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Presenter @GBNEWS Headliners. Host of The Weekly Sceptic and The Current Thing podcasts. All links here:

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My latest podcast episode, with @Sargon_of_Akkad , has over 40k views. Decent for my humble channel. More importantly, many people are calling it the best interview they’ve seen with Carl. Yes I’ve gone full Trump there but they are also genuinely saying that. Link below ⬇️
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I cannot improve upon this reply.
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I don’t know much about Meloni, but it is quite funny that a democratically elected leader is essentially being called fascist by the unelected German president of a European superstate.
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So Piers Morgan says the unvaccinated shouldn’t receive healthcare, Edwina Currie thinks they shouldn’t be allowed out in public, and New Zealand’s PM has had them ‘moved on’ from their jobs. Let me know when this goes too far for you. Assuming I haven’t already ‘disappeared‘.
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No one is ‘mad’ that you’re asexual. It’s like building a movement around not liking cheese.
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We have no police, no legal system, no army, no navy, no border, no education, no culture, no identity, no religion…no country. There is nothing left to fight for. England is just a memory. Some of us are lucky enough to have seen it before it was destroyed.
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Being angry about children getting stabbed is now ‘far-right’.
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Everyone should be incredibly disturbed by what’s happening in Germany and Austria, no matter how many vaccines you’ve had. Such authoritarian precedents make the world worse and more dangerous for us all.
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I can’t seem to find the BBC’s apology for this segment where both their female guests repeatedly diminish male suicide. Could someone point me to it? Thanks.
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I exercise, take vitamin D, don’t drink or smoke. Yet I’m hated by people who put a piece of dirty cloth on their face and think they are being responsible for the nation’s health.
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ITV presenter just claimed two hot days is ‘The severe effects of climate change clearly becoming apparent’. This is why I don’t watch mainstream media.
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Does anyone know if she survived?
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If you’re not in the club, they’ll destroy you for nothing. If you’re in the club, they’ll defend you no matter what.
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Imagine being more worried about the word ‘invasion’ than the actual invasion.
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So glad we have people like Piers Morgan to counter the hatred and fear stirred up by people like Piers Morgan
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He has to be fired for his clear racism, as would certainly happen if he said this about any other race. If not, the BBC need to make a statement explaining why they believe white people don’t matter and can be openly discriminated against, just so we all know where they stand.
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🎙BBC Radio 5 Live presenter Nihal Arthanayake has said an overwhelmingly “white” working environment is affecting his mental health ⤵
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Doesn’t mention the stabbing. Blames climate change. Normal day at the BBC.
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4 years
Lord Buckethead defeats Count Binface then gives him the double finger. Gotta love this country #ElectionResults2019
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1 year
Nothing worse than a white man being polite
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Imagine being wrong 100% of the time
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Yes, because Jesus always conformed with the state and famously would do anything for an easy life
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UK comedy has been destroyed by activists posing as comedians. Talent is no longer required, just public displays of fealty to the new ideology. The more vicious and unhinged, the better.
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The more I look into this Dominic Raab thing, the more convinced I am that bullying took place. The civil service bullied him out of a job.
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Clarkson was doing an obvious, if crude and misjudged, Game of Thrones satire. He was also lampooning himself with the absurd exaggeration of his hatred. But now we have to go through the cancellation ritual yet again, ironically chanting ‘shame’ at him. We have learnt nothing.
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I agree with Ash. Must be the end of days.
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3 years
I won’t have the vaccine till heavily armed police break down my front door and physically force me to take it. So probably around July.
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2 years
Kind of takes the fun out of a conspiracy theory when the head guy confirms it at a conference
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10 months
So the ‘chilling’ precedent is not the bank compiling a massive dossier on you in order to kick you out for your political views, but an individual standing up to that bank? Extraordinary.
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This is a new low even for the BBC. A psychopathic immigrant games the asylum system and attacks women, yet the problem is somehow boys in schools (presumably watching Andrew Tate videos), microaggressions, and incels? Dangerous, moronic propaganda no one should be paying for.
