Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti Twitter profile

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

3 years

This is a joke, humorless scolds.

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

8 months

Pack it in, folks, the Internet is done. We cannot top this.

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Good news! The guy on the neighborhood FB page who has been pushing to defund the police just reported someone who deliberately broke his windshield wiper to the police so this is all going swimmingly

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

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8 months

Well, someone’s a partner in something because that’s a $34,000 stove.

Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙

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8 months

ladies, theres nothing wrong with you if you want this over becoming a partner at a law firm

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3 years

I understand now why Meghan’s acting career never took off.

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She was burned when she set off her suicide bomb and it didn’t completely detonate. That was the crime she went to prison for.

Khalil 🇵🇸

@khalilo1

5 months

She entered the prison healthy, beautiful woman, she came out injured and burned.

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

3 years

All 250 filibusters done last year were done by Democrats, guys.

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

2 years

I’m starting to think this Joe Rogan thing is just an excuse for aged folk rockers to remind everyone they’re not dead yet

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

2 years

Nils Lofgren pulls music from Spotify in solidarity with Neil Young: "We encourage all musicians, artists and music lovers everywhere, to stand with us all, and cut ties with Spotify"

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

4 years

Guys, the name "Aunt Jemima" is based on a minstrel song from the late 1800s. You will not die if they change it because it's 2020 and we don't really need racist imagery on our pancake syrup anymore.

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

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4 years

Being a woke elitist is so weird. Her outfit is Dior, which was using sweatshop labor — mostly female migrants — as recently as 2018.

MTV NEWS

@MTVNEWS

4 years

Natalie Portman is wearing the names of snubbed female directors, including Lorene Scafaria, Lulu Wang, and Greta Gerwig on the #Oscars red carpet

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4 years

Disney boycotted Georgia because of an abortion law, but the mountains were just too pretty near the Uyghur concentration camps in China or something.

Businessweek

@BW

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Disney defended its cooperation with government entities accused of human-rights abuses in China’s Xinjiang region, saying the company had to work with the government in order to make films there

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5 years

Evita and her husband sheltered escaping Nazis in return for taking a cut of the jewelry and art they stole from Jewish families.

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@AOC

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“I know that, like every woman of the people, I have more strength than I appear to have.” - Evita Perón

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2 years

Husband who does defense work for a living: “I cannot for the life of me tell you what the prosecution’s strategy is here.”

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

5 years

“You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what I think you think it means.”

The Hill

@thehill

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Ocasio-Cortez says U.S. is headed to "fascism" under Trump

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5 years

We’ve got some babies.

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

5 years

Dude. This is....kinda racist. Not all Hispanics are illegal. Not all illegal immigrants are Hispanic.

Eric Swalwell

@ericswalwell

5 years

If you’re Hispanic, there’s nothing @realDonaldTrump wont do to break up your family, cage your children, or erase your existence with a weaponized census. And there’s nothing we won’t do in the streets, courts, and at the ballot box to stop him. #FamiliesBelongTogether

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

4 years

You dipshits. He sponsored the Justice for Breonna Taylor act.

CBS News

@CBSNews

4 years

WATCH: Protesters confronted Kentucky Senator Rand Paul after attending the RNC at the White House, shouting at the lawmaker to acknowledge the shooting of Breonna Taylor

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5 years

This is how the housing crash happened but ok

Tom Elliott

@tomselliott

5 years

. @IlhanMN : “It is a moral stain on our country that we have half a million or more people facing homelessness ... In few weeks, we are going to introduce our Homes For All legislation, which will, hopefully, guarantee a home for everyone."

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@emzanotti

5 years

“Milkshaking is harmless!” They “milkshaked” him twice and he ignored them. So they held him down and beat him.

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@stillgray

5 years

This is what Antifa did to him. Cowards.

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@emzanotti

5 years

42 people were shot last weekend in Chicago, 6 at once in a mass shooting at a funeral that, weirdly, the media didn’t report. Socialism doesn’t make you safer. It just makes you less capable of defending yourself.

Ana Navarro-Cárdenas

@ananavarro

5 years

13 Americans died b/c of hate crimes last week. I can’t rationalize voting for anyone embracing Trump as he continues to divide Americans & peddle bigotry. For 1st time, I won’t be voting for a Republican for Governor. I'm voting for ⁦ @AndrewGillum ⁩

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

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2 years

Today is an exciting reminder that Canada does not have a First Amendment and that such a guarantee of rights sets the US apart from many, many developed nations

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@emzanotti

3 years

Glad we banned straws

John Solomon

@jsolomonReports

3 years

Nearly 1.6 billion disposable masks polluted oceans in 2020, will take 450 years to decompose | Just The News

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@emzanotti

3 years

This guy will do literally anything other than his job.

The Hill

@thehill

3 years

Buttigieg aims to use Tucker Carlson flap to spotlight paternity leave

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

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4 years

It’s 24,000 fewer jobs but hey that’s a super cute coat

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC

4 years

Me waiting on the haters to apologize after we were proven right on Amazon and saved the public billions

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

4 years

These claims of sexism are embarrassing. We’re supposed to be treated like equals but wither like a hothouse flower when a milquetoast man interrupts? You want to be second in line to run the free world, put on some big girl panties and do the job.

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3 years

This is pretty embarrassing but not for Tucker Carlson

Occupy Democrats

@OccupyDemocrats

3 years

A fly fishing guide just confronted @TuckerCarlson to his face, telling him, “You are the worst human being known to mankind. I want you to know that!” Let’s make this go VIRAL!

