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Living a perfectly happy life that is regularly ruined by Tottenham fucking Hotspur

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Joined January 2022
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
Let’s not forget this btw. Incredible.
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
No phones. No shirts.
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@JerseySpur5
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If you’re criticising Ange you’re a complete and utter fucking idiot
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@JerseySpur5
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The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?
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@JerseySpur5
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Finally someone at Sky has said it ‘A real credit to Postecoglou that he has got a side absolutely decimated by injury and he’s playing like this at the Etihad’
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@JerseySpur5
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Nothing better than seeing that smug Arteta smile wiped off his fucking face
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@JerseySpur5
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5 months
Cheers @ericdier . Always one of us
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@JerseySpur5
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Give Saka something to *really* limp about 👍🏼
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Vice-captain @CutiRomero2 🫡
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@JerseySpur5
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3 months
Matty Cash v Romero next week
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
Don’t let this Man City CL and treble win distract you from the fact Arsenal were 11 points clear in the PL with a game in hand and 1 month left and totally capitulated #Bottlejobs
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@JerseySpur5
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‘WE’VE GOT AARON FUCKING RAMSDALE! YEAH!!’
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
• Arsenal win the league • West Ham win the Conference League • Poch to Chelsea • Kane to United
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
@CarefreeLewisG By all means
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
@talkSPORT @pennant83 Yeah I’d definitely be listening to Pennant for advice 🙄
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@JerseySpur5
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@Mbariis Why have you put up a picture of an Aston Villa player?
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
Kalvin Phillips has had a better season than Odegaard and Saka. That’s how it works isn’t it Arsenal fans?
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2 years
Football’s back
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Saka doing his trademark fake limp to distract everyone from his classic dive. Little rat.
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
Salah has missed 3 of his last 6 penalties. Kane gets abuse for scoring all his. Make it make sense.
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
Sky continuing the Arsenal ‘fairytale’ narrative and comparing them to Conte’s job despite this being Arteta’s third season with them spending £440m in the last 5 years 🙄
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
Strengthening when you’re already strong? What is this sorcery?! You’re meant to wait until the wheels start falling off and then panic buy 4 players who turn out to be a disaster. Silly Liverpool.
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
2 years
🚨 Liverpool on course to sign Luis Diaz from Porto before transfer window shuts. Sources expect fee of around €60m including add-ons to be agreed. 25yo Colombia winger also targeted by Tottenham but is believed to have opted for #LFC @TheAthleticUK #THFC
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Let’s not forget Arsenal broke protocol by continuing to field a player on multiple investigations for sexual assault hoping that by winning the league it would make it worthwhile. Karma is a bitch you scumbags.
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@JerseySpur5
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D D D L W W L L 9 points from 24 when it really mattered ‘Not a bottle’ though apparently. Give me strength.
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@JerseySpur5
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7 months
And this is why they crumble. He’s too emotional. Too highly strung. Too immature. They need a level head in these situations and this idiot is leaping about on the touchline like a loon and now having a breakdown in the press conference.
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
The absolute state of this.
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
£15m a year to throw away a 3-1 lead against the worst team in the league with 13 mins to go. After the debacles of Sheff Utd & Milan. Imagine still defending that 😄 #ConteOut
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
No Mitoma, Mac Allister or Caicedo for Brighton today and they’re 4-0 up. Poor Conte didn’t have a chance competing with squads like that.
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
Lol look who @itvnews interviewed about the sanctions placed on Chelsea
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1 year
Not a big game for West Ham today apparently
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
Nothing to see here
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@JerseySpur5
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4 months
Can someone please knock Arteta clean out. Most insufferable cunt in the PL
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
Liverpool booing the National Anthem. Doing Merseyside no favours.
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Spurs with the “Sign On” song. Doing London no favours.
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@AFTVMedia
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"We're gonna be smashing it in the Champions League next year!" 🏆 #ARSBRE #AFC
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Didn’t take advantage of the 14 successive seasons of European football but you can bet your bottom dollar the ‘no Europe’ excuse will be right at the top of the list when it comes to our lack of spending this summer
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@JerseySpur5
JerseySpurs
1 year
Harry Kane the first footballer to go down after being struck in the face last week, and now our game v Brighton to be replayed due to some bad refereeing. Tottenham, trail blazers since 1882.
