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Destiny's Bastard Child

@ElectricChimp

3 years

@glenscorner We blame other nations for having ghettos We blame people in our own ghettos for being trapped there

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@fasc1nate yeah but

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@ninaturner @POTUS He's telling us why Democrats don't do anything b/c it's hitting poor women and girls the hardest If it were hitting rich women the hardest, it would've been fixed long ago

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@SamBraslow @TinaDesireeBerg Zero police showed up to the Oakland, CA protest There was no violence The police *are* the violence

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Both the Nazis and Soviets were transcendentally evil. Germany has recovered; Russia continues to be a global evil. Germany faced its past.

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Stalin’s starved millions: Anne Applebaum uncovers full horror of Ukraine famine

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@AnthonyMKreis @TheOnion I am so glad that they referenced this, at length

Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules

WASHINGTON, DC—In a landmark decision Monday, the United States Supreme Court ruled 8-1 that it rules.

www.theonion.com

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@Simon_Whitten Progressives, for years "There seems to be a fascist slant in newspapers" Centrists "OMG you see fascism EVERYWHERE" Fascist newspaper writers "Fascism is great, isn't it?"

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@gtconway3d NATO security officials are calling it a full-on attempted coup - with security forces collaborators

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@Giovanni_Lido but what about The Queen?

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@besf0rt @dhookstead Here you go - a fitting tribute

The Onion Looks Back At Donald Rumsfeld And The Power Of Following Your Dreams

The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

www.theonion.com

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@Freeyourmindkid @RezOKC I think scenes like that are specifically what drives racists to hold onto power: The fear of being rendered subservient to minorities.

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@HopkinsBRFC And the puppy tries its best to cheer him up too much 😢😊

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@JElvisWeinstein @ArielDumas Easier just to run it through the dishwasher

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@Tazerface16 @elonmusk @historyofarmani That's twitter, man I've been on here for four years, fighting against Trump, giving out great jokes, being woke af, and I've still got <1k followers, get hardly any likes/retweets I'm a former marine who's invoked my oath to the Constitution - no-one cares

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@MisinforMervin @whocaresmanlmao An artist's depiction of blaming the sun - our true god - for radiating our rock with solar energy

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@BreeNewsome NATO security officials are calling it a full-on attempted coup with security forces collaboration This was far worse than 9/11: The president violently attacking Congress and the vice president

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@bensiegel NATO security experts are calling the attack on the Capitol a coup Trump brought them to a boil, pointed them at Congress & Pence and security forces failed to do elementary preparations - or even reactions That reeks of real coup

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@selectedwisdom "Law and order" is code for preserving affluent white male supremacy enforced via racist, classist policing

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@HomelandKen I literally cannot count how many worse injuries I've had from playing sports from Marine Corps training Hell: from performing chores around the house Yet you whiny babies beat us for standing up for our rights and complain about your scratches?

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@haileybranson So mass incarceration is a jobs program? One that steals the freedom from people of color and benefits rural Whites? There's nothing else we can pay those rural people to do, like fight fires instead? Something that helps us all, and doesn't destroy lives, families, communities

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@kenklippenstein amazing how terrified America's wealthy are of this country having Europe's level of social security

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@Chicanatravels She ran it to heart failure by tying it to her bike then she doesn't care much while the guy saves it cold af

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If Trumpists feel that they are above the law and continue to attack and continue to be effectively above the law they will create fascism that way This is a real threat, one that helped to drive Germany into fascism

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@leftfield6 @RexChapman I'm pretty sure that he's in panic mode between it and adrenaline, he's able to move away He probably felt like total shit about 20 minutes later, when his body comes out of fight-or-flight I bet he won't be able remember climbing out of the window or walking away

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@ScoobyMcpherson A lot of people will disagree with me but I say: 1) Detach from societal carrots & sticks 2) Become a truly moral/virtuous person, as best as you can 3) Earn a clean conscience as best as you can 4) Know that nothing can truly protect you from trauma/tragedy 5) Don't lose hope

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@AdamSerwer They don't really mind totalitarianism as long as it's White-supremacist/Christianist It was really about having to obey anyone else's rules

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@starsandstripes Life catching up to the Onion

Soldier Excited To Take Over Father’s Old Afghanistan Patrol Route

FAYETTEVILLE, NC—Saying he “never could have imagined” he would have the opportunity to follow directly in his father’s footsteps, 19-year-old U.S. Army Pvt. Tyler Corcoran was reportedly excited...

