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Burnside

1 year

What far right activity will you be indulging in today? ✅️ Driving a car? ✅️ Drinking milk? ✅️ Locking your front door? ✅️ Retaining your gender assigned at birth? Be careful, the far right is everywhere...

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

2 months

We asked 100 people "which group represents the biggest threat to Britain?" and you answered "the far right". "If it's up there, I'll give you the money myself"

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@BurnsideNotTosh

4 years

Perhaps next week all the footballers can have the name of a girl assaulted in Rotherham on their back?

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

7 months

Just so you know @GaryLineker this is what 1930s Germany look like.

Sky News

@SkyNews

7 months

BREAKING: Two Jewish schools in north London are closing their doors "in the interests of the safety of our precious children" Read more ⬇️

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Burnside

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29 days

I didnt vote for this cunt to tell me what I can or can't say on the Internet. But oddly my taxes did pay for his fucking ridiculous assembly, two fucked up ferries and his extended family to escape Gaza (which they love).

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

11 months

We had universal basic income for two years during covid. It turned the population into infantilised sofa dwelling lard buckets praying they wouldn't ever have to work again and caused inflation. Anyone suggesting again it should be sent to prison.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

4 years

Yep, she pays £157.50 and gets £200,000.00 back. A great return.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

BBC reveal new programme for Saturday evenings.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

5 months

I'm a scumbag, a maggot I shagged Diane Abbott Happy Christmas Karl Marx I pray to Hamas.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

3 months

If you left your Islamic shithole country because it is a shithole, maybe don't start turning this country into an Islamic shithole?

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

2 months

I just checked the news and I was shocked, SHOCKED to see that a ceasefire hasn't started. What is going on? Did they not read David Lammy's tweet???

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5 months

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

7 months

I'm getting really old. I remember when a 15 year old girl being stabbed to death would have led the national news for weeks. I dont want to recognise this shithole country where teenagers routinely carry machetes and life is as cheap as in a Brazilian favella.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

5 months

745,000 new doctors arrived in 2022 and we still can't get a GP appointment.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

Poor Andrew Neil, building a career out of being a flinty, rigorous journalist. And when the biggest story of his lifetime came along he wet his pants for two years and swallowed the Government narrative and complained about the quality of the private jet GB News supplied him.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

21 days

I choose to celebrate Romani day by removing the roof from my local church, fly tipping in a local beauty spot and decorating a tree with used nappies.

The Labour Party

@UKLabour

21 days

Wishing Roma, Gypsy, Sinti and Traveller communities a very Happy International Romani Day!

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

Congratulations Scotland.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

5 months

It's perfectly possible that the hostages were keeping the terrorists captive.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

4 months

Mad to think that bits of Carol Voderman turn 63 today.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

6 months

Leave shithole country because it's a shithole ➡️ move to a country which avoided being a shithole by not using the practises of shithole ➡️ start arguing the shithole practices of the shithole country you left be implemented in non-shithole country ➡️ new country's a shithole.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

28 days

Oh mate

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

6 months

Well it's turned out pretty much as expected. Partial policing, the jewish community driven from the streets for the 4th weekend in a row and autistic screeching about the far right from the politicans. An absolute orgy of anti-Britshness paid for by the Britsh.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

5 months

Not a word when Jewish people can't go to Central London for 5 Saturdays in a row, but a protest near Emily Thornberry's constituency cake fridge and it's crossed the line. You self interested pukes.

BBC Politics

@BBCPolitics

5 months

“Some of these protests are now crossing the line” Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves says some pro-Palestinian protestors are going too far and that there is now “intimidation of MPs” #BBCLauraK

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

5 months

Nothing says Christmas like meat from an animal bled to death to meet Islamic custom.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

To be fair I wouldn't know where to begin.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

Mad isnt it you have been in charge of London for 7 years and everything you've touched has turned to shit. The Met, traffic, knife crime, tfl, housing. Yet you can still moralise like you have just stumbled across London and are shocked at how shit it is.

