Girls will be like “oh you’re dating during the pandemic? I stay home and have sex with my long-term serious boyfriend who loves me because I actually care about other people lol”
I love it when the east coast goes to bed and the west coast can just tweet our wildly uninformed but inarguably fun takes without any of these chilly, weird little know-it-alls butting in on our shit
guy: baby what’s it like to be so sexy
me: depressing. it doesn’t matter. nothing matters. the world’s ending. you’re not gonna love me. so who cares.
guy: tahts hot
we should never lower the age of consent, we should only raise it. like when I was 19, I thought a guy was intellectual bc he recommended me a Tarantino movie.
More than 450 Jewish creatives, executives and Hollywood professionals have signed an open letter denouncing Jonathan Glazer’s “The Zone of Interest” Oscar speech.
My jewish mother is somehow so disappointed that I’m dating a Jewish lawyer because “we don’t need a lawyer in the family, we need a doctor. What do you need a lawyer for? We have enough lawyers”
When a stranger tells me I parked my car in an insanely disrespectful way it’s likeee… everyone’s just looking for an excuse to talk to the pretty girl
age gap relationships are perfectly acceptable as long as they are mutual, like the girl provides love, affection, coolness, and the man provides an explanation of the cultural relevance of the OJ trial
A girl just rear ended me because she was on her phone and I just waved like “it’s ok” because as a woman I just don’t think we should experience consequences for things like this 💕
My mom once told me about how she was a PA on a film set for 20 minutes and then they asked her to carry a pole and she just left without telling anyone. To me, that’s a girlboss
Anyone giving the 19 year-old girl who married an 89 year-old man shit for it clearly doesn’t realize that a 19 year old girl can fall in love with literally anyone
Cocaine found on White House premises, dispatch call shows… First son Hunter Biden, 53, who has acknowledged a prior addiction to crack cocaine, was on the White House grounds Friday before heading off to Camp David with his father for the holiday weekend