Good bye Guru's, Experts, Paid room scammers, the tai zen and james altuchers of the world.
To the rest of you, this is the test of true believers.
If you hodl through this dump.
You've officially become an OG.
I will be ordaining you personally.
Bitcoin is Scalling with Segwit🚀
Lightening Network is Lit🔥
RobinHoopApp Bringing a million people🤑
ETFs coming🙏
Nasdaq futures🙌
Samsung will start mining⛏️
why should i be bearish again?🤔
oh yeah, something something tether something tulips something bubble🤦♂️
#gfy
Elon: Actual salf-made billionaire, does more for humanity than anybody; attacked for being a billionaire.
Kylie: born into a rich and famous family, monetized her followers by selling beauty products despite having tons of surgery; praised for almost being a billionaire.
#2018
WHAT I WILL *NOT* BE DOING OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS.
Daytrading Alts.
Shorting.
Selling.
Flipping.
Chasing Pumps.
Looking at portfolio gains every hour.
WHAT I WILL BE DOING.
Hodling these amazing entries.
#AltsAreBack
#PlayItWisely
Man’s been taking steroids and partying for a decade, takes the jab and dies one month later of an aneurysm
Vaxtards: “herp derp there is no correlation”
I’m not saying he was in perfect health and just collapsed
I’m saying something broke the camels back and we know what it…
PAYPAL IS BUYING MORE BITCOIN PERDAY THAN IS MINED
CASHAPP IS BUYING MORE BITCOIN PERDAY THAN IS MINED.
GREYSCALE IS BUYING MORE BITCOIN PERDAY THAN IS MINED.
SAYLOR WANTS TO BUY MORE BITCOIN THAT IS MINED IN A MONTH
but yeah i should be bearish because fractal.
ok goodluck
Bet someone's looking to justify this move
Here's a list
1: Binance now accepts credit cards
2: CEO of Twitter is a verified bitcoiner
3: Coinbase has a new affiliate program
4: Bitcoin CEO dies with $190m worth of bitcoin
5: SEC commissioner says Bitcoin ETF is coming.
🕶
Shower thought
Soros wants to short, but he can't, space is too small.
He'll have to pump us to trillion dollar mktcaps.
Then create institutional trading vectors.
Then Short.
Skills that make the most profitable traders.
1. Strong Hodl Hands
2. Technical Analysis
3. Fundamental Analysis
4. Vision
5. Networking
There is no particular order, they all sort of work with each other.
You're a billionaire sitting on $1billion in cash.
You understand inflation will be massive in the coming years due to fed stimuli.
You have 4 choices
Cash: definitely lose money
Bonds: lose less money.
Gold: maybe lose money
Bitcoin: definitely make money.
Its simple.
The worst thing about the coming Altseason is knowing that everyone will make tons of money.
Everyone, regardless of skill, intelligence or morals.
Elliot/Hyper wave chartists? Yes.
XRPfamgangbang? Yes.
Your paid group leader? Yes even that guy will finally make a good call.
A Pump creates attention,
Attention creates a gold rush,
Gold Rush creates bag holders,
Bag holders create community,
Community creates the fundamentals for the Next Pump.
this is the Cycle of Crypto.
My barber told me he has $2000 in cryptocurrency.
I asked which and he said $BTT, it's like $BTC but cheaper.
He expects it to hit $150 in 5 years.
What part of the marketcycle is this?
The same pussies who didn't buy Bitcoin at 3k won't buy Altcoins here.
If you don't wanna make money why are you even here.
You know you can't buy a lambo with Twitter followers right!?
I'm not a psychopath or anything but
last night i dreamt of a 2017 level Bull market in a 2008 style global financial meltdown.
Everyone was losing their jobs and their homes but my bags were constantly hitting ATH's
Slice of Heaven.
Losers in the west will put $2k down on a $150k car and brag about "their" new car on social media then look down on a Nigerian who just bought his' cash.
fuckin hattin ass bitches.
Made a ton of money in 2017, I was still in college, I was like yup I'm done.
Before I knew it I was fat, depressed, uneducated and losing money in a bear market.
No one told me to go back to school and get a gym membership.
When you make it, start your own business.
Ok, i'm gonna say what no one has the balls to say.
i'm going long here, this is the bottom.
this tweet will self destruct in T-new yearly bitcoin lows.
Whitepapers are useless, in 8 years of crypto I’ve never read a single one.
The right to self custody is imperative but the obligation to self custody is abhorrent.
Speculation is the primary and only use case for 90% of crypto and that’s fine.
Everything is a Ponzi ours is…
I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything but
i think the 2017 Bitcoin rally was possible caused by
large numbers of people Fomoing large quantities of bitcoin.
Just a theory tho, need journalists and academics to further research it.
I just had someone complain that i wasn't paying them enough because they are a woman.
upon realizing that i am an African they pulled a 180 and offered to do it for free, cos you see, she is white.
you people in america have lost your god damn minds.
@Poloniex
YOU CANNOT HOLD MY FUNDS HOSTAGE IN EXCHANGE FOR MY IDENTITY.
THIS IS CRYPTO.
You should've given us a warning first, i don't want to give you my information, i want to leave your platform.
Our lord Barry
#Shillbert
, Hallowed be thy name
Thy pump must cost, Thy will be done on the TA charts as it is with the FA. Give us this day our daily pump, and forgive us our dumps as we forgive those who dump on us.
Lead us not into $REKT but deliver us $Lambo
Amen.
People are freaking out about a B-List actress marring a man who will never be king in a royal house that has no power in a country that has no influence.
and you're telling me my shitcoins won't pump.
yeah, sure.
#RoyalWedding
#Crypto
You people have managed to actually turn 9k into a stronger psychological resistance than 5k or 10k
Stronger than actual resistance like 6k
Just with dumb anime memes.
Wow congratulations smh lol.
You joined crypto when you bought, mined or earned your first coin.
Not that one time you overheard some people talking about bitcoin at Walmart in 2011.
Pls, if you have already capitulated.
do us a favour and exit CT as well.
the rest of us real ones need to get back to serious business.
i would like my timeline to become useful again.
My alts might dump 30% sad
But when altseason finally arrives I'll make its all back.
But when you get liquidated that's it.
There's no second chance.
Stick to low leverage people.