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Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾

5 days

The very funny and very lovely Seann Walsh is this week’s fabulous podcast guest. Hurrah! Hope you enjoy. ♥️🎧⚰️ #WTAWTAW

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

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5 days

Typical... FUCKING TYPICAL 💩 BRAND NEW #WTAWTAW with Kathy Burke and @seannwalsh OUT NOW Follow and subscribe:

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Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾

@KathyBurke

1 year

“He fucking slipped”

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3 years

If I wasn’t so much older and wider I’d swear this was me! Lovely stuff. 😁

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1 year

The only showbiz photo I have on display is this one. Lily and Perry. We ♥️ Drag.

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4 years

Have a lovely day you stupid racist wankers.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

#BerlinWall30 I was 25 and seeing a really lovely bloke called Alan. Watching the news from bed he said he'd always remember he was with me when it happened and hoped we'd still be together for many years to come. I wish him and his husband all the best.

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@KathyBurke

2 years

Whey hey!

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@KathyBurke

2 years

I love being ‘woke’. It’s much nicer than being an ignorant fucking twat.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

For me, the worst thing about depression is not being able to read as focus is limited. I've found it so difficult and upsetting these past few years but now happy to report I've read six books in the last six months. 👍🏼♥️📚

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@KathyBurke

4 years

So I’m 56 today. Racism is still a thing and Dominic Cummings is still the Prime Minister. Glad I’m that bit closer to death. 🥳

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@KathyBurke

3 years

I’m chuffed for New Zealand but seeing videos of their freedom reminds me of being a kid watching other kids from my bedroom window playing in the flats while I was grounded for being an arsehole.

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@KathyBurke

3 years

Cummings isn’t a ‘genius’ he’s an arrogant prick who broke the rules, was allowed to get away with it and fucked things up for the NHS. That’s his legacy.

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@KathyBurke

5 years

Next?

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@KathyBurke

4 years

So today, for the first time since March, I shall be going to a mates garden. I have that same feeling of excitement you get on the morning of a holiday, you know, to somewhere beautiful, like Greece. But I’m not a self entitled, privileged prick so Leytonstone it is. 👍🏼😎

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@KathyBurke

4 years

At the end of the day, this lot, who have slimed their way into leadership, have grown up with the idea that they are better than everyone else and that they are entitled to behave how they jolly well like. I’m not at all surprised by this latest cuntery. It’s imbedded.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Stay home. Protect the NHS. Don’t fuck it up.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

This pompous, privileged thick piece of stinking shit should resign for being grossly unintelligent, showing a deep lack of empathy and for being a cunt of the highest order.

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

4 years

Grenfell Tower: Jacob Rees-Mogg criticised for 'insulting' comments

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@KathyBurke

5 years

Tie called in global cunt pointing competition.

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@KathyBurke

6 months

Squealed the pig

Henry Zeffman

@hzeffman

6 months

DAVID CAMERON has just gone in!!!

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5 years

Cunts.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Nigel Farage having the police knock on his door for being a wandering nasty twat has really made my morning.😊

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@KathyBurke

5 years

It's fucking disgusting that the leak on #GrenfellReport was about the fire service. The real culprit was the cheap and highly flammable cladding. The council were warned about it by some tenants but they were ignored.💚

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@KathyBurke

4 years

It’s more than spineless it’s fucking repulsive.

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Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾

@KathyBurke

4 years

All those pious tweets saying you’re as bad as Trump if you’re not sympathetic can fuck right off. He’s a cunt and I don’t give a shit about him and if that makes me a cunt too then good. Have a lovely, safe day. 😘

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@KathyBurke

3 years

What I love about the warmer months is hardly sleeping then being wide awake before six for no fucking reason. Really sets me up for the long sweaty day ahead.

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@KathyBurke

3 years

And for those saying, ‘it’s alright for you’ etc. My mum died when I was two, my dad battled with alcoholism my whole childhood and I’ve worked in showbiz for over 30 years. I’ve got mental health problems coming out of my arse, kids.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

I don’t usually block. People have called me all the fat cunts under the sun on here and I still don’t block. But if you come here telling me you like that shambles of a human and all his cunty mates you can fuck right off.

