Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence Twitter profile

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Andrew Lawrence

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2 years

Elon Musk could have put that $44billion towards tackling world poverty, instead he's used it to send millions of woke Liberal narcissists into a spiral of depression, and honestly I think it's money well spent.

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Someone asked me yesterday why I threw away a decent career in comedy, for the sake of speaking out. Well, it's because this country is being subsumed by grim authoritarian communist fuckery. And if people like me don’t kick against it, then my seven year old daughter has a very…

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Good luck conscripting white working-class men to fight your Nato war for you, when you've spent the last decade using the cult of diversity and inclusion to discriminate against and attack them. I suspect they'd sooner fight for Russia at this point.

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4 years

Prince Harry speaks about the uncomfortable history of The Commonwealth.

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We locked you in your homes for two years, taxed you all into oblivion, and turned your country into a stabby, rapey third world bin fire. We've poisoned every work place with DEI cuntwaffle. And the icing on the cake?- We're spunking a million quid on a WW2 muslim war memorial…

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4 years

Statement from the constabulary regarding yesterday's largely peaceful stabbings in Forbury Gardens, Reading.

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5 months

There is no 'far-Right', just regular people deeply upset that their globalist-shill politicians let a child-murdering Algerian cunt into their country.

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1 year

This one's for you @KathyBurke . 🎥What 'woke' means.

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🎥Message from the constabulary regarding St George's Day disruption.

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4 years

A message from Prince Harry.

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2 years

Just been announced that the Edinburgh Fringe sold an enormous 25% fewer tickets this year than in 2019. And that is because no-one wants to watch woke comedy.

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2 months

Look at this terrifying image from last week- The far-Right outside parliament terrorising MPs, in their cloaks of invisibility. It's the very fact that you can't see or hear the far-Right and there's no tangible evidence of their existence that makes them so dangerous.

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6 months

Most people in the UK would prefer it if London wasn't occupied by Islamists, but we wouldn't slaughter babies over it. It's a shame when these people come here for 'a better life', that they don't leave their moral turpitude back in the self-made shithole they escaped from.

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1 year

To those Twitter employees sacked yesterday- You played a part in turning this platform into a hard-Left bubble, where users who voiced alternative views were smeared, bullied and professionally damaged. Best of luck with your job hunt, and may this be a life lesson for you.

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4 years

Johnny Smugface says cancel culture doesn't exist.

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5 months

Des Lynam was 56 when the BBC decided to bin him, in preference for a much younger Gary Lineker, as presenter of Match of the Day. That was in 1999. Lineker is now 63 (mental age debatable). Time for fresh blood?

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5 months

Hamas could chuck Owen Jones off a building, and on the way down he'd still be waving their flag for them.

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7 years

Good result for Corbyn. Gets to keep his job and doesn't have to deliver all the free stuff he lied about.

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2 years

The UK comedy industry is incredibly fair and even-handed, so I imagine what happens now is that Nish loses all his tour dates, and his agent drops him.

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6 months

There will come a time when the 'progressive' Left will deeply regret promoting the Islamification of this country. Sadly, it won't be until they find themselves being tossed off the top of buildings in the name of Allah.

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4 years

Statement from the constabulary regarding last night's musical gathering in Brixton.

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5 months

Two extreme ends of the political spectrum. At one end sits Owen Jones, at the other Tommy Robinson. One gets a well-paid column in a national newspaper, the other gets pepper-sprayed by the police without provocation. Shows where we're headed doesn't it?

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About ten years ago, I cancelled my licence fee, starting to notice that the BBC and C4 had both decided to aggressively push and normalise DEI over merit, and actively indulge in anti-British, anti-white propaganda. I wouldn't have believed that, in the intervening years, all…

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6 years

'What are you in for?' 'Murder. What about you?' 'Told a joke.'

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4 years

Statement from the London Marxist Theatre Company, regarding the government's rescue package for the arts sector.

