Recreate Brexit at home by getting your children to vote on what they want for dinner. When they've decided, keep telling them you're making it. After 3 years, throw their dinner at the wall and laugh in their stupid faces for thinking that voting for anything made a difference.
Woke people: ”White people are shit and Britain is shit and men are just awful.“
Also woke people: “Racism, xenophobia, and sexism are bad. Do better.”
The venue (Leith Arches) has cancelled our gig this Thursday following pressure from censorious activists
Is there an
#Edfringe
venue that believes in free artistic expression that will host us?
George Orwell died on this day in 1950, and this quote of his seems more relevant today than it ever was:
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."
Our Comedy Unleashed gig at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe has been CANCELLED by our venue following online pressure.
It is astonishing that a comedy night at the largest arts festival in the world should be prevented from going ahead, simply because activists are offended.
The
For those of you who are concerned with the Comedy Unleashed ethos of supporting free-thinking, free speech, and the right to offend, we are introducing new Boycott Tickets. Simply purchase a Boycott Ticket for £4.50, and then don't turn up.
We are uncancellable!
Thanks to everyone who rallied round to make this gig possible. It was a big collective effort.
Special thanks to Marion & Matthew - it’s times like this when people not only rise to the occasion, but make it 😘
1) A sense of her own empowerment and the knowledge that she doesn’t need me or any other man to validate her self-expression.
2) For her to accept that my toxic male privilege is something I need to work on so that I may better understand her lived experience.
3) Nice tits.
Hello
@Humberbeat
, my neighbour hasn't committed any crimes, but it's possible he's thinking about it. Maybe you should pop round and have a word with him?
• Are you fed up with being told what you can and cannot say?
• Are you disturbed that a man was sacked for sharing a comedy video?
• Do you not subscribe to current woke groupthink?
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, you might be a fascist.
Sam Smith might be struggling during the lockdown, but as a non-binary person at least they have some company. Mind you, that company is Sam Smith, so swings and roundabouts.
>woke journalist writes a bunch of lies about us that gets a lot of attention
us: "yeah, actually what you've written there is a pile of bollocks"
woke journo's fanbase: "OMG ur so TRIGGERED RN LOOOOOL so much for free speech amirite? 😏😏😏"
WARNING: The below tweet contains humour related to trans issues. Liking or retweeting this video could lead to a visit from
@Humberbeat
to 'check your thinking'.
Please Like responsibly to avoid a
#ThoughtCrime
John Cleese mocked the British obsession with the war and had fun with an inability to suppress what you’re really thinking. It was clever and funny.
The censors are stupid and joyless.
It’s been 2½ years since the Brexit vote.
Has anyone heard a joke made by a British comedian directed at Jean Claude-Juncker, Guy Verhofstadt or Michel Barnier?
Your vaccination status is none of our business.
Discrimination based on medical history is as repulsive as discrimination based on race, sex, sexuality or age.
If you come to our club, you will be welcomed.
Liam Neeson: "My friend was brutally raped and I thought I was defending her honour. I came down to Earth after having these horrible feelings."
Twitter:
We have a bigger venue for the April Fools Day gig in Edinburgh. So, we’ll release another 50 tickets at 9.30am on Easter Sunday to everyone on the Comedy Unleashed mailing list.
It's disgusting that the Queen has a gold piano when a national treasure like Elton John is only able to afford a silver piano encrusted with sapphires or some shit. We need to revolt, and by that I mean set up a petition on like we did in the olden times.
@DominicFrisby
Vice Journo: "These bloody 'comedians' and their 'comedy', always going on about 'not wanting to be imprisoned' for having 'opinions'. Pfft! Makes me want to unravel my man bun and knock back a triple espresso decaf soy latte with extra chocolate-substitute sprinkles."
Here’s
@jesterjacobs
on how his own toxic masculinity has effected his life. Take heed
@LozzaFox
, this video puts your problematic
#bbcqt
outburst to shame....
@JohnCleese
We live in a time where opinions are only legitimate if they've first been approved by the Woke Twitter Elite. Transgressions will not be tolerated. This is why we set up Comedy Unleashed, as a way of filtering out the wrongthinkers. Come and join us John.
This is another example of why we need comedy clubs that are dedicated to free-thought and free-speech.
Jerry, you are welcome to play our club any time.
Did a show last night, 75 mins, thought it went well. Didn't see any walkouts. Today I’m told my show's been cancelled. Great stuff. I'm truly sorry for everyone who travelled to see the show tonight.
#BlackMirror
Episode: A stifling dystopian future where people can lose their jobs and have their lives ruined over something they typed into a text box on the internet 10 years earlier.
Oh. Fuck.
After chuckling at
@WingsScotland
’s Hate Monster coverage, I rather wanted to join in the fun.
So I spent the weekend at my sewing machine, and lo and behold…
the Hate Monster Muppet was born ✨☺️
The odds of getting a blood clot from the AstraZeneca vaccine are about the same as finding an Extinction Rebellion protestor who doesn't have a son named Tarquin.
It's all gone a bit viral
Over 100,000 views of the screening of .
@CountDankulaTV
screening at the last gig
The live audience: Most people found it funny
YouTube: 4,800 likes, 54 dislikes
.
@jordanbpeterson
's poll: 94% think criminalising it is wrong
There's a fair bit of irony in the fact that people on here are attempting to prevent 'violent facism' by endorsing and promoting throwing bricks and acid in the faces of those they disagree with.
#milkshakegate
Now that
@TitaniaMcGrath
is following us, we will do our very best to comply with the most current woke attitudes, and have prepared the following contract for any future comedy acts who wish to perform in our club:
Mega line-up for our April Fool’s Day gig in Edinburgh (with a very special guest)
For details, join our mailing list at and we will send an email with a link for tickets at 5pm on Monday 25th March