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Jonny Blain

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1 year

There's no player called Gary at a World Cup for the first time since 1982.

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5 years

That was Vincent Kompany's first shot on target from outside the penalty area since December 2013.

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5 years

Get your American golfer name by using the last thing you purchased online followed by the surname of your favourite actor and then any number between 1 and 3. Charger Hanks II

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2 years

And congratulations to Cristian Romero for completing three Tottenham matches without a yellow card for the first time.

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2 months

🚨Cristian Romero record!🚨 Sunday's win at Aston Villa was his 10th consecutive club match without a card, a new career record.

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Jonny Blain

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3 years

Maradona entered the world with Tottenham top of the table, and that's how he leaves it #ripdiego

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7 months

Might frame the Romero to Vicario pass graphic

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Jonny Blain

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1 year

Last two scorers against Wales at the World Cup: Weah Pele

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Bristol City have beaten four Premier League teams this season. That's more than the Premier League's Swansea and West Brom.

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

I'd much rather watch Hazard all day than CR7. There, I said it.

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Jonny Blain

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8 years

Watch the lino... foul, throw, corner, goal-kick, sub.

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Jonny Blain

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6 months

This is mad:

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

If you're not sat there all day thinking Tottenham will lose 2-1 and go out on pens when previously they'd go through on away goals, you're not proper Spurs #thfc

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

England v Belgium tomorrow...

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Jonny Blain

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1 year

@realadammcohen Who does Gary Bale play for?

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

All I want for Christmas is... #thfc #COYS

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

The curious case of Chesterfield (continued): Now 18 League matches without a win, equalling the club record. Now drawn 8 consecutive League matches, equalling the club record. Unbeaten in last 11 matches in all comps, best run for 12 years.

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

The Mourinho thing really is this simple for me: Inherited a broken team. Fixed it. Kane got injured. Had to find a new plan. Found a new plan. Son got injured. Not sure there's another plan available - if there is, I'd like to hear it (and don't say Parrott).

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

Tottenham first half goals in the last 8 matches: (most recent first) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Ref has to be sent off for retaliation here...

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

10 in 12 v Arsenal 1 in 2 v Barcelona 1 in 1 v Bayern 6 in 13 v Chelsea 4 in 4 v Dortmund 5 in 4 v France 1 in 1 v Germany 1 in 2 v Juventus 6 in 11 v Liverpool Also scored v Croatia, Man City, Man Utd, Spain. Sorry @Musobob35 I don't have his record v the Harlem Globetrotters

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Jonny Blain

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1 month

*8th most

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2 months

@fullback03 Most fouled player in the league. Look it up. Just the facts. Thanks.

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

Good old Simeone...

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

Divorced, divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived #thfc

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

Imagine Lo Celso with Son and Kane. Imagine that...

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

Dorking Wanderers goalkeeper Dan Lincoln, who will play in the National League this season, has just smashed 101 off 50 balls for Berkshire against Middlesex.

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1 year

Not the quickest goal Man Utd have conceded in that net:

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1 year

@Carra23 He couldn't get us past Sheffield United and a fairly awful Milan side. What happened in the previous 15 years is rendered irrelevant at that point.

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1 year

Arsenal have played 4+ times away from home against two teams in their history and never won. Barcelona and... Oxford.

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Jonny Blain

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8 months

Here's a list of all the teams that Tottenham have played at the new stadium and not beaten (in PL): Liverpool

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5 years

@philpete committed to all of it, lovely.

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1 year

Let's be real, this could really have been 0 wins from 10.

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1 year

It's Turkish Airlines I feel sorry for.

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Jonny Blain

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8 months

13 career semi-finals, 3 goals. 4 career finals, 0 goals.

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Kane says watching England teammates go the distance in CL “hurt”, and he didn’t care about the PL record He joined Bayern to finally win and loves how, unlike Spurs, bad results are “disasters”

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Jonny Blain

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3 years

First Harry Kane and now Ben Davies scoring. What HAS Conte done...

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Jonny Blain

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7 years

Portsmouth were 12th in the Premier League when Obama was inaugurated, Villa were 4th, Bournemouth 23rd in League Two.

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Jonny Blain

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10 years

Leeds and Watford have had 5 managers between them since Aston Villa last scored a goal.

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Jonny Blain

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6 months

How on earth has Ryan Sessegnon been out since early February?! Bentancur did his ACL, returned, and got broken again since then.

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

Davy Propper is the first outfield player to start a match and have no touches since Jason Roberts for Blackburn v West Ham in December 2010 (both subbed in the 10th minute).

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Jonny Blain

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9 years

It's Barry Bannan's shirt, lads...

