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Jay Mack

@JayMackComedian

11 months

Jay Mack's THE TERFINATOR. Coming to Women's spaces near you soon. #LetWomenSpeak

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Jay Mack

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2 months

@DreyfusJames Some men are so without personal merit that they can only seek validation in power exercised over women in such ways.

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4 months

"That'll teach you Gordon," said the Stunning and Brave Controller. "You don't run the Bakerloo Line anymore. It's The George Floyd Bottom Surgery Hamas Line now."

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Men never want to identify as a woman in a burka do they?

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Jay Mack

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I met Billy Bragg years ago during my regrettable years as a dreadlocked Marxist fuckwit. He won't remember me because he was too busy brushing his mangled claw over girl's arses to ever shake my hand. Even then, with only a cocktail of drugs to keep me animated I knew there was

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@billybragg

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I wrote something about my entry into the great tradition of answer songs

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This isn't just any bullshit sandwich. This is an M&S bullshit sandwich

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Jay Mack

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10 months

Punk, if you didn't know - is the Iwo Jima of Woke. The crucible of cult ideologies. Pandering to failed people spaffed off the production line and in need of product recall. The Realityphobic. The life frackers. Punk is no longer a musical province, it is a safe haven for the

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Jay Mack

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6 months

I spent 20 years on drugs. Every mind bending, reality contorting upper, downer and show stopper you can imagine. I get clean and men are claiming to be lesbians. What fucking world have I awoken in? Drugs cannot compare to this untethered, surrealistic nightmare.

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@Aja02537920

6 months

I think I'm lmight start reporting men who claim to be lesbians to the police for hate crime. Not that anyone will care about it but if they get to report lesbians for saying men are lesbians I get to report them for saying they are. I am highly offended by it, It causes me great

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Jay Mack

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9 months

Listen. I know, I know, but just hear me out here. Billy Bragg's is a wanker.

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Jay Mack

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5 months

Watch out Skeletor... He-Man is a rozzer now.

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Jay Mack

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3 months

I see Bangladesh Willoughby is having his daily pop at JK Rowling and the minions are following suit. On publication the Harry Potter saga erupts into a marketing sensation that comes to embody the childhood of millions. J.K. Rowling is revered through the magical world she

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Jay Mack

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3 months

@Morbidful Tbf when I was on drugs I was constantly thinking about invading Europe

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Jay Mack

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7 months

@DouglasKMurray Next weekend you'll have a city full of current and ex servicemen celebrating the memory of their fallen comrades. It isn't a demographic to be messed with.

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Jay Mack

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4 months

I have to hand it to Rob Beckett for making me laugh for the first time since I saw his teeth. @robbeckettcomic , how much are they paying you to say that's a woman? #thebritawards

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Jay Mack

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6 months

@DreyfusJames @LouiseDistras @WestYorksPolice @Glinner Thanks James, she's home safe now 👍

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Jay Mack

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7 months

This season I'll mostly be wearing bigoted, fascist hatewear. #terfisthenewpunk

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Jay Mack

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2 months

@metpoliceuk I've been at enough riots that police provoked. This is one of those. Expect more unrest. You vilify and silence your own citizens. We will be heard.

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Jay Mack

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9 months

Imagine you're Jonathan Willoughby. You need a new chick-name. You want something that connotes your ideal of a woman. A mystical, cultured, exotic woman doing yoga by the Ganges. Soothing your fatigued soul with sitar music, taking lessons from the Yogi and wearing a curtain. So

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Jay Mack

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7 months

The eminent @OwenJones84 seen here modelling a Topman t-shirt circa 2003 (RRP £29.95) is an elite columnist and competitive stamp licker. It has been long rumoured that Owen was the inspiration for the engineers who designed and built Michael Buble, a fact that Jones distances

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Jay Mack

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8 months

Shocking News! I've just been informed by a band called Anita Velveeta that "Terfs will never get into heaven"... Thoughts?

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Jay Mack

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5 months

Ensure Free Speech For Comedians! Last year I had to start legal proceedings against an individual who tracked down my address and turned up at my property. Now this individual has brought proceedings against me because he's offended by my comedy. So I need to raise funds to pay

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Jay Mack

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Not all heroes wear capes.

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Jay Mack

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10 months

The Sleaford Mods are unaware that theyre musicians. Labotomised in 2012 under a Job Centre initiative the Mods make insensible, troglodytic grunts and clicks in a vain attempt to communicate to the outside world. Record executives discovered the Sleaford Mods eating urinal

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Jay Mack

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4 months

The arts are fucked. It's like someone's put diesel in a petrol engine. I heard yesterday how Ralph Fiennes said that trigger warnings in theatre should be scrapped because theatre ought to be "shocking and disturbing". It gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling. Art is designed to

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Jay Mack

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3 months

It's like Bernard Manning doing a turn as Roy Orbison. Yet not one pretty woman in sight.

