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Bridget Phetasy

@BridgetPhetasy

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Verified nobody. My tribe is tribeless. Find another hero.

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Joined July 2008
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1 year
What stupid fucking times we live in.
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5 years
Imagine telling the girl who stood up to and was shot by the Taliban what to wear.
@mtlgazette
Montreal Gazette
5 years
Quebec education minister says Malala can teach here if she removes headscarf
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Everything about this is a mediated mind fuck. Kaepernick gets paid to represent his movement, which Nike uses to sell sneakers that are manufactured in Vietnamese sweatshops, to Americans who think they're "woke." lol capitalism always wins.
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Darren Rovell
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BREAKING: Nike had been paying Colin Kaepernick all along, waiting for the right moment. That moment is now, as he becomes the face of the company’s 30th anniversary of the “Just Do It” campaign.
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Husband: You haven't been to the grocery store. Me: And I haven’t been to Europe. I don’t understand the point you’re making.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but Will Smith is not the victim here.
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They locked us up, shut down the economy and gave us $1200–what did Americans do? They decided their favorite new video game is fucking with hedge funds. I’ve never been prouder.
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Arranging sheep into a giant syringe might not be sending the message they think.
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Sheep, goats join in German efforts to encourage vaccination
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Chris Rock is an absolute pro.
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California: Where you can walk into a store and steal $800 worth of stuff but only if you're vaccinated.
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4 years
You know how many Nigerians would KILL to come to America? This kind of shit is the height of privilege. Trade your passport with one of them and be gone.
@thehill
The Hill
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Cardi B says she's filing for "Nigerian citizenship" because Trump is putting lives "in danger"
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The gaslighting that's going on is next level. Don't you dare shame people for wondering why last week protesting was killing grandma and today it's acceptable. This is an absolutely valid question. Kids lost months of schooling. Businesses were destroyed. Hospitals went under.
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My friend in Rome said everyone there went from knowing someone who lost a job to knowing someone who lost a loved one and that haunts me.
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2 years
Comedians didn't suddenly become "right wing", the left just went insane and the material is too good to pass up on.
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5 years
In case you need a smile.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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sports, y’all...💪😍😏🔥🔥
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3 years
Do not sell. This is market manipulation. And if it’s war they want, it’s war they shall get.
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4 years
@David_Leavitt @Target Leave the girl out of this and take down her picture. You’re a bad person for doing this to her.
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2 years
I'm so broken by how politicized the response to COVID has been that I'm more afraid of how governments will weaponize a new variant than of the variant itself.
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Yes, it’s true, people die everyday. But some people are larger than life. They inspire millions. They raise the bar for the rest of us. It’s okay to mourn your heroes. Don’t let anyone tell you any different.
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The audacity of the population who got to sit at home in their bubble for a year to lecture the population who never had a choice about whether or not they could stay home is so gross. Stop projecting your own selfishness and fear on people who worked through the whole pandemic.
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4 years
People shocked Trump got even more votes this election: Maybe next time don’t torch American cities while screaming “defund the police” the summer before the election. I don’t know. Just spitballing here. I’m not a political genius.
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2 years
People who watch The View should not be allowed to vote.
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We live in era of crybabies.
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5 years
All male feminists are fucking creepy.
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4 years
lol you’re a former bartender who’s now a member of Congress what are you even talking about
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Tom Elliott
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. @AOC on America’s rags-to-riches ideal: “It’s a physical impossibility to lift yourself up by a bootstrap, by your shoelaces? It’s physically impossible. The whole thing is a joke.”
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4 years
It’s 2020 and I just got stuck waiting for a Trump rally to pass...in Los Angeles.
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"Rape videos or it didn't happen" is a pretty disgusting hill to die on--and yet here some of you are.
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5 years
Does anyone...does anyone have a job anymore?
@blogTO
blogTO
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Protesters are staging a die-in at the entrance of #Toronto 's first Chick-fil-A location - 📹 @RonaldJayQ
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If you were rich enough to flee California or New York: I hope you remember what you voted for when you were there, what you left behind, and try not to fuck up another good city.
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Just 15 years to flatten the curve.
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5 years
So, people who hate billionaires, I have a question--if Oprah ran for president, would you call her a greedy sociopath for amassing a fortune too?
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Actually I’d prefer to hear from a working mom who now has to manage home-schooling her kids as well as her normal work load and doesn’t have chefs and nannies. Or a nurse. Or a doctor. Or a man who has lost his income. Or someone homeless. Literally ANYONE else on Earth. Anyone.