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@KathyBurke

3 years

My showbiz pal, Roisin Conaty and I had a massive love up about Sean Lock yesterday. He was such a fantastic bloke. We’d love to see the absolutely brilliant 15 Storys High put on the @BBCiPlayer please. We’re not asking for much. ♥️

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@KathyBurke

5 years

And so here it is. The day we watch another privileged arsehole fulfil his lifelong ambition to run the fucking country.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Twat

LBC News

@LBCNews

4 years

Nigel Farage’s final speech at the EU ended very dramatically when he was cut off for ‘disobeying the rules’ #Brexit

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@KathyBurke

6 years

He's a cunt and so are you.

Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson

6 years

Ridiculous outcry over Toby Young. He will bring independence, rigour and caustic wit. Ideal man for job

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@KathyBurke

3 years

I’m not going to let a poxy pandemic stop me from doing what I do every New Year’s Eve. It’s my right, as a FREE CITIZEN to watch a bit of telly, bob a couple of texts and be snuggled up in bed by eleven. 🥳

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@KathyBurke

4 years

It’s common sense not to vote Tory in the first fucking place. What a shit show.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

He's a stupid dangerous cunt.

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4 years

I've eaten all me stockpiled biscuits.

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3 years

Sean Lock ♥️

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@KathyBurke

3 years

Happy❤️Valentine❤️To❤️You❤️All❤️Except❤️Twats❤️Who❤️Voted❤️For❤️Brexit❤️And❤️Twats❤️Who❤️Think❤️Covid❤️Is❤️Fake❤️You❤️Can❤️Go❤️Fuck❤️Yourselves❤️Bing❤️Bang❤️Bong❤️Mutha❤️Fuckers❤️

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Clap for Durham Police

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@KathyBurke

2 years

My first professional acting job, aged 17 was the film Scrubbers which also featured Robbie Coltrane and Miriam Margolyes. Now you know where I get it all from. The naughty ones were nothing but inspiring.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

No. He's a twat.

Jeremy Vine On 5

@JeremyVineOn5

4 years

Do you feel sorry for Laurence Fox? The actor, who caused a row on Question Time when he said attacks on him as "a privileged white male" were racism, has now come off Twitter because he says the abuse he gets every day is making him depressed. #JeremyVine

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@KathyBurke

4 years

All this ‘we didn’t know the procedure’ bollocks. I follow a couple of carers on here and they were shouting from the roof tops about needing PPE before that bumbling twat even announced lockdown.

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@KathyBurke

5 years

Person gets job so her kids don't starve? Good for her.

Mirror Celeb

@MirrorCeleb

5 years

Former EastEnders star Katie Jarvis is a B&M security guard after soap star role

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@KathyBurke

5 years

Fuck off, you self serving prick.

Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson

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It’s time to #GetBrexitDone #LeaveOct31st 🇬🇧

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@KathyBurke

2 years

The existence of Lawrence Fox is another reason to be pro abortion.

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@KathyBurke

7 years

John Hurt 💖

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@KathyBurke

1 year

Anyone who says “we all broke the rules” is a privileged cunt who speaks only on the behalf of other privileged cunts.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

So the person who reported about another persons fuckery, that we all see for what it is, is reprimanded but the person who did the dirty fuckery in the first place isn’t.

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4 years

Dominic Cummings should be sacked.

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@KathyBurke

5 years

Fuck off

BBC Press Office

@bbcpress

5 years

*Confirmed* @David_Cameron speaks candidly about his time in power in #TheCameronYears - Thursday 19 September, 9pm @BBCOne >>

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@KathyBurke

1 year

Woke early to hear the sad news that one of our greatest cabaret and tv entertainers has gone. Loved Lily, loved Paul. RIP 💚💄

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Too many people taking liberties is it?

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@KathyBurke

4 years

People still arguing in my notifications about face masks. Just wear one, you pricks! It’s not a fucking hardship!

