Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith Twitter profile

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Ben Sixsmith

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5 months

Every time Banksy is on the TL I remember Brooker's best column.

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If there’s one thing white people really hate, it’s explaining in detail where their grandparents are from.

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6 years

Health YouTube is another world.

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2 years

*In Africa* Damn, there sure are a lot of black people here.

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1 year

She’s wearing a Nirvana shirt while failing to recognise "Teen Spirit" precisely so as to go viral among irate Gen Xers and millennials. Sometimes the kids aren’t dumb.

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We’re old

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4 months

RIP but it’s a shame that he denied an entire generation home ownership single-handedly.

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'Godfather' of avocado toast chef Bill Granger dies, aged 54

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2 years

All due respect, but if you believe that this is real you should probably plug your ears to stop your brain leaking out.

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Ben Sixsmith

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5 years

Just finished my 8,000 word review of "The Joker". Can't wait to see the film.

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1 year

It kind of sucks Pierce Brosnan's wife that her husband finding her attractive is treated as some kind of Gandhiesque moral accomplishment.

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5 months

Amazing that their instinct to maul kids runs so deep that they'll even attack them at the moment of conception.

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

5 months

Bully XL to be destroyed after attacking owner while he was having sex

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

Gina Corano's absurd claim that conservatives are being persecuted have left us with no choice but to drive her out of the industry.

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Ben Sixsmith

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10 months

Marquis de Sade: I enjoy rape. Literary critics: Wow, what acute sociological satire... Sade: I want to rape people. Critics: Such a devastating attack on religious and bourgeois hypocrisy. Sade: In fact, I *am* a rapist. Critics: *Sustained thunderous applause*

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 months

Can we all put our politics aside for one moment and appreciate the glorious insanity of what happens at 1.19.

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2 months

60 Minutes goes to Sweden to make a heart warming special about diversity, but see a different situation, then this happens.

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Ben Sixsmith

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11 months

People calling this "frightening" and "chilling" rather than hilarious aren’t going to make it.

Disappointed Optimist

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11 months

Entertainer Jonny Buchardt at Karneval Köln in 1973 awakens the muscle memory of the Nazi regime. Really shows how deeply ingrained it all was.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

A lot of modern wrangling about identity is the result of people struggling to cope with the fact that they are not especially interesting.

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4 months

It must be a sad moment when a third worldist realises that a multipolar world isn't just everybody ganging up on America and Israel.

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Ben Sixsmith

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26 days

Have to defend Truss here. I’m not a superstitious man but if the Queen — who had ruled for *70 years* — died in my *first week as PM* I would absolutely think "why me" and so would you.

Sam Coates Sky

@SamCoatesSky

27 days

Also, 🔥Liz Truss’s autobiography extracts have just dropped … and it’s clear it’s going to be an absolute banger In this tiny extract the Queen dies - and Truss is moved to ask “Why me?”

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 months

British gingers are a fascinatingly divided race. The women are strikingly beautiful and the men have inexplicably converted to Islam.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

Hi, I'm Sacha Baron Cohen, I built a career in edgy comedy that blurred the line between truth and fiction and I'm here to tell you we have to clamp down on edgy comedy and things that blur the line between truth and fiction.

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Ben Sixsmith

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7 months

I’ve deleted this tweet. I responded too quickly and in a moment of heightened emotion. 1/3

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Ben Sixsmith

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9 months

The people who would find Nazi symbolism in the price of cheese think a song about killing people shouldn’t be taken literally.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

*As I evict someone* Why don't you just build your own house? Also, you're banned from my friends' construction company, home improvement retailer, and bank.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

I don't believe in any made-up religious nonsense. I believe in cold scientific facts, like universal human rights and the equality of man.

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 years

I'm by no means an uncritical capitalist but "your system in the middle of a pandemic is what our system looks like normally" is not the devastating own this guy thinks it is.

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2 years

Great to be at Davos, checking out the schedule.

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2 years

Bear in mind that every single person who RT'd this thinks that executing serial murderers and rapists is downright barbaric.

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Ben Sixsmith

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6 years

Elon Musk: Woohoo! Look at me! I read Douglas Adams and date indie rock stars. I'm the unpredictable eccentric of tech! John McAfee:

John McAfee

@officialmcafee

6 years

Whale fucking. No joke. Each year, on Feb 1st, in the Molokai Channel, a few men compete in the world's only whale fucking contest. Humpback whales are easy to fuck- for a second or less. World record: 31 seconds. I competed once. Almost got my ribs crushed. Stick with Ostriches.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

Alright guys, I've been browsing the TL for the last 37 minutes and here's what Vladimir Putin is thinking right now. 1/580

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Ben Sixsmith

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7 months

What's great about this is how Owen starts off with the cocksure ease of a middle-aged professional broadcaster about to own a random student and then gradually retreats into baffled consternation as he faces an actual argument.