Mayor of London

@MayorofLondon

1 year

It’s horrifying that Londoners on the lowest incomes are more likely to be hospitalised and die from lung conditions. That's why cleaning up London's toxic air is both urgent and a matter of social justice.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

4 years

I can honestly say I had completely forgotten that skin colour was a thing until these fucking BLM idiots started trying to kick off a race war.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

29 days

One of my daughters at the age of 7 was an adamant tomboy. Fortunately because I am not a purple haired lunatic she is now very happily going through puberty chasing boys. I can't believe society is debating the rights and wrongs of this. We used to have asylums for a reason.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

3 months

Fears of Orwellian CCTV watching your every move may be misplaced when they can't even track a man with half his face hanging off across the highest concentration of CCTVs in Britain.

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1 year

I'll tell you a civil servant who was intimidated and bullied by his political masters to the point of death. Dr David Kelly.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

6 months

BREAKING: Remembrance Day to be cancelled to avoid clashing with the March for Hamas. A spokesman for Sir Mark Rowley explained "We understand the importance of Hamas Day to our community and fear a toxic minority may try to hijack the event by quietly remembering the fallen"

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

Been a great week for the middle class telling the working class what to do by disrupting their sports.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

10 months

New rules to compel MPs to have a wash before sitting in Parliament.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

Join us tomorrow on Good Morning Britain when Shamima Begum and Gerry Adams will be discussing the best way to burn a St George's flag and Nicola Sturgeon will be launching our win a motorhome competition.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

3 months

I think we should all take a moment to thank Justin Welby for his commitment to diversity. Thanks to him we now have our first Christian suicide bombers and first Christian acid attackers. The Lord truly moves in mysterious ways.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

5 months

Anyone opposing stabbing children is far right now. Presumably this is why Khan has no problems with it in London.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 month

@BBCNews That it's none of our fucking business?

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

2 months

MPs to receive extra security to protect them from a threat that they do not think exists and can't name for fear of being prosecuted under new blasphemy laws.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

6 months

As we hurtle towards World War 3 take comfort that we have some of the most up-to-date diversity and inclusion policies of any armed forces in the world.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

Still reeling from the news that Tom Jones is the root cause of all domestic violence and is seemingly still free to wander the streets.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

2 months

Touching tribute.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

10 days

Britain 2024, where it is a crime to look "quite openly jewish". So fucking embarrassed of this country.

Rita Panahi

@RitaPanahi

11 days

London is done. Police threaten to arrest a man for being (& looking) Jewish. They then do nothing as he’s abused & threatened by Leftist thugs. Shame, @metpoliceuk , shame.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

3 months

As a father of 4 daughters I look at this country where university is for non-English speakers, houses are for asylum seekers, toilets are for girls with cocks, policing is for thinking and taxes are for natives and I say flee. Flee to a country that might give you opportunity.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

All politicians have to do is stand up to this fucking woke nonsense and they cave in. Sturgeon collapsed in a heap when someone finally said enough men with penises shouldn't be in female jails. Politicians need to stop thinking their constituency is Beth fucking Rigby.

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Burnside

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4 months

Is there a Queers for Yemen group yet?

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Burnside

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5 months

I am outside Barnsley A&E where I've had reports of security guards throwing grenades at nurses.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

4 months

I am not sure Ricky Gervais will ever recover from losing the key demographic of middle aged unemployed virgins.

Femi

@Femi_Sorry

4 months

It's so upsetting to watch @RickyGervais & Dave Chappelle, knowing how great they used to be.😢 Ricky Gervais just sounded like a GB News presenter trying to be funny. 2 men, deeply bitter that the world has changed on them, so they'd rather complain for hours than tell jokes.

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Burnside

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1 year

We asked how many white people there were on the balcony at Buckingham Palace, and you answered "too many"

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Burnside

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6 months

Why the fuck does the Met have community activists advising it on how to police these dmonstrations? Like getting Fred West to do a slot on Gardners World about laying patios.

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Burnside

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9 months

Jason Manford currently blocking people faster than he can sext them.

