The best looking guy I know and spurs hero
@rhysowenbriaris
is running the london marathon for Great Ormond Street, any donations much appreciated to get over £1k
Richarlison slagging off conte in an interview, conte slagging off richarlison, starting him in the next game, scoring after 4 minutes, shushing conte only for it to be ruled offside is the most Tottenham sequence events imaginable
Imagine falling into a coma 4 years ago and waking up today to see the fucking undertaker holding a trophy in front of Ronaldo in Saudi Arabia for fuck sake this game is finished
Eriksen scored at the bridge the last time we won there. Not saying that was a long time ago but he’s gone to inter, won the league, died, came back to life, joined Brentford and scored there again since it happened.
Quite funny that Kulu has obviously told the players about a pre meditated celebration with the ball but Richy still boots it away, then has to go and get another 😭
Todd Boehly is the funniest thing to happen to the premier league in years. Bro is just scrolling through BBC gossip column to get names and instantly buying them for clout. Has the energy of a divorced dad buying a Ferrari to try and win his kids over
In seriousness it’s not just Roman who is being punished by all this. It is the fans who travel up and down the country to support their club. Kids who have fallen in love with the game for the first time. Even as a rival fan you have to admit that that is very very funny
Do you ever deep how mad it is arguably the greatest ever manager picks Foden every week but this ex Middlesborough chancer doesn’t pick him, the audacity
Last year Conte lost his right hand man and friend of 30 years to cancer. Soon after he lost two of his closest friends and team mates in Vialli and Mihajlovic. He then had to have surgery, came back too early and got signed off again. On top of all that he also managed Spurs.
Love Island would be much better if they put some normal blokes in it. Imagine one of these birds having to couple up with 25 stone Keith from Sheffield with a Brexit tattoo
I am a teacher. If your child is doing school work at home in the coming weeks and you’re struggling please feel free to ask someone else as I want to watch every season of The Wire
Germany vs England today. Remember last time that fella set up a go fund me for the crying German kid but then turned out to be a sex offender. What a time to be alive on twitter that was
"I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."
This, which could have come out of a Christmas cracker, is the Joke of the Year.
Comedy is dead.
Be shit having Christmas with Fabrizio Romano wouldn’t it. Telling you what’s in every present before you even open it. Have a day off twitter and get a life pal not everything needs to be said every hour for days in advance
Arteta fannying about with a lightbulb and the contents of a drama school prop box and Pep jumping around gesticulating have made people lose their minds, this is just how normal people talk, nothing awkward about it whatsoever
Boo's ring around the Emirates after Arsenal lose 3 on the bounce:
One to West Ham (a complete fluke), one to Fulham (an uncharacteristic performance which can be attributed to injuries and Fulham changing their tactics), and one to Liverpool (where they were the better team).
Oriol Romeu returns to Barcelona after starting his career in La Masia 19 years ago 🔵🔴
#FCB
◉ Contract until June 2026.
◉ Documents signed with Girona.
◉ Release clause into contract: €400m.
Official, confirmed. ✔️
Just when you think Emerson’s social media game can’t get any more iconic he tweets Spurs Thailand in Thai to say thanks for a friendly…that was in South Korea