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@EKripperino

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I am a Catholic, that's all you need to know. Tatar music enjoyer. Warmonger. Yellow Turbanposter

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@EKripperino
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11 months
@dyingscribe Peter's gonna be holding on to that literally till the end of his days.
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@Debulover2 @AltHistoryHub It's all about internal logic. If you want that sort of WW2-style naval combat in Star Wars then go for it. But nobody in WW2 would have used bombers like this to deal with ships for the exact reasons shown in TLJ, wholly unsuited to the task at hand.
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@realRaegenhere Noooo! You can’t use the abilities you’ve been blessed with in order to do far more good than any normal person could! You can’t use your SUPERnatural abilities in a HEROic manner
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mfers like "we just want everyone's basic needs met" and then they turn out prisons and start defiling graves.
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leftists always say this then retweet a meme about how mao was based and epic for genociding landlords
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@bessbell It'd be more like "Oh this is a wonderful piece of machinery! Can you get us more of these?" as would literally anyone if you brought a modern rifle to their time period.
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@Bryophite_Ben You should draw them at the gun range.
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@allerca07 @MemeKaiserKrieg Nah man, this dude will pull out his own gun to fight a school shooter.
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@Jrizzell @davenewworld_2 The only people that genuinely care about Christ's race are Nazis and it seems modern left wingers.
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@EKripperino
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@WB_Baskerville the 18,000 cows the train derailment in Ohio that lightning strike outside the white house that killed a dude Nobody can tell me that these aren't clear signs of Heaven's disapproval with the current government.
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@AtheistsL @MrNightCrawl Didn't one of their gods get killed by mistletoe? Main difference is our guy got back up after the fact.
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@NapoleonBonabot Like... of all the possible things mankind has made that's gonna kill us this is so far down the list of concerns.
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@RittervonManila @excessivecommas No you gotta ask a libertarian how old his gf is.
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@ZealousSeraphim "how can I best support you?" by praying I should think.
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@PrimateAcolyte Now I don't wanna say I'm in love by just reading the headline... but that's exactly what I am saying.
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@EKripperino
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@Debulover2 @AltHistoryHub thinking the warship stuff is idiotic is your prerogative, sure, why not. However given both the Original and Prequel Trilogies as well as the Clone Wars gave us implied concepts of how war is conducted in space in star wars, bucking those concepts for a scene that'd be cooler if
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just wanna remind y'all this occurred.
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@nazicracksmoker @CursedModernism Fascism but it's just Jesus
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@Fritz_Imperial Sometimes they don't, and pull a 1960s America where all the whites are just dressed up chinese from clever camera angles so you can't see it.
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@EKripperino
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@hayasaka_aryan I don't even like the guy but I'd kill to have a book signed by the big man.
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@PamKeithFL Your terms are acceptablr
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@fartsonist Now draw them in Belgium after the war living out their days on a farm. this is not a request, it is a demand.
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@LordVesconte Based as fuck
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@1611bible You make fun of the French because it’s safe racism I make fun of the French because I haven’t forgiven them for executing Louis XVI We are not the same.
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@Debulover2 @AltHistoryHub Not only that but it is more foolish when there are pre-existing ships and other things in the Star Wars Universe that would have done that job not only significantly better while still adhering to the general rules of warfare, but also doing it with a higher survival rate.
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@Toomertastic Because that's all they see culture as, food. I live in NJ, a place where we have probably everyone under the sun in one place, and yeah the food is fuckin amazing, Japs make a badass burger, but that just scratches the surface of what multicultural actually means.
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@EKripperino
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@TheNewAtheists @GodlessLiz I mean... you could just go to bed at a decent hour too and not be deprived of sleep when going to Church at 11 am
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@Aoigitsune42 @reddit_lies Calling to mind the fact that your country got eclipsed in strength by a nation 1/4 its age isn't a flex. Also you didn't win in Vietnam, last I checked Indochina doesn't have that tricolor of yours flying over it.
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@thecathguy Can't thunk of a single thing that would cause this.
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@Debulover2 @AltHistoryHub they did follow those concepts, (say if those bombers were all able to drop their immense payload on a static target, like actual bombers would) it's not some double standard or hypocrisy to get miffed about it.