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Burnside

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4 months

Sorry your house flooded but we spent the budget on clearing the drains on spa treatments for Eritreans. Good news though we've got lots of dinghies to help you get to the shops.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

2 months

One of my best mates was diagnosed with cancer last week. He had it removed this week. Private healthcare. My wife's best mate was told she had IBS, 6 times. When they finally told her she had cancer it was stage 4. She died alone in lockdown. NHS. #PrideOfBritain

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

2 months

There arent two many professions which allow you to legally deprive someone of their liberty. Sorry if we expect high standards of those who do.

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

2 months

"There aren’t many professions where from the minute you arrive at an incident, you are filmed and then critiqued by armchair commentators." Commissioner defends officers after a weekend where too many were injured or faced abuse, online and in person.

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Burnside

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1 year

I guess for most civil servants on the picket line this is the first time they have seen each other for 3 years.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

6 months

No far right to blame tonight. Suprised the police haven't erected a minaret on the Abbey to make everyone feel more at home.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

10 months

Up pops Martin Lewis like an unwelcome dildo saying how people need payment holidays from the mortgages his company sold you. The result of which will be greater debt and no reduction in inflation. The man is the Gary Neville of finance. Fucking self interested turd.

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Burnside

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7 months

The same people who quick to condemn Braverman for saying multiculturalism is a total failure are silent on the wonderful displays of it on offer outside the Israeli embassy tonight.

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Burnside

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1 year

This actually happened in our country.

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Burnside

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5 months

Brexit Britain is an absolute shithole says Frenchman who chooses to remain in Britain.

GB News

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5 months

Farage stands his ground as I'm A Celeb's Fred Siriex unleashes Brexit grilling in fiery clash

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 month

Unless that working person is a teacher in Batley.

Keir Starmer

@Keir_Starmer

1 month

Labour in power delivers for working people. In government, we will work together to get Britain’s future back.

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6 months

Braverman accused the police of the police having bias policing. The Met once again prove her point and everyone wants her sacked.

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@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

The BBC needs to sack whoever keeps booking talking head slots from Alastair Campbell. A man haunted by bottles of whisky, Brexit, his novel daughter and a million dead Iraqis. He is an odious shitberg throwback to when bombing the Middle East was making us all safer.

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Burnside

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11 months

Your mortgage rate would be the same under Truss but you'd have more net income to spend on it. And Jeremy Hunt wouldn't be anywhere near power.

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7 months

ITV unveil replacement for Holly Willoughby.

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Burnside

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1 year

Someone who has never prosecuted a climate protestor vows to continue not prosecuting climate protestors. What a brave and principled stand.

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2 months

Excellent news that MPs will get security to keep them safe at our expense. Their constituents? You should be OK, just don't go smudging a Koran or showing any cartoons, or crossing a bridge without a narwhal tusk or taking your children to a pop concert.

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Burnside

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1 year

Dear ITV - no one gives a fuck what that pair of vacuous lametards in California think, stop sacking your presenters because the narcissistic twats say they're upset. You belting bellends.

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Burnside

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8 months

Any group of fuckers who can afford to strike every other week for months on end are not fucking underpaid.

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

1 year

I love Channel 4's football coverage! The spot on how Ramadan is affecting lesbian footballers in the Gaza strip because of Tory cuts to the NHS budget was absolutely immaculate. George Floyd comrades, George Floyd ✊️

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

7 months

You spent two years calling for harder lockdowns and now you've notice there was a cost? In a media populated with clowns you have the largest red nose and wettest flower.

Pippa Crerar

@PippaCrerar

7 months

Households face tax rise of £3,500 a year by next election with Tories overseeing biggest increase (from 33% to 37% of national income) during a parliament since records began - @ifs

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3 months

MET POLICE "We are aware of social media speculation about the unhelpful incident in South London. We would like to make it clear our priority is to make sure Abdul is safe and receives the medical attention he needs. Officers have made fifty arrests for inappropriate retweets."

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Burnside

@BurnsideNotTosh

3 months

Fires often spontaneously break out when the temperature hits 19 degrees. 🤡

Sky News

@SkyNews

3 months

Wildfires have been reported in Lochinver, Scotland, following January's hottest ever temperature being recorded in the UK

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6 months

Your virtue signalling crywanks may have worked on GMB when you were terrifying people about a cold but nonsense like this is why your viewing figures are in the toilet.

