Thinking about the time my beloved childhood dog passed away and someone on instagram commented "don't cry...you will see him VERY soon ♥️" trying to comfort me, and it was so threatening it snapped me out of a sobbing fit for an entire hour
Highschool acquaintance on FB post:
“Being married is the WORST thing I’ve ever done. Every day I wipe his ass and tie his shoes. I am dying every second of every day. I wouldn’t trade it for the world, love this crazy goofball!”
*pic of a man with dead eyes staring blankly*
yarr but i love pirating. One time in highschool I got a letter in the mail from *REDACTED ART PROGRAM* to stop pirating or there would be vague consequences, & my mom was screaming "WHAT DO WE DO!!" over & over, & I said "this" and threw it in the trash and nothing ever happened
I got tboned be a red light runner and Soup escaped and is missing. If you are in the St. Louis tower grove area please look for her and help me find her. She should still have an orange leash attached to her
Soup is home! We’re going to the e vet she’s bartered and bruised. Because of all the shares two amazing people went out and looked and found her injured in an alleyway!
This dad watched me draw start to finish while at my table, and then asked me “did you draw that?” And I said “No.” The look he gave me was a mix of confusion and fear I can’t quite describe..
Right after the car crash and losing my dog..me & my friends and family terrorized a whole neighborhood like little starving victorian orphans or hours
I woke up with no car and barely any mobility and a dog to match, but look at this, I am now healed, she has healed me, doja cat commenting on a bman post
below please tell me your pet's name, and the bastardizations you call them instead. We all do this and I love it.
EXAMPLE:
Name: GOOP
but I call him:
-Gooby
-Goopert
-Gungo
-Gungus ("there's a gungus among us" is often said under my breath when he enters a room)
-Glim Glom
This drawing made so many people dm me to tell me to k*ll myself last year but even that didn’t make fireworks not scary to my Soup so I’ll try it again!
people misgendering my dog: oooh my GOD!! I am *SO* SORRY!!! **SHES** A GOOD **GIRL***!!! sorry!!! IM SORRY!
people misgendering me: excuse me si- 😬oh uh... excuse me whatever you are?? 🤢🤮
People commissioning a pet portrait for someone else: “She’s very energetic! She loves treats! :)”
People commissioning a pet portrait of their own pet: “He’s a stinky piece of shit. Goblin child. Please draw him looking like a complete fucking moron.”
me, age 7, picking up worms from the sidewalk and putting them in the grass as my classmates scream in disgust:
I am a good person, and for this God will reward me lavishly. I WILL be granted a pikachu for protecting nature so vigilantly. You will all be sorry.
Learning that it's ok to "draw the same thing twice," and having tropes and themes in your art is actually neat and not a cop-out has made drawing so much more fun for me!!
After Goop passed away Soup would just hide in the bathroom all day only coming out to pace around looking for him… But ever since Sandwich was born she’s been back to her old self. I really think Goop’s love was reborn into him. 🥺🥺
Mom keeps telling me to use tinder, but I clearly remember when she went on craigslist casual encounters & I was like "don't, you'll see a penis!" & she looked me dead in the eye & said "Grace.. NOBODY would put their PENIS on the INTERNET," clicked a link & immediately screamed
Vet said it’s very likely Breakfast has CH, or “wobbly cat syndrome,” it can be caused by the mother being starved during pregnancy. & she was 😢 It effects their sense of balance but causes them no pain and is not progressive, they live full lives & don’t know they’re different!