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39. Attorney. Cats 🩷. Meteorology. Sunscreen enthusiast. Democrat. Southerner by birth, Californian by choice. Eras 3/17/23, 8/5/23, 8/7/23, 5/18/24, 5/19/24

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@MalloryS

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23 days

I’ve been to the Eras Tour 5x — a thread on transparency and an awful lot of good fortune. I’ll break down how I got my tickets and cost in chronological order from *purchase*, rather than date of show. For reference, I attended opening night, 2 LA nights, & 2 Stockholm shows

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@emilykmay This is a hell of a lot more compassionate than “Christians” were when my brother died by suicide. My youth pastor told me it was the most selfish thing a person can do.

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It just occurred to me that so many Swifties probably think of the talking real low on the phone as a cell phone. As a millennial—it was a landline with a curly cord

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@eddy_sarah Lol omg I have secondhand embarrassment just reading this

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@realf_inlegacy Omg my local record store refuses to stock any new or used TS, does not have her in the alphabetical listing, and when asked, the owner will pretend he doesn’t know who you’re talking about

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@_nd13 Another break up album? Lol

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@peaceofseven It might be one of those nutrient/electrolyte chews or gels that runners use

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@cowboylikehale Should’ve had a QR code lol

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@tonyniu227 @SwiftNYC I would say the dancers and choreographer hear it, but they have NDAs and are loyal to Taylor (she takes good care of them!)

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@washingtonpost Let’s use the active voice here — I think he means “I destroyed my own reputation”

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3 months

@yashar @JamieL_99 @SenKatieBritt It’s also super weird because I’m unclear on how she thinks GOP policies would help — they would want someone to be expeditiously removed from the US and denied access to abortion care, if needed.

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@brynnestarz Sorry no bought these for my Lover-themed fit. As an elder millennial I’m accustomed to heels, but I went with block style for comfort :)

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@realf_inlegacy I’m also convinced it’s sexism. Like sir, I live within walking distance of your store. If you wanted to just order one copy of everything for me, I would buy it, and that would be good for you?

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@DocBLaw @dkirch888 I was imagining plague masks 😷

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@s_version31284 He wrote for her lol

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@eboyanti Incoming dudes: “she only writes about all the guys she’s dated”

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@ryxcommar I just became CEO 8 hours ago come on lol

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@dieworkwear The fact that his pants fit correctly is IMO a huge part of why the clothes look good. Men with a tummy have the tendency to wear their pants under it

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@itsmeholll I saw someone suggest absinthe 🫣 I also think gin cocktails and white wine.

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@skanks17 My husband was telling me about one where the loser had to spend 24 consecutive hours at a diner, but they could buy time off by eating pancakes

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@blessedswifty @taylorswift13 She was also getting in a car in a really short skirt, so very appropriate to ask them to back up.

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@luvyoutosaturn @folklaurens So I think Scott knew but Travis didn’t, he looks overwhelmed

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3 months

@kalironside @bilbosfootcomb Pay for her nails etc. You can afford it. Are you contributing to the household and cooking equally? If no you might need to step back and value her work.

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@emilykmay My uncle and his wife go by Best and Most

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9 months

@JediGypsea @athenataylorsve She literally won the Grammy for album of the year BEFORE the 2009 VMAs. We def don’t think that.

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@yvonnesimpson28 @MegStEsprit I don’t have kids but this is both objectively enraging and hilarious

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@ev3rhaze Spider bite?

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@Noahpinion @itsyabo1ddmf Yes!

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@holygroundsound Has to be TS11

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@hohuperkynikos @Elmo_Oxygen

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@comradeflirty Don’t threaten me with a good time

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@Noahpinion They had these cardboard beds in Tokyo too but they still smashed

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@EdKrassen @Matticaut0 For clarification — being Hispanic is an ethnicity and one can be both white and Hispanic — but it’s complicated.

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On The Census, Who Checks 'Hispanic,' Who Checks 'White,' And Why

Lots of people who said they were Hispanic on the 2000 Census who changed their answer on the race question in 2010. There are lots of possible reasons: history, geography — even the questionnaire.

