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James Doleman

@jamesdoleman

8 years

Still my favourite journalistic line ever.

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James Doleman

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6 years

Any man who can do this should be allowed to.

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James Doleman

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6 years

Imagine banning the world's coolest dog.

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James Doleman

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4 years

All in it together

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James Doleman

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2 years

Why would they want to ban the coolest dog in the world?

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James Doleman

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3 years

Scary headline not backed up by story shock.

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James Doleman

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6 years

Sun reveals that University "snowflakes" understand the key questions raised in a novel.

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James Doleman

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2 years

Five years ago today. Smiling in the face of hate.

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James Doleman

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4 years

Breaking, at pre-trial hearing for Julian Assange a court has heard that he will be calling a witness who will allege he was offered a pardon by the US government, if he would say Russia was not involved in the leak of DNC documents during the 2006 election.

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James Doleman

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4 years

Interesting contrast

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James Doleman

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4 years

Without comment

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James Doleman

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3 years

When the bar staff really don't like you.

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James Doleman

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7 years

Katie Hopkins tries to take on the Scottish education secretary. It doesn't go well

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James Doleman

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7 years

Was speaking to the many not the few Piers.

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James Doleman

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2 years

Brilliant response

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James Doleman

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2 years

They've worked out the wasp sting vaccine trick lads. Back to the drawing board.

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James Doleman

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3 years

My mum died on Sunday She was 81 Her life mattered

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UK PM Boris Johnson resisted Covid lockdown last autumn as he thought the people dying were "essentially all over 80", ex-aide Dominic Cummings tells BBC

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James Doleman

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4 years

I've been here for 6 hours hoping someone else shows up to take over.

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James Doleman

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3 years

@thequentinletts Hi Quentin, I'm a reporter for "Things That Didn't Happen," magazine and wondered if you would be available for an interview?

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James Doleman

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4 years

When you get your big TV break on the same day your cats finally decide to sort it out once and for all

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James Doleman

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4 years

Most cities are putting inspiring messages in their windows during the lockdown. #Glasgow is being honest

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James Doleman

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9 years

A message of hope from a local ticket machine.

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James Doleman

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4 years

Only Boris Johnson could be two and a half hours late for a meeting that's happening outside his own house.

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James Doleman

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8 months

Because I'll get £30m back in dodgy contracts, and become a Lord.

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James Doleman

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4 years

Some good news for a change: Got a call from the hospital about my post chemo CT scan. All my lymph nodes are back to normal and the treatment was "a success," no need for further action. I can't thank the wonderful staff at the Beatson enough. x

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James Doleman

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5 years

Taking the jobs of ordinary decent British Nazis

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5 years

Tommy Robinson and UKIP recruit Polish Nazis as personal security. Read the full article:

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James Doleman

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4 years

They don't even try to hide it any more..

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James Doleman

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10 months

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James Doleman

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2 years

Osprey diving.

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James Doleman

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6 years

Theresa May's chief of staff doesn't realise what Google ads you see are based on your own browsing history. #Oops

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James Doleman

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4 years

Could someone knock up a quick statue of Boris Johnson so we can cut out the middle part and just throw it straight in the Thames? #downingstreetbriefing

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James Doleman

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3 years

A question: You're going out for lunch and you see Nigel Farage and Darren Grimes struggling in the water and you only have time to help one. Do you have chips or just a salad?

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James Doleman

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2 years

Dont settle until you find someone who loves you like Harry Cole loves Boris Johnson

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James Doleman

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3 years

DUP MP shocked to find gospel music is sung by black people.

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James Doleman

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1 year

At Celtic Park today

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James Doleman

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4 years

Most trusted names in British News Gibbo 42% Ricey 15% Cheeks 22% Ricey's mate 5% Via YouGov, 1 Dec 2019

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James Doleman

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7 years

That Conservative Manifesto in full #GE2017

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James Doleman

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2 years

The revolution is on its way

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"Tommy Robinson," in a confrontation with a police officer in London after being deported from Mexico.

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James Doleman

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4 years

In her later years, Enid Blyton's work took on a darker tone.

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Five arrested after 110mph police pursuit in North Yorkshire

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James Doleman

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2 years

@toryboypierce At our local school, rather than celebrate Christmas, they are putting on a play about a middle Eastern refugee family being refused shelter. It's Political Correctness gone mad mate.

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James Doleman

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Enid Blyton's work grew increasingly dark in her later years.

Suspected spies for Russia arrested and charged in security investigation

Orlin Roussev, Biser Dzhambazov and Katrin Ivanova were arrested in February under the Official Secrets Act after being found with multiple passports from different countries.

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James Doleman

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1 year

Glasgow responds to a new installation of public art.

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James Doleman

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3 years

A linguistics professor at Glasgow university tells the class, "There isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice comes from the back, "Aye, right."

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James Doleman

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8 years

Donald #Trump was asked about cyber-terrorism last night. This was his reply

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James Doleman

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3 years

"Mum, dad's shouting at traffic lights again!"

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James Doleman

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1 year

The more I see of this guy, the more I wonder if the country really has a coast at all.

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James Doleman

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7 years

Imagine being the person who had to phone UEFA to say Celtic couldn't play Linfield on the 12 July because of a battle that happened in 1690

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James Doleman

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8 months

These women are international football players who have just won a world cup. But they don't understand football like Stu

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James Doleman

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4 years

New social distancing rules in England, you can't gather in groups unless there is a till present.

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James Doleman

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1 year

Neither of the places are in England

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James Doleman

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9 years

This Sound of Music re-make does not look promising http://t.co/a01xnLYe1A

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3 years

Home office immigration van leaves Pollokshield without its expected cargo

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James Doleman

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4 years

Did Fiona Bruce just say #bbcqt audience tonight was more Tory than Labour to reflect the local audience? The programme is being broadcast from Liverpool.