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@BellRibeiroAddy claims that the asylum status of the acid attacker "is not the issue" and instead lays the blame at the door of "incel culture". These people truly believe that there is a pathway from microaggressions to dousing people in acid. I'm dumbfounded.
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Will they ever stop this garbage? People don’t like her because she’s horrible and pitted herself against our nation’s beloved Queen. It’s not complicated.
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10 months
The overconfidence of the stupid man.
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9 months
Regime comedians seem to be competing for worst take on this.
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People called ‘Jolyon’ out here talking about privilege.
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Sorry to sound like a bullied child but at this point I will vote for anyone that leaves me alone
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The male suicides keep ratcheting up as men try to make their way through a Western world entirely hostile to them. Yet this idiot wants to make things even more ‘uncomfortable’ for men and take away their last entertainments, like Star Wars. Imagine how awful her film will be.
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Matt Walsh
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Here’s the feminist director of the next Star Wars film saying that her goal is to “make men uncomfortable.” This movie is destined to be Disney’s biggest flop yet.
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Farage has survived a plane clash, a car crash, cancer, and defeated the British political establishment and the European Union. So I doubt he’ll cope with an unimaginative hypothetical insult from an actor.
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I’m impressed. Genuinely didn’t know you could reproduce with testosterone this low
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Rachel Reeves implies Alison Rose should be let off because she’s a woman (doesn’t sound much like equality). Then says she doesn’t know the details of the case. Which is odd, because everyone else in the country does. Plus she’s Shadow Chancellor.
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With all the usual dweebs crying Islamophobia, it’s worth remembering once again that this wasn’t always the norm, even amongst some on the left.
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If you think about this post for too long you will go completely insane.
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10 months
Well done, Just Stop Oil. You’ve achieved the impossible. You’ve made people sympathise with George Osborne.
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You look good in orange @George_Osborne — congratulations to the newlyweds.
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A mask off moment for the ‘freedom of speech has consequences’ brigade. They actually believe you should be assaulted for your opinion (in this case that there’s such a thing as a woman). These are the wretched, moronic scumbags trying to destroy our society.
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You should just arrest all innocent people as standard procedure, then ‘de-arrest’ us later if you don’t manage to make up some crime we’ve committed. That is basically what you do anyway at this point.
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Metropolitan Police
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@IncMonocle Please find our response:
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1 year
For context, it’s a song.
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Awful take, but typical of the comedy industry, which now represents the smug voice of the establishment. Comics used to be inspired by people like Bill Hicks. Hard to imagine him doing a pro bank routine.
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Emily has blossomed since leaving the BBC. She has transcended being merely biased and achieved a state of pure delusion.
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“The power of the populist is, somehow, to turn utter entitlement into victimhood.” @maitlis on Nigel Farage using his Coutts bank account closure to provoke a culture war. Coming to @GlobalPlayer
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There should be a special low tax bracket for anyone who can prove they were consistently against lockdowns.
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1 year
This seems a touch biased to me but he said ‘to be clear’ so it must be true.
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1 year
Very thorough of GB to invite the rude, arrogant, low IQ community.
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Classic twitter action
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Media and comedy are full of people like this. Selling out their friend to protect their careers, while claiming this is somehow virtuous. Utter slime.
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Sad to see Jeremy Hunt leave the race. I was looking forward to being locked in my flat for weeks, while a drone circles around telling me to give up my ‘thirst for freedom’.
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I agree there is still racism in Britain. For example in this tweet.
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Half joked with my brother that I wouldn’t be allowed in the pub come September. He said ‘Are you an anti-vaxxer?’ Sad that his first response was a cheap slur to further alienate me, rather than horror at a proposed two-tier society. People are choosing state over family.
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Next they should interview Pepsi and ask if they think Coke should be shut down.
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"Frankly what Ofcom should do is shut it down" Broadcaster Adam Boulton tells #Newsnight regulator Ofcom should shut down GB News for disrupting Britain's 'broadcast ecology'
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He was forced to leave a massively successful band that was his whole life because he read a book. But yeah it’s all fine because he’s in the papers.
