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I NEVER use the friends and family option and I NEVER ask for payment until I complete a commission!!!
Everyone's posting about weird bird sightings, so I wanted to share this - I got an assorted batch of fertile eggs from a local farm & put them under a broody hen. One egg was kind of weird looking but I figured it was a rare or heritage breed. Well, this sucker hatched out -
@pinkistheworst
@DatGreenMonstah
Pro tip: work clothes (such as orange jumpsuits) are fairly cheap and good at making bystanders think you're there on official business.
So there was a protest to
#reopenmaryland
today . . . by people who remained in their cars . . . almost as if there was a disease they were trying not to catch by staying isolated from other people . . .
@Zooophagous
I tried that and Minnie almost attacked the judge XD Aly got a ribbon for saddest rescue backstory (taped in a box and thrown in a dumpster)
Someone reminded me of that plush lumberjack doll you can turn inside out and it's a werewolf, which apparently isn't made any more . . . I know how to make something like that.
I want to sincerely thank
@MoistCr1TiKaL
@Wendigoon8
and
@zealotonpc
- they used my Goatman image but reached out to me, paid for the used and are adding a credit. Now that's how you do it! With artists being treated worse and worse lately, this is very heartening. Good guys :)
The mama hen wouldn't go anywhere near it, so I've been hand raising it. It's aggressive towards the other chicks but it follows me around and likes to cuddle. Makes godawful noises, too. Was wondering if anyone else has hatched out anything like it?
One of my favs for
#Spectember
- this is an alternate universe "Dinosauroid" - that is, it's what a paleontologist who descended from dinosaurs imagines an intelligent mammal might look like. Meant to gently spoof some spec dino tropes.
I tried calling the place I got it from, but they seem to have gone out of business or something. The Backyard Chickens forum isn't any help. Maybe it's a hybrid? If it's valuable, I'm hoping it turns out to be a roo so I can breed it.
@arhcultleader
Yeah I had a kid pretend to invite me to someone's sleepover birthday party as a "joke". Imagine how it felt to have to call your dad to come pick you up right after you got there :/
Have an opportunity to get a friend for my hen, so I'm opening for a drawings - head & hands 65, full body OR 4-frame tf 100 usd via PyPl. Comment to reserve, first come first serve!
I *think* I did all the commissions I owed but if I missed one, please let me know. Otherwise, I'll be opening up for a 5-part tf headshot sketch tonight. Gotta get a new car tire unepectedly 🙄
@iTerryTommy
Retail workers are punished if there's too much shoplifting in their department in a lot of places where I've worked, unfortunately. So you're not stealing directly from a worker, but you could still be harming them.
@RhiannonOrizaga
@skeletonpup
We had a lot of guys from there at the grocery store where I used to work, and they were very flirty, but like you said, in a non-gross way. And they flirted with EVERY lady - the grandmas from the nursing home down the street loved them.
A bit early in case you want to get planning:
#AWOOOOTOBER
- the werewolf art prompt list!
Doesn't have to be drawings, can be writing too, and works for other critters (but werewolves are Best).
@plapchardesign
@horror4kids
Babies can't follow directions, can only be on set for a limited time per day, and can't be put in dangerous situations. Lots of good reasons for a stunt robot :)
Okay, opening up for two: 5-step, line art TF headshots. Doesn't have to be a werewolf, I'll turn anything into anything. $60 via Paypal on completion.
@itslittletunny
My friend's cats - Nika (the brown one) had her babies about a week before Madame Butterfly (the white one), and Butterfly "helped" Nika. When she popped, they raised the kittens together in a big pile.
I am taking another $60 portrait sketch slot - got to get my little man neutered next month. Animal, human, monster, tf - I like offbeat OCs! Written or art ref. Comment below to grab!
Ok, as long as I'm sitting here I might as well take a quick commish. Fullbody sketch, $45usd P*yp*l, realistic or toony like the examples below, any kind of critter is fine. First come, first serve, comment to grab!
Another transformation sequence - this time into an as accurate-as-I-can-do Spinosaurus. Obviously werewolves are the best but I love the challenge of drawing something different. It's all about the anatomy for me :)
Latest werewolf tf, for
@ArcticDag
!
He is supposed to be enthused but he also looks a bit bizonkers by the end XD
I'll be taking another one of these tomorrow (Sunday)