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Morgana 🥥🌴

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2 years

@SwannMarcus89 Macron is top right on the horny/inner peace political compass

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@_georgina666 I think what he is trying to drive at is that he must have experienced a vagina at least once because otherwise how does he have a daughter

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@HD_Kirin I love human evolution

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Insane "UK actually finishing an infrastructure project" moment

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📯Tomorrow, the Viking Link subsea power cable between the🇬🇧UK &🇩🇰Denmark, the world’s largest interconnector, will be launched. The link would make the two European nations more interdependent. The project represents a new test for the feasibility of the energy transition 🧵

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This paragraph is one of the most important truths about our housing crisis.

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Today’s post: Slouching Towards Dystopia in London

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3 years

A wonderful illustration of Britain's insane conception of class, where having a working class grandparent makes you working class, and living in a big city makes you a member of the elite

Anita Singh

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I am a Durham miner’s granddaughter, going to start working it into the headlines of all my stories because it’s extremely relevant

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We asked about whether a series of groups were getting enough, the right amount or too little support from the Government and it was Pensioners that the public were most likely to say got too little support (63%) and who also have too little influence (52%)

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@wownicebuttdude This man is dodging bullets like Neo

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If you want to know why average real incomes fall in the UK each year, it is because of people like this:

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Thank you to the many residents who’ve been in touch about the idea to build a 38-storey tower near Battersea Bridge. Here’s my personal view 🧵

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@daisychandley The housing crisis is the everything crisis.

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@CampaignNocado What an awful waste of your time. Stopping jobs and green distribution of groceries.

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@multimatumfans We need to get our top scientists to study the effect of Sarah Snook on the sapphic community.

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The green party fighting HS2, nuclear and every solar or wind farm that is actually proposed:

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- population some unknown number above 67 million - net migration 685,000 - net house building 231k and falling - houses vacant 1% - homelessness 300,000 - new houses are illegal unless approved by politicians - somebody good at economics help me please my country is collapsing

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Spotted. Thank you. Let’s keep MK green together. @MKConservatives

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The "politically engaged non-partisan Twitter party": -Ban Bully XL dog -Increase prison sentences for violent crimes -Build renewable & modular nuclear energy -Massive housebuilding drive -Planning reform -Finish HS2 -Increase devolved powers -More trams & infra -Land value tax

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@Elamimaxima Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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@leylanocontext That whole funeral is Shakespeare to me. Extraordinary.

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This is a perfect encapsulation of Tory paternalism. Freedom is NEVER the default. Never even a choice of local or devolved authoritirs. You get a crumb of choice as a *gift* from the central government. Find liberalism.

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🚨 HERE WE GO 🚨

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@TVsCarlKinsella This is such a bad take it should be classed as libel. Ronald Dahl's stories are intentionally both magical and menacing and Quentin Blake's drawings capture their humour perfectly.

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It wasn't a $350,000 NFT then was it

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@SherrattZac @LBC - Everyone stops eating takeaways - House prices go up by the amount they save - Same situation now with fewer takeaways Until we build enough houses they will absorb all new savings.

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This is a symbol of Britian. It's an ugly building, full of asbestos, confusing and not fit for purpose. The owners want to renovate and thereby improve conditions for their employees and customers, while generating greater profits & therefore taxes. We keep stopping them.

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@sorkincel 80% even of just men age 20-40 are none of these

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@joymorrissey If we want an economy we have to kick our addiction to vetoing having an economy.

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@giantpoppywatch Defeating the Nazis was good

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@aquaimperium8 Politicians enjoying themselves are so powerful

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@CampaignNocado This is just a bunch of quotes from local businesses. No analysis. It could also bring more customers as the workers at the Ocado go to those shops. Locals tend to object to all developments

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@TradWife2049 ""Does Sydney Sweeney have fat cans" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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@krishnanrohit As a Londoner I was checking out moving to Sheffield & said similar to this person. The Sheffielders were all talking about how expensive & unaffordable Sheffield is Everything is relative

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@aquaimperium8 If we'd found this quote at school someone would have said "yo momma so anti-Semitic she betokens a retarded culture" and it would have been the funniest and most memorable thing anyone had ever said. The stuff of legends.

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@angrynorfman When Putin says that we will all hide in our fallout shelters.

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Look at those prices and look at the pictures. Housing market is completely fucked.

