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Swedish House Furniture

@UkuleleKev

11 years

I like to think Cows are actually saying "Woo" because they really fucking love being cows.

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

Shocking video has emerged of GB News’ Dan Wootton STEALING flowers from outside Buckingham Palace.

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1 year

This should have won an Oscar

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3 years

Did Boris Johnson just tell us that "The problem is not the schools, but the mixing of people and families within the schools"? YES. WE DIDN'T THINK THE VIRUS WAS IN THE ACTUAL BRICKS AND PIPES OF THE BUILDING. CHEERS. FUCK SAKE.

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3 months

Categorically false

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vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry

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1 year

Tina Turner died twice yesterday

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1 year

Coldplay honors Tina Turner with a version of 'Proud Mary' at Barcelona Olympic Stadium #ColdplayBarcelona

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@UkuleleKev

10 months

Wilko’s dies while WHSmith clings on. We live in a sick world.

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5 years

@SkyNewsBreak Theresa May: "No one will find us here"

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

RIO FERDINAND STRIKES AGAIN #ENGSCO #ENG #SCO

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4 years

@waterdiaries @tristandross @BernieSanders @People4Bernie @TheYoungTurks Jesus Christ

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8 months

@James_Dart

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@UkuleleKev

1 year

Do you see it now?

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1 year

Do you see it now?

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@UkuleleKev

4 years

@eleanormarygray @piersmorgan @MarinaHyde @mrjamesob @jessphillips @maitlis @GaryLineker @bbclaurak This @DesmondSwayne ?

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5 years

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@UkuleleKev

5 years

@kevinmousley @LukePagarani @jimwaterson I hear people say this, but you don't just get more conservative as you get older like it losing your hair. People get more conservative because they start to aquire more private wealth. The majority of 18-30 from now on will struggle to even buy a house.

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4 years

MAN CITY BANNED FROM EUROPE FOR TWO SEASONS

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@UkuleleKev

5 months

John Eustace attending the job interview for the Birmingham City job

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@UkuleleKev

8 years

"I WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO TAKE BACK CONTROL FROM THE EU" "The government you think is rigging the referendum?" "YES" "... okidoke" #usepens

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Swedish House Furniture

@UkuleleKev

2 years

Fixed that for you lads #PUSB #CCFC

Wasps Rugby

@WaspsRugby

2 years

Avoiding the paps like 📸 Get yours 👉 #WaspsAlways

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@UkuleleKev

6 years

#EastEnders needed more of this tbh.

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

A short tale

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

This statue of Columbo in Budapest

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@UkuleleKev

1 year

If you’re wondering what this is from, it’s part of a series of railway safety films from Latvia:

Safety on the railway / Безопасность на железной дороге

Railway it's not joke / Железная дорога - это вам не шутки

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

This show is a fucking joke, Fiona Bruce is a fucking joke, the “impartial” BBC is a fucking joke.

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

God I remember how much I hate this fucking circus of a show. #BBCQT

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@UkuleleKev

5 months

@BRFC_1875 @Rovers @Joey7Barton "Why won't anybody think of the racists?"

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@UkuleleKev

1 year

@BBCBreaking “Impartial”

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

📞“… and I want it to say “NO SHRIMP ON THE BBQ NO FRIENDLY WITH CHILD MOLESTERS… … … yes I’m sure”

FootballAwaydays

@Awaydays23

2 years

Rangers banners at St. Johnstone tonight on the proposed friendly in Australia #RFC

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@UkuleleKev

1 year

No more Soccer AM means no more Coventry City TV (CCTV)

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@UkuleleKev

5 months

@Gilbers84 There you go

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@UkuleleKev

6 years

"If my poppy offends you, then you can fuck off!! PC culture gone mad. Everyone is offended nowadays. No-one can take a joke. Its my right to free-speech." [James McClean doesn't wear a poppy] "I am offended. I hope someone breaks his legs."

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

@shitlondonguinn @imgrandsure I just did a better job on a train ffs

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

We’re taking trainbeers to strange new places

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@Gilbers84 @barneyGoxfordd

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@Official_T4O Lol

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@UkuleleKev

14 days

@mcandidate *game is being played through iPlayer so a good minute behind

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@UkuleleKev

5 years

If Laura Piddock has lost her seat, then this country never gave a fuck about MP’s standing up for their constituents. They had an MP who truly cared about the most vunderable in their community. Fucking diabolical.

