Forza Bahab @Forzabahab Twitter profile

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Forza Bahab

1 year

Imagine if there was a machine that could take you back to a period in your life and play it for you like a film. You can't change anything. You just experience it again. All those moments, good or bad, whenever you wanted.

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@Whiskey_Bravo69

1 year

@Forzabahab @Robbo4479 @JerseySpur5 @Saintzenitsberg Jol wanted what we wanted and you could clearly see it. But with Poch, I can safely say, no manager gave me such a sense of belonging as him. I’d walk over broken glass to have him back at the helm.

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Forza Bahab

@Forzabahab

3 months

Do you think all of professional football is now a psy op to see how much stress Harry Kane can take before he goes on a killing spree in his Sketchers? The evidence is growing tbh.

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

3 months

🚨 Antonio Conte has now emerged as Bayern Munich's preferred candidate to replace Thomas Tuchel as manager in the summer. (Source: @MailSport )

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Costs him nothing, means the world. That's the stuff.

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@Forzabahab

21 days

"The right way" "People of colour" Sure mate.....

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@ClockEndH

21 days

I support a club that changed football, a fanbase that embraced people of colour back when it wasn’t cool, champions people from all walks of life, never caught up in financial doping, had the best player to ever play in the league, won a league undefeated, has the purest fanbase

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@Forzabahab

2 years

There are no London derbies any more. There are hate fuelled grudge matches involving Tottenham, and bizarre love ins where two teams get together to sing about how much they hate Tottenham.

Mail Sport

@MailSport

2 years

Graham Potter admits he wants to one day copy Arsenal's tactical model and admires how the club have put their faith in Mikel Arteta | @Ian_Ladyman_DM

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@Forzabahab

5 months

I think the biggest compliment I can pay him is that stood in Elland Road last May I was sick of the sight of them, and since then he has got me to the point where I cannot wait for the next game, despite losing 4-2 last time.

The Spurs Express

@TheSpursExpress

5 months

🎙️| Ange Postecoglou: "I've loved my first six months as head coach of this fantastic football club. We are still very much in the early stages of our journey. We have been moving in the right direction in terms of the squad, style of play, results and hopefully you are enjoying

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@Forzabahab

4 years

He's called Chinese Alan because he likes Chinese food. Focus. The idea is to stop people kneeling on black men until they're dead. Not flail around looking for things to ban. Focus. George Floyd. Focus.

Mirror Celeb

@MirrorCeleb

4 years

Gavin and Stacey in race row as viewers demand TV show is removed from streaming

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Leicester and Spurs. The difference between being clever, and thinking you're clever.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Kane just ran 60 yards, past Hojbjerg, to try and tackle Lukaku. I don't want to hear any more about his effort and commitment.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Leicester 5th in a 3 horse race? That's how it works yes?

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@naijagyaldee The geezer is a bit excited but he's right. It's illegal not to wear a mask. Hardly anyone is exempt. I bet you're not. You're lucky it wasn't the real police. Put it on or stay indoors.

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@Forzabahab

1 year

Imagine it. A coach in the dugout who isn't ex Chelsea. Who doesn't swan around thinking you're beneath him and he's doing you a favour being there. Whose ambition is to win games rather than camp on the edge of our box and hope Kane or Son do some magic on the break. Imagine.

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@Forzabahab

6 months

@Billie_T No, the most Kane thing would be all that and us nicking the FA Cup as well.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

@Hanlo86 @fesshole People are selfish cnuts and if you ask the staff to move them they never help. Happens all the time.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@eve_rebecca @youngvulgarian Er, I've waited 6 long months for my car clock to be right. Don't deny me my victory.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@paulroyall @BizPears The fact you let it go on air when the man's name is on his shirt lays bare your shoddy standards, ingrained racism, or both. Everyone in the chain of command for that piece should be sacked. There is no excuse for it.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@Harrys1878nsno @McDonaldsUK Rivalry aside. Classy.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Dear @SpursOfficial , If you have to email me asking me to invite 4 guests to the Marseille game you have knackered the pricing. You should have done a £100 3 game package. Instead as usual your greed has bitten you on the arse. Thanks so much, Yours etc....

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@Forzabahab

2 years

@Baddiel If you report it just say he's also illegally sharing some Premier League footage. He'll be gone in seconds.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Arrested in Barnet. Doesn't mean he lives there. People have cars, and friends they drive to and occasionally visit or stay with. Also don't be happy it's not your club. Be angry someone got raped.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@djhancock1980 @SkyNews It's far more important that you shovel money into the tills rather than catch up with loved ones.

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@Forzabahab

3 months

@emmastorey81 Isn't that what Eric is there for? 🤣

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@Forzabahab

3 years

When you see it....