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Jonny Blain

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7 years

I'll bring this up again... days top of the League in last two seasons: Hull City: 1 Tottenham: 0 (probably the score on final day too)

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Jonny Blain

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3 years

Conor Coady scores with his first ever shot on target in the Premier League.

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Jonny Blain

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7 years

Clattenburg with his best 'don't step to me bruv'...

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Win, lose or draw Tottenham have come a long way in three years. Forget the 'have to win a trophy' brigade, this is a superb team punching above its weight, competing with and beating European Champions instead of losing to PSV, PAOK and Rubin Kazan #thfc #totjuv

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Jonny Blain

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1 month

'A bad day for Arsenal but a shocking day for Tottenham' said Merse. I reckon it's the other way round, tbh...

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Jonny Blain

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3 years

Tottenham have 'spent' just over £60m this window and if you include Romero and Gollini it's closer to £100m. Some players that needed to leave, have, but others haven't. Of course, people will throw toys and complain but Rome wasn't built in a day etc...

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

@afctony2 @VieiraPaddy Just you.

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

Potentially signing two players with over 250 apps for Juve and people still moaning. Let's wait and see how they go (if it happens) shall we...

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

Today is Tottenham's first home PL Saturday 3pm kick off at White Hart Lane since 5-0 v Swansea in December 2016 #thfc

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Jonny Blain

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3 years

England scoring in the opening 5 minutes at the Euros: v 🇸🇪 in 1992 (lost) v 🇩🇪 in 1996 (lost on pens) v 🇵🇹 in 2000 (lost) v 🇵🇹 in 2004 (lost on pens) v 🇮🇸 in 2016 (lost) 😬

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

That's four goals from five shots for Bergwijn v Schmeichel this year...

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Jonny Blain

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1 year

Imagine your answer being Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

Mauricio Pochettino has 99 Premier League wins as Tottenham manager, in 168 matches. Only Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho have reached a century with one club in fewer matches #thfc

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Jonny Blain

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1 month

Roads around Bilbao about 35 minutes ago...

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Everton's away record v current top six since Feb 2011: Played 43 Won 1 Drawn 14 Lost 28 Scored 28 Conceded 82 Points 17/129 #efc #everton #arseve

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Jonny Blain

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1 year

What's rarely mentioned is that Tottenham lost Bissouma and Bentancur in the space of two days in February. The season was littered with injuries throughout but that was the end for me. You can't go three months without a forward looking central midfielder.

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

Lots of dislike for Kane tonight, let's take his goals out of England's competitive results shall we (since 2017): 1-1 Croatia (2-1) 0-1 v Colombia (1-1) 3-1 v Panama (6-1) 0-1 v Tunisia (2-1) 0-0 v Lithuania (1-0) 0-0 v Slovenia (1-0) 2-0 v Malta (4-0) 1-2 v Scotland (2-2)

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

I don't understand why Tottenham fans don't want the Europa League. The club needs the money, the squad is too big not to have European football and it's another route back in to the CL as well as a potential trophy (you know, the thing many moan about having none of). #thfc

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

Burnley are the first team to score more than once in a Premier League match despite not having a shot on target (since such data became available from 2003).

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Jonny Blain

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11 months

Did Spurs fans expect Pochettino to do his first Chelsea interview in Spurs leisurewear, with a tear in his eye?!

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

To confirm... if Watford win 7-5 at Arsenal and Aston Villa win 1-0 at West Ham, Watford would stay up on the away goal scored in the head-to-head between the sides. @DaleJohnsonESPN

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

Should Bayern Munich win tonight, it will be the first time that two reigning League Champions from the start of that edition have contested the Champions League final since 1997-98 (Real Madrid v Juventus). #UCL #lyonbayern

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

Never change Tottenham, never change x

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5 years

If you're not sat there all day thinking Tottenham will lose 2-1 and go out on pens when previously they'd go through on away goals, you're not proper Spurs #thfc

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

Top at Xmas/League winners... 2018 Liverpool / ❓ 2017 Man City / ✅ 2016 Chelsea / ✅ 2015 Leicester /✅ 2014 Chelsea / ✅ 2013 Liverpool / ❌ 2012 Man Utd / ✅ 2011 Man City / ✅ 2010 Man Utd / ✅ 2009 Chelsea / ✅ 2008 Liverpool / ❌ ---------------------- 1996 Liverpool / ❌

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Jonny Blain

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7 years

APOEL v Tottenham on Tuesday... both have reached more Champions League quarter-finals than Arsenal in the last seven seasons.

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

My wife is Polly Pocket Crystal II... sounds like another of these word associations...

Jonny Blain

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5 years

Get your American golfer name by using the last thing you purchased online followed by the surname of your favourite actor and then any number between 1 and 3. Charger Hanks II

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Jonny Blain

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9 years

Tottenham's last 8 PL wins: 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, 5-3, 2-1.