Chris Rose

@ArchRose90

7 months

Whether you agree with the young conservative or not, it’s entertaining to see him articulately embarrass Owen Jones, who clearly was trying to trip him up with this line of questioning for his next outage video compilation.

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3 years

The irony is that this is 100% the kind of person who thinks petitioning to get Andy Ngo books banned is fighting Nazism.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

Fewer people are getting married and having kids than at any time in documented history. An insane amount of blue tick posts are shadow boxing with a non-existent hegemonic narrative.

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3 years

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 months

Absolutely the best tweet of the year. I still half believe that this woman's whole career was an excuse to post it.

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 years

No one who talks like this reads books.

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5 years

God bless him, but Ian McEwan has clearly never read any science fiction.

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2 months

The test for whether you’re right-wing is whether you think it should be legal to enter the residence and drive him out with a crowbar.

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2 months

Squatter takes over Queens couple’s $2M retirement dream home: ‘Our system is broken’

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3 years

So many blue ticks have two modes: intense spitefulness and intense self-pity.

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Ben Sixsmith

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1 year

Every now and then a character pops up in American life that you have to believe the screenwriters have been cooking up for years but left on the back burner for when their other storylines got stale.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

We're all going to feel pretty silly when Vladimir Putin watches that blonde woman's poem and is so moved that he calls off the war and resigns.

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 years

I'm learning about a dangerous subculture of self-entitled, resentful people called "incels".

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

Won't someone PLEASE think of the women who get pregnant by an affair and their husband has had a vasectomy.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

I bring this back every year.

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Ben Sixsmith

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9 months

"Needless to say".

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2 years

I don't think IQ tests — on which I score very highly — mean anything — despite scoring extremely highly on them.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

My mother, Anne, passed away this morning. She was a beautiful person, who strove to do good every day she was alive and who enriched every life she touched.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

It's high time the media got around to featuring liberal women. For too long has their still, quiet voice gone unheard.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

It's interesting how blasé we are about the fact that so many of our leading cultural icons are terribly ill.

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Ben Sixsmith

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1 year

It's incredibly Guardian to write a whole article about "attempts to portray him...as violent" and not get around to mentioning that he had a warrant out for his arrest after allegedly hitting an old woman. You don't have to excuse his death to be honest.

Jordan Neely: man killed by rider’s chokehold was talented dancer

Neely, 30, whose subway death was ruled a homicide by New York’s medical examiner, remembered as kind and loving

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

This isn't even a slippery slope. It's a cliff.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

Someone in their nineties can't really help how they look. Those of us who are in our thirties, on the other hand...

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6 months

No, it’s because she’s the mum.

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Ben Sixsmith

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5 years

According to Lebanese festive traditions, Nassim St Nicholas Taleb visits your house at midnight, eats the bowl of squid ink pasta that you left for him and leaves free weights and copies of Montaigne's Essays for your children.

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3 years

God bless that 59%.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

Because both adverts are solely for the benefit of women.

Zach Posting His L’s

@zacharywillhite

2 years

Someone explain why the woman in this ad is not as skinny as the guy is?

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3 months

This man is 51 years old.

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Ben Sixsmith

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1 month

Someone is about to have the performance review of a lifetime.

BNO News

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1 month

BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

Wow, what a film that was.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

Sinn Féin MPs are forever posting teary-eyed tributes to fallen soldiers but then you Google their names and find out that they died tripping over their own bag of homemade explosives and eviscerated a passing pensioner and a 23-year-old mum.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

It's always fun to see the argument from lived experience extended to things that people didn’t even experience.

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Ben Sixsmith

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5 years

These poor kids. These poor, poor kids.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

Rick, you animal.

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Ben Sixsmith

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7 months

Tears in my eyes. This bloke is amazing.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 months

Leftist anons have no sense of opsec because they’ve never internalised the idea that their professional life might be at risk from their opinions.

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2 months

Does anyone know who this psycho telling me to k*ll myself is?

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 years

Some journalists will never admit to being *corrected*. Things are only *clarified*, as if they were mostly right, and the truth was so obscure they cannot take blame for being wrong.