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@PplsCityCouncil that's the whole Boomer thing going from demanding that they not be sent to Vietnam, later demanding that their own kids be sent to Iraq & Afghanistan

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@DanRather Interesting how many saviors of our republic are Black

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@theserfstv

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@aptly_engineerd Maybe after public school teachers? Vulnerable kids are *really* taking a massive hit right now

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@BreeNewsome Absolutely. It is adding up to genocide.

Yale Epidemiologist: U.S. Handling of Coronavirus "Awfully Close to Genocide by Default"

An epidemiologist didn't hold back in his assessment of the U.S. response to Coronavirus on Wednesday. Yale's Gregg Gonsalves said the approach came close to genocide. Gonsalves

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@PreetBharara Republican's only path to victory is now through authoritarianism They act accordingly

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@JamesUrbaniak @MikaelThalen It's getting harder and harder to be an old-fashioned country lawyer

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@kenklippenstein so looking forward to finding out why this isn't important

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@vanillatary Imagine arguing that America's pre-WWII non-violent resistance to Japan's fanatical imperialism was the US going too far

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@trapmasterrick @JamilSmith People who attack others with police calls should definitely be punished. The upside: The hid has gotten a surge of business as a result of the whole thing.

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@loisbeckett Would he have said the same if you were Black or Latino? I can't say for sure, but I'm guessing that the answer is 'no'

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@iLoveTheUWS All the fascists on here: "Something bad happened, especially to someone running a business? Time to make America fascist!" Bad things invariably happen under any and every system; blaming a free society for street thugs leads to every part of society being run by street thugs.

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@the_twitr_acc I'm going to assume that the shipwreck happened on a Monday

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@sandboxpete @CNBC The government is to blame It didn't take any of the possible serious steps that other countries took to stop/slow the virus It didn't take any of the possible serious steps to save Americans from homelessness The government did this - a government most didn't vote for

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@oneunderscore__ Can we make up the term "envisionary" for people like that, who envision lots of things that don't happen It could be useful for everyday interactions, calling people out for following bone-headed fantasies

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@TheOnion for those wondering why this Onion piece smells so much like straight journalism

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America will never be entirely good, nor will it be entirely bad But if you fight hard enough, it will be better than it otherwise would be

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@kenklippenstein They just create insane fantasies to justify being monsters That's the right wing

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The higher the official, the greater the crime they committed.

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Any Americans who conspired w/ the Russian hackers should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, no matter how high up the trail goes.

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@kenklippenstein You know what cures feeling like a slave to capitalism? Becoming more of a slave to capitalism!

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@NRA

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@buckfastbadlad Who lives in a Barbie world? The Taliban

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@trevorcumbo republican men: "he just like me fr"

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@MorePerfectUS I worked in Oakland Unified before it offered free breakfast & lunch, and work there now that they've been offering it The kids behave & learn so much better with food in their stomachs That's more than reason enough - let alone the humanitarian side of just feeding hungry kids

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@RufusTSuperfly One of the most hardcore genius sketches of all time:

SCTV - Scenes from an Idiot's Marriage

Jerry Lewis in Ingmar Bergman's "Scenes from an Idiot's Marriage"Martin ShortAndrea Martin(Sound cleaned and amplified a bit)

www.youtube.com

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@kenklippenstein

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@kenklippenstein "a full stomach but a heavy heart" is america's liberals in a nutshell

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@TimOBrien The insurrection had help from the inside, to try and slaughter the legislative branch - or at least all those in it who were not sufficiently pro-Trump It was a coup attempt

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@jelani9 It never occurred to me that America would shrug its way into authoritarianism It still might not, but... Sorry: Was just staring off into space trying to find any meaningful way to finish that sentence

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I cannot think of a worse crime than a leader of a great nation working for its worst enemy, esp with nuclear war always a possibility.