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@Forzabahab

4 years

Proper fucking limbs. Tottenham Hotspur and the FA Cup. A match made in heaven. Never ever forget it.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

Nearly 30 years since Sgt. Al Powell helped contain a terrorist incident at Nakatomi Plaza. Will you honour his bravery by watching the documentary Die Hard this Christmas?

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@Forzabahab

2 years

@Anna_Kessel @CPFC @Arsenal In it goes..

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@Forzabahab

1 year

"Good evening and welcome to Match Of The Day. In a moment action from Palace v City but first Alan, can jet fuel melt steel?"

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@Forzabahab

2 years

He's at the right club then.....

Infinite Madrid

@InfiniteMadrid

4 years

Getafe's Cucurella told Militao "Shut up, you f*cking monkey" during their duel in the game. It's remain to be seen if Real Madrid will report this. [ @carrusel ]

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@georgeeaton He wanted to be Prime Minister. He didn't want to do the actual job. Getting elected was his objective and he did that. He's bored now.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Every time i see this the pain is real.

Mido

@midoahm

11 years

I advise spurs to sign Salah from Basel..he is the player tottenham needs..he is better thn Lamela and much cheaper! #coys #EPL

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@Forzabahab

3 years

His legs had gone. He said it himself. Couldn't handle top level English or European football any more. The idea we let him go in his prime is just another lie that Spurs Twitter tells itself when the Nostalgia pills kick in.

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@otheranthony

3 years

@_HometownGlory Sold him the January before the Champions League final.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

@elspanishgooner I mean...

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@Forzabahab

2 months

It's the taupe that kills you...

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

2 months

Time to get warm at St James' Park 💪 🛵 @getir_UK

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@Forzabahab

3 years

You must be new.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Those club shop sale emails won't send themselves.

Tottenham Tiers

@TottenhamTiers

2 years

#thfc are VERY, VERY busy at the moment. [ @FabrizioRomano ] 🥇

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@loverofIrh Go round to each of their houses in turn and cave their faces in with a claw hammer. Use these screenshots as your defence and no jury will convict.

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@Forzabahab

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@Forzabahab

1 year

There is simply no football club like it in the world. If you think there is you're wrong. The end.

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@Forzabahab

3 months

@Billie_T Hahaha oh my word. Richy's piss taking is elite too 🤣🤣

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Scottish football is shit. How do i know? Joe Hart and Carter-Vickers are currently shutting Rangers out in a top of the table clash. . No further questions your honour

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@Forzabahab

2 years

I like that 3 in centre mid. Skipp and Winks can do their jobs and Hojbjerg can be off chasing a balloon and not get in the way

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@Forzabahab

3 years

@Dan_KP It's the Park Lane. Always has been, always will be.

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@Forzabahab

1 year

People enjoying a drink having paid for a match ticket. Meanwhile, you're filming them instead of just going home. They aren't the mugs here. Also people can want change at Tottenham and also spend their own money however they like.

Al Ⓥ 🌲🐾🥑🍌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@VeryAngryVegan

1 year

“Daniel Levy, get out of our club” but then you'll all stay and drink and spend money 😂 mugging you off.

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@Forzabahab

1 year

They weren't scared of anything. That's why we loved them.

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@owenthfc__

1 year

What a night this was man

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@Forzabahab

1 year

I don't care if you think it's no longer cool to enjoy it. You're simply wrong. It's about moments.

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1 year

4 years ago. What a night

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@Forzabahab

6 months

They Never Learn

Mesut Özil

@M10

6 months

Who else should be able to break that record? 😬 Bottle Job FC is back 🫡

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@Forzabahab

3 years

@SamWallaceTel Are these like the assurances they gave Kashoggi that popping into the embassy was safe?

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@Forzabahab

2 years

They should get the Arsenal physios manning the COVID wards. People will be coming in at death's door and moonwalking out two hours later

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@Forzabahab

10 months

@MunichFanpage Said it before but we aren't Borussia Bendover pal. Pay up like a proper club or clear off.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@VicBergerIV Dear America, How come no one has smashed this guy into next week? I mean, it's nice that you're so polite, but him not ending up in hospital every week defies the laws of fight physics surely?

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@jamesdoleman @twcuddleston The kind of people who think dissertations are worthless are the kind of people who wouldn't have the intelligence or application to even attempt to write one. Upsetting them is a badge of honour.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

I didnt realise 'neither' was an option....

Daily Hotspur

@Daily_Hotspur

4 years

José Mourinho has revealed he will inform the #thfc board they must choose which game to prioritise as they cannot do both: Burnley on Saturday or RB Leipzig on Tuesday. | @NickGodwinSport

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@Forzabahab

2 years

@MPFed If there was a popularity contest between the mayor and the Met the mayor would win hands down. Much as he has the last 2 mayoral elections. You should be rooting out the bad police rather than picking fights you can't win.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Lots of snobby replies. Just a reminder that we ended up in this competition because that's how good we are. Thinking we're too good for things is why we've won fuck all in 13 years.