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Meet Rachel Crandall-Crocker -Trans Day of Visibility founder

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Jay Mack

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9 months

My Nan died the other day. Because by tradition someone has to die before I play Comedy Unleashed. Light of my life and matriarch to an extended family of joyous reprobates. Introducing music and love, nurturing and nourishing without suffering fools. That's a woman. It cannot be

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Jay Mack

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@NewcastleCC They're visible. Difficult to miss a broad-shouldered dude in size 13 heel's knocking one out in the lady's toilet at McDonald's.

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@metpoliceuk @instituteforgov Pablo Escobar would have loved this guy

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@CountDankulaTV I get mine to wear a Burka so i don't have to see it.

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@andrewdoyle_com @Glinner @UnleashedComedy That's the punkest thing I ever did see

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Jay Mack

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4 months

Pissed off the Wokerati yesterday. I've saved some of my favourite comments but the general jist of the outrage is based on the fact I've misgendered a tank engine or something.

Jay Mack

@JayMackComedian

4 months

"That'll teach you Gordon," said the Stunning and Brave Controller. "You don't run the Bakerloo Line anymore. It's The George Floyd Bottom Surgery Hamas Line now."

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Jay Mack

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@OliLondonTV I stopped reading at 'Woman with a septum ring'... Nothing good ever follows that.

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@HazelAppleyard_ It is difficult for men to change the bed but this isn't how it's done

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Jay Mack

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2 months

I fixed it! #Hollyblokes

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Jay Mack

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3 months

I made it onto the Gulag List! These dystopian, authoritarian hit lists draw the finest class of society. I'll see you all in the camps!

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Jay Mack

@JayMackComedian

1 month

Listen here Twitterati. I'm cutting out alcohol and going properly sober. I've been warned by doctors before to cut down the stress and the booze and I didn't take it seriously. The years of decadence have taken their toll not to mention the unadulterated insanity I've been

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Jay Mack

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@RollingStone Nice 👌

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There's clearly not enough men calling out this gender gibberish. Like it's not our problem if other men want to silence, usurp, harass and assault our partners, mothers, sisters and daughters. If that shit happened in a bar and that dude wasn't in a dress, it'd be a different

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Jay Mack

@JayMackComedian

2 months

Jeezus. When that dies it won't even decompose.

GB News

@GBNEWS

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'She should stick to what she knows' Transwoman Jessica Alves, formerly known as the 'human Ken doll' says JK Rowling's comments about transgender people are 'hurtful'.

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@xyco_twt Reminds me of the time that I accidentally robbed that bank.

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Now that I'm sober, avoiding pork and have become momentarily trans I've decided to convert to Islam and change my name to Sharia Twain.

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Jay Mack

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@MalesInDisguise Absolutely no consideration of the thoughts and feelings of a woman/kids who've had to be traumatised by their husband and father being a humiliation. Narcissistic much?

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@HazelAppleyard_ This is what I imagined lived under the bed when I was a kid. I was probably right.

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@flipettydish Well that's not mental 🙃

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But I thought it was an inhumane prison camp? Can't have it both ways dude.

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💔🇵🇸 This was Gaza before Israeli TERRORISM!

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Jay Mack

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Yo @elonmusk what's the chances of you buying Scotland?

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Jay Mack

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6 months

Louise Hath Spoken! Thanks again to everyone who got in touch 🔥

Louise Distras

@LouiseDistras

6 months

So yeah, they false reported me to the rozzers. On Saturday, I was arrested then interviewed under caution about my interview with @andrewdoyle_com on @GBNEWS and my @StandingforXX speech at #LetWomenSpeak in Leeds. Five hours later I was released from custody and told no action

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Jay Mack

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One thing I find intriguing about motherhood is how some women change when they become grandparents. When I was growing up my Ma was fearsome. She could strip paint by looking at it. I've seen her traumatise a room of hardened criminals just by sneezing. When she came home after

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Jay Mack

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7 months

Y'all are missing a trick if nobody makes a tongue-in-cheek saucy calender called The Men of Terfdom 2024. @DouglasKMurray (Mr July) could be dressed up as a fireman holding a puppy in Israel. @Glinner is definitely Mr December. @CaigerRob you're Mr April grab some Easter eggs

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Jay Mack

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3 months

I was at a funeral the other day. There was this young lad drinking a Snakebite and Black (Yorkshire Martini) and I got talking to him. He'd left the house without his phone. He said he didn't use Tiktok, Instagram or Snapchat. He said they're all indoctrination, grooming

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Jay Mack

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6 months

@FoofEars @LouiseDistras @WestYorksPolice @Glinner For now, spread the word, far and wide. Updates will follow. Thanks.

