Dad called and asked how my weekend was and I gave him the whole rundown but it was just a lead in for him to tell me that he dragged a dead body out of a lake
These are the kind of outfits I would make in Tony Hawk when I was 12 until I brought my memory card to my best friends house and his dad said “is he supposed to look gay”
Can’t believe you need to be told this: men were not more androgyne and fruity in the 1950s, you’re just watching a pirate-themed musical.
The actual reason we lost these type of men is because you can’t smoke on airplanes
I have no idea why Ben Shapiro bought a 1x10 or why everyone is talking about it, but I hope it can draw attention to the insane inflation of lumber prices, especially structural plywood like OSB
Some guy who used to say his name was wolf used to show up to some of my house parties in Mississippi and would jangle the keys to his BMW and say shit like “indie girls don’t appreciate nice cars”
This is so fucking stupid man. Rogan Types aren’t “yang supporters” they’re non-voters, eager for anyone to explain their disaffection and offer solutions. And if you think trying to incorporate “nice liberals” is good for the movement just look at the state of the DSA
@maiab
Interesting color of emoji. Can’t say I’m surprised white women find the need to shame “uppity” men of color for having some self respect. Be well
Big ask. I am 62 this weekend, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx
Some guy at the show on Friday asked if I was ethnic Steve. I understand a big account such as Patrick getting recognized but If you can spot me IRL you should self reflect
Bro those videos of American citizens being grabbed at the airport for being dumb enough to believe the public statements of the sitting president are sooooooo funny lol the cops are the good guys again!!
“I had stress fractures in my leg going into that cage. It was debated about pulling the thing out.”
Conor McGregor describes shin and ankle injuries he says he had heading into
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I hope everyone that is so happy about the death of theaters is also cool with the death of blockbuster films. Streaming will not be able to sustain them at all.