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@SnorkytheOrca @_darlingmaria1 Damn fuckin straight. This the type of shit that drives you beyond the Indus
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@ReviewsPossum @Merlynn132 If somehow a city like NYC is cut off from supply, you'd literally have an island-sized tomb given enough time.
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@wavghian Because I offered it to an elderly man already
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@Toomertastic Common Catholicism W, Shintoism crumbling before our eyes.
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@JesusTaxidermy You know, for the people who sacked Rome, maybe these barbarians are ok.
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@Pregolli @PdxInteractive Come back to me when you can play Vicky 2 on your smart fridge.
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@jahraelbey13 Woman breastfeeds child, Christianity destroyed
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@tump @neal_acree @matthewmercer @Lin_Manuel Going by historical methods, just punch the child in the chest and hope it works.
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@Chandlej @moth_pirate @CRDinote J.R.R. Tolkien is bigotry pandering to more bigotry, ok sure.
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@justice4ohtrayv Man this has just increased my faith in the Right to know that at the end of the day most of them are still very much anti-murder.
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@theirishfor I was expecting the usual "oh the snakes are a metaphor for pagans" that always comes up around this time of year but holy shit "mary magdalene taught the druids about Christ"?
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@MythicalSinbad @ComicLoverMari Immensely cute child sir.
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@Juggerbear95 @JadeAtrophis Famous leftist: C.S Lewis
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@E_Universalis Honestly I'd like the Habsburg flag to become the normal Austrian flag, with the Civil Ensign to become the A-H flag.
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@SnorkytheOrca @aesthetealan My brand of eugenics is everyone is worse than I am.
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@AltHistCody I love how this one included the Earth King deciding to dissolve his nation right after a catastrophic dictatorship and have him praised for it, only for later comics to realize that's a really dumb and exploitable situation for more political radicals.
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On this day, two giants in history were born. Aurelian, Emperor of the Romans and Restutitor Orbis And Aki, from tv series Girls und Panzer
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@JadeAtrophis separate one from the herd and whittle down her strength with spears and arrows. oh you mean like romance uhhhhh
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@imnotkhalia @ghostzapperfan @DiscussingFilm This might be a shock to you, but Africa is not some monolith. Carthage was colonized and founded by Phonecians who were from the Levant, and as such he would be at most mixed if not still very much Phonecian in blood.
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@Urban__Tree Bro I a buddy of mine were watching it concurrently (pirating) and at one point I say to him "this isn't to completely pass off my anime phase as the fault of the fact that western animation is dead in the water, as you can clearly see" To which he replied
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@MrCasey62 People mad that he said he'd smack her, like my brother in Christ have you ever heard... really anyone speak before? Especially a New Jersean? I hear about how "oh I'd smack him upside the head" or something like that almost daily when someone we dislike is brought up.
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@train2000c @CatholicArena mass stabbing occurred and among the wounded was a 5 yo, the Irish aren't exactly pleased.
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@NickAdamsinUSA My brother in Christ how about taking your kids to Church?
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@KingOfSalt4 "Oh you think even the most vile of humans could get into heaven if they genuinely repent? How atrocious" "Why yes, I do believe that no man is beyond saving."
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@hmrhd123 @fcciluvb @tauriqmoosa I mean if you ignore all the pro life women that may make sense.
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@targteacher @GoneAnon0 @washingtonpost NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR ENEMY YOU MUST ALWAYS HATE THEM AND SEE THEM AS LESSER
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@HOI_Game I click the man at the top of the list. Or if I am using the anime mod I find someone from Girls und Panzer and select them.
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@unit2_evelyn @WB_Baskerville I said the current government, not the current president.
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@weserubung @ClaudiaWebbe People who passed 9th grade history
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@CursedModernism Praying for someone who isn't an ally of your country? Kinda cringe bro
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@herpdeflerp1 @HMBohemond I rember reading that the bots share a lot of similarity with the cyborgs from the first helldivers as far as certain designs go, and I wonder if the bots are a sort of continuation of the borgs. That the ones who utterly despise Super Earth may be the remaining original cyborgs.
