#PharmaSis
Founded a firm. Went to prison. Adopted a cat w/ special needs. Martin Shkreli with a vagina.
Drug Scientist. Drug Aficionado. 'Drugged' Scientist.
As a schizophrenic, I suffer from paranoia. The most certain way to encourage POOR medication compliance in schizotypal patients is to add a "tracker bug" to their Antipsychotic regimen.
As a pharma industry insider, I know a train wreck when I see one.
This example of "Abilify…
@peterhvideo
This is why I stash my fentanyl in a bag of Sour Patch Kids: it's delicious, the cops don't suspect it, and if somebody steals my purse, I know exactly where to find it: the morgue.
@clairezagorski
Professional Dating Coach? If that's a legit career path, I'm opting to be the the tiktoker who plays banjo to drown out his advice. I've always enjoyed bands such as Bela Fleck and the Flecktones.
#HillBillyGothic
is a new icon
Stashing your fentanyl in a bag of Sour Patch Kids has numerous advantages:
(a) it's delicious
(b) the cops don't suspect it
(c) when my purse gets stolen, it always gets returned to the same place: the county coroner.
@MarchandSurgery
@clairezagorski
@ipeeingirls
@GOllumfun
…
The National Guard searching bags at the entrance to the Grand Central subway station. Earlier today Kathy Hochul announced she would send 750 National Guard members to subway stations throughout NYC.
Deandra: The Face of Fentanyl, Meth and Mommyhood
I am relatively new to world of single mommyhood and
#MWUD
scene. I've been a mom for six years, a hard drug user for 15 years preceding it. I've underwent the tyranny of being treated like a 2nd class citizen while using drugs…
“Addiction” is a term I prefer to describe as the following:
“Drug dependence in a market of legally enforced, monopolistic, artificially-created scarcity.”
If morphine or opium was subject to free market capitalism & competition in the absence of pharmacolegal monopolies,…
The construct of ‘addiction’ is the most useful tool for prohibitionists and people who want to take away the rights of people who use drugs. It’s so loosey-goosey and un-critical they can apply it to any situation to righteously justify whatever draconian measures they want.
"In the Dose Lies the Poison"
Fentanyl can be toxic in the same way that water can be toxic.
Chug 5 gallons in a single sitting, and you'll be in the hospital.
What is true of heroin is also true of Lake Huron: too much of a good thing can hurt you.
A common misconception is…
You never studied pharmacology, did you?
Fentanyl is essential to modern surgery. It is also the drug of choice for controlling intractable pain
By making this claim, you're suggesting that horrible, unending suffering is better than safe medication. That's absurd
@josephfcox
Back in my day, all you needed to forge a script was a bubblejet from Circuit City and handwriting sloppy enough to appear as if you spent four years in medical school.
Coanalgesic Adulteration: A Dirty Marketing Strategy
The addition of
#NSAIDs
+
#Tylenol
to opioids as "
#coanalgesics
" began as a way for manufacturers to reformulate their expired patents on older opioids such as hydrocodone, oxycodone, codeine etc. Everything from ibuprofen,…
In all other cases, poisoning is illegal. That changes when a psychoactive drug is involved. In those cases, you MUST poison the user.
Hydrocodone+APAP
Methadone+talc
Codeine+promethazine
DXM+CM
How’s killing a person justified when their only crime is using an alternative RoA?
The bespoke designer opioid scene is a fairly niche group of enthusiasts and entrepreneurs. Our streams do more than cross, a lot of us are related. I met my plug through 23andme.
All things being equal, fentanyls are sort of shit opioids. If cost is not an issue, much better…
Xylazine as a Weak Ass (soft) KOR Agonist
"One molecule caught on a barbed wire fence
One mole, he resist
One mole washed on an empty beach
One mole betrayed with a kiss…"
A recent preprint has appeared on Biovrix with evidence that Xylazine acts as a weak κ opioid receptor…
methadone clinic ITPs are virtually identical to what my probation officer would write up after I failed a UA.
