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Stop hitting it with the dirt conjuring hammer idiot

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The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colours is to hide how dirty they are

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reading r/smalldickproblems and r/bigdickproblems to get both sides of the story

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Fall out boy racking their brains for 40 seconds trying to figure out what rhymes with George Floyd before finally settling on Metroid

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I'm still watching the GTA IV playthrough with traffic at 1000% speed and it never stops being funny

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Just found out that 85% of the purchases in the world are made by women and I want to throw up and not buy a single thing ever again. Consumerism is anti-feminist.

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Lmao

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I’ve been told that I as a white man can’t go “latina mode”

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@zachsilberberg Come vGet Some pills

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(Getting dumped) Haha good luck finding another 5’10 white boy with long hair and a shitty beard, idiot

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That movie Limitless is so funny the plot is just like “What if adderall was real”

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@duddersj If it were any less subtle he'd have dollar sign popping out of his eyes

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Game Boy is for real fuckers only

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nintendo gameboy ad, 2001

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@dklmarxist Fighting a guy coming at me on a ladder is only slightly more difficult than fighting a guy asleep in a chair

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This format just doesn’t do anything for me if I’m being honest

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@Raddsurfer That's called kidnapping

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@EclecticHams Continued human existence isn't our main priority this quarter.

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@zachsilberberg There’s a little guy in there playing the song

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@JUNlPER no straight man has ever had the words "ruin outfit" enter their mind

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@Gaby_Moss @lmNOTcatholic Come over here bro you have just that rapist vibe that we were looking for

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@okimstillhungry Man what an unsupportive community

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@lampladygrace It's baffling because most of those guys play in real punk bands during their downtime and then they get together and make stuff like this

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@drone_jock Asian girl on the weezer reddit is like a tuna in a shark tank

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@steinkobbe When you turn 40 and get on that googoo gaga shit

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@chiweethedog My first vehicle was definitely a hurricane car you could see pavement through the trunk the rust was so bad

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@doulbedoink It's true. This guy in my engineering class would say yahoo like super mario completely unprompted at least once a class and it took all my strength not to go devil may cry on him

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@PresidentToguro I got so distracted by the fkin apple in every shot that I almost didn't notice he's also trying to flex in every shot

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@nopoweradeinusa One time I tried to open up to my mom about depression and she said “That can’t be right I saw you watching Rick & Morty the other day and you were laughing.”

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This thing is like one of those AV Club covers where they try to do their own thing but not one of the good ones

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@prophethusband Tyler if you delete my grocery list again I’m gonna fucking lose it

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The original song is corny and didn't need to be modernized but if you're gonna do it it should all be post -2,000. The 90's stuff is completely out of place

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@dodgonkulator (Mid-way through first hand) May I be excused

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@zachsilberberg He’s gonna so pissed when they get a gorilla to sign its pronouns

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I hate that this dipshit has Diddy Kong as his avi. You don’t deserve Him

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@okimstillhungry My partner won't stop laughing when I pull out the D20 to roll for cunnilingus

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@CantEverDie It’s happening

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@JarJarFan69 Battle of the Subway Jareds

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@waziot I was a staunch zionist until I realized hamas were Gamers

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@leyawn @TheHyyyype The plan would've been perfect except for the fact that they couldn't find a single caucasion male willing to do a hate crime

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@DerekPutin Workheads be like just one more paycheck bro

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@arvofart Black people, in the Caribbean?

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@Cozzi_ im so goofy *unhinges jaw*

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@KevMagnet Squarespace marketing guy: I guess people like this stuff? Alright here’s $10,000

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@calebgamman The slowmo shit is so played out I almost can't believe he's still doing it

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@HelloCullen I'm so glad we've reached the point where white guys can get racially profiled

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@muddaub Every day someone comes in and buys a mountain of crab legs with food stamps and Obama is there and he cries

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@legotrillermoth He said he didn’t want to build a retro gaming rig and they took his badge

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@chiweethedog to tell me that it was somehow still running and somebody got shot to death in it while the vehicle had a lapsed title in my step dad's name. It had 230k on it when I got rid of it. The brake lines also just burst one time due to the rust and my foot went to the floor

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@UsingCigarettes Wow you’re homeless? Have you tried dropshipping?

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@okimstillhungry Make the baby autistic next time

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@DeckTheNerd I love run the jewels

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@Niel6261 Have you heard of boxers

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@Devon_OnEarth I’m 26 years old and I can’t be off my phone for 5 minutes without some oldie commending me for not being on my phone

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@ByYourLogic Bigger car = safer is completely unscientific and just vibes. All cars have more or less the same crumple zones now and the Civic has a lower center of gravity

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@Ill_iterat Is this dude just walking around walmart looking for a guy blitzed on opiates that he can prank? That must take at least three minutes

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@skatie420 People on dating apps are not sentient

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@KOA_Kishin My life is like a bideo game

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@Wario64 Damn only like four years late on this one

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@sjwarlock I heard that he cuts it like that on purpose to look like a Roman general lol

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@punished_cait what the fuck

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@legotrillermoth He thought he was grilling him so fuckin hard lmao

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The real generational divide is based on how We Didn't Start the Fire by Fall Out Boy makes you feel

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The rage quit guy is doing soft porn now

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@fellawhomstdve lol

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@CantEverDie RIP man. The 15 year old girls of this country are little bit safer today

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@TheRealSneel He said that you son of a bitch

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@Unemployedneg

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Why is he still going by Neil "Young" at 78 years old??? Lowkey groomer behavior

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@gayest_tone I don’t know if this guy is relevant anymore but I feel like he launched a whole breed of corporate youtubers who have good editing and zero substance

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@JUNlPER It is absolutely real

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@jewbyboobie

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@CantEverDie

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@my__name__was Enforcing borders is for whites only

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@low_dosage You know what they say. If you love someone, throw them on the street.

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@chiweethedog It was pretty fucked from the get go but it ran and it was $1600. I picked it up in 2012 and then "scrapped" it in 2016 when it blew the head gasket (I literally never changed the oil) and started overheating. I thought the car was gone but my mom called me up this year

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@Hannah_bmbmbm Amazing how he can be pushed to the brink and still possess no self reflection. Still it's "𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 took my family away."

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