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Dem lawmaker:Conspiring with Russia is "the very definition of treason" #trumpleaks #resist #trumprussia #Flynnghazi

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@MattGertz A key moment in the rise of the Nazis was their burning down their parliament building and then blaming it on the communists enabling their rise & the growth of their power

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@kasie "It depends on what the definition of "is" is."

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@kenklippenstein The difference between the British and Americans

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@StefComedyJam Tracy Jordan, though and it isn't available, but there's an episode when he suddenly asks everyone in the strip club who *wasn't* molested as a kid, I believe - from the way he said it - that he implies that he was, too

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@ltgrusselhonore @FBI NATO security experts say it looks like an official coup attempt

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@stevesilberman I think that Republicans and Russians are allies against the American republic. Both want America to be authoritarian, and so are working together to make it happen.

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@scottjshapiro but they want their epic triumph to be chronicled

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@yesterdaysprint "It breaks my heart that I can rarely understand what Donald Duck is saying"

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@scoobyhistory I believe that he was better in "SLC Punk", though I haven't seen it in over 20 years

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@staticbluebat I prefer to think of it as "Howl mode"

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@weirdterrifying From the Herzog documentary "The White Diamond", the most intense gorilla footage I've ever seen

Dieter Plage filming gorilla's

Sequence of Werner Herzog's docu The White Diamond. Dr.Graham Dorrington talked about his deceased friend Dieter Plage (wild life filmer) and archive footage...

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@DarwinBondGraha I totally had the idea of selling luxury air to people, then the friend I told it to came back with

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@BlackMarvelGirl I liked it better the first time I heard it

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transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has shown his entire life

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Message to the Establishment: Your hugely abusive cops created the Black Panther Party. Police yourselves or you'll face a popular backlash.

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@KamalaHarris It's a concentration camp. Don't let the crime against humanity be covered up in Orwellian euphemisms.

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@TheOnion The Onion: Swift would be proud of your work.

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@burnedyourtweet @realDonaldTrump Making it so you never have to touch the filthy thing is a great touch.

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@jjmacnab According to mainstream American society: Being a white terrorist means that you're basically good but mixed-up by understandable forces Being a person of color and *suspected of a crime* means that you're basically bad, and that way for all the wrong reasons.

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@GianmarcoSoresi a kid who did a bunch of horrible stuff to me reveled in telling me that I am going to hell and he to heaven b/c he's a christian and I'm not christians should focus on their own predators rather than condemning and controlling

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@moshekasher Maybe try having lived there for decades

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@maturensensible @TheOnion Yes. He is the greatest satirist in Western history, and I think that he would be profoundly glad that The Onion is doing such a powerful job of carrying the torch through our dark days.

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@nhannahjones If a cop kills a child through willful violence the debate should be between life in prison and execution There need to be serious reins on police. We are living in a world where basically the opposite is true - and children dying of police violence results: Serious punishment

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@davidgura America has become a nation that puts children in concentration camps. We must stop being a nation that does so, and we must reckon with what we have done, or suffer the tragic fates of those who never repent.

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@GOPChairwoman The incumbent president should definitely be removed from office b/c of how they handled the COVID pandemic For some reason, though, you believe that Biden is the incumbent. Can you not use Google? Are you certifiably insane?

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@XXXXXEXXXXX I wonder if it's a type of communication that they use for talking to humans, like cats have.

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@GianmarcoSoresi and the unquestioning backing of the most powerful empire in human history equals standing alone

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@lutherlowe A senior corporate executive is bad-mouthing Bernie?

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@randomstring729 they stole it from @TheOnion

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex.

www.theonion.com

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@kenklippenstein just as in my upcoming biopic of Hitler, I show him using an Acme explosive plunger and dynamite to raze the Eiffel Tower a fast way of saying he took [checks notes] France

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@samswey In dictatorships, low-level people are severely punished for minor - or even no - offenses and the highest-level people are above the law. That is what modern Republicans want - dictatorship.

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Simply: Trumpism is white supremacy for regular white folks, runaway corporatism for the rich, & rampant corruption for politicians all enforced by authoritarianism To create this state, Trumpists consistently use pure Doublespeak (eg defending the Constitution is attacking it

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@TeaPainUSA Unions are why Europeans are healthier and happier, and why they live longer, and why their nations are more stable. #UnionsWork

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