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Author: Dear Reader, The New Right, The Anarchist Handbook & The White Pill Host: "YOUR WELCOME" Subject: Ego & Hubris by Harvey Pekar He/Him โš‘

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Michael Malice
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Wow was this episode something else if you think you've had a dramatic year, just wait until you hear what the hilarious @ChrissieMayr has been through Intense doesn't begin to cover it
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The fact that @elonmusk handed the receipts to @mtaibbi instead of a corporate journalist is a massive change in how news is going to be disseminated in this country, and for the better
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Not a single person wringing their hands about @elonmusk buying Twitter has ever had a problem with Jeff Bezos owning the @washingtonpost
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I have accepted a meeting with Elon Musk about the future of Twitter, free speech and social media in general.
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There is no one more privileged than the white girl refusing to go to school until literally everyone on earth changes the weather for her
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Greta Thunberg
4 years
School strike week 67. 42ยฐ19โ€™ N 25ยฐ03โ€™W #climatestrike #schoolstrike4climate #fridaysforfuture
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All I'm asking for is the right to the same weapons that I paid for the Taliban to own
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@MerylKornfield I don't think you appreciate the level of hatred and contempt the average person feels toward you. But it's still nowhere near enough.
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. @elonmusk has done a better job of going on offensive than virtually the entire conservative movement combined
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1 year
To recap: @elonmusk put a handful of journalists in time out, and then all their friends started throwing tantrums about it
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Spotify has deleted two of my @joerogan appearances
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Life comes at you fast
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The Great Reset is not a conspiracy theory It is an explicit, public plan
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@elonmusk @AOC he ratioed her in minutes
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It's a good thing George Floyd isnt around to see this He always had a special place in his heart for pregnant women #RestInPower #RoeVsWade
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this is the most I Have The Receipts to have ever had receipts
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Wow.
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๐Ÿค”
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And just like that, they forgot all about Ukraine
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Michael Malice
6 years
the difference between Mike Pence and the members of the Academy is that it is safe to leave your wives and children around Mike Pence
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. @jimmykimmel : "We don't make films like 'Call Me by Your Name' to make money. We make them to upset Mike Pence." #Oscars
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The biggest piece of Covid misinformation is that those in power are good people who value human life in the slightest.
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๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ
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No one wants to take away your guns No one wants to shut down your business No one wants lockdowns to continue more than necessary No one is going to force you to have a vaccine passport No one is teaching your kids critical race theory These are all just conspiracy theories
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We spent two years being told to trust medical experts by people now arguing to elect a stroke victim over a surgeon.
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Joe Biden is such a powerful leader that his entire party is shitting their pants right now
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A vaccine passport is not proof of being covid-free It is proof of submission
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@kathygriffin I don't want to change your mind or argue with you, but I don't want to share a country with you either. A peaceful divorce leaves everyone better off.
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if you told me conservative Republicans would be posting things like this some day I would have laughed in your face
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One would think Taylor Lorenz and her colleagues would be interested in doxxing the names of Ghislaine Maxwell's clients
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The strangest part of the Tulsi v Hillary filing by far
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Let's face facts: if Kyle Rittenhouse had murdered two white people, he'd be in jail right now.
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The same FBI that couldn't get to the bottom of the Las Vegas mass shooting in a year is going to uncover new information about a 1982 high school party in a week
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I do not want to share a country with a government whose officials state in court that one has an obligation to take a beating under any circumstances
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3 years
When you hear political leaders refer to entire groups of humans as "non-essential," you are hearing the groundwork being laid for totalitarianism.
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I am still confused if the #Afghanishtan debacle is due to systemic racism or to climate change
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It's amazing how many Whole Foods only-eat-organic types will insist that a synthetic vaccine is superior to natural immunity
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@RuthMarcus Corporate journalists are a bigger plague on America than Covid
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"This will all be over once there's a vaccine"
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@NYCMayor You belong in Gitmo
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It is very disturbing how many corporate journalists are more vocal about the treatment of Taylor Lorenz than that of Julian Assange
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My son just came into the room crying. He's eight months into his ectopic pregnancy but thanks to Clarence Thomas and the Rethuglicans if he tries to get an abortion he'll be shot up at his school. What am I supposed to tell him???
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@nytimes The corporate press is the enemy of the people.
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Not one person who claimed that striking down the airline mask mandate would lead to mass deaths has acknowledged they were wrong or suffered any consequences for their bullshit
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Jussie Smollett has just announced that he is one of the people murdered at Highland Park
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@mariashriver do you mean your biological son or the one that came out of your maid
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The US Government has been more successful in waging war against the American people than in waging war against the Taliban
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Sure Hamas is bad but what about the guy who put his feet up on Pelosi's desk
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Literally talking down to the masses from up a penthouse on the most expensive real estate area on earth
@KeithOlbermann
Keith Olbermann
3 years
NEW VIDEO: They aren't Anti-Vax. They aren't Waiting For More Information. They aren't Exercising Personal Choice. They are AFRAID. The Americans who won't get the vaccine are morons, snowflakes, and they are AFRAID and we need to start calling them that, and calling them out.
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I hate the government because I love my country
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One Indian can do the work of two overcredentialed, entitled white women
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Barry Omaha
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@michaelmalice I guess the gender pay gap is real. NBC thought two underpaid women could take down one man.