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Swedish House Furniture

@UkuleleKev

7 years

@GaryLineker Gary you were a good footballer but I don't think you should be advertising crisps, because I don't like crisps.

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Swedish House Furniture

@UkuleleKev

5 years

@drmistercody The US: “we have soldiers based in the Middle East to help keep the peace” Also the US: “Whoops sorry didn’t know we were getting in the way of you trying to ethnically cleanse the Kurds our bad just making sure we good”

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

@Shar_A_ Genuinely quite concerning 😅

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@UkuleleKev

3 months

@joelgolby Can’t be offside if you’re running backwards

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

@JamesJWYork

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@UkuleleKev

7 years

Claudio Bravo when that goal went in. #MCIHUD

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@UkuleleKev

8 months

@BBCNewsnight Kirstie Wark should feel deep disgust in what she has done in this interview for the rest of her life.

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

#PUSB #CCFC #Wasps

Alex Lowe 📰

@AlexMLowe

2 years

Breaking: Wasps face relegation after filing notice in the High Court of their intention to appoint an administrator, as the financial crisis in English club rugby deepens. Exclusive with ⁦ @sabahmeddings ⁩ for ⁦ @TimesSport ⁩

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@UkuleleKev

2 months

What have I just witnessed at the end of this Osasuna- Valencia CF game

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@UkuleleKev

6 years

@etisalat @ManCity @Cityarabia

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@UkuleleKev

1 year

Because the Coventry City account pinned the takeover tweet, this is how the resignation of Tim Fisher looks on their timeline now hahahaha

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Swedish House Furniture

@UkuleleKev

11 months

Viktor Gyokeres gone but for €24million + bonuses #PUSB #CCFC

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

11 months

Understand Sporting and Coventry have now reached verbal agreement on €24m fee for Viktor Gyökeres, here we go! 🟢🦁🇸🇪 #transfers Just payment terms and installments structure are left then documents will be signed. Huge one for Sporting as many clubs wanted Gyökeres.

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@UkuleleKev

4 years

@janemerrick23 @MarcusRashford

Stan's Account

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4 years

lmao

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@UkuleleKev

5 years

@Oldfirmfacts1 John Beaton's plan of action: Go down The Crown Have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.

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@UkuleleKev

4 months

@HJoyceGender Ah the Pete Townshend “it was only research” defense.

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@UkuleleKev

6 years

Cc @NoContextLouis

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@UkuleleKev

4 years

Dr Jonathan Van Tam absolutely hates Robert Peston. Detests him. It’s wonderful.

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@UkuleleKev

7 years

Happy St. George Thomas day to all

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@UkuleleKev

10 months

#PUSB #CCFC

Darren Macpherson

@DazzamacECFC

10 months

Bumped into Coventry City’s manager Mark Robins at Alton Towers. I was wearing my city polo shirt and he looked at the badge and acknowledge it and me .

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

“Young people may be hesitant to take up the offer of a vaccine”

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@UkuleleKev

7 years

BORIS JOHNSON HAS ANGERED THE KING OF BRITISH FACTS

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#Breaking The UK Statistics Authority chairman has written to Boris Johnson over his pledge for £350m a week extra for the NHS after Brexit

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@UkuleleKev

1 year

@BBCBreaking This after years of making them rise above the level of inflation.

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@UkuleleKev

6 years

@miel Chop em up and put them in pasta

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@UkuleleKev

4 years

@AmyKremer @realDonaldTrump @KylieJaneKremer @WomenforTrump @america1stwomen Saying something out loud doesn’t make it true

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

The man sacked RLB for tweeting an interview with Maxine Peake in The Independent ffs.

Nick Eardley

@nickeardleybbc

3 years

Sir Keir Starmer: "I don't think Cressida Dick should resign, we need to see the reports"

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@UkuleleKev

4 years

@SomeMoreNews “Let’s say that...”

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

Bring back coming off the line. Fuck this staying on the line bullshit.

UEFA Champions League

@ChampionsLeague

2 years

🚫 Oliver Kahn saves three penalties, #OTD at San Siro! 🏆2⃣0⃣0⃣1⃣ @FCBayern #UCLfinal | #UCL

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

That Liz Truss press conference in full:

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@jasebyjason 53% of 18-24 year olds *that do YouGov polls

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

@CelticFC @adidasfootball @JDFootball Announce Jota otherwise we kidnap Hoopy the Hound. You have 48 hours.