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 years

Saw a Polish lass on here talking about her "white privilege". Ah yes, that white privilege which has so often shielded Polish people from oppression.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

I know people say "you couldn’t make it up" about quite banal things but if I was writing a satire about Harry and Meghan I'd have no hope of dreaming up such a hilariously insane thing to say.

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1 year

You know what? I think I’ll just get old and die.

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3 years

A year on, this is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 years

Well,,,yes.

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Ben Sixsmith

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1 year

The same proportion of Japanese murder victims are killed by Japanese people as Venezuelan victims are killed by Venezuelan people — so when you think about it, Caracas is just as safe as Tokyo

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

Guys, I just went to a top restaurant in Kabul and I can now conclusively say that Afghanistan is doing great foodwise.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

Extremely knowledgeable and pedantic dudes with 457 followers are an essential feature of this app. They keep us honest. Cherish them.

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3 months

I feel like the freedom of information laws might not be the root problem here.

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Ben Sixsmith

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3 months

I don’t get men who play video games. It’s addictive, you’re not improving yourself and you don’t accomplish anything. Anyways, time to post my 100,000th tweet.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 months

If you think this makes her look bad you’re an idiot. You can’t engage with a hypothetical in abstract terms if it’s literally true.

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Intelligence test: can they ENGAGE with a hypothetical?

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Ben Sixsmith

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5 years

Broadly speaking, you know a progressive comedian because the applause is ten times louder than the laughter.

Yashar Ali 🐘

@yashar

5 years

2. "If Ted Bundy were alive today, he'd be on his third Netflix special. It would be his apology tour. And he'd be traveling around the country being like, 'When my friends and I realized it was wrong to kill women, we felt so bad about it." @JenaFriedman is so good

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My wife's English co-worker came in today so proud. He had some "Polish" snacks and jokingly asked my wife if she wanted some. They were Polish snacks. My wife is Silesian. So we kicked the crap out of that p**rd*l*ny gorol.

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Ben Sixsmith

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8 months

Wow. This (very real) Reddit post says a lot about society.

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 years

@sadydoyle "excuse me, miss, but I believe your eyes just used the n-word"

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5 months

@ted_again_ "Alright, Charlie, look as constipated as you can. That’s perfect."

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2 years

Wow, who on Earth *wouldn’t* love terrible Latin trap blaring in the middle of the day and people screaming for no particular reason?

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1 year

The problem with maths is that it churns out robotic data drones, unlike the humanities, which produce endlessly individual people who never have the same tastes and opinions.

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Ben Sixsmith

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1 year

Big fan of the subset of online leftist chaps who think being called the wrong words is deeply traumatising but the invasion of your home and theft of your property is no big deal.

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Ben Sixsmith

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2 years

Shocking to see this "great replacement" rhetoric in, of all places, the Wall Street Journal.

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Ben Sixsmith

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8 months

From the latest Stephen King. Were people always this insufferably unsubtle? You'd think an experienced, bestselling novelist could cleverly allude to his politics rather than beating you over the head with them like a crowbar.

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Ben Sixsmith

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5 years

We are alive today because people had children in the midst of war, disease, tyranny and famine.

Victoria Derbyshire

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“The natural world is collapsing around us. I couldn’t bring a child into that” Blythe Pepino is the founder of BirthStrike, a group of women too scared to have children due to climate change #VictoriaLIVE

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11 months

Elon, you’re inventing brain-computer interfaces.

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2 years

Spat my drink.

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Ben Sixsmith

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5 years

Typical, another man.

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5 years

New ISIS leader is declared as Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurayshi

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1 year

I’m noticing that white people hate happiness and train their kids to be cold inhuman monsters. I’m the anti-racist one by the way.

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6 months

Is it totally unfair to wonder if the skinny lad in the NWA cap went through this whole palaver so he could hold the lass's hand?

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Ben Sixsmith

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4 years

Public health expert here. You might know me from my columns "Why Not Stay Two *Miles* Apart?" and "Yes, You Killed Your Granny" but I'm here to tell you why mass gatherings are actually good.

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Ben Sixsmith

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9 months

Such a shame that the GOP turned an imam, of all people, against homosexuality.

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Ben Sixsmith

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1 year

Extremely online people need to get out of their bubble and accept that the second largest Democrat donor ruining the finances of millions of people isn’t news in the real world.

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Ben Sixsmith

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8 months

— I eat spicy food, do you? — No, I eat a lot of mild foods with my wife