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My three year old nephew came to me, tears in his eyes, and asked me, "Uncle Malice, does this mean that if I grab someone's gun or bash their head in with a skateboard for no reason, that they get to shoot me?" WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM? #LiterallyShaking #Kylerittenhouse
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Rush Limbaugh died as he lived: making the left assmad
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Joe Biden showed us that full sentences are the stairs of the mouth
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The corporate press would have you believed that the unvaccinated are more dangerous than Covid itself
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We're about 72 hours from the riots getting corporate sponsors
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twitter now has the power to destroy the corporate press
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3 years
Blue-pilled people use language as a way to avoid thought. Their cognitive process is entirely different. They use phrases delivered to them by the corporate press to close off thoughts where a critical mind would otherwise go, akin to sewing up a hole in clothes.
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Putin is sending tanks into Ukraine but the corporate press feels the need to compare him to Hitler and not Stalin, because in the Disney version of history that permeates media Hitler was the only dictator to ever exist.
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i have never seen a better argument for getting a gun
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Washington Free Beacon
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Biden: "And for those brave right-wing Americans who say it's all about keeping America independent and safe. If you want to fight against the country, you need an F-15. You need something a little more than a gun."
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Elon Musk has now caused the journalist class to self-censor on twitter and spend their time constantly unsure of what will get them banned This sounds familiar
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@Liz_Cheney War criminal and mass murderer warns of voting the wrong way
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The narrative of the California recall is that a white governor winning over a black rival was a defeat of white supremacy. Once you realize the Cathedral uses words as tools and not as a means to communicate literally, your life becomes a lot easier.
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@Reuters The corporate press is the enemy of the people.
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When I was a kid it was considered a bad thing to be peer-pressured into taking drugs
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Literal demon
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Chris Cillizza
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It just didn't happen. And, again, no journalist said "learn to code." And neither did Biden.
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Brace yourself A sea of blue checks who would never in a million years be invited on to Rogan are going to start tweeting about how they wouldn't do the show now
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This literally violent insistence that everyone get vaccines of limited efficacy and finite duration doesn't add up, especially in the face of pulling back so fast otherwise on Covid restrictions. There's another piece to the puzzle here that the public isn't privy to.
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@KeithOlbermann @bethanyshondark Like this tweet if you agree that Keith Olbermann has Norman-Bates level mommy issues.
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Working with Alec Baldwin officially has a higher mortality rate than COVID
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the assailant in this video got 20 months the jan 6 shaman got 40 months
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@Tiffany_Gomas so was that motherfucker real or no
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@RepAdamSchiff Have you ever considered the possibility that you are one of the bad guys?
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@arneduncan I don't want to change your mind or argue with you, but I don't want to share a country with you either
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The biggest problem McCarthy is facing is that there are 5+ Republican congressmen who would be perfectly happy if the House did absolutely nothing for two years.
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PREDICTION After the mess Trudeau is making with the #FreedomConvoy2022 , Canada will not elect another Black prime minister in our lifetimes
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They're not scared that you're not wearing a mask, or else they'd distance themselves. They're scared that you are being disobedient.
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it is not possible to share a country with people who regard this as something other than an abomination
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Moment NYC homeowner is arrested after tense standoff with squatters
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this woman is a national treasure
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Low status people would love a social credit score because it obedience is one of the few metrics they can compete on
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GOAT
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Mr Smith
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โ€œYou say that youโ€™d eliminate the IRS, the CIA, the Federal Reserve, the Department of Homeland Security, Medicareโ€ฆ?โ€
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Notice how completely the enemy class has STFU about Joe Rogan after they ran out of things to throw at him Their toolbox is neither large nor sophisticated
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Every Alyssa Milano tweet ever
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Let's be clear: Julian Assange is not a journalist. He uncovered and released information that the political establishment and government wanted to stay hidden. Does that sound like the work of a journalist?
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Kinda hard to persuade people to do what you want when you spent four years telling them that they are subhumans who should be eradicated.
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@CBSNews The establishment's bloodlust for war--in which I include the corporate press--cannot be overstated.
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It is harder and harder for my anarchist mind to understand how a person can watch police stopping people from keeping warm in a Canadian winter and not regard them as the enemies of basic human decency.
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Marie Oakes
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The Ottawa police confiscating fire wood from Freedom Convoy protesters.
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NO TAXATION WITHOUT VACCINATION If you dont want to be a part of society, you don't get to contribute!
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The idea that twitter executives should be free from being criticized on twitter is a level of elitism unseen since the days of social darwinism
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I am more afraid of the government than I am of the virus.
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@ProfEmilyOster @TheAtlantic You're a perceptive woman to make the plea for mercy but hopefully there will be none to be found.
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๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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Absolute madman
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I wonder when Alec Baldwin will resume shooting
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You said Monica Lewinsky was a conspiracy theory and had your goons go on tv and claim she was a stalker
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Hillary Clinton
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The Republican Party and its mouthpieces now regularly spread hate and deranged conspiracy theories. It is shocking, but not surprising, that violence is the result. As citizens, we must hold them accountable for their words and the actions that follow.
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@StephenKing Of course you do, your entire career is spent writing about monsters.
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White mass murderers never get wounded by the police and rarely even get prosecuted
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The corporate press spent three years on electoral irregularities from 2016 but won't spend three days on them in 2020. This is the difference between having a bias and having an agenda.
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I still can't believe they told everyone to stay home for weeks and we all did it
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BREAKING @StephenAtHome endorses @kanyewest !
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For the first time in my adult life, I am no longer a NYC resident
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