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Jay Mack

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2 months

Three and a half years off drugs. I've almost doubled in weight from when I was at my lowest ebb. I've started fatshaming myself, which offends me. So I've reported myself for discrimination and I'll subsequently be taking myself to court next week. Send luck and snacks 🍔

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Jay Mack

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The Left using the fact that the Sydney killer wasn't a Muslim as some kind of gotcha moment. Women are getting shanked down the shops. Look at yourselves.

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Jay Mack

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2 months

This is Xylazine or Tranq. It's the new drug. It's often cut into fentanyl which in turn gets cut into heroin. It's not being talked about and it's already in the UK.

atheistathenian🦋🦷🐳🐇

@atheistathenian

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Wtf drug is this? Real life zombies.

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Jay Mack

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6 months

@Sal_Robins He transitioned for money, Bruce wants paying again.

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Jay Mack

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7 months

Like most lesbian trans women of colour I'm overwhelmed with emotion and finally feel seen to be my most authentic self. Thankyou Yorkshire Comedy Awards for making me The Best Female Comedian of the Year 2023. #Transrightsaresomethingsomething

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4 months

@QueensSpeechUK @robbeckettcomic It's all bollocks to me Clive. But good to know cheers 👍

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Jay Mack

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8 months

Just heard that Bangladesh Willoughby has been nominated for Woman of the Year. Fuck that's stunning and brave. Y'know when I was a little girl my parents told me that if I chopped off my cock & put it under my pillow then the Trans-Fairy would come and give me validation.

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Jay Mack

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2 months

The people want a musical #FreeFatherTed

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6 months

When MP Rachel Maclean gets labelled "transphobic" for calling some dude a bloke in a wig and everyone's meant to recoil in horror. Me thinks not somehow.

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7 months

Seriously now, we need to stop Owen Jones before he lays eggs.

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Jay Mack

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2 months

The Cass Review reads like it came out of the mind of Mary Shelly. The bittersweet of it. Vindication of a terrifying reality can only ever be sobering. #GlinnerWasRight

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6 months

I've been on here for 10 months and have only just discovered the italics.

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Jay Mack

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2 months

What's JK Rowling said now?

Keith

@KeithThomasJohn

2 months

What is going on… 🚨 #Glasgow #Police

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@metpoliceuk @antisemitism I legit can no longer tell if this is a parody account anymore.

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Jay Mack

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Remember when I said me Mam's hard? Well I'm house sitting for her with the explicit instructions to NOT let the cat out. So the cat absconded in 12 minutes... and I'm gonna leave the country. I'm thinking Honduras.

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4 months

Give it a year Shamima Begum will be on the Royal Variety performance burning an Israeli flag to the tune of Cardi B.

The Guardian

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Court to rule on Shamima Begum appeal against citizenship removal

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I was gonna get mad about @MetroUK and their latest bumfuckery then I realised that it's a free newspaper with staples that I once used to soak up sick on a night bus.

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@SammiePressdee @LouiseDistras @WestYorksPolice @Glinner Thank you. It's endless 👍

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Jay Mack

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4 months

This is my not going to prison suit! Had a romantic day in court and got lucky 💞Thanks to my legal mercenaries and to everyone who contributed to my Crowd Justice campaign! I do still have some legal fees to conclude so any contributions are super welcome. Come see me in

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No I'm trans.

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I’m trans.

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Jay Mack

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Woke comedy is infantile and rudimentary because Wokes have the emotional development of children. White children too. Not them hard as fuck child soldiers in Sierra Leone. They'd love my shit.

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‘I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.’ That, remarkably, has just won ‘Funniest Joke’ at the Edinburgh Fringe. The comedy industry needs to take a long, hard look at itself, says Simon Evans

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Bono's in Israel. As if they haven't suffered enough.

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Jay Mack

@JayMackComedian

9 months

The Ministry of Shit We Made Up has issued another communique.

Peter Tatchell

@PeterTatchell

9 months

People cannot change their chromosomal sex Biological sex is about more than chromosomes Trans people can change other biological aspects, such as secondary sex characteristics, through hormonal treatments That is totally valid Being different is a human right SUPPORT TRANS

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@JjTooner You know full well he was in his Mam's knickers when he typed this.