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@olafmainbtw @H1TWOM4N The cat lol

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@_nd13 I like Dua too! I don’t know why they can’t just say this is a good album without being negative to Taylor and Beyoncé

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1 year

@IChotiner @jaketapper I’m a pretty liberal woman, but I’m also represented by DiFi, and it’s clear it’s time for her to step down. The Chronicle article was not sexist; it was an expose. She is an icon but is no longer able to do the job. McConnell is still sharp as a tack, as annoying as that is.

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@ThrowbackTaylor As a fellow millennial I can confirm we like the feet out

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@rach262003 @GailonLI You are being defiant? In your own house that you pay for? That implies he has some authority over you. When I was 24 years old I was practicing law and taking care of myself. Time for him to move out and learn about the real world.

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@daythatileft @ErasTourResell Literally Swifties spending their own time on helping fans get face value tix (for no $) and keeping them out of scalpers’ hands

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@SSNaushon @MegStEsprit Lol that’s a huge win though!!

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@clothildeknox @thisismewhatevs Historical executions 💀

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@StanleyRobertsU @EliMcCann It is hilarious but also a nice (and free) way to see a friend for a bit.

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@feederofcats I found his buddy at the local animal shelter here

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@P0PTIMISM @vinnylanteshh 1 2 3 Lets Go Bi Tch

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@CodyCaston13 No it’s Becky

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Lol y’all what if it was one of those clear phones

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It’s time! #StockholmTStheErasTour

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7 months

Bad news everyone. If you’re over 20 you’re not allowed to like Taylor Swift, who is almost 34.

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some of yall r way too grown to be on Stan Twitter or have a fan page.. like once I hit a certain age I’m deleting or rebranding this acc 😭

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@louberry_lane Hahahaha I saw the original TikTok

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@UsingCigarettes @thesarahyork How on earth do you think albums like folklore and evermore are for kids

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@s_version31284 The audacity!

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@FantasyInjuryT @Chiefs She wasn’t ever going. She’s up for a Golden Globe and will be at the awards ceremony today.

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@dontblameklara We know where she stands. Being more blatant will only pose more risks to her own personal safety as well as the safety of her family, team, and fans.

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@weldsavant @dremilyportermd Did you learn this in law school? Lol

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Look at this gorgeous Eras blanket that @taylorcurl1 ’s mom made — I can’t wait to take it to the movie tomorrow night!! 🫶🏼

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@memekian_pickle @TXWomenRESIST “Libertarian” lol

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@bottleswithyou Lol I’m on your mom’s side. After like 7 years of no meat I had some steak and was very sick 🥩

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@youreinIcve You guys it’s the guy behind her wearing a puffy jacket. She’s holding her bag!

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@ProfessaJay I was doing a really tough hike (Camelback in AZ) recently and a guy who only had one leg passed me…

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@longlivethtlook @hushmirrorball I was there!

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@fuzzymittens If it’s to the Eras Tour, @ErasTourResell can help you sell it to a fan (if you are willing to part with it for face value — a lot of the tickets were snatched up by reseller bots)

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@fuzzymittens Sephora has a sampler kit where you get 7 or so mini perfumes to try out and you get a certificate to redeem for a larger bottle when you decide which one you like.

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@weldsavant @dremilyportermd I’m literally a lawyer. What you said is not correct, but if 8th grade civics was the height of your education on the Constitution I understand your confusion.

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@depthsofwiki They forgot the rose that boys I’d never spoken to used to leave me in keyboarding class @-}-}-}—

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@joshspankindun I have a hard time believing they made her cough up any $ when this is the best possible advertisement

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1 year

@thestoryofscar No

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@grandeswiftiee @bleachedquake @taylornation13 Lol if they think your outfit is too much I’m gonna get roasted

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@Xarluna This is a CA ballot so fortunately it’s legal but YES to all of this

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@carascozza @ipodmacbook Have you seen the Vogue shoots?