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James Doleman

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2 years

Of course he did.

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James Doleman

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3 years

Imagine how the Battle of Britain might have went if we only gave the Polish and Czech fighter pilots 3 month visas?

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James Doleman

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1 year

What an amazing coincidence.

Firm That Gave £400,000 to Conservatives Wins £93.8 Million Government PPE Deal

Another company with links to the Conservative Party has been awarded a massive PPE procurement contract, reports Sam Bright

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James Doleman

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4 years

Er...

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James Doleman

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3 years

Do as I say, not as I do.

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3 years

Best headline ever.

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James Doleman

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2 years

If this was your son you would fill the sea with ships of any flag. But don't worry. He is not your son. You can sleep peacefully. And above all of course, He is not your son. He is just a lost son of humanity, Dirty mankind, that makes no noise. He's not your son Marco Leoni

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James Doleman

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5 years

Says man who punched an employee because he couldn't get what he wanted for dinner.

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James Doleman

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3 years

The police acquit the police. The government acquits the government. The media acquits them both. Welcome to Britain 2021.

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James Doleman

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4 years

You may hate 2020, but what other year could produce a headline like this?

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3 years

Man doesn't understand the concept of vaccination.

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James Doleman

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Andrew Neil to Liz Truss "How many of the 200,000 starter homes you promised in 2015 have been built?" "I don't have the exact figure to hand.' "It's easy to remember, it's zero." #PoliticsLive

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James Doleman

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3 years

How it started v how it ended

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James Doleman

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8 months

A piece I wrote for . @BylineTimes More personal than my usual output, hope you like it

The Departure Lounge

Byline Times regular court reporter James Doleman reflects on his terminal diagnosis and the kafkaesque bed blocking situation many like him find themselves in

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James Doleman

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4 years

A story in three acts.

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James Doleman

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8 years

#burn

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James Doleman

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5 years

Can't get over this picture, Greta Thunberg a year ago, sitting alone outside her school, on strike for the planet. One person can make a difference.

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James Doleman

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Seeing a lot of journalists using the word "gaffe" to describe Mogg's Grenfell comments. A gaffe is when you make a mistake, a slip of the tongue. He meant every word.

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4 years

Bird hero of the day

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James Doleman

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5 years

Not saying it looks bad for May, but Paul Gascoine has just arrived at 10 Downing St with a cooked chicken and a fishing rod. #BrexitDeal

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James Doleman

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Rest in peace Margaret Doleman. 15/05/1940 to 18/07/2021

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James Doleman

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Hans Gruber died at Nakatomi Plaza 33 years ago today. Lest we forget

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James Doleman

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"Just like his mother did."

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James Doleman

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Glasgow pub sign

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James Doleman

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The man on the right sent a tweet to Jess Phillips saying "I wouldn't rape you," and got banned from twitter for life. The man on the left was convicted of racism charges in Scotland. They are both now official #UKIP candidates.

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3 years

A cunning plan, except for the fact the match was broadcast on the BBC.

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James Doleman

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"Hello police? I'd like to report a murder."

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James Doleman

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1 year

When you lied at the job interview.

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James Doleman

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4 years

Imagine banning the world's coolest dog

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James Doleman

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2 years

For those kind enough to be asking things are looking up health wise, I'm out of intensive care today and being transferred to a normal ward. Life saved by the NHS again, imagine being without it.

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James Doleman

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#Brexit

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James Doleman

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Harry Windsor walked into the High Court and gave evidence under oath. Piers Morgan hides in the shadows.

Privacy trial judge asks why Piers Morgan has not given evidence

A privacy trial judge says he may have to "make inferences" about journalists not appearing in court.

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James Doleman

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John Major refused to do a deal with the DUP to stay in power, resigned and stood for re-election instead. #JustSaying

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BBC reporting that, during her visit, Theresa May did not meet any of the survivors of #GrenfellTower for "security reasons"

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First Tom Hardwood, now Julia Hartley-Brewer They just can't help themselves.

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Prince William visits Scotland, thank goodness for the crowd barriers

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Scotland

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James Doleman

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Exclusive picture of #TobyYoung deleting his old tweets

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She must be gutted

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Then went to visit a vaccination centre

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History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes. #brexit

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James Doleman

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5 years

Breaking: Steven Yaxley-Lennon has been found guilty of contempt of court. More to follow.

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James Doleman

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. @JamesMelville "I arranged to meet a number of gentleman at what I thought would be a serious policy discussion about coronaviris. When the speakers threatened to hang NHS workers, I was unable to condemn this as I had lost my phone and forgotten my twitter password.

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James Doleman

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Thoughts in the new Scottish restrictions: If not going to the pub for two weeks saves one single life, it's worth it.

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James Doleman

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Tory scandals a timeline. 1. Deny it happened 2. Refuse to comment and launch an inquiry 3. Agree it happened but nobody is to blame 4. Say it's time to move on

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James Doleman

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2 years

Possibly because she won 18,574 votes in her constituency, while you managed 375.

Martin Daubney 🇬🇧

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2 years

A world where potty-mouthed fish wife Angela Rayner is allowed to occupy the pedestal of decency, public decorum & conduct is a world gone mad The fact Boris has allowed this to happen is utterly staggering. Never has a Prime Minister so willingly set fire to their own hair

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James Doleman

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For those interested. Saw my consultant today, she said the best thing, "We're not giving up on you." I'm off to the Beatson for 3 weeks of intensive radiotherapy from 10 July. Will be sick as a dog, but fingers crossed it works.

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