They even go so far as to use identical font style: "State-Oppression-Courier"
It's all part of keeping drug users in the cattle car mentality
"Clean Pee Macht Frei"
My mother’s treatment plan at her first methadone clinic over 20 years ago. To this day, nothing has really changed
Is
@samhsagov
finally ruling going to make it any different for people who’ve suffered for decades at the hands of clinics?
I hope she lives to see
#freemethadone
Meth & Mommyhood:
You work hard your whole pregnancy, socking away abortion money where ur junkie b/f can't find it. And then fate intervenes: you spend every last dollar on crystal meth & fentanyl. Without El Chapo's intervention, I would've flushed both of my bundles of joy…
Before we met, my ex-b/f had a heavy coke habit. He was boofing upwards of an eightball each day. By the time we broke up, he had sworn off cocaine. When asked how he overcame addiction, he confessed:
"I couldn't handle another white girl up my ass."
Drug rehabs are major beneficiaries of the private prison industry.
Behind every "patient" in drug rehab is the untold story of coercion:
^court-mandated rehab
^PO or drug court threatening "jail" if the "patient" doesn't voluntarily commit to a medical facility that profits off…
My interviewee described drug addicted patients “beating the shit” out of elderly and disabled patients, and then threatening to kill nurses and groping their breasts.
That’s certainly an interesting way to express “confusion.”
I'm in the process of adopting a meth baby. Its the cheapest way to get a white baby while still looking good in front of the mirror AND your SJW friends
Since the newborn & I will have the same number of teeth, I thought I'd get matching tees
@shdwstar
@melbee4444
@AllenPepe
Fentanyl Crises?
Or French Fry epidemic?
#JellyRoll
claims 90 Americans/day die from opioid overdose.
CDC claims that heart disease + diabetes kill ~ 2500+ Americans/day.
Making
#Cinnabon
a Controlled Substance & Putting Jelly Roll on Weightwatchers would do more net good for…
If we put Harvard-Stanford PhDs in charge of our healthcare system, we may adopt some “speculative practices” such as:
Secobarbital-mediated “Death Cab With Dignity” - for terminal post-Emo depression
LSD for grad school burnout (Tim Leary demonstrated its efficacy)
MDMA for…
2 million + in prison, 120,000+ overdoses/year, millions disenfranchised thru drug felonization.
The American government and the DEA do a pretty good job of killing and imprisoning innocent Americans.
@shdwstar
Imagine if Mexico or Canada murdered 1.5 million Americans and destroyed all our homes and infrastructure in 6 months. After 75 years of stealing our land and putting innocent Americans in prisons.
Would Americans be ok with peacefully coexisting side by side?
@acidrevo
It's more convenient to throw my meth and fentanyl into vape-juice, than have to slink away to the dark recesses of a truckstop bathroom w/ a syringe-in-pocket.
Cage-Free Fentanyl.
Humanely-sourced Heroin.
@fuzzymittens
Missouri has a very "Dungeons & Dragons" approach to legal scholarship. Making our attorney generals "Dungeonmasters"
DND Redistricting: Boundless Imagination makes for tragic Representation
Rx Barrier
The IOC stripped me of my gold medal after I tested positive for Adderall in 10th grade Science Olympiad.
Even the Pseudoscience Olympiad rejected me, citing "lack of a proper prescription."
But Me, Lance Armstrong & Marion Jones know the real reason: R(x)acism
NY Resolution Accounts Receivable Update
(1) Vape is really gonna cut down on my Luer-Lok Ultra Lights habit.
Fent + meth + Xanax = dissolves in same eJuice!
PaylessShoesource
#BOBOT
: Buy-1-Boost-2
Dr confused me w/ another patient. plied me w/ gum &
#Chantix
?
@TSBurkhardt
Sociologists determined that ppl become criminals when they have too many "broken windows" in their neighborhood.