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Jonny Blain

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4 months

Love hearing the Tottenham get battered song at the darts. Rent free in your heads. How annoyed you must get every time we win. Love it.

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

I'm convinced another manager would be given a pass right now. Jose has baggage, sure, and of course he was happier when he took charge, but he had Kane, Son, Sissoko and the squad had a positive glow to it. It's now become so easy for the haters to hate with the squad depleted.

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Jonny Blain

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2 months

So this just happened in Ethiopia v Lesotho:

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

@AlexShawESPN helps a bit when you play Tranmere, LASK and Club Brugge.

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Jonny Blain

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1 year

55th goal for England after a lovely switch of play but Craig Gardner won a League Cup.

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

To say my mate is superstitious is an understatement... this is great #thfc #ucl

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Jonny Blain

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2 months

What on earth is that. Pathetic.

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

Tottenham really missed Doherty today. Makes good runs off the ball which are key in this formation and how the team plays. Royal just can't do it. Big loss (never thought it would be).

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

England at tournaments since 96: 1998: R16 2000: GS 2002: QF 2004: QF 2006: QF 2008: DNQ 2010: R16 2012: QF 2014: GS 2016: R16 ------------- 2018: SF 2020: F Bloody Southgate.

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

Here's the best bit of the last Tottenham v Newcastle game you were allowed to go to:

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Unai Emery is set to become only the fourth manager in Premier League history whose first name and surname both begin with a vowel (also Ossie Ardiles, Egil Olsen and Alan Irvine).

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Australia's last 3 World Cup goals: Jedinak (pen) Jedinak (pen) Jedinak (pen) #denaus #worldcup #aus

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

Bournemouth have played a Premier League match without facing a shot on target for the first time #boutot #thfc

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Jonny Blain

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1 month

@ArsenalSince86 Still 8th though

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

@philpete prove it.

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Crystal Palace had 4 shots on target v Watford - 88:13, 88:14, 88:15 (goal), 91:14 (goal) #CPFC

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

This.

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Jonny Blain

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3 years

@FootballCliches Once drove Philippe Christanval to Ipswich (no, I'm not a cabbie) and he bought me a Twirl at the petrol station. I didn't even ask for one.

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

About to begin what could be many months without work. Health of a nation comes first, of course, but it's going to be a tough ride. So many freelancers around all in the same boat. Stay strong brothers and sisters. And remember, if it hits the post, it's off target.

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Jonny Blain

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9 months

Kane had enough chances to win things. Could more have been done to push the club on? Yes. But spare me this lazy narrative that he's been plugging away at some third rate football team with no hope.

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

'Football is nothing without fans'. Most of us have spent our entire amateur 'careers' playing in front of a passing dog walker and the right backs dad who comes every week. Football is still something without the fans.

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Tottenham have won 166 away matches in Premier League history, Pochettino has won 44 of them (25.6%). How bloody awful were Spurs away from home @danielstorey85

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

Man Utd went to Tottenham following that 5-0 drubbing by Liverpool and won 3-0. Anyone know who they've got next?

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Jonny Blain

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4 months

Maidstone have become the first team from National League South to reach the FA Cup 4th round since Havant & Waterlooville in 2007/08.

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

@scottishpsc any news on the 7 arabs who played for Israel in the game? Asking for the normal people.

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Jonny Blain

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1 year

@talkSPORT Game of opinions and all that. Just, this one is ridiculous. 'Three years past his sell-by date'. Goals in the last three years: Kane: 103 Wilson: 30

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Jonny Blain

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1 year

Any danger of playing England's number 10 and Brazil's number 9 together?

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Jonny Blain

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5 years

No wins for the champions this weekend... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man City (2-2 v Tottenham) 🇫🇷 PSG (1-2 v Rennes) 🇩🇪 Bayern Munich (2-2 v Hertha Berlin) 🇪🇸 Barcelona (0-1 v Athletic Bilbao)

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

Here's the PL table from when ENIC took charge of Tottenham. A 5th consecutive double digit finish. Tottenham were only going one way, and that's south. Numerous relegations since for teams finishing above. There have been mistakes, but words like 'parasite' are despicable.

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

The best thing about Tottenham v Newcastle last season:

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Jonny Blain

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6 years

Happened to me once, v Catford and Bromley in 2000. Told the ref he'd got it wrong but he couldn't change his decision so I rolled the pen to the keeper. We were 2-0 up and lost 3-2. Wish I hadn't bothered.

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Jonny Blain

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4 years

Harry Winks scores his first goal since Tottenham's last away win, at Fulham, 36 years ago.

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Jonny Blain

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2 years

If Liverpool draw 5-5 and City lose 6-0, we have ourselves a play-off.

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