The Spurs Web

@thespursweb

3 years

#THFC will play one of the following teams in the play-off to qualify for the Conference League: 🇧🇬 CSKA Sofia 🇭🇷 NK Osijek 🇵🇹 FC Paços de Ferreira 🇮🇸 Breidablik 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Aberdeen FC 🇷🇸 FC Čukarički 🇸🇪 Hammarby Fotboll 🏳️ Larne FC

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@Forzabahab

2 years

You arrest people in football crowds based on cctv every weekend. Does he have to come to your office and kick the cat right in front of your face for you to arrest him?

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

2 years

@SkySportsNews We've been in touch with @RSPCA_official who look into and, if necessary, investigate any complaints made about animal welfare.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

STOP MENTIONING ARSENAL IN FUCKING SONGS.

Spurs Song Sheet 🎶🏟 🤍💙Home of Tottenham Chants

@SpursSongSheet

2 years

🎶 🇲🇱 SECOND BISSOUMA CHANT (in addition to Tequilla) 🇲🇱 🎶 THREAD AND VOTE BELOW 👇 👇 👇 #COYS #THFC #Bissouma Will push the winner, alongside Tequila so get voting!

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Those of you thinking that #MUFC have been hard done by against #COYS need to remember that one night their keeper dropped a shot a yard over the line, got away with it, and everyone just laughed about it. #TOTMUN

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@Forzabahab

4 years

STICKERS? FUCKING STICKERS?! THE FRONT ON THEM. THIS MUST BE AVENGED. ASSEMBLE THE PANINI SQUAD! TO FINSBURY PARK QUICK SMART!!

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@Forzabahab

4 years

Poch had 5 great years at Spurs and a few bad months. On balance he can wear whatever the hell he wants.

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@Forzabahab

1 year

He might be great. He might be terrible. But he'll at least not make you want to gouge your own eyes out with an ice cream scoop watching them play.

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@Forzabahab

1 year

Watch Bissouma. Look at him demanding the ball off centre halves. On the half turn looking to create. Then look at Hojbjerg standing where you can't give it to him. Absolute fraud. Embarrassing that he's kidded 4 managers now.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

The answer is Hoddle. It always is.

The Spurs Web

@thespursweb

2 years

🤔 You can only pick ONE of these midfielders for the current Spurs squad in their prime, who you choosing? 🔘 Modric 🇭🇷 🔘 Dembéle 🇧🇪 🔘 Hoddle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔘 Van der Vaart 🇳🇱 🔘 Gascoigne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔘 Ginola 🇫🇷

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@Forzabahab

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@laythy29 It's ALWAYS relevant, because it's a song about hope. It's always coming, but it never arrives. Tournament after tournament we whip ourselves into a froth of hope, and every time it lets us down. But we keep singing because we're football fans, and we need hope to survive.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Fuck me......

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@Forzabahab

3 years

He's fucking bonkers, and sad as it is I'm all in.

Last Word On Spurs

@LastWordOnSpurs

3 years

🇮🇹 Spurs head coach Antonio Conte is FIRED UP after recording his first Premier League win as Tottenham Hotspur manager! #THFC | #COYS | #TOTLEE

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@Forzabahab

1 year

Should get them to buy dogs. *takes off sunglasses, clears throat* So they can get used to holding onto leads.... *bows*

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@ArsenalN7

1 year

🇪🇸 Mikel Arteta is influencing his players and staff to settle down and start families so that they aren't distracted by playboy lifestyles and can focus 100% on their football next season. Absolute elite mindset ⚪️🔴

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@Forzabahab

1 year

GET RID OF THE CRAP PLAYERS NO, NOT LIKE THAT. Deranged fanbase, honestly. Most of you hated him ffs.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

@brianmoore666 Someone booed it at Spurs on Sunday, then everyone near him stared at him and he basically died of Cringe's Disease.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@AnfieldEdition Here mate, drop it in here...

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Please God let this happen.

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

3 years

Newcastle told there isn't "anyone better" than Jose Mourinho to be their new manager

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@Forzabahab

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@Salah23552134 @Richiethfc46 @ShaunlfcT

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@Forzabahab

10 months

New captain. New vice captains. New manager. The #ageofange begins. #tellyourfriends

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Imagine if we'd won

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

2 years

🗣️ "If players make big mistakes they get punished, but if referees make big mistakes usually the teams get punished." #LFC assistant manager Pep Ljinders says it is 'not correct' that players are punished when referees make mistakes.