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Morning, kids. Another week of lockdown ahead. Good. I know it’s tough, especially as other countries are starting to ease here and there but keep going, you’re doing great and I love you. ♥️💙♥️

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@KathyBurke

4 years

People taking offence to a mild, silly tweet can fuck right off. I tweeted last week that I'd eaten all my stockpiled biscuits. I hadn't. It's called a JOKE. If you don't want to see me being as light as I can in dealing with this awful situation then mute or block me. Simple.

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@KathyBurke

3 years

I was a poor kid growing up. I always felt looked after not looked down upon. And then came Thatcher. #FreeSchoolMeals

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@KathyBurke

3 years

The majority of people have been absolutely brilliant this past year. Let’s not dwell on the idiots. Keep snug, keep safe and have a lovely one. HNY!😊🥂😘

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@KathyBurke

5 years

A small gang of us met yesterday. We'd all started school together 50 years ago! Sandra said that when we were making paper chains for Xmas decorations I told her my mum died from licking the glue bits so be careful. We were 7. What a dark twat I was. Nothing's changed.😀

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Have a lovely Saturday, kids. And remember. Be a maskychops not a cuntychops. 😊😷😎😘

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Today I shall be mostly reading, listening to birdsong and cross stitching a tapestry like a proper 19th century old bint.

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@KathyBurke

6 years

Sports personality of the year. It's a given.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

History has a rightful place in books and museums. Slave traders should not be held in such high esteem where we have to look up at them as if they were gods. Its not our future it’s theirs, the young, and I applaud them for trying to erase the bullshit so they see the truth.

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@KathyBurke

2 years

It’s ok, Nadine, we’ve found someone more stupid than you.

Adam Bienkov

@AdamBienkov

2 years

Conservative MP Nick Fletcher says Doctor Who being played by a woman has pushed young men into crime.

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@KathyBurke

3 years

I’m fuming about those people protesting outside a HOSPITAL. The fucking arrogance is off the scale. No thought for staff or patients.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

This past week has been a complete shambles. Our government were useless and spineless and didn’t give a shit about *anything* other than keeping that baboon and the baboon whisperer in power. What a show up. #NotMovingOn

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@KathyBurke

3 years

Bye bye cuntychops. Have a shit rest of your life.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Last day of first two weeks holiday I've given myself in adult life. I've done little breaks of course but never completely relaxed and not thought about work. I shall be doing it again and more often because, quite frankly I fucking deserve it and so do you.

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@KathyBurke

2 years

It’s lovely that some of you are at bit outraged at the stick I got on #DragRaceUK but it was a ‘roast’ so I was fully and gladly expecting a piss take. I actually thought the queens were quite mild. If the heels were on the other foot I would’ve annihilated those bitches.😊😘

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@KathyBurke

3 years

Bye, bye shit for brains. Thanks for inspiring absolutely no one.

Melania Trump 45 Archived

@FLOTUS45

3 years

Please follow at @MELANIATRUMP for future updates & announcements

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@KathyBurke

1 year

Thick cunt.

PoliticsHome

@politicshome

1 year

Dominic Raab paid tribute to "Paul Grayson" before being corrected... The deputy PM then said: "We need to avoid the wokery and the limitations on comedy" #PMQs

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2 years

Simply wonderful Bernard Cribbins RIP ♥️🎥♥️📺

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@KathyBurke

5 years

I'm positive that Boris Johnson is a useless lying twat. #PositiveTwitterDay

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@KathyBurke

3 years

Seems like most of us respected the wishes of front line workers and didn’t do the clapping. 💙

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@KathyBurke

5 years

I'm not against fascist Steve Bannon's mate, Boris because he's a leaver. I'm against him because he's a lying, self serving, thick piece of shit and he's a fucking embarrassment.

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@KathyBurke

8 years

In the 90's, before Twitter, one had to express oneself through the letters page of Time Out

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@KathyBurke

2 years

Should certain men shut the fuck up?

Owen Strachan

@ostrachan

2 years

Should women wear tight leggings in public? In my new podcast, I argue that godliness calls for women to pursue modesty, and men to kill their lusts. Listen:

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@KathyBurke

6 years

Don't like being called gammon? Fair enough. Back to cunts it is then.