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Humza’s a top bloke unless you’re white, or a woman, or you like free speech, or a functioning country.
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Ah. Turns out he’s just thick.
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Lol this is so BBC. Insist on female presenters for men’s football. When the viewing figures rapidly decline, it’s simply that the people are wrong.
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To all the people freaking out about the end of masks - you’re still free to wear one. But of course it’s about forcing others to wear it. Sorry, we don’t all follow your religion. And to those saying it’s stopped them getting ill, I haven’t been ill since 2019 with no mask 👍
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Hey mate, you’ve accidentally posted this from the Archbishop of Canterbury’s account.
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I wish a blessed Eid al-Fitr to all Muslims celebrating today. At the start of Ramadan, I had the joy of attending an iftar at Canterbury Mosque. I was met with such hospitality and kindness – things that we so often encounter in Muslim communities across the UK. Our society is…
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Kay Burley, Nick Robinson, and now Cathy Newman seem to be more focused on attacking Isabel Oakshott than the revelations that the catastrophic lockdowns were based largely on political expediency and nonsense. This is what’s wrong with the media.
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Matt Chorley
1 year
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING Listen to @cathynewman taking Isabel Oakshott to task over shafting contacts and leaving her colleagues to clear up her “sloppy seconds”
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If this kid ever met the actual workers he would soil his dungarees
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Community notes making it tough for the race grifters.
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I’d love to be one of those people who think everything is the fault of the Tories. Then we could just vote Labour and fix it all, yay. In reality the country is culturally, morally, and economically broken, and no mainstream political party will do anything about it.
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Why is a journalist using a phrase like ‘lockdown denier’, and what on earth does it mean? We now have a unique insight into one of the most catastrophic policies of all time, and the media’s take is that politicians should be covering it up better. Appalling.
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Coming up from 7am what on earth was former Health Sec, Matt Hancock up to handing over private messages to a Covid lockdown denier?
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I have lived in London 15 years and I hate Sadiq Khan. Every single person I’ve spoken to about it (including Muslims) hates Sadiq Khan. As the old saying goes: ‘When a man is tired of hating Sadiq Khan, he is tired of life’.
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Wonder if anyone can spot the problem with the phrase ‘The banks have deemed’?
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Funny that I got called misogynist on the show last night for making a few well-constructed and pretty innocuous jokes. Meanwhile I was the only one who didn’t pretend a person getting their penis out on telly is a woman.
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Are these people knowingly disingenuous, or just unable to connect up thoughts?
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You can stand with them all you want. But it will no longer be on a podium next to some women they just cheated out of victory.
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We stand with trans people who now have the door closed on their chance to compete in athletic sports at an international level.
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Can't believe it's 2020 and we're still debating the definition of a 'woman'. A 👏WOMAN 👏IS 👏ANYONE👏WHO 👏TALKS 👏LOUDLY👏OVER 👏THE 👏FOOTBALL 👏AFTER👏YOU'VE👏ALREADY👏TOLD👏HER👏TO👏STOP👏
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When your own flag is illegal, but you celebrate flags often held aloft by people who want to eradicate your entire way of life, do you even have a country anymore?
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The @metpoliceuk threaten two Londoners with arrest for holding up the flag of their country at a Palestine March, baselessly suggesting they may be racist. Meanwhile they allow the pro-Palestine mob to call for jihad and engage in widespread violence. This is the definition of…
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Taking off the masks is crucial now. As many have said, masks are the only thing keeping this going. They’ve admitted there’s no longer a pandemic. A few industries are still closed (like mine) but if it wasn’t for all the masks you see when walking around, people would move on.
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Hard to find an image that better captures the narcissism, hysteria, intolerance, and downright idiocy of our times.
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‘I’m going to continue to call out hypocrisy, bullying, misinformation, wherever or whenever I see it’. Should probably start with your own interview with Graham, where you managed to do all three.
