Some book news: my latest novel, YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS, is out in paperback! Includes: thrills, chills, a crumbling gothic mansion, a rich family gone bad, and a terrible accident on the frozen sea…
…or was it. 💀
I’m doing a promotion to celebrate: details in next tweet.
just the latest in a series of brutal reputational hits for the T-Rex. when I was a kid this dinosaur was King Shit, now every 5 years someone's like "actually he didn't even hunt, he was covered in feathers, he was three low-quality dinos in a trench coat"
struggling to understand how, in five short years, we went from "this reference to 'boofing' in Brett Kavanaugh's HS yearbook proves he is an unrepentant rapist" to "idk guys the half-naked corpse with grievous pelvic injuries could have been like that when Hamas got there"
Don't criticize Whoopi's suspension because people shouldn't be suspended for controversial comments. Criticize it because it's the network's way of trying to worm out of any bad publicity it might cause for THEM. Even calling it a "suspension" is buying their cover story.
the Spotify/Rogan thing is such a case displaced aggression— it’s like if a bunch of nutritionists got mad at Shop Rite for stocking Doritos because it’s “platforming junk food”
you’re not really mad at Shop Rite, you’re mad that you can’t make people not like junk
amazing genre of tweet right now that's like "as war rages, the heroism of the Ukrainian people stands in stark contrast to how much this random group of people I hate, who have nothing to do with the conflict, totally suck"
not just that you *shouldn't* annihilate someone's life with a couple of keystrokes as punishment for being rude to you; if you *can* do this, if this option is available to you, it should trigger some introspection as to where the power in that interaction was actually located
what corporations say: we’re investing heavily in diversity equity and inclusion
what they mean: we paid $500k for you to receive preschool-level lessons in basic human interaction from a 35 year-old white lady who has never kissed another human being
“I’m proud of my body. I’m proud that it’s produced three children for me,”
@HilaryDuff
tells WH. “I’ve gotten to a place of being peaceful with the changes my body has gone through."
my grandmother died during the “stay the fuck home” phase when we were forbidden from having funerals and hoo boy did this moment make me feel things (still does)
This was a pivotal moment in the pandemic's history:
For 4 months, the message was clear and unrelenting: everyone must stay home. Those who leave - even to go to a deserted beach - are reckless sociopaths.
It flipped overnight to endorse a mass protest movement liberals liked:
this will be my only tweet about this but for god’s sake, putting someone on trial and forcing him to account for what he’s done is like the dictionary definition of *holding someone accountable*, stop saying “accountability” when what you actually mean is “punishment”
when I lived in NYC a man once dropped a handwritten “you’re beautiful” note with his number on my bread plate while I was having lunch… reader, I called him
2017: sexual harassment is a scourge, how dare you downplay it, women deserve to feel safe
2023: oh yeah I'm sure you're soooo traumatized because some guy put his hand up your skirt on the A train, jfc bitch just put a granola bar between your legs
not to mention how every Christmas celebration is weirdly obsessed with the birth of Jesus, while the birth of my cousin Gary on the same day gets no attention whatsoever
the total breakdown of left/right as a meaningful political binary very aptly illustrated by this list, on which many of the "right-wing" guests explicitly favor left/liberal policies and voted dem in at least the last 4 presidential elections
Joe Rogan fans often point to his fig-leaf endorsement of Bernie Sanders as proof that Rogan isn't right-wing.
But right-wingers overwhelmingly are his favorites as you can see from his guest list.
Help me add to this, if you'd like. Source:
This is maybe the weirdest part of this whole thing to me; how do you go from losing your mind over an errant pronoun or the phrase “master bedroom” to shrugging off explicit hate?
College administrators will increasingly have to decide whether they actually meant it when they acted like microaggressions were intolerable because wow, this is a lot fucking worse than that, and it's all over academia.