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@AltHistCody my response can be boiled down to this.
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@Israel @TheTweetOfGod I am actually amazed.... you just admitted the divinity of Christ, Kingdom of Jerusalem 2 when?
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@prolifejewess @PetiteNicoco If people can have children during the fall of Rome or the black death, a bit of inclement weather and a shaky economy is nothing.
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@_darlingmaria1 Maybe not with that one specifically but this one here I hesitate to even look at given it can send me to the verge of tears just by reading one or two lines.
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@prolifejewess "HA you can't tell at a glance exactly what species this stock photo I found is of! Pro lifers destroyed."
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@cspan_enjoyer @carbo_al Yeah, and every single time people try and make fun of republicans, it just backfires spectacularly. Calling out the fact it was originally made to make fun of them doesn't fix the fact that a banger song was made that they actually like.
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@thfcpio Same kind of man.
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@PPAOhio I hate that I'm starting to like ohio
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@TyisDOSD @cenkuygur a nuke isn't gonna stand on a street corner, a drone isn't gonna stop someone from blowing up a railway. Not to mention nuking your own populace is a surefire way to turn them against you.
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@FederalGun @DAKKADAKKA1 Basically the Legion expansion in 2016 was pretty well loved, but it was immediately followed by the 2 worst ever. Battle For Azeroth had a story nobody cared about which ended with people killing the Old God N’zoth. Prior to the very last patch of the expansion nobody even
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@VaxxedWithVril You betray God by your words here. Such exaltation of something so superficial as the pigment of skin is beyond foolish for someone who calls themselves Christian.
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@JadeAtrophis He seems to have joined Pewdiepie in the "won youtube" list. Massive channel, shit ton of money and time doing what he loved, got married and had a kid, and stepped back to spend time with his family.
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@RRAJ_17 @dwnews If this is reform, then I'll take the irrelevance
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@AaronTide @fruity70477602 @belet_seri 1. I'm pretty sure they did given the brits blockaded them so they'd stop. 2. Have you ever, like, ever seen people talk about the vikings on Twitter? That's literally all anyone mentions about them unless they are going all "muh pagan ancestors"
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@vanishlily I want to see the Ordo participating in a siege in ww1
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97 year old man still makes cokes the old-fashioned way.
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地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸
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Ben Shapiro's vision for Americans
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@CatholicaPuella no matter what they do, they'll never top true fiction.
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@slomka_robert @marinamaral2 I'd assume the vast majority were actually dangerous criminals, axing a person for petty theft was rare and exaggerated, branding them a thief is better overall. Also, 514 executions over 68 years is frankly pitiful given the amount of land the Papacy owned at the time.
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@SeanOKeeffe11 @marinamaral2 @HonestJ33897035 The Church has always recognized that the death penalty is sometimes necessary for the safety of others, (a sentiment changed in recent years as life imprisonment is a much more available option), this man executed around 7 people a year
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@OnlineXtians Don't do that, don't give me hope.
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@ElfWrongs @realRaegenhere The only thing the Stormcloaks accomplish is weakening any shot at resisting the knife-ears.
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@CursedModernism Theres a cool story about how the zoroastrian magi were searching for their saoshyant, not just a great king, which is why they paid homage to christ. That's about as zoroastrian as the nativity gets, a non canonical version of the infancy narrative.
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@JadeAtrophis I hate thay hating on the misbegotten sons of Merovech or the bastards of the Normans has become reddit. You just need to add some class to it.
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@KingOfSalt4 I hate religious anthropologists, all they do is subvert religion and religious texts and get proven wrong every time some archeological dig proves something the Bible mentioned but is absent everywhere else (see Hittite Empire)
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@___yuh____ @AtheistsL @MrNightCrawl my brother in Christ the fact most people don't just get up after death is kinda the fucken point.
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My world religions prof just showed us a video from Redeemed Zoomer and I had no clue how to respond to that.
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Catholics continue to win. never knew Silesia was so protestant and the Rhineland was so Catholic.
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@mormonmommyuwu Buzzfeed are servants of his Imperial and Royal Majesty the Emperor of Austria and King of Hungary.
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