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Piers Morgan Uncensored
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Rosanna Lockwood responds to last night's interview with Graham Linehan. "Let's keep discussing these issues big or small, that really matter to the world, but for pity's sake, let's keep it civilised." #PMU | @TalkTV
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Shame on all the people who forced Gary to tweet about politics.
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Always worth remembering BLM was plastered all over Premier League football games. We were told to applaud players kneeling to this, and later gaslit with the claim that it was just an innocent anti-racism campaign. The woke West has been incredibly naive. Will we now wake up?
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So many people are going to regret voting for Starmer’s Labour. There’s an assumption that because he is boring, he must be competent. It will soon transpire that he is both incompetent and boring. And stupid.
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I thought Keir Starmer was meant to be Mr Forensic? He has no clarity on anything, just waiting to see which way the wind blows. Under any scrutiny you can see that he wouldn’t be a good PM.
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What a horrible way to see the arts. A kind of groupthink mafia that you’ll be brutally kicked out of if you have the wrong opinion. Obviously that’s what it has become, but Bragg is actually advocating this entirely tribal approach; the very antithesis of what art should be.
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The libtard hatred of Musk is truly pathetic.
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You’d have to have a heart of stone not to find this at least moderately amusing.
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-Holly holds British citizenship and her mother is British -She hasn’t joined Reform, she just said she’d vote for them -Reform favour skilled immigration and only want the same numbers to come in as leave, i.e. ‘net zero immigration’ -5 thousand low IQ people liked this post
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Totally clueless. She publicly called a friend of mine the c-word when he was being cancelled, then praised his show when he was allowed back. No morals or consideration for people, just spews bandwagon-jumping garbage.
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Kathy Burke plainly doesn't understand what 'woke' means.
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Devastating logic. I think we have our new Aristotle.
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Just so bleak that bands are now putting out creepy authoritarian stuff like this.
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This guy digs up every controversial video he can find by a comedian he doesn’t like, calls a comedy club and successfully gets said comedian’s show cancelled. He bullies this person and tries to destroy their livelihood, then complains about *his* mental health. Unbelievable.
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Disingenuous take. Lineker leapt to say Braverman’s language was like 1930s Germany, but didn’t mention real and horrific attacks on Jewish people. Much like the FA supporting BLM, now suddenly going quiet. We didn’t want to play, but these are the rules you established.
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Every poll I’ve seen shows British people don’t want vaccine passports. Yet mainstream media loudmouths keep trying to push it on us. The media now sees its job as battering the public into submission.
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Why is there always a white woman nodding along at the alleged evil of her own race?
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Actress Adjoa Andoh was given a BBC platform to speak of a "terribly white balcony". Can you imagine them giving someone a platform to speak of a "terribly black" family or a "terribly black" TV show? Why is it ok to dismiss a white family for being white?
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Men, what is stopping you ending an interview like this?
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Of course, this is the most dangerous view.
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Caitlin wants to fix men but thinks Andrew Tate is toxic. I propose a reality show. One group of men go to live with @Cobratate . The other group with Caitlin. Tate’s group spar, get called pussies etc. Caitlin’s group cry and share feelings. At the end we see who is happier.
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“I think sport was invented because men didn’t give birth.” “That’s the theory behind war as well”. @caitlinmoran reveals whether she thinks its harder to be a man or a woman today. #TimesRadio
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This is what we’re up against.
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Well done to @elonmusk for having the guts to crack down on large misinformation accounts 👏
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When the head girl takes her duties too seriously
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Sussex police doing that Ricky Gervais joke, except they’re serious and they’re the police. Disgraceful and disturbing.
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Lots of people attacking Holly just because she has identified that left wing ideas don’t work. I keep seeing women implying she’s a gold digger and is only saying all this because of her husband. Their feminism evaporates the second they hear an opinion they don’t like.
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GB News
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'Everyone starts as a leftie and then wakes up and realises all the ideas are crap' Australian model and actress, Holly Valance, was at the launch of Liz Truss' new conservative movement 'PopCon'. @ChristopherHope
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You can’t have a nation whose only goal is to not ‘overwhelm’ its national health service
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