Mask compliance in Los Angeles has remained consistently high over the past 6 months, yet cases rose 5,150% by January and then dropped 93% afterwards
It’s amazing politicians & experts are still getting away with the unequivocally false assertions that mask compliance matters
look guys this is an inclusive space, we use inclusive language here, and if you don't get on board with the inclusivity I will personally ostracize every last one of you
Why did The Atlantic just target a 23-year-old student and non-public figure by full name in a way that seems intended to endanger them?? Extremely irresponsible
can’t believe
@ebruenig
broke into my house in the middle of the night and filled all my closets and dresser drawers and tupperware with live babies, this is bullshit
can't stop thinking about that guy in the NYT who plans to keep wearing two masks, gloves, and goggles for the next 5 years even though he contracted coronavirus 8 months into this safety regimen
folks on the TL talking about loss of trust in authority & experts, & I think some ppl really don’t remember the speed with which the 2020 narrative shifted from “your outdoor funeral is a superspreader event” to “let’s celebrate these protests that look a lot like block parties”
a lot of (understandable) focus on kids approaching the 2-year anniversary of the pandemic, but I am also thinking a lot about elderly people with extremely Covid-cautious families who have been living (and dying) in a state of abject loneliness that is unimaginable to many of us
a bleak landscape in which the discourse around sex and romance is fully controlled by people who cannot fathom that it is actually pretty fun to fall in love
very late to this party but I'm reading The Ink Black Heart for work, and it turns out that J.K. Rowling is a legitimately gifted crime writer in a way that must drive her haters absolutely bananas
2020 public health: cover your disgusting face holes and stay the fuck home you bunch of selfish troglodytes
2022 public health: maybe just put a lil gauze on your monkeypox boils before your orgy, y’know, if you feel like it
in hindsight, it might have been a mistake to take a wide range of annoying interactions that are nevertheless a normal/unavoidable part of coexisting with other humans in a wildly diverse society and rebrand them as the much scarier-sounding “microaggressions”
that Apple fired the guy who wrote this (an overwrought but honestly pretty entertaining paean to his wife’s toughness) for being “sexist” is the most dumb self-sabotaging nonsense I have seen this week
It's big, it's loud, it takes place during World War II, and it's about powerful white men blowing stuff up and feeling a little sad about it. It's also three hours long.
Why
#Oppenheimer
might be Nolan's first movie with multiple acting Oscar noms:
I know the definition of “ban” is already somewhat flexible but surely there are better words to to describe a book being moved from one section of the school library to… another section of the same library
The cynicism of realizing how many fellow lefties who fought for "freedom of expression" in the bad old days of the Moral Majority were in fact just jockeying to get their own grubby mitts on the censor's pen
New feature on the shifting tactics of union avoidance. Many union busting consultants now market themselves as “diversity trainers.” Captive meeting seminars designed to defeat labor unions are filled with social justice rhetoric.
Could we please have a moratorium on woke reckonings for historical figures, like it's some kind of big surprise that people who lived in the 1800s had retrograde views on race and gender when they also didn’t know what a germ is and thought riding on trains caused insanity
very annoying thing about being a devout free speech liberal in the current year is that unlike the culture wars of the 1990s-2000s, I don't even *like* most of the stuff I feel compelled to defend on principle
Don't use the term mistress for a woman who is in a long-term sexual relationship with, and is financially supported by, a man who is married to someone else. Instead, use an alternative like companion, friend or lover on first reference and provide additional details later.
“maybe he should’ve considered the consequences before he wrote the book” ahhh guys I guarantee you that if writers were to start doing this you would not like the result
I’ve seen Lord of the Rings probably 40 times and believe it is a masterpiece but for one infuriating plot hole: how the fuck did the eyeball get on top of the tower
entertainment journalists tweeting under their real names are demanding the firing of the *entire staff* of CinemaBlend because one guy wrote a slightly snarky review of the new Pixar movie, in a prime example of that cultural phenomenon we have all been assured does not exist
coming soon: no insurance coverage for bicycle accidents if u weren't wearing a helmet, no coverage for skin cancer if u didn't wear sunscreen every time, and no Lyme disease treatment if u went in the woods wearing shorts, take some responsibility u tick-infested sonofabitch
BREAKING: Illinois introduces a bill to force unvaccinated residents to pay out of pocket for their hospital treatment if they catch COVID, saying that they “must asume the risk” and “take responsibility” for their carelessness. RT IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR STATE SHOULD DO THE SAME!
Dear everyone;
Please stop saying
“Hey Guys”….
In emails, seminars, when addressing people, and in opening speaker programmes.
“Hi folks” ☑️
is perfect, it’s inclusive and gender neutral
Thanks
#Tips
Kyle Rittenhouse, in his first interview, with
@TuckerCarlson
, says of prosecutors:
"If they did this to me, imagine what they could've done to a person of color who doesn't maybe have the resources I do, or [if] it's not widely publicized like my case."