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I wouldn't watch him. I'd rather drag my balls over broken glass like a cat wiping it's shitty arse on a carpet. But I wouldn't deplatform him. He's in favour with the regime and trumpets a ton of shite but comedy is subjective & he brings a lot of joy to the retarded. Who am I

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@NotFarLeftAtAll

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Does anyone really think … Joe Lycett is funny? Or just the diversity and inclusion token

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@DuncanHenry78 I've run out of fucks 🤷‍♂️

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Rosie Jones could be the funniest person in the world and I wouldn't know because I can't understand a word she's saying. Drugs have totally fucked my voice. Rosie Jones must have smoked a lot of crack. Imagine getting so high it leaves you retarded. #Winning

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@DreyfusJames This is like one of those pictures on the barber's wall. "Make me look like a young James Dreyfus please"

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This Christmas I'll be identifying as paralytic.

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@Jonnywsbell She acts like she's in a nativity play.

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Happy (is it?) International (within reason) Women's (careful now) Day (that's fine).

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Jay Mack

@JayMackComedian

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While we're talking about why #TERFIsTheNewPunk ... "Punk" if you didn't know - is the Iwo Jima of Woke. The crucible of cult ideologies. The Westboro Baptist Church of music. Pandering to failed people spaffed off the production line and in need of product recall. The

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Jay Mack

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My London appearance at Comedy Unleashed earlier this year.

The Joseph Fritzl Basement Experience - Jay Mack

Recorded at the UK's free-thinking comedy club https://comedyunleashed.co.ukFollow Jay at https://twitter.com/JayMackComedianJay's YouTube channel https://ww...

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@DreyfusJames She uses the word "special" a lot and I think that's very telling. It's such a nebulous word full of false promise. She possesses the need, or demand to feel special given the fact that she's as special as a special fried rice. There's probably sad undertones to the pathology but

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Modern grass root comedy gigs better resemble a Victorian Sideshow. True, they might not be conventionally funny but where else can you see a menagerie of gender fluids, albino midgets and the world's fattest human potato? You won't find a joke in among all the bearded ladies and

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@lorraine @TheElliotPage "Listen doctor, i don't care what you have to do but I need you to make me look like a man with a heroin habit in a stolen Fiat Punto"

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Well I've voted for Israel purely out of spite. #Eurovision2024

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I've been on some mind altering, teeth grinding, soul crushing substances in my time but I never talked shit quite like this. They never made me this mental... and I once tried to fry a Kinder Surprise.

Times Radio

@TimesRadio

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“I'm trying to track that down the woman in my myself as opposed to the old man in myself.” Eddie Izzard tells #TimesRadio how she channels both male and female characters in her solo performance of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. 📻 @EddieIzzard | @HugoRifkind

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Andrew Doyle is an absolute warrior... He shook my hand once so that practically makes us best friends... He has an air of hardness that makes me think he wouldn't flinch playing Russian Roulette but he's clearly a deeply compassionate human being. He gave me a shot on Comedy

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The face you make when you turn up to safely drop your worst, heinous, bigot-concentrate material and after the refurb the bar is plastered with trans-flags.

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Eh up! Not to be dramatic n'that but... I discovered comedy in 2019 when I was still very much on drugs. I'd sit there in open mic venues around the North with my eyes rolling back in my head and drinking myself into a Brylcreem and leather based stupor. Lubricating my nerves to

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Jay Mack

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I've had funnier overdoses than Jordan Gray

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@JohnJamesNI

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One awkward laugh in an entire audience as @Talldarkfriend calls #CassReview “far right”. Sorry Jordan - your “far right” card has been declined. You’re not the sharpest tool in the box, are you? At least you didn’t flash your cock at women for a change

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I ran away at sixteen to become a pet of cocaine addled champagne socialists and survived attempted murder. I died in a freak incident only to be reborn on the daily in a symphony of inglorious chemicals, powders, pills and potions. I immersed myself in riots and got kicked out

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@TheFamousArtBR As an off-white, nearly middle aged Western man I almost feel responsible for this. So let's blame Louise.

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@BurnsideNotTosh

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Listen here folks. Remember on 29th October to put your clocks back 20 years to when shit made sense ⏰🕛

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@NoCisgender Inevitably they end up looking like an explosion at a spam factory. Should have worked on their masculinity instead.

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Jay Mack

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@waterbillies Thats chilling. It's like Trans+ or Mega-Trans.

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Jay Mack

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2 months

In such uncertain times it's probably wise to plan for your funeral. I want to be put through a wood chipper in Argos to the tune of Ladysmith Black Mambazo. What do you want?

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@NoShirleyNo @RealityEnthusi2 We'd be like "who the fuck cut your fucking hair!?". It's so telling when they talk like that, they imply that they would be sexually harassed or insulted because that is what they would do. Every sentence is a confession.

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