@TheView
The View
4 years
TOMORROW: @KimKardashian West joins us from Los Angeles to discuss how her family is managing while social distancing.
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2 years
So that pandemic amnesty piece seems to have backfired spectacularly.
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A cool thing about celebrities coming out as non-binary is I don't give a fuck.
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The best part about this is watching Nike trick all the Democratic Socialists who have been screaming, "FUCK CAPITALISM!!" into buying 5 pairs of their sweatshop shoes "for social justice."
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Biological men competing in women’s sports is bullshit and people shouldn’t be called transphobic for saying so.
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4 years
Not to be controversial, but I love America.
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2 years
😂😂😂😂
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3 years
We're masking kids all day to protect vaccinated adults so they are free to go maskless and get wasted at football games and awards shows. Cool. Cool.
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If you're having a bad day, just remember, at least you're not a suspect in your own hate crime.
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I cannot read a single one of the COVID "experts" who justified the lockdowns and then the protests and are now pivoting back to lamenting the sudden increase without laughing you absolute disingenuous hacks.
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Every 9/11 anniversary I'm reminded how grateful I am social media didn't exist in 2001.
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"Both parties demand totalitarian-like devotion to their ideology and if you’re indifferent, apathetic or nuanced in your approach to politics, you’ll end up in the wasteland of the center—tribeless, unprotected and increasingly insulated." @SpectatorUSA
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Thoughts and prayers for all the hedge fund bros who have to sleep with their own wives tonight.
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People screaming VOTE always leave out the most important part of their bullshit message: THE WAY I TELL YOU.
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Happy Father's Day to all the dads who worked their asses off to pay for a college that taught your kid to hate you and America.
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CLEAN A FUCKING BEACH
@BrexitBetrayed
🇬🇧 𝗕𝗕 🇬🇧
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"Eco warriors" 🌍
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I’m still just baffled that the conversation about opening the schools is centered around what’s best for the teachers instead of what’s best for the kids.
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@feliciasonmez This is gross. A woman lost her husband and child today. Kids lost their father and sister. Children all over the world lost their hero. People are grieving. Maybe give it a day before you trample on the memories of the deceased.
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Hamas is threatening to execute Jewish hostages live on TV and people are in the streets cheering for this shit. I’m losing my fucking mind. Absolute madness.
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Look, I loved RBG too--but this isn't the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
@thehill
The Hill
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Sen. Kamala Harris: "Already the President and his party have decided to ignore Justice Ginsburg's final wish."
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I’m enjoying the @DonaldJTrumpJr book tour where instead of asking Jr. any questions about his book “Triggered”—the hosts just demonstrate it.
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You mean to tell me lighting up buildings in blue and yellow didn't stop Putin yet?
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3 years
I'm old enough to remember when this was a conspiracy theory.
@MrsT106
⭐️Amy Tarkanian⭐️
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The Prime Minister of New Zealand proudly admits that she has created two classes of people — the vaccinated and the unvaccinated.
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Just found out we still can't have an AA meeting with more than 10 people AND WHAT A FUCKING JOKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME. People are struggling. They need their gyms and support groups and to be able to sit with friends in a cafe and to let off steam productively. Open this shit up.
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Hamas are evil pieces of shit and anyone defending them are also pieces of shit. Glad we got that cleared up.
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Increasingly there are two sides in America and I'm definitely not on the one that thinks a mother shouldn't see her kid because she didn't get the COVID vaccine. A lot of you have lost your fucking minds.
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My God. I just realized we are days away from an opinion piece accusing Dave Chappelle of being a black, white supremacist.
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"We need to vote for Joe Biden like our lives depend on it which is why we waited until the absolute last minute to endorse him when there was no one else left." - Michelle Obama
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Someone tell Alyssa Milano’s husband to call me.
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I don't care about your arguments for the vaxport. They don't matter to me. Because the question is, "Do I trust the government and corporations and big tech not to abuse this power?" And the answer is NO.
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COVID is safe we can open schools but we can't vote but we can protest but we can't go to church but we can go to sporting events but we can't get our nails done but we can go to the beach but we can't actually go to the beach but we can go to rallies only we can't go to funerals
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For anyone tuning into SNL just for Elon — it’s not him — it sucks like this all the time.
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We aren’t just losing lives to COVID. We are losing lives to addiction, depression, homelessness & unemployment going into the holidays. And our “leaders” are in Maui, golfing, drinking wine and suffering none of the consequences of their actions. We the People need help. Now.