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6 months

If you want to re-enact the past twenty five years of immigration into the UK, just invite a stranger that hates you into your home, watch as they piss on your carpets and fiddle with your kids, then apologise to them, give them your door keys, and move out.

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Andrew Lawrence

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2 months

No place for cowards in parliament. If you're going to crumble in the face of Islamist extremism, then fuck off and do something else, preferably well out of my sight.

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2 months

In the old days you had to be racist to be called racist. Now if you're called racist, it just means some vindictive no-mark Leftist cunt has taken against you.

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4 years

Prince Harry, celebrating Black History Month UK.

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4 years

Johnny Smugface, in praise of white men apologising.

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Andrew Lawrence

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6 months

You get to deport three public figures of your choice, who do you pick? I'll go first: Owen Jones Lineker Sadiq Khan.

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6 months

Are the Islamonazis marching again this weekend?- Or are they having a weekend off so that they can abuse some working-class teenage white girls in a desolate northern town somewhere, while the police do fuck all to stop them?

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1 year

If you're currently in hospital, please be aware that junior doctors are on strike again today. There will however be an NHS Equality & Diversity manager on hand, if you want to have an open but respectful conversation about colonial reparations.

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4 years

The sin of whiteness, repent and atone.

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2 months

Watch out, it's the far-Right!.... #RishiSunak

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6 months

Fit in, or fuck off.

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4 years

Update from the constabulary regarding ongoing protests this weekend.

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6 months

A lot of evil, racist scumbags in London today, and there were also some white blokes with Union Flags.

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3 years

England players booed for taking a knee.

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4 years

Totally impartial BBC2 Late night satirical chat show, don't forget to tune in.

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4 years

Statement from the constabulary regarding this weekend's reopening of pubs.

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Johnny Smugface, in defence of the BBC.

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4 years

Seems like if you can't take a joke about your religion without feeling the need to behead someone, then your faith must be weak as piss.

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10 months

Nobody represents the BBC better than Huw Edwards. He perfectly encapsulates the organisation's fake veneer of morality.

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3 years

Vaccine passports? Get f**ked.

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6 months

Some white blokes singing 'England till I die'. In their desperation, that's the best the 'progressive' Left can come up with as evidence of 'far-Right' thuggery. Pathetic, truly pitiful.

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4 years

Statement from the BBC regarding the Last Night of the Proms.

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3 years

BBC comedian appoints himself as moral arbiter.

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4 years

Statement from the BBC regarding recent criticism and negative publicity.

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Statement from the constabulary regarding inappropriate use of Twitter.

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1 year

Crippling British taxpayers one day, then pledging fifty million pounds defence aid to Ukraine the next. This is a government of crooks in total contempt of the nation's interests.

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Andrew Lawrence

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6 months

I notice a lot of people on here making fun of the Queers for Palestine movement. I just think they need a catchier name- Suicide Bummers, perhaps.

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Andrew Lawrence

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2 years

Drag every MP out of Westminster and put them on a boat to Albania. They're sending us their criminals, let's send them ours.

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Andrew Lawrence

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4 years

Masks, or no masks? Time to call in the military.

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3 years

In praise of Prince Philip.

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4 years

Progress report from the World Health Organisation.

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3 years

Pay rise for the NHS? Get f*cked.

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4 years

Statement from the constabulary regarding mandatory face masks in shops.

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4 years

Message from Prince Harry about the newly published, unauthorised biography.

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7 years

I hope Trump wins a second term in office, purely because I want to see a collective total mental breakdown in the entertainment industry.

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4 years

Time to ban Britishness?

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3 years

The EU wants our vaccine supplies, and they can get f*cked.

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5 months

Fuck off, Gary.

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1 year

I was called 'ginga' most days at school in the 80s/90s, didn't bother me at all. And now I see it for what it was, children learning social skills and making mistakes along the way. This country gave you a lottery win of a life, stop playing the victim.