When I have a chipped windshield, I just apply for a Justice Dept "CHiPs Grant" and voilà!
No more crack!
CHiPs off the Block Grant
Keeps Crack off my block
I just posted "The Secret Lives of 3,3-Diphenylpropylamines: Isomethadone & Its Concubines - Incognito Badass High-Efficacy Mu Agonist - The Under-Appreciated, Highly Euphoric, Less-Toxic Twin Brother of Methadone" on Reddit
Remember when a vegan quarter pounder cost $1000 (cheese not included)?
Now I can walk into a store & buy one for $5 thanks to Medical McDonald's legalization.
695,000 Americans overdose on supersize french fries each year.
There is no known antidote for french fry poisoning.
As a domestic fentanyl manufacturer, it’d be nice to put a supply side squeeze on the cartel competition.
I’m glad to know that the conservatives are throwing their support behind all American mom & pop clandestine fentanyl. As an underrepresented minority, we can use all the…
Monday Night
#Pharmball
-
#Phumble
Tonight features a blitzkrieg thru the tenants of GABA(A)R
#ligands
, of the orthosteric (
#GABA
,
#muscimol
)
I was sent a request to look into the curious untraditional 1,4-benzodiazepines lacking a 5-aromatic ring:
#Tetrazepam
.
A full pinup…
Mycopreneur has been featured in
@RollingStone
for the third time this year 🍄📈
7. Peer-To-Peer Economy
I first heard this term through Dennis Walker, journalist and host of the Mycropreneur podcast. It describes the underground market for mushrooms…
You begin w/ prior art searches I.e. the original drug discovery elucidation lit: CAS Sci Finder DB. They will have a record of any appearance in scholarly lit, PhD thesis, or patents. CAS is damn near comprehensive & ACS has vested financial interest in keeping it's role as…
So what exactly are your next steps when you’ve been commissioned to interview an expert & write an article about a rare psychedelic drug… that even the world’s leading expert on rare psychedelic drugs knows nothing about?
The "Silent Majority" of toddlers are quiet, not by choice, but suppressed by Pacifier Pressure.
Big Binky has misled moms with a uni-pacifier paradigm of "one-size-fits-all.”
My child deserves to be heard. I want him to participate in the pacifier process. But I won’t let him…
my use of the sleeping aid Zopiclone (Lunesta) had a curious side effect: extremely lucid dreaming. With waking recall that lasted for days. I recorded over 500 entries over my yrs on Zopiclone. This is a sampling of some of the more "unconventional" lucid dreams from my dream…
Khloe Kardashian has petitioned the LA city council to rename the "Chase Center" after her late father:
"OJ Simpson-Chase Center"
May the Bronco that carried you across the freeway, ferry your soul across the River Styx into the afterlife. (AC Cowlings has volunteered to be the…
On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer.
He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren.
During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace.
-The Simpson Family
"Doctors who won't give you drugs" is objectively The Biggest Problem In The Universe"
(See quoted chain below for more info)
I not only agree with this statement, but I think we need to begin basing insurance reimbursement and Medicare and copay reimbursement on the…
I ❤️ sharing my accumulated knowledge for obsfuscating & circumventing the medico-legal apparatus. I spent yrs outsmarting Redwood/Alere toxicology in drug court.
If the urine police wanna get Rodney King on my sample cup, I'll be Johnnie Cochran. Making drug courts look nappier…
@RyanMarino
@gus_goode
@phantomtransy
for no reason at all, it seems like you could just provide your rankings of the best opioid options for freedom loving patriots to beat piss tests.
if you believe in harm reduction
My parents are visiting and I'm trying to make the parlor more presentable. As the only room in the house inaccessible to my toddler, it's typically where mommy entertains gentlemen callers. I've taken down the Cayman Chemical fentalog posters and put up homely looking drapes
I contracted a normal run-of-the-pill-mill case of threadworms, intestinal Strongyloides, many yrs ago while living in China.