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Fascinating to watch the media campaign to force Apsana Begum to move out of her council house, so they can eventually do this to her when she buys a new inevitably overpriced London gaff

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@CartoonsHateHer I love the idea that this guy didn't even ask his employee whether he wanted to work in a box, what's just where his head went

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Today I introduced my classmates to @dorrismccomics and got them to make some of their own, swapping the page with a partner after each panel. Exceptional results

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There are two climate crises. One is the real one, which requires us to remove the barriers to renewable infrastructure. The other is the one that exists in the minds of Green-Party-types and can only be solved by trauma circles and establishing communism.

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The vibe shift is happening

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@Dorianlynskey Writing that gay sex is the end of civilisation and then writing that we can't reason any more in the next sentence. He's right about not being able to reason.

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@RinRinYikes Actually Twitter I do not like.

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@Lemommeringue New Yorkers posting about bodegas

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@GroundZeroMSQ Stop filming harmless people in public for internet humiliation points. This is disgusting behaviour.

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Ahahahahahahaha

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@mrianleslie > Become Prime Minister > Sensible COVID restrictions > Sensible gun restrictions after Christchurch shooting > Expand housing by 9% reversing the trend of rising rents > Leave Based

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Every data centre that is not built, every apartment not erected, every railway or tram that is delayed represents, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. We choose poverty and desperation.

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NIMBYs: tough on a high tech future, tough on the causes of high tech futures.

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@stellamilfburn It's so funny rewatching how he would occasionally say gross things in S1 and everyone was like "what the fuck that's horrible" and by S4 he says the worst things possible and they just ignore it or move on fast.

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@Alonso_GD If he hasn't become a citizen in all that time, why should be be allowed to vote? He's been resident long enough to become a citizen!

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@Milo_Edwards The 3 faves life is pretty sweet though to be honest. Worth the risk.

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It's tragic that he is a real person because he has perfect "Quentin Tarantino character who dies accidentally trying to check if his pistol is loaded" energy

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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT hey you guys should see this old video of andrew from july 28 2021

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@flying_rodent @Vanderdecken My favourite fan theory about COM is that the rest of the world is actually fine and this is Britain Britaining Britannically

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@BBCCasualty @BBCOne The replies show how necessary stories like this are. People *hate* us. We're just human beings.

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@TrueSlazac If anything this is too generous to the tankies

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@leylanocontext Hell yes I want a James Bond who is too tall and socially awkward and bullies his underlings and gets into panic rages and loves his wife and gestures wildly with his big hands and I'm not even kidding

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@Rois_Kenny There are so many dimensions in which size can be confusing - everyone has their own standard for "big" - cup size is affected by back band - subjective size is affected by the rest of the body - boobs look different in different clothes - shape affects appearance of size - DDs-

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@danwaterfield There's a subsection of Gen Z that seems to be polarised against experience & sensation itself

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@the_good_matty You are the one browbeating someone with credentialism here. And your response is pretty intense. A perfectly OK reason to block you. People aren't obliged to engage in unpleasant interactions.

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@IM0DNA Prosecuted for being a good listener SMDH

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Supply sceptics like this in 2024 are like the Japanese holdouts who kept fighting the second world war into the 1970s. You have already lost the argument. The facts disagree with you. Stop fighting human prosperity.

Philip Pilkington

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YIMBY crowd have nothing except Twitter dog piles, attempts to ratio, and 'gotchas'. They have no analysis, no studies, no careful work. It is all a LARP. The civil servants just laugh at them. The building lobby get a few regs lopped off and modestly increase their bottom line.

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@aitorehm @andreu_zaragoza It's too bad nobody has worked out how to build houses 🤔

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Using homes Vs households stats is a crazy way to judge there is no housing crisis. I live in one house with 7 people. 6 are working professionals. One household, one house. This is not ideal! Measure vacancy rates or look at market rents and you see there is a MASSIVE shortage

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England has some of most unaffordable housing in the world. By some estimates, there’s 7m people with some kind of unmet housing need. But weirdly, as @ianmulheirn shows, we have big & growing *excess* of housing stock – ~1.2m more homes than households

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@_StefanHorn @IIPP_UCL "The primary policy response and cross-party consensus to both rents and homelessness reaching record highs in the last year, has been to build more houses." I'm sorry but this is a bizarre falsehood to start your piece from. Every day another housing proposal is blocked.

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@schwarz_seher She's like the oldest of philosophers. I can imagine Plato saying we have shoes cos we used to have hooves until we split into naked apes and horses and they're man's attempt to return to the balance of horsekind.