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lmao everyone welcome @SarahKSilverman to our #PoliticallyHomeless party!
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I'm going for broke: men and women are different.
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One of my favorite genres on twitter is celebrity who has made enough millions to afford hating capitalism.
@MarkRuffalo
Mark Ruffalo
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It’s time for an economic revolution. Capitalism today is failing us, killing us, and robbing from our children’s future.
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Capitalism remains undefeated.
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3 years
Friendly reminder the people talking about women getting harassed online don’t say shit when Bari Weiss or Candace Owens get “attacked” online and what they’ve endured is some of the most deranged abuse I’ve seen on this site.
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We are the most spoiled people ever to walk the face of the Earth.
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Anyone who comes out of quarantine ripped is an asshole.
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I'm dying laughing at how dumb everything is. There is no bottom.
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I will not be commenting on my friend because I would fucking hate if my "friends" were commenting on me to generate clicks and push the news cycle other than to say Joe has taken a million arrows for us and the least you can do is support him instead of adding to the pile on.
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I'd like to apologize for being a teenager. It was wrong of me and I should have just gone straight to being an adult.
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I don’t want to hear another fucking thing about the world being on fire from politicians routinely flying around in private jets. You don’t get to demand we all make sacrifices while you make none.
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Why self-reflect when you can just blame racism?
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lol who made this
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Maybe, just maybe, people wouldn't turn to conspiracy theories if the corporate press had any interest in truth instead of just pushing a narrative.
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Grown men sending emojis is literally why I'm voting for Trump.
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Many of the same people who spent four years screaming “Trump is literally Hitler” are now partaking in weekly protests that target Jews.
@thatJVG
Jordan Van Glish
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Protestors in Philadelphia stand outside of a Jewish & Israeli owned falafel restaurant “Goldie, Goldie you can’t hide, we charge you with genocide”
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Fascinating turn of events as we've gone from #BelieveAllWomen to "What is this word you speak of?" in just four years.
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@benshapiro Titanic: watery but mostly successful voyage.
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I’m so fucking sick and tired of people who fly around in private jets lecturing me about the climate emergency.
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Me: JEFF BEZOS IS A GONNA BE A TRILLIONAIRE??? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!! Also me: Places my 3rd order from Amazon for the day.
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I just got called a "right wing racist" for defending Dave Chappelle. 2019 you never disappoint.
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This explains all the “Trump is literally Hitler” comparisons.
@VICENews
VICE News
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41 percent of Americans surveyed didn't know what Auschwitz was. That included 66 percent of millennials.
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If you had any doubt that we're living in a parody, the conservatives are defending South Park today and the progressives are calling it culturally damaging.
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It’s the quarterly attempt at cancelling Bill Burr for being hilarious I see.
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I like waffles. I don’t pancake. Not even on “National Pancake Day.” Not ever. Many people don’t pancake. Many people don’t believe in pancakes. A National Pancake Day erases and stigmatizes many of us. But here we are, and we will keep fighting for freedom FROM flapjacks.
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Big shout out to the people who wear masks to be courteous but don’t give a shit if anyone else does and didn’t make wearing one or not wearing one part of their identity and were overall pretty reasonable and chill about the whole thing.
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“We the People” deserve Person of the Year. We who comforted each other in grief. The health care workers. Small business owners. In spite of our divisions on the ground we helped one another. Not a single politician fucking deserves that honor this year. They’ve all failed us.
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Are we so broken as a nation we can't all hate the IRS together?
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Defund Celebrities
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YOU DON’T “TOPPLE A DICTATOR” BY VOTING YOU ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW MORONS
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Finding offense everywhere you look is just self-importance disguised as virtue.
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So many liberals telling me privately they hate the idea of a vaccine passport but they’re afraid to voice it and right about now would be the time you motherfuckers grow some balls and speak up.
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Stop repeating bullshit you don't believe because you're afraid of being called names.
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This is important because how else will little girls learn the only way to get ahead is to shut up and obey.
@ComplexPop
Complex Pop Culture
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Hasbro reportedly cancelling production of all Cara Dune ‘ #Mandalorian ’ figures after Gina Carano’s firing. More:
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lol I want every celebrity tweeting to show me their deductions
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Hillary called Tulsi a Russian asset with zero evidence and everyone is just clapping like seals. Tulsi should be pissed. I would be.
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Me trying to reconcile the people who think having an ID to vote is racist and also think vaccine passports should be mandatory.
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