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@ellepalm @emilykmay This happened to me, as well.

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@chrisjollyhale @dieworkwear I thought it was extra napkins 🤭

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@Olivia_Beavers @daveweigel I forgot about his bulldog and def thought he was making an announcement with a rapper I didn’t know lol

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@troyrottweiler @BNONews 11 months at the time of the crash

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@natallman White is never appropriate and while this is bizarre, if your date has already RSVP’d for you as the plus one it would be rude not to attend as they’ve paid for a meal etc. for you.

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@Bizzle__Bieber_ @Swiftsbeatles Sir…she is the biggest pop star in the world.

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@GoingDutchDEN @kaylamellis_ @dmengel51 I walk often and I’m an avid cyclist but this is a bad take. Did you see the post above from a mom who had to pay a lot of $ to visit her baby in the NICU?

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@TheSwiftSociety @taylorswift13 Mama Swift is having a heart attack lol

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@chiefsera24 @thelakessnakes Not sure if others do something similar but it’s so no one sees her before she makes her debut on stage. Fans in the partial view seats would see her walking out otherwise

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@gh0sst1n @asrndc @tis_sjoberg He’s…too young to have a Lil Kim page lol

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@dontblameklara Ahh I saw some girls on the lower level FaceTiming their friend in too

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@nytimes More than reason enough not to attend the coronation. Aside from paying for their own security and the renovations, now Andrew needs the house? Charles is gross.

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@fordhoIden Did you call Taylor’s cats ugly? 😡

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A passport and a dream #StockholmTSTheErasTour

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@nbagirltime @etnow Yes the world’s biggest pop star needs a publicity stunt, no one has ever heard of her. She’s only on the biggest tour of all time…

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@mal_morale LOL I would buy one for a reasonable price actually (I have a pool but I didn’t when they dropped)…but this has to be a troll omfg

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@KarmaIsAQuinn @blessedswift As someone with a similar hair texture (who previously lived in FL) — THIS is the reason she’s out in NYC 😂

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@nytimes The funniest part of this is that Topeka, a city of over 100k, was the most random place he could think of. And that being mayor of a small city would be the least consequential thing he could do…

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@fuzzymittens My friend’s 18 year old daughter broke several vertebrae in a trampoline accident recently and after surgery they would only give her like 3 days of meds at a time…my husband almost completely tore his calf muscle in September and they told him to take ibuprofen…

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@StellaParton @washingtonpost @brianrayguitar A right to his opinion that is endorsing hatred of black people? Bffr

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@SRSwifty I am horrified by the thought of people thinking she was up late on an iPhone 💀 like we lived in fear of our parents picking up the phone!!

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My husband was already staying in LA for work sooooo

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@Rickymidnights To a Swiftie for what you paid for it?

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@perfectlyfine89 @kenziesversion Wellmore is coming!

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1 year

@BurgerJordan I love Welcome to New York! I also think people should be nicer about Me!…she told us about the things that make her herself and everyone just made fun of it :-/ It isn’t my favorite song but the mv is great

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@BurgerJordan @holygroundsound But I think she’s inspired by…recent events

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@CatsnBoneCraft @LauraRbnsn That’s insane. It’s long been overlooked in girls and women. My mom, who has struggled with it her entire life, was recently diagnosed in her late 60s.

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@DGlaucomflecken JFC. I have stickler syndrome and my childhood retina specialist (who was in his 80s) had never had a retina exam and used to fuss at me because I had a hard time with it. He later apologized after having one himself…

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@BurgerJordan @holygroundsound I’m so excited for 1989 TV

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@weldsavant @dremilyportermd No. I am not going to make time to educate a Jan 6 apologist on my Sunday afternoon, especially when I know that you do not want to learn but rather argue.

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I named Honey for the lyric “sweet like honey, karma is a cat” 😻

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📲 | A Taylor Swift comentou numa publicação da atriz Mariska Hargitay no Instagram 💗 "Are you serious?!!!! Nothing has ever come more full circle ⭕️ LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! 😻"

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