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@spectator

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@paddysroyco HD TV has half the shows doing shakey cam to lower the fidelity enough to make it funny

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@ElectricMule Why is the second guy's face in italics?

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@leylanocontext The fact that none of the Roys or Pierces appreciate that apart from Shiv 😢 This is a beautiful moment, so pure and silly. They're all missing out.

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@pragueyerrr If he sucked in every other way then you were right not to be vulnerable with him.

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@VoicesByZane I wish I could enjoy the gameplay in those. The world has such a unique and fantastic vibe but each of the games felt very slow, repetitive & grindy

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@Tom_Gann Literally thousands of pounds each year.

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@broderly That was "Marxism, narcissism and paganism" from New Religion's latest album, John Lennon Dystopian fantasy

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@shaun_vids You're saying they're the same in a tweet that is literally laying out the differences between them. Trump = hard-line immigration + no aid to Ukraine Biden = hard-line immigration in exchange for aid to Ukraine

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@ambivalentpop There's something demonic about Logan for real

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@HistoricEngland @BlackSabbath We gotta stop listing mid, only moderately historic buildings. This country is in the midst of a housing crisis. Where will the actually beautiful and historic buildings of the future come from?

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Why isn't Dune 2 a different, more boring story?

James Clark 📈📉¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Dune 2 is great and all, but why do we never hear anything about a spice production futures market? Or why didn't the Atreides family sell a bond based on their future cashflows from production of spice to buy a bigger military and therefore do a better job of protecting Arakis?

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@SwannMarcus89 Me (normal healthy conservative man): I see a man and his son. I am thinking about drinking his semen.

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@AugustusBenle Why is the underpaid incel portrayed by the gigachad?

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@zuza_real Alright mister, I'll let you go. Just one more thing... did you really not commit the crime, please it would help me out a lot

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The biggest lie in folk economics is that "gentrification" ie rents rising and forcing people to leave, is caused by housing development. The opposite is true. Housing development reduces prices (see Tokyo). It's growth of population and economies that raises rents.

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@shockproofbeats Environmental storytelling

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Rishi Sunak got into Number 10 through clearing.

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One underrated reason why we should build more houses is so people who bet on ever-increasong shortages lose for once.

Moving Home with Charlie

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This is what debt addiction looks and sounds like when the denial phase is beginning to turn to anger.

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@princekendalll The way she thinks she's being sarcastic but her face is😊☺️😇 and then they walk away holding hands

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@LovellPropguru We should adopt this approach to everything. Ban new computers, people can just buy old ones. Ban everything good and nice and people can just get worse options. Why should anyone be happy? If anything housing should be rarer and more expensive.

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@CatholicClod @danwaterfield The history of western philosophy is relatable to Twitter because it's basically a series of clever autistic people getting annoyed at each other.

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@brixtonbuzz This is why life in the UK is so hard. Every development which could lead to lower rents or more jobs is blocked by local communities. These people are celebrating an unaffordable present and a desperate future.

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@loveyouveramuch Everyone at every stage of the cycle

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@slipknothooh Both the freedom to practice religion and to mock religion are important values. Freedom is good, actually.

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@edwest Afuera!

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Also: -Broadly anti-car, pro-bike -Revoke licence for drivers who injure others What else? I think broadly but not universally pro-immigration?

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@MeganBitchell I like to imagine it's the crocodile saying this

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@danwaterfield The idea that Kant is only *adjacent* to the autism zone is ridiculous to me

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@WAHish21 @mattyglesias Yes he does, and whether he does or not does not affect the validity of his claim.

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There are a few characters in Succession who are smaller parts but have niche appeal related to them being good at their job, restrained, and winning quietly. E.g. Jess, Karolina, Karl, Gerri. If they were in charge Waystar Royco would succeed without drama. I love them.

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Karolina fans. Explain it to me. I don't understand. She has two lines a week tops. What makes her special? #Succession

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@philippilk They're your delusions.

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Classic Brit brain this. You're not a better person because you let yourself be exploited.

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@RossMcCaff

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@steamedhamms You've now got me thinking of spoken conversation as "posting in manual"

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@MindWavesTV "Oooh look at me I lack empathy"

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@mandolakes If words don't cause anything then why do I have a headache reading this.

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@homeless_heron @SwannMarcus89 Haha chose them myself!

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@krishnanrohit The mean-spirited answer to this is that someone who was good at analysing the evidence & coming up on a sound plan based on expected outcomes wouldn't get into screenwriting.

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