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@JerseySpur5
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👀👀👀👀
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@naticoineth
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Here's Jeffrey Epstein's Island visitors that was confirmed on #EpsteinFlightLogs 🧐 #EpsteinClientList Adam Perry Lang Akon Al Gore Alan Dershowitz Albert Pinto Alee Baldwin Allison Mack Alyssa Rogers Anderson Cooper Andrea Mitrovich Andres Pastrana Angelina Jolie
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One of the worst refereeing displays ever seen. At Anfield/Old Trafford you’d half expect it. City Ground? Fuck off.
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
Arsenal fans up and down the country desperately using this scoreline as the reason they dropped points in 5 of their last 7 games
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
We had fans waiting 8 years for Lamela to try and have the impact Kulusevski has had in a coupe of months 😄
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@JerseySpur5
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Still the Ndombele fanboys exist in April 2024 😂
@lucam____
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You guys would rather ‘madders’ play hero ball for 90 mins
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@JerseySpur5
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@DH_LDN @Block25AA In case their mum sees them on Facebook and grounds them
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2 years
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@JerseySpur5
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Such a fairytale Matt, plucky little Chelsea somehow competing. How have they done it?!
@Matt_Law_DT
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Chelsea now unbeaten v Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham and Manchester City. They should really be a lot higher up the table than they are but there are some encouraging signs moving forwards - not least they've scored 8 goals in 2 games v Spurs and City.
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@JerseySpur5
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Hardest working, most creative player in the PL. Still plenty that don’t rate him 😄
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@SpursOfficial @Emerson_Royal22 Treat yourself to a weekend off mate, you deserve it 👍🏼
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Saka?
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@JerseySpur5
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@footballdaily ‘Remember Mark when you go to bed tonight, Anthony Gardner has an England cap. You don’t’
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1 year
And they’re still playing him every week as if nothing has happened
@TheSunFootball
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Premier League star arrested for two ‘rapes’ quizzed over another sex attack
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@JerseySpur5
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Blimey the days of Kirstie Gallagher on Sky Sports News seem a long time ago now
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1 year
Is Dave on here? Deserves a follow if he is for that measured and articulate take down of Levy
@talkSPORT
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😬 "If you look at Daniel Levy's track record, more often than not he has got it wrong." 🫣 "I look at the club and I'm very concerned!" #THFC fan Dave explains why he believes that Daniel Levy is to blame for his club's struggles. ⚪
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When we said everyone wanted Leicester to win it we were told to stop being ‘paranoid’ 👀
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@JerseySpur5
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People who clap Pochettino Monday also clap as another man pounds their missus
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
The Arsenal v Chelsea ‘derby’
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
Wait. He played YNWA on speakers at training to replicate Anfield? And then got smashed 4-0? This series is going to be great 😆
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Countinho on 5 mins and turns the game on its head. It’s ok though we’ve got Lo Celso.
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@JerseySpur5
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Ended the game with 10 fit players. 6 of them were Emerson, Davies, Dier, Skipp, Hojbjerg and Gil. 3 points off top 😄 Happy New Year lads 🥳
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2 years
Whoops 👀
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@JerseySpur5
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A story in 4 acts
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
One of the few positives from that was the strength off the bench. Peresic, Bissouma, Richarlison actually making a difference.
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@JerseySpur5
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So in January we will be without: Romero Van Der Ven Sarr Bissouma Bentancur Maddison Son And that’s without any other (inevitable) injuries. Yet you’ll still get pundits & opposing fans saying Ange has been ‘found out’
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@JerseySpur5
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@michael_reid11 What is it now? 3 weeks?
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@JerseySpur5
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@MrGeorgeBenson How did you type all that accurately with those tears pouring down your cheeks?
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@JerseySpur5
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The games against Newcastle, Chelsea and Liverpool when it was crying out for this system and he finally does it in the one game where we want to be wide open. Unbelievable.
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@TomSimmonds86 @BBCSport What’s the ball boy‘s job again?
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@sportbible @MattHughesDM Well let’s be honest it would only be one fanbase we’d have concerns about…
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1 year
Still baffles me why we didn’t do this against Woolwich.