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@UkuleleKev

5 years

Best for Britain: “the 2016 referendum was won on the basis of lies” Also Best for Britain: “VOTE LIB DEM THEY CAN WIN IN YOUR AREA”

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@UkuleleKev

2 months

“What should be in the background?” “A Chelsea badge, a Manchester United badge… then maybe an advert for Agatha Christie’s ‘The Trap’ and some sort of AI generated Only Fools and Horses poster?” “Consider it done”

George Marchant 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈

@GeorgeMarchant

2 months

@UkuleleKev Congrats to Coventry, but what in blue blazes is going on in the background here???

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@UkuleleKev

11 months

@Vitu_E Watching England bowl tonight

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@UkuleleKev

8 years

Can't wait to visit the Tesco Stadium. My season ticket arrived today.

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@Bodegacats_ Partner in crime

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@UkuleleKev

5 years

@tristandross Didn’t know you could edit video in PowerPoint, fairplay

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@UkuleleKev

4 years

@nicely_put @ValWebster @ZackBornstein 1) Its a virus, not bacteria 2) The virus travels through water droplets, it doesn't just fly about by itself.

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@CelticFC

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4 years

@BenTheTim

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@LMAsaysno @JoeStephenson96

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5 years

@Hbomberguy PewDiePie is a Nazi though

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@UkuleleKev

10 months

Give “Unmasking A Fugitive”, a half hour documentary about Nicholas “Arthur Knight” Rossi the BAFTA for this 30 second sequence alone. The payoff at the end is incredible.

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Swedish House Furniture

@UkuleleKev

7 years

99% of us couldn't give a crap about losing tonight. It's not about winning matches anymore, it's about getting our club back. #CCFC #PUSB

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

@tom_usher_ “I’m just off the the co-op, by which I mean Waitrose, the country’s most famous co-op”

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

“Man City called, they said they want a retro kit this year” “Just give them the one we gave Coventry City 10 years ago but change colour of the collar and slap the badge in the middle”

FourFourTwo

@FourFourTwo

2 years

Two kit drops on the same day... but who wins?

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@tom_usher_ There's a guy at work who has a credit card just for takeaways that he hides from his wife.

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

If you’re going to a Rave, remember:

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@tom_usher_ Always interesting to see how the BBC phrased the attached tweet to the clip.

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@UkuleleKev

4 years

@CznOfEverywhere @jeremycorbyn Joe Biden is progressive, is he?

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@UkuleleKev

5 years

Checking Graham Linehan's twitter feed to see if he's finally stopped being a prick feels like being one of those Chernobyl technicians who kept hopelessly going back to see if the core was still there just to be given an extremely lethal dose of radiation poisoning instead.

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@UkuleleKev

8 years

Karen Harding's highest charting single is called "Say Something" ... which is ironic, as that was what we were all thinking. #FACupFinal

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@UkuleleKev

4 years

@SamuelJJack @AyoCaesar That went well

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

Oops

Northumbria Uni

@NorthumbriaUni

3 years

We are aware of concerns raised following a Twitter post by a member of staff. @northumbriauni is committed to combatting racial inequality in all its forms and we have adopted the IHRA definition of antisemitism. We are investigating the complaints raised as a matter of urgency

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Swedish House Furniture

@UkuleleKev

6 years

@MaraWilson What part of Cat is a descendant of Dave Lister's pregnant pet house cat Frankenstein, whose descendants evolved into a humanoid form over three million years while Lister was in suspended animation don't you understand?

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@hannahrosewoods @DawnHFoster Brace yourselves:

Ian Wright talks about his teacher on Desert Island Discs

England footballer Ian Wright appeared on BBC radio 4's Desert Island Disks. During the show he spoke very movingly about his former teacher, showing the imp...

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@UkuleleKev

7 years

Donald Trump may have literally just paid prostitutes to piss away his chance of being president. #PEEOTUS #GoldenWaterGate #WaterGate

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@UkuleleKev

3 years

@labtowin @Keir_Starmer @kimleadbeater Labour to BARELY HOLD!

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@UkuleleKev

5 years

@iresimpsonsfans

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@UkuleleKev

7 months

@avivby @Acab_Rickee @zarahsultana I have a bridge to sell you

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@UkuleleKev

2 years

Adi Vivash is gonna turn up to Kompany’s house with a tyre wrench

Coventry City

@Coventry_City

2 years

🗣: Mark Robins spoke after the final whistle at Oxford and gave an update on the fitness of Liam Kelly and also addressed the speculation around Callum O'Hare. #PUSB ➡