
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Moto fans see this and will say hell yeah!
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Triumph subframe reveal
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@Nicoletta0602 That's the curriculum, they're teaching kids to play head games. So in their twisted logic, they shared the curriculum.
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MIA51 - Goes by Bam Bam. Friendly operators are standing by. #SupercrossLIVE
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Someone put out a missing person's report for Barcia. TLD milk carton stat!
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Thoughts?
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昨年のチャンピオン、ホルへのフープス。バイクはスターク  #E -XPLORER
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@HumansNoContext "It's the little things"
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"There was no passing on that Birmingham track!!" ~ KR94: Hold my beer.
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#NFL is Done, #SupercrossLIVE is just getting started. Come on in, the water is fine.
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Suits me fine.
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KR94 is due for a win. Bam Bam is due for a top five Jett is due for a stumble That's it, that's the post. #SupercrossLIVE
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Might eff around and see 2 Betas in the top 10 this week. Cool, cool.
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Colt Nichols
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Let’s go racing, see you at Alabama @SupercrossLIVE 📈😎
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@johnrich Maybe they know they're immune. Antibody tests are literally in the building they work in.
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Growing up I was under the impression that we’d see a lot more stories about racers plowing Monster girls. So far we’ve just had one near miss. Lame if you ask me.
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Banger from VF125. I take back everything I've ever said about him.
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Heather’s Stopwatch
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Friese wins comment of the night
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Someone get Webb a cigarette
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Friese and Deegs dream bike.
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Massimo
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Saw Blades make better wheels than you would think [📹 cboystv]
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The redneck in me is in a grueling argument with engineer in me right now. Send help.
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Weege says not a mudder. Thoughts?
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I've seen enough, Tomac is back
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@michaelmalice There was a dude, but that shit wasn't free.🤣
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Soon little buddy, very soon.
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@engineers_feed If you spin an electric motor in reverse, it is a generator.
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@BridgetPhetasy Gen-X be like...
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Elon is one step closer to attending a #SupercrossLIVE event. Can you imagine a Tesla Dirt Bike?
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Went to a monster truck rally in Austin!
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That KTM front end DOES tuck!
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Everyone talking about how tough these racers are and no one says a word about DBO getting stabbed and out here tweeting a few days later (except me of course) Tough MFer.
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I can see him missing it. Hell, I pulled off on a white flag once. But. This is clear as day. #dontgetstabbed
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IDC what anyone says, Macadoo has balls.
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@MarioNawfal It seems like MSFT also forces everyone into their software subscription model while monetizing data scraped from users. Robber Barons gonna robber baron.
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@RealLyndaCarter @kaj33 Over Unger Roger Murdock
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Breaking: AP and Chase announce they have formed the Mullet Mulisha
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Why? Just Why?
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Unpopular take but the next crop of riders who will challenge Jett will occupy the seats currently held by our heroes who are about to retire. The longer they hold on, the longer it will be before we see Jett’s challenger. Don’t block me.
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@wyattsheepie I keep telling the young ppl in my life, now is the time to go for it, so little competition you can race your way to the top.
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Oops! Jett?
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@SKMorefield I would add Bari Weiss, Brett & Heather and Chris Rufo on the academia side
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A2 confirmed this is hands down the best sport ever since the gladiators ruled the arena. 😎
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@andrewdoyle_com @UnleashedComedy Inclusion by exclusion. 🤡
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Find someone who loves you the way the entire moto world loves @AdamCianciarulo
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OMG the crowd cheered when Jett went down.
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Stolen from FB. Moto Lisa. Just filling time here.
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What is Eli Tomac beast mode? @grok Eli Tomac's "beast mode" refers to a heightened level of performance and aggression the two-time Supercross champion displays when he's at his best. It's a term used by fans and commentators to describe the moments when Tomac seems unstoppable
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@SwipeWright @elonmusk @AP It's an industry, complete with commercial incentives.
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I'm hunting X for the cleverest #Sackadoo jokes, not just the low hanging fruit. I'll be here all night folks.
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Let’s play which bike won.
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@goodblackdude If you run with scissors too.
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@jtothet One blade off every ceiling fan.
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@realDailyWire Welp, when you talk down to viewers like mentally handicapped 3 year olds, they tend to shut you out.
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Looks like Jett struck first. Looks like El Hombre overreacted. Two things can be true at once. #SupercrossLIVE
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Sadly, no Cowboy today, just his bike. ☹️
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