@thfcem28
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Completely unnecessary, going nowhere. Back to goal… Incredible, I could watch it all day 😍
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@JerseySpur5
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10 months
Some bloke called WizKid playing at the stadium tonight. Never heard of him but 17m Instagram followers says it should be a sell out. We have to sell Kane to be able to afford any decent centre backs though remember. COYS, Daniel.
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@JerseySpur5
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10 months
Think we’ve found Hojbjerg’s burner account
@AdamAlfi
Adam Alfi
10 months
Bissouma has the first touch and the passing ability of my 12 year old. My 12 year old is absolutely useless at football
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@jonoblain Palace fans booing us for it. Maybe try doing something about it then
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@JerseySpur5
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@MailSport Bloody ‘super defensive’ Conte. Sick of it
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Emerson Royal appreciation tweet 👏🏼
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Keown probably regretting slagging off Kane pre match by pointing out that 7 of his goals against Arsenal were ‘only penalties’ Fucking Neanderthal headed cabbage.
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Imagine not wanting this guy as an upgrade and plodding on with Hojbjerg until the summer
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@_Eric_Robinson
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What sports moments that occurred pre-Twitter (July 2006) would cause chaos on the app if it existed at that time?
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@Martin_Buhagiar Someone didn’t study one point perspective at school
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@JerseySpur5
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6 months
I regret to inform you that they’re at it again
@afcpatron
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@bhavss14 Gabriel Jesus has scored some R9-esque goals this season. Quietly having a world class season.
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What’s Merson on about? Arsenal are ‘chasing’ City 2 years in the trot? They were 8 points clear last season you old pisshead 😄
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@LiverpoolPhotox No fanbase like it
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@JerseySpur5
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4 points off top at Xmas with half the side missing. I’ll take that. Up the Spurs 🍻
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@JerseySpur5
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2 years
Arsenal fans reaction: ‘Warra trophy’
@Danke_Mersi
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Still remains one of the greatest moments in football 🤣
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@AFC_HymnSheet @SpursOfficial Blimey are you having some kind of breakdown?
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@JerseySpur5
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The Terry family everybody….
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@MailSport
Mail Sport
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John Terry reveals Rio Ferdinand has blanked him on the beach in Dubai in a bitter 14-year-long spat over claims the ex-Chelsea captain racially abused his old team-mate's brother Anton
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@JerseySpur5
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@CF_Compss Hope this helps
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@JerseySpur5
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Reminder that Newcastle’s last major trophy was 68 years ago yet they get nowhere near as much grief as we do.
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@kca0027 @MPH1982 Don’t forget the Odegaard stat saying he has scored the most goals for a midfielder, ignoring Dele Ali
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@JerseySpur5
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Why do Sky pander to this ‘YNWA’ wankfest pre match as if it’s a national anthem? They stop the commentary and give it uninterrupted coverage. Weirdos
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
As soon as Scott Munn was appointed from that footballing hotbed of….Australia, we should have known his mate who’s greatest achievement is winning the SPL with Celtic was on the way. What a club 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@JerseySpur5
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Lots of opposition fans seem to think Ange has been ‘found out’ in recent games. Happy for them to think this tbh. Keep playing dumb lads.
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@JerseySpur5
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1 year
I remember Conte constantly saying he loved the players and the mentality and how great they all were. Repeatedly. But now it’s self preservation time it’s all changed. Funny that.
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@JerseySpur5
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@PaxtonRoadUpper Yeah bad take this mate
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@JerseySpur5
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Built this while watching the Tennis #PartOfTheProblem 🏟️
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@JerseySpur5
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@premierleague The expected replies from the tolerant Premier League fans from the Middle East 🙄 #DarkAges
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Djokovic eating the pesticide soaked grass on centre court but scared to take a vaccine #Wimbledon
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@JerseySpur5
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Spend £1 billion and the measure of their season is how they’ve done compared to a team that finished 8th last season and then lost the best striker in the world. Old Matt continues to find new ways to embarrass himself.
@Matt_Law_DT
Matt Law
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Pochettino reveals that he feared for his job after Wolves defeat - and yet the Chelsea turnaround has been such that the club may reflect they’ve had a better season than Tottenham #cfc
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