Here, they diagnose it with a blood test.
The ER Doc in Shanghai decided to supplement my education by using an otoscope & pair of tweezers to pluck…
Helen Hunt went from her Oscar Winning role as Clarice Starling to being cast as trans-Carl Sagan in the niche-astronoir "Contact"
She was then cast opposite Mel Gibson in a romantic comedy. I don't care what the voices in my head tell me--Mel Gibson is NOT "What Women Want"
As…
I found a bag of well hung chocolate bagels at the grocery. Like for real…this is my very first double cream (cheese) stuffed monster choc bagel, ever. Of my 1000 kcal/day allotment, I figured I’d smash down half of ‘em w/ something of modest protein provenance
@HRTFRG
@sernyl_
Five Toms & A Boy
(A) Tomboys are cool
(B) Tombella is cooler
(C) Tombangs is coolest
(D) Tomfangs stole my boyfriend
(E) With all their appetites combined, they could eat a Tom Skerritt
I'd adopt any left over Rovers. I've squirreled away alot of meth & could use some help finding "Crystal San Diego." I was cleaning up the nursery & found a pair of eightballs in the bassinet. Mommyhood has left me scatterbrained.
@serialswaghaver
@simplyserotonin
…
Minnesota State Sen. John Jasinski (R) argues against legalizing marijuana because it will result in early retirement for drug-sniffing dogs: "The police dog discussion ... that's a big issue."
Physicians are diagnosticians & experts at performing procedures. They are not experts in pharmacological therapeutics. How many weeks does a med student spend learning pharmacology? How many years does a PharmD spend learning pharmacology? Clinical pharmacists save lives
(1/4) Oxycosmopolitics of the Adderall Shortage
the DEA holds part of the blame for the Adderall shortage. keep in mind that the agency acts as a de facto taxpayer subsidized lobbying group for the interests of the controlled substance industry. controlled manuf of pharma grade…
I have a bad habit of dating married coworkers. I'm not the most emotionally stable mistress in the carpool lane. After my last office romance misadventure, even
@BernieSanders
admitted that "this woman's place is in the home."
With more time off, I can finally focus on my…
behind every Opium War is a monopolistic colonial empire, gluttons of unimaginable wealth derived from the backs of poor, colonial peasants, de facto slave labor.
Behind every Drug War, the same.
#PurduePharma
Cartels,
#JNJ
,
#NORAMCO
,
#TasmanianAlkaloids
profiteering while…
@DuchessVonD
@ZivoAdam
Enabling drug use is an exercise in unmitigated failure. It is a recipe for social regression and death.
Every experiment enabling hard drug use is highlighted by one theme: unmitigated failure.
It has never worked, ever, without exception.
@The4thWayYT
the key to a happy life is a wife who accepts you for the way you are: flaws, disease & dalliances.
It's hard to appreciate what you have when you're too busy picking up the pieces.
Formulation Artists are a pillar of modern pharma
The avant-garde school of lollipop design has enriched humanity immensely
This
#AnalgesicGarde
prototype is the Embodiment of Heavenly Nectar, dripped from on high, caramelized like an achiral 🍏 atop a stick
@MarchandSurgery
Trying to say this gently -
If you can’t see a place for the arts and humanities in STEM, if in fact you don’t see how they’re necessary, then you have an exceptionally myopic view of the world.
STEM opens up like a blooming flower when you see it holistically. It's beautiful.
This guy is interesting. We should be friends. Let's give him a big ole Texas-Midwest howdy and remind him that some of us depend on our Twitter stats for our Self esteem.
It seems unhealthy to base one's sense of self worth on Elon's algorithmic pies, but the more common…
@CDCgov
@hrw
We have addressed many of the cruel absurdities connected to the “Opioid Crisis”: (1) the misrepresentation of science, research outcomes, & data to mischaracterize the threat; (2) the exploitation & exaggeration of adverse outcomes for the sake of advancing — …