@Lilith_Atheist
Things that should be illegal:
- public theological masturbation
- proselytizing theism
- inserting church in state
- fascism
- racism
- untaxed churches
@Eric_Biggz
@AtheistsRead
Fascists have a hard time understanding anti-fascism like theists have a hard time understanding that atheism is not a religion.
@ResisterSis20
At this point it’s like “what do Republicans actually do?” as nobody can really seem to figure that out.
It was easy to grift for Trump. But actually doing the job the people chose you to do appears impossible.
Dear atheists.
I am worried.
If Jebus doesn’t exist, how come this?!?! I may have to donate $100 to .
@PastorAlexLove
to understand my atheism and cure it!
This is the way!
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🦅
@futurism
@jadethetrapper
It’s really hilarious that a fact check for this has to happen because people fall for this stuff. However, many still believe the earth is flat so it makes sense.
I’m disgusted at anyone who is happy about this today. It’s doesn’t matter if you’re family, friend, or foe. I consider you less of a human if you’re celebrating right now.
#RoeVsWade
@jyothi17750159
No. I’m far past that stage. Accepting death for what it is has enabled me to value life way more than I ever have as a christian. We will all die and cease to exist. We get our turn on the roller coaster. One day we will leave the park and never come back.
@ModernHome4u
Man. I’m surprised at all the people hating the fact that everyone has their own hobby. Why bash on someone else’s hobby when you could be off participating in one? Or is bashing hobbies your hobby? 🤔
@USAIdeals
@DonLew87
That’s not kid murder. That’s fetus termination. The pro-fetus crowd doesn’t really know what they are protecting but it certainly isn’t life.
@JustnBullington
To your point, I read. It converted me from christianity to atheism.
The Bible is the single greatest tool for deconstruction and probably the greatest source for atheism.
@ThinkingAtheist
Me: “I want to read you the Olive Garden menu. They have endless salad and breadsticks. Lasagna. Chicken Alfredo. Spaghetti and meatballs. Our Lord, The Flying Spaghetti Monster beckons you to come forth and partake his marinara and break his garlic bread. R’amen!”
@BeatTheCult
Justifies genocide, racism, sexism, bigotry, hatred, and discrimination. It’s a dividing mechanism used as a control device to let the chosen privilege keep power. It was made for monarchs/authoritarians.
@LilaGraceRose
Hormonal birth control helps my wife contain her endometriosis. She’d be much sicker without it.
You’re a sick lady.
I wonder what it is you take?
The Eagles lost the Super Bowl last night because enough ‘thoughts n prayers’ weren’t given. This can be corrected by donating $100 to
@PastorAlexLove
so that the Forgiving Eagle can reverse the result through prayer.
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle. 🦅
@minogully
Atheism is a binary value; retaining belief in a ‘god’ or not. Everything that leads to the binary value as well as beyond that value is supplemental and has nothing to do with atheism itself.
There is no list of morals/ethics/opinions that define atheism.
@MatthewW_86
@telltaleatheist
They thoroughly admit they want a Christian theocracy to force people under a particular faith and ignore the establishment clause.
@SHarrison54
@PianoGeekRedux
Carrying a gun is a sign that you feel threatened by your surroundings & that you consider anyone a threat. I don’t want to shop where I’m being treated like a threat & that a simple misunderstanding could have me shot or I could be a 3rd party to gun fire while buying groceries.
@olsen_rask
@fasc1nate
Nothing is created perfectly. In fact, everything has a flaw of some sort. The whole universe is a flaw and truly reflects an imperfect, unconscious “design”. If a deity’s intention was intelligent design, they truly failed to achieve that.
@LiveDie4Jesus
Allegedly, so is eating shrimp as well as being human. But that’s your burden since it’s your faith. Sin has no significance to me or millions of others. Many christians cherry pick which sins can be overlooked.
Dear FE members,
Due to climate change ❄️ there will be a spike in donated animals.
Please make sure they are brought to the back entrance for
@PastorAlexLove
to sort through.
This one was donated specifically to the Pastor. This is ok.
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🦅
@sceptic100
I’m white, I’m straight, I’m leftest as fuck, I’m proud, I pay my bills on time, I own my home and my vehicles outright, I’m happily married, and I’ve done it all myself.
I’m pretty much everything that MAGAs hate.
@yashar
All the “good guys with guns” in Texas and they are failing to stop any shooters from approaching schools to murder more children. More children will die and more “good guys with a gun” will fail because they aren’t the solution.
@aimealleycard
Lost 55 + lbs last year cutting out sugar/carbs. More than “losing weight”, I gained health back & a stronger immune system. Definitely needed it in the current state of society.
The omnipotent, omnipresent, omnibenevolent ‘god’ never interacted with Native Americans.
Jesus never stepped foot in America.
I mean… the authors of the Bible didn’t even know America existed. Major plot hole.
@ResisterSis20
@LongTimeHistory
Supporting the 1st Amend./freedom of/from religion means I support the existence of religion and the freedom to believe what you choose.
I do not support any religion governing my life nor anyone else’s.
Theocracy is for 3rd world countries.
@darwintojesus
Your meme just convinced me of a god!
I shall renounce atheism!
I’m off to chow on some crackers and chug on some grape juice, bro!
For Jesus! 💪
Damnit… today is April 2nd…
@GodlessLiz
I find that statement hilarious.
As a Christian I was constantly filled with the anxiety of living up to an impossible standard while believing I deserved eternal torture.
And I constantly told myself it was my fault I felt that way.
This is ok. Do not be afraid!
“They are training as we speak. The overlords are a fierce warrior race. It would be wise to listen to their demands.”
-Forgiving Eagle
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle 🦅
@PastorAlexLove
New at the Church of the Forgiving Eagle prayer room! Cum get blessed by Jesus for only $100!
DM
@PastorAlexLove
for details!
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle. 🦅
Anti-vaccination is anti-science.
You can only exist in your own reality for so long before this reality naturally selects you.
You either live long enough to accept reality or you die within your own conspiracy theory.
@telltaleatheist
This is Frank. He is the official Door Knocker for the Church of the Forgiving Eagle. He is good at finding secretaries for
@PastorAlexLove
Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle. 🦅
@alkivari
@iamAtheistGirl
Sex and reproduction are two different things. Sex is a rewarding, pleasurable expression while reproduction is a decision made.