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I was called golliwog at school. Just hearing the word frightens me. I can’t think of any good reason why someone on balance might think it’s ok to display them in a pub.

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4 years

Migrants crossing the Channel, update from UK Border Force.

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4 years

Johnny Smugface, in praise of Ben and Jerry's.

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5 months

A lot of homeless on the streets at the moment, almost all of them white blokes. Don't know why they haven't just cashed in their white privilege card, claimed their well-paid, prestige job and moved into their luxury home. Baffling 🤷🏼‍♂️.

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4 years

Prince Harry, exciting news.

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Andrew Lawrence

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6 months

As a basic necessity, UK police officers should be physically fit and combat trained. This is what happens when you replace merit with diversity:

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6 months

Kingston McDonalds..

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6 months

Tell the truth, get sacked. Welcome to the club Suella- It's a big one, and full of all the best people.

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4 months

DEI has failed. Skilled, capable people are frozen out of the workplace based on their biological characteristics and replaced by meritless, bungling box-tickers. We've become a nation of professional incompetence, under an autocracy of pompous, moralising half-wits.

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3 years

Special message for Boris regarding Tier 4 restrictions.

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5 months

Sounds like it's his own racism that's affecting his mental health...

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3 years

Brexit mate, like it or lump it.

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3 years

All that time Rashford spent virtue-signalling, he could have been practicing penalties.

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1 year

BBC can easily broadcast football without any pundits, for at least five years now they've been broadcasting Live at the Apollo without any comedians.

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4 years

Statement from the constabulary regarding Extinction Rebellion protests.

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4 years

The myth of censorship in academia.

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Non-essential shopping in Wales? Time to call in the military.

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4 years

Prince Harry, available for work.

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7 months

Hamas supporters openly celebrating child rape and murder, on the streets of London and Birmingham. Amazing the level of hate crime you can indulge in, when you're not white. 'Equality' means one rule for them, another for the rest of us.

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7 years

If you're looking for the millions of far-right extremists that exist in the UK, best place to check first is Owen Jones's imagination.

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3 years

Apology🙏

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3 years

Take your mask off, you c**t.

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5 months

The progressives are really going to shit the bed when the actual far-Right turn up.

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2 years

Another Christmas lockdown? Get f**ked.

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5 months

Stewart Lee spent ten years crying repeatedly in public about how his dull Jerry Springer musical got cancelled by Christian fundamentalists, until eventually the BBC gave him a pity commission. Today he delivers a pro-censorship polemic in the Guardian calling for Farage to be…

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Hate isn't a crime, nor is it something to be ashamed of. It's a vital emotional alarm bell. It tells us when we're subject to injustice and corruption. It tells us when we are under attack. It's a survival mechanism. Chances are, those who demand that you suppress your hatred…

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7 years

Leftism- when you want to have your cake and eat it and then blame the baker because you're fat.

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3 months

Breaking news is that the acid attacker's name is Abdul, which was my second guess after Muhammad.

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Leftism- There is no place for hatred in our society, unless directed at Tories, white blokes and people who voted Brexit, then it's fine.

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Just seen this down the pub. Don't worry, I've called the police.

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4 years

Johnny Smugface, #SainsburysAsdaCostaCancelledParty .

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4 years

To those people who are upset that critical race theory isn't going to be taught in schools- just let your kids watch the BBC or Channel 4, they'll pick it up very quickly.

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4 years

Important information from the constabulary regarding Christmas festivities.

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Odious hypocrites crying over Lineker.

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4 years

Statement from the constabulary regarding this weekend's BLM protests.

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3 years

Prince Harry, bombshells from the Oprah interview.

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Andrew Lawrence

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Nobody has smacked their kids for decades, that's why we've got a generation of young people who are all entitled, histrionic wetwipes with more personal pronouns than job skills.

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3 years

I give it a month before America realises that they've still got a shit president.

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