Piers Morgan Uncensored

@PiersUncensored

6 months

Piers Morgan calls on Rishi Sunak to sack Suella Braverman over her comments surrounding pro-Palestine protests on Armistice day. "Quite frankly she's become a disgrace to her government and our country." @piersmorgan | @RishiSunak | @SuellaBraverman | #PMU

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10 days

How was your day hun? Yep think I'm really getting the hang of running the Met Polices social media accounts.

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Burnside

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5 months

Well off he pops looking like Harold Bishop on his way to a wedding in a flat roofed pub. But don't let his immaculate tailoring blind you to what authoritarian meddling little fuckface he was. It took some doing but he actually made Wales worse.

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9 months

BBC criticised after it emerges they are taking European temperature readings from inside ovens. A spokesman explained "We have an agenda to push; now pay your licence fee"

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Burnside

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5 months

On the first day of Christmas my Government gave to me, an adult sized child refugee.

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Burnside

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2 months

Thr voters of Rochdale go to the polls today, with Gaza likely to be the key issue for many. The war torn, post-apocalyptic hellscape, with raw sewage running through the streets and scant medical services offering no future its young is located just off the M62 near Manchester.

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Burnside

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Just imagine how much worse the recession would have been if we hadn't had 1.3million migrants last year. We will need 2 million this year to see any growth. Or perhaps importing chromosome deficient cousin fuckers to sit around on benefits isn't working?

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1 year

My house currently contains 4 daughters and 2 boyfriends and everyone wants a lift everywhere. I thought the best way out of this was to be visibly drunk.

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11 months

Big shout out to all the pundits whose first concern is about the reaction of the far right rather than toddlers being stabbed. You chaps really are making the world a safer place.

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Burnside

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4 months

Starmer got his knighthood for prosecuting postmasters (and not prosecuting Saville).

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Burnside

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1 year

And that will be your legacy. When the country needed journalists with reputation to question the greatest ever curbs on freedom you sat on the sidelines and threw stones at the unvaccinated. What a disastrous, tragic end to your career.

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Burnside

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Labour celebrating steelworkers losing their jobs because carbon will now be emitted in China rather than Wales. How long until they realise how much carbon will be saved by neutering the poor?

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Burnside

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2 months

There really is no reasoning with someone who needed a police escort to protect them this weekend and then blames the "far right".

Anneliese Dodds

@AnnelieseDodds

2 months

Lee Anderson isn’t the only senior Tory peddling extremist rhetoric. Liz Truss spread dangerous conspiracy theories with far right crackpots in the US. Rishi Sunak's weakness means extreme views are taking root in the Conservative Party.

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There will be a change to the BBC's Jihadvent schedule with "Intifada from Bradford" replacing "Carol's from Kings" before classic family favourites "It's a wonderful knife" and "Father of the child bride"

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3 months

Job for you @Femi_Sorry

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Burnside

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1 year

Well that escalated.

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6 months

The Covid Inquiry is equivalent to an Inquiry into the Titanic focusing on the performance of the band as the ship sank

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1 year

Teachers striking at my daughters school but turning up for their free school trip to the theatre tomorrow evening. Selfless heroes.

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Burnside

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9 months

I understand asylum seekers are afraid of water now, along with being school aged doctors who are persecuted for being gays to the extent they have to visit brothels. We, on the other hand, are a nation of fucking mugs.

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Burnside

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2 months

You can have low taxes or good public services. You can't have both. Says someone who has never been to Singapore. At the moment we have Scandinavian taxes for Eritrean public services.

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Burnside

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6 months

Easy Anne Boleyn.

The Guardian

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6 months

Half of Britons can’t name a Black British historical figure, survey finds

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Burnside

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2 months

Is it really an extreme opinion to think that no one who has lived in this country for less than 10 years (and paid tax in all of them) should get a penny in benefits? Why have we set out our stall to attract the world's grifters?

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3 months

Enter the Abdul Edezi lottery. All you have to do is suggest a mosque in South London to the Metropolitan Police for your chance to win £20,000. Good luck everyone.

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BREAKING: Government issues new guidance for social distancing on cross channel dingy crossings. Calling on limits of 100 per boat.

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