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@KathyBurke

3 years

Lovely stuff 💙

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@KathyBurke

1 year

What is it with pizza and Andrew’s?

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@KathyBurke

3 years

What absolute selfish cunts these people are.

Matthew Lee

@Mattbklee

3 years

Worked the late A&E SHO shift on NYE and came out to this. Hundreds of maskless, drunk people in huge groups shouting "Covid is a hoax", literally outside the building where hundreds are sick and dying. Why do people still not realise the seriousness of this pandemic?

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@KathyBurke

1 year

Just saw my postie, a lovely person & union rep. He said they were so sorry for letting people down with the strikes. As if! These brilliant people, NHS staff and public transport workers served ALL OF US during the pandemic. The least we can do is show our support to them now.

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@KathyBurke

5 years

Is it because you're a bitter old wanker?

Godfrey Bloom

@goddersbloom

5 years

Why do I always feel an overwhelming desire to give this ghastly child a good shaking.

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3 years

Children?

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@KathyBurke

5 years

Not eaten meat for 35yrs. Never owned a car. Only flown 3 times in past 20yrs. Don't need much home heating cos I'm a lovely fatty. Blimey, I'm so much greater than I think I am. 💚 #climatechange

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Is knocking about with a paedo par for the course then?

Allie Hodgkins-Brown

@AllieHBNews

4 years

“I have never known Buckingham Palace to be *disappointed* with other members of the Royal Family” - BBC royal correspondent Nicholas Witchell #bbcnewsten

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@KathyBurke

4 years

"Can I have a jam sandwich please, Mrs Patterson."

Stephen King

@StephenKing

4 years

What's your favorite movie line ever? I'm torn between "We'll always have Paris" and "You're gonna need a bigger boat." (Quotes may or may not be exact.)

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@KathyBurke

4 years

One of the things I'm chuffed about with this past decade is that women no longer whisper about the menopause but talk about it openly. Talking helps all of us. It's a good thing, kids.

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@KathyBurke

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Just remembered, when you did one of Paul O’Grady’s shows you’d sometimes get a pressie. One time, I was blooming gobsmacked. He’d bought me a first edition of my favourite novel, Hangover Square by Patrick Hamilton. Pure class.💄

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@KathyBurke

5 years

A pal has just cancelled lunch. Not dressed yet so I'm fucking delighted.

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@KathyBurke

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Because he’s a cunt?

Mirror Politics

@MirrorPolitics

10 months

Real reason Nigel Farage was kicked out of his bank account disclosed

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@KathyBurke

11 months

I fucking love it when Carol Vorderman is on the warpath. The Vorpath! 👑

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Oh, I thought we were told to go to the pub and eat out to help out? Silly old public, eh?

Kay Burley

@KayBurley

4 years

Health secretary overarching message this morning: if there’s another national lockdown the public will only have themselves to blame #Covid19UK

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@KathyBurke

2 years

Miriam Margolyes makes my day again by saying “fuck you” on radio 4.

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@KathyBurke

4 years

My plans 2020

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@KathyBurke

9 months

💚

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Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾

@KathyBurke

4 years

So I'm not too surprised to hear that Bogjob is a big fat liar who ignored the advice of people more intelligent than him on a subject of critical, international importance.

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@KathyBurke

3 years

The disregard, disrespect and profound stupidity is breathtaking.

Toby Earle 🇺🇦 Threads tobyontv

@TobyonTV

3 years

Unsold fish are rotting on docks, seafood companies are hitting the wall, but Jacob Rees-Mogg says what matters is that fish are now ‘happier’ because they’re ‘British’

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Scientists are saying it’s incredibly doubtful that things will be back to normal by Christmas but I think Prime Minister Dominic Cummings thinks false hope is important to get us out shopping. #bullshit #keepkeepingsafe 😷

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@KathyBurke

4 years

Gove laughed while trying to lie on Monday, Johnson was laughing yesterday and now this twit. What’s the matter with them? It’s like number 10 has turned into a nursery for big stupid man babies.

Mic Wright

@brokenbottleboy

4 years

Laugh it up, Hancock. I look forward to this being replayed to you at the inevitable inquiry, you chuckling goon.

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