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@Forzabahab

1 year

@HLTCO Those people have aged/ been priced out though. It's different people now and they aren't as loyal.

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@Forzabahab

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@adamcccc123 Could you sign this for me if I send it to you?

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Just remembered. As the guy in the Graham Taylor stand was being treated yesterday some prat behind me was proclaiming that you never saw people taken ill in grounds before the vaccine. We really need to talk about the standard of education in this country.

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@Forzabahab

3 months

@I_amMukhtar Hear me out. Meghan ghosted Piers. Harry ghosted Dan.

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@Forzabahab

11 months

Cheats. Don't care about the rule. You appeal for that on a Sunday you get a bat round your head. Disgusting. I hope Stokes calls it out in the post match media, and we spend the next game testing their pads and helmets with beamers. Even the posh boys in the long room know.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

Just in the queue at Tesco and the idiot in front of me is on his phone organising a trip to Southend with his mates because 'the hot weather will kill it off'. Anyone who doubts Darwin is looking pretty silly right about now.

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@Forzabahab

2 months

Europa here we come. Teams with names like a wifi password. 120 points tops to get a ticket. No vlogger nonces and points hoarders in sight. Can't wait.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

You also had the insane experience of being out coached by a man who was being bummed in the D wing showers as the game was going on. Get to fuck you absolute whopper. #tothegrave

The Spurs Web

@thespursweb

3 years

Jose Mourinho: "I had the insane experience of taking a team to a final, and not playing the final. I never thought that would happen in my career."

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@Forzabahab

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People saying Hojbjerg is tired. Of course he's tired. He spends half the game charging in the wrong direction. The idea that resting him will mean that suddenly he will be able to pass read a game and control a football is why we have 2 protests agaist ENIC on different days.

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@Forzabahab

11 months

Wait. So Dele had stuff going on in his life that was affecting his game? But Spurs Twitter told me he was a lazy waster more interested in gaming and clothes than football. Who to believe, who to believe....🤔

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@Forzabahab

1 year

People in the replies saying he's tired. He drops this nonsense in pre season ffs. He's not tired. He's shit.

Rebuild FC

@wise0w1

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#TheViking

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Levy Out people, look away now...... 😬 League table of profit from the Premier League era...... I JUST TOLD YOU TO LOOK AWAY, ok, up to you....

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@Forzabahab

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@pokeefe1 Conte sat at home trying to persuade his wife and kid to swap rural Tuscany for South Shields?

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@Forzabahab

2 years

@HLTCO Any Spurs fan worth his salt has already priced this in.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Ledley on the tablet. "Yeah look, he just calls him a Chelsea cnut every single day. It's amazing, seriously, scroll through...."

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@Forzabahab

11 months

I've got no problem with anyone disagreeing with me on here about Spurs, but don't ever patronise me like I've only been going for a few months. There's a fair chance they've been letting me down since before you were fired out of your dad's bollocks.

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@Forzabahab

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@Otto_English "What are you in for?" "GBH and armed robbery. You?" "I wrapped some C4 round a lamp post to protest a policy that doesn't affect me..."

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@Forzabahab

2 years

The way Conte wants to play can only work with crisp accurate passing in possession. Otherwise you end up playing in your own half and eventually someone will screw up. We can't pass it at the moment and it's a real problem.

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@Forzabahab

1 year

@pokeefe1 As long as the meltdown is directed at the people who didn't offer him the job I'm ok with it.

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@Forzabahab

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I loook forward to the Spursy redback spider bite in the khazi story....

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@SpursOfficial

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Next stop: Melbourne 🇦🇺

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@Forzabahab

8 months

Fun fact. Spurs's next game will be the fifth hate fuelled grudge match involving Tottenham and another London club. Out of 11. As opposed to the bizarre love ins where 2 London clubs get together to sing about how much they hate Tottenham.

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@Forzabahab

4 years

@YidVids Eriksen has never been a fist pumper or badge kisser. His body language is reserved. He has never bitten into tackles or charged about endlessly. When he was playing at an elite level none of this mattered. Now he's lost form it looks like indifference.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Harry Kane is the greatest goalscorer in the world. I will not be accepting any dissent.

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@Forzabahab

6 months

@Billie_T @JerseySpur5 His output has dwindled to the levels of effort he was putting in at the end of his Arsenal contract.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Tell me you've never used public transport in London without saying you've never used public transport in London...

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@Forzabahab

3 years

Harold Edward Kane is probably the greatest English striker you will see in your lifetime. Instead of digging him out on here try sitting back and drinking it in because when he's gone you won't see the like again.

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@Forzabahab

3 years

@_PaulHayward Or, and hear me out here, make a man who signed a contract honour it. Crazy i know but there it is.

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@Forzabahab

2 years

Don't worry Spurs fans, they'll change the rule tomorrow.

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