Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Twitter profile

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Happy New Year to everyone except a rod

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3 years

Melinda Gates and Alex Rodriguez will be publicly dating by the end of the summer

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Happy Easter to everyone except Alex Rodriguez

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3 years

Maybe he’ll get lost in there

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Field of Dreams. ⚾️ 🙏

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I wonder if aliens drink and do drugs maybe I will try dating one...female alien ofcourse

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3 years

Good morning to everyone especially Jennifer Lopez

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Happy 4/20 to everyone except Alex Rodriguez

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

I am ready to be baseball's next commissioner

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Jose Canseco

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2 years

Merry Christmas and happy New Year's to everyone except 2 certain people I think they know who they are

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Does it cover up cheating on Jennifer Lopez?

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Alex Rodriguez launches makeup for men

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Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump u need a bash brother for Chief if Staff. Got a secret reorg plan already. Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts. DM me. #yeswecanseco

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Mark McGwire corked his bat before every game

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3 years

I’m fighting tonight for everyone who’s tired of Barstool Sports being on the internet

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3 years

Happy July 4th to everyone except Alex Rodriguez

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3 years

Fell asleep and woke up to 3 female aliens probing Me for crypto info

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3 years

You can't control Bigfoot or aliens so you can't control me either

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4 years

Once I am president I will create an army of robots that will Cleanse This World of all its corruption

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Jose Canseco

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6 years

The balls in my pants have less juice in them then the balls in this game

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Jose Canseco

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I hope everyone stays safe during the Eclipse today except one guy

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3 years

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4 years

Happy Thanksgiving even to arod and his family...ps. arod your still a jerk... PS Happy Thanksgiving also to Jennifer Lopez

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4 years

Can Bigfoot or aliens get Coronavirus I need to know because I have had contact with them

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

Alex Rodriguez I challenge you to a boxing match or an MMA match anytime you want

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Jose Canseco

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13 years

I am and will always be just simply a basball player,my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

John McAfee is still alive

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez

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Jose Canseco

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You’re an absolute idiot

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RIP OJ Simpson. Heaven just got a outstanding running back

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3 years

Hey Jennifer Lopez by the way I am single And I can be faithful

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

Go on a Bigfoot and alien Excursion with Jose Canseco contact Morgan Management at 702-374-3735

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3 years

Happy Valentines Day to everyone except Alex Rodriguez

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3 years

No headgear 12oz gloves Get in touch w/ my management & let’s get this on the books

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3 years

Jose Canceso vs Billy Football. 100k to winner.

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3 years

Happy birthday to everyone except Alex Rodriguez

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5 years

Lonely island

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3 years

Retweet if you’re tired of @barstoolsports being on the internet

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3 years

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

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4 years

Are corrupt system must be taken down by a supernatural Force

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3 years

Meet my best friend pain

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This is the coward talking shit. These internet kids are all talk

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5 years

Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

There is no way I could fuck this country up more than it already is

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3 years

I hope @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter & @KFCBarstool aren’t within 20ft of the ring on February 5th They’ll all end up like @Billyhottakes Unconscious

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Jose Canseco

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8 years

I have urine samples cleaner then Hillary

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5 years

I just time traveled into the future Rams win 27 to 20

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5 years

Come play golf with me and learn about aliens and time traveling

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez will go their separate ways this year and Alex Rodriguez will hook up with a fitness model

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

The good old days

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

Tim Tebow let me help you with your swing I just saw one of your bats you have no rhythm right now and you're to rotational I will help you for free I'm a fan of yours

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Get ready Billy football I'm Coming For You February 5th

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

It does not matter who wins the presidential debate war is coming war is imminent

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

If I can hit a softball 500 feet at the age of 55 you can hit 40 home runs in the major leagues if you let me help you yes I'm talking to you Tim Tebow

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Jose Canseco

@JoseCanseco

3 years

Retweet for a followback

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Jose Canseco

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1 year

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except you know who

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

If you elect me president I will fix our country

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4 years

How does A-Rod have more followers than I do he's boring and constantly lying I'm in your face telling the truth and constantly entertaining you..hmmmmm

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

I have figured out a way to live an extra 30 years

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3 years

Tupac is still alive

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

Cornell west is 100% correct ...the problem is that we live on planet earth the devils domain..

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

I will fight anyone of the Logan Brothers they have enough for anyone with any type of talent yet or fighting skills

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3 years

If you don’t respect me now, you will after tonight

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4 years

As president I would create immortal moral robots that would go around eliminating corrupt corporations and people

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3 years

If @LoganPaul & @jakepaul want to keep dodging, I'll take care of their father, Greg Paul, first. Father against father

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Let your prepubescent loving father speak for himself

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3 years

You know they drug test in boxing right?

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Jose Canseco

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1 year

By the way Aaron judge I can still hit a softball further than you can hit a baseball anytime you want to find out contact me

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Jose Canseco

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OJ Simpson was a murderer His death should not be glorified.

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Jose Canseco

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8 years

23 years ago today I bounced a homer off my head .

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

Human being should not be in political power Android should or maybe aliens I would rather have Bigfoot

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3 years

No surprise

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Jose Canseco

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12 years

Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing

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3 years

Flying to New York this morning my plane crashed I was swimming to my appearance and aliens picked me up they're going to drop me off at my appearance at 1 o'clock today see you guys then

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Alex Rodriguez is the most predictable person on this planet

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3 years

Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez will go their separate ways this year and Alex Rodriguez will hook up with a fitness model

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5 years

If I were president I would give citizenship to aliens and Bigfoot

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

Jennifer Lopez I have something to show you for your eyes only you will not regret it please contact Morgan

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Merry Christmas to everyone well almost everyone

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

I am willing to take a polygraph to prove that what I'm saying about Alex Rodriguez is 100% accurate

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Aliens find us To be a minimal threat because we have not learned how to Time travel by folding time

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

Aliens need to come and systemically correct our system

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Jose Canseco

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1 year

Aaron judge I am getting ready for you let's see if you can hit a baseball as far as I can hit a softball I doubt that very much let me know when you're ready we'll do the competition for charity

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

I told you they would split up...jennifer is to good for Alex also jennifer is not arods type

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3 years

Jennifer Lopez I would fight for you but I have 2 torn shoulders and a bad knee from my last fight

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

I spoke with some aliens the other day and they don't even like arod they call him a clateau barata nicto

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Jose Canseco

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2 years

If ortiz is in the hall of fame so should the other guys who use PED,s again MLB screws it up again talk about hypocrisy

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Jose Canseco

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4 years

Remember Don’t Shake Hands, Bash Instead! #CoronaVirus #WashYourHands

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Angel Hernandez needs to be banned by the MLB

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Jose Canseco

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3 years

Retweet for a followback

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Happy Easter to everyone except one guy

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Jose Canseco

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6 years

Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump I am interested in United Nations leadership .dm me for ideas and confidential 90 day plan #readynow

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4 years

I would systematically eliminate racism if I were president

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I am awake at all hours and hear noises in the dessert at night

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3 years

Cuban style birthday I turn 57 today eat your heart out people

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Jose Canseco

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5 years

On tour with Lonely Island @thelonelyisland

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4 years

6 week seminar on how to control your dreams once you get your master's degree you will be put in an induced coma for whatever time you choose to enter your controlled dream life contact Morgan if interested

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Jose Canseco

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Happy Father's Day to everyone but hold on not you Alex you're a mother F

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