without weighing in on the question of what the specific consequences should be for the poster tearer-downers, I am curious about the redefinition of "doxing" to mean "identifying a person as the perpetrator of an act they performed in public with their face showing"
a teenage twitter socialist informed me today that my job teaching yoga is “a luxury”, I am simply too old to be online anymore, I will now retire to pasture with some creamed corn and a dvd set of Colombo
re: the rise of the "ew, creeper" response to being asked out in public, I wonder if the ability to pre-screen suitors on dating apps has made spontaneous in-person flirtation seem comparatively uncontrollable and therefore inherently frightening/dangeorus
a theory that things like the silly Atlantic sports article are the entirely logical outcome of journalism going from a working-class pursuit to an elite profession full of nerds with tiny noodly arms
this thread is salty but does a good job of illuminating why, for small business owners who were forcibly closed during the pandemic and are likely still struggling, the Democrats playing "gotcha" over PPP loans is fairly galling
Hey small cabinetmaker, you have to close the shop your family has owned for 100 years - because of a virus that mostly affects 80-year-olds. I know your staff is mostly guys in their 30s, but whatev. Also Home Depot can stay open and sell cabinets. Because. But wait! We'll x/1
"actress bravely unveils the disgusting body with which she has finally made peace", invariably followed by photos of a person who looks better naked than 99.999999% of humans anywhere
a theory that we're still talking about the Rogan/Spotify conflict because it embodies a simmering megaconflict over our ability to tolerate the presence of those who've been deemed Bad in "shared spaces", the concept of which is increasingly nebulous and ever-creeping
A hierarchy:
1. I won't read that book
2. I won't let my kid read that book
3. I won't let that book in the school library
4. I won't let that book in *any* library
5. I won't let that book be sold
6. I won't let that book be published
7. I won't let that book be written
intriguing writeup and notable entry into the "mere child" discourse, wherein nobody, not even a 30something post-grad educated professional, is ever truly an adult
being dragged on Twitter is whatever, but the aftermath in which you stumble across various threads on which people with whom you were once collegial/friendly are just openly and gleefully trashing you is really not fun and goes on for a surprisingly long time
personally am agnostic on AOC but was surprised to learn that she’s among the least effective members of Congress; almost like there’s a distinct inverse relationship between having a personal brand like this and being an effective public servant
It still seems so strange that a bunch of idiots conspired to redefine the meaning of this ubiquitous hand gesture as a prank, and then the whole world just... went with it
I was at a very meathead local gym when the news about the queen came on TV, and a giant bearded dude stopped in the middle of flipping over a tire and said "oh god, oh no"
Things "accountability culture" people defended in no particular order:
- firings (e.g. Smith security guard)
- suspensions (e.g. Dave Weigel)
- book contract cancellations (too many to name)
- film cancellations (e.g. Louis CK)
- ruinous boycotts (e.g. Kindness Yoga)
It’s worth remembering that many of the “accountability culture” people weren’t defending firings. Back then, many conservatives were complaining, Emma Camp-style, about not being liked by their fellow students bc of their beliefs. “Cancel culture isn’t real” arguments were often
every woman I know: does yoga, flawless skin, multiple PhDs, churns her own butter, flies covert missions to airdrop chocolate and vaccines to orphans in the Sudan
every man I know: is three dogs in a trench coat
especially fun when you recall that this is the same paper at which a veteran reporter was ousted for saying a bad word in the context of a conversation about bad words
making writers unemployable for *doing their jobs as writers* is bad for art, bad for culture, bad for creative freedom, I cannot express strongly enough that this is not a road we should be going down
as a lifelong Dem voter, reading this paragraph felt kind of like finding a writhing nest of venomous snakes nestled in the foundations of my own house; I'm trying to think of a better, more nuanced word than "disgusting," but good lord
I’ve retweeted a bunch of other people’s tweets about this but really cannot say enough how infuriating it is; every time this ideology is allowed to take root in creative communities, the art is the thing that suffers
how many articles like this will it take before we realize that “doing everything right” is a useless framework for talking about the spread of an airborne and highly contagious disease
Davidson’s responses in this thread are like the living embodiment of that axiom about the impossibility of explaining something to a man when his income depends on his continuing to misunderstand it
*at my nude photo shoot*
photographer: are u ready
me (shyly untying my robe): yes, I... I'm finally at peace with my true form
*the robe opens to reveal millions of ants swarming through an endless void where my body should be*
photographer: [screaming]
me: TAKE MY PICTURE
Thinking of a thread I saw once about how having a certain type of online persona can hurt you professionally, not because of politics per se, but because it amounts to an advertisement that you are difficult to work with, and I wonder if something similar is happening here
my super hot take on monkeypox is that public health should provide people with the information they need to make informed decisions rather than strategically withholding the truth to try to engineer certain outcomes or massage certain political sensibilities
staggering to see the people of Ukraine mobilizing to fight for their freedom meanwhile my trashbag boyfriend won't mobilize to clean the damn TOILET even once when HE is the one who BEFOULED IT, DO YOU HEAR ME ANTHONY I HAVE ABSOLUTELY HAD IT I'M TAKING THE CAT AND MOVING OUT
two things can be true: the killing of Neely was an abhorrent, entirely preventable tragedy, and a lot of strident voices from peak
#MeToo
are suddenly awfully cavalier about the importance of feeling safe on public transit