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

5 years

PRAYERS, PLEASE! My sweet cousins' baby, Avery Grace, has been waiting for a heart transplant and today, ITS HAPPENING. Please hold her and her parents, in your prayers, as well as her surgeons and nurses, and the family whose difficult decision made this 2nd chance possible.

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

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2 years

This seems like a strange investment if you think Miami will be underwater in a few years

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Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

5 years

Don't fucking include miscarrages in this. The baby I lost was a BABY. And then women wonder why everyone is so silent on the issue of loss, and why miscarriages are still treated as taboo in this country in the 21st century. Because of dipshit statements like this.

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@DCampoamor

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Dear #SCOTUS , Fetal tissue is not a person. Fetal tissue is not a person. Fetal tissue is not a person. Fetal tissue is not a person. Fetal tissue is not a person. But I am. And I matter more than fetal tissue. Signed, People who have miscarriages & abortions.

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5 years

White privilege is real.

The College Fix

@CollegeFix

5 years

David Hogg is heading to Harvard despite an SAT score of 1270. The bottom 25% at Harvard have an average SAT score of 1460.

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@emzanotti

3 years

They will, however, continue to manufacture their products in countries that have actual concentration camps.

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@AnaCabrera

3 years

JUST IN: Nike says it will not support lawmakers who “voted to decertify the Electoral College results”

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3 years

Psaki noted that this is “the worst day of his presidency so far,” but then added that it's “still early” so that's comforting.

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3 years

Hey, guys? Those flights at Mazar-I-Sharif? They never took off. Those Americans/allies are still in Afghanistan and the State Dept says it’s “pulled all the levers” and the Taliban isn’t budging. The Americans can’t leave. I’ve stayed on this story. It’s not going away.

Daily Wire

@realDailyWire

3 years

Americans Still Trapped At Mazar-i-Sharif Airport In Afghanistan, Taliban Not Cooperating: Biden State Department

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@emzanotti

5 years

My 2.5 months olds just told me that the “global climate change march” was a front for anti-capitalism and social control and that real conservation can’t be mandated or managed by a government. You can’t say they’re wrong because they’re babies and you’d be bullying a baby.

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@emzanotti

5 years

Fun fact: Dan Crenshaw did three tours BEFORE losing the eye. After he lost the eye, he went back and did two more.

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@JakeSherman

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This is absolutely disgusting. The guy did three combat tours as a Navy SEAL. Not funny in any way, shape or form.

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@emzanotti

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Look, I don’t want to alarm anyone about the state of the US government, but it took more than 12 hours to get a one-sentence response to a massacre, and our State Department has now dirty deleted two “accidental” statements, the second one while the president was BBQing.

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5 years

Elizabeth Warren is and always will be that judgey Boomer mom who lives at the end of your parents’ cul-de-sac, drives a Subaru, and has one of those Hate Has No Home Here signs in her front yard.

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4 years

Indoor dining.

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

Chicago seeks solution for outdoor dining during the winter, offers $5,000 prizes

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5 years

To be fair, those Nazis were *actual Nazis* and not just an 80-year-old man wearing a MAGA hat you saw once in a fair trade coffee shop you then subsequently “savaged” on Twitter.

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4 years

These pronouncements are always so disappointing because none of them ever actually leave.

John Legend: Americans may have to think about leaving country if Trump reelected

Pop star John Legend says Americans might “have to start thinking about going somewhere else” if President Trump wins reelection.”At some point, if that project [to destroy democr…

thehill.com

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@emzanotti

4 years

My daughter, 20 weeks.

Kamala Harris

@KamalaHarris

6 years

We must keep fighting to defend and expand on the progress made for women’s rights and reproductive health, not pass a 20-week abortion ban. Add your name if you agree:

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6 months

Well, this is awkward.

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6 months

A Palestinian scholar from the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem sends a message to the “Queers for Palestine-crowd” in the West: “The people of Palestine will not allow a single homosexual in our land," such perversion brings the wrath of Allah” 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈

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4 years

Unpopular opinion: high school wasn't that great and you're not actually missing anything by not having a graduation. Sorry, 2020, but its true.

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2 years

I'd like my student debt wiped out as much as any idiot who went to law school in the early 2000s, but maybe it would be better to address the predatory monopoly of a government lending system and the totally unmoored-from-reality-and-markets higher education system.

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5 years

It now looks like Cook County's "deal" with Jussie Smollett isn't just strange, it might actually be in violation of Illinois law.

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@emzanotti

4 years

Didn’t he threaten to punch an autoworker like a month ago

CBS News

@CBSNews

4 years

"Presidents of the United States should be presidential," Joe Biden tells @edokeefe , explaining why he doesn't show more anger on campaign trail. He says he doesn't want to get "down in the gutter" like Trump: "The job of a president is to set an example"

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4 years

Actual story: Barrett lived in student housing at Notre Dame operated by Catholics. Because Notre Dame is Catholic.

The Guardian

@guardian

4 years

Revealed: Amy Coney Barrett lived in home of secretive Christian group's co-founder

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6 years

To be clear: that is, in fact, how you win the presidency.

Vox

@voxdotcom

6 years

To be clear: Trump only won the presidential election in 2016 because of the Electoral College.

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I have had a lot of education, but the one thing that has been consistently useful across my entire four decades is "righty tighty, lefty loosey."

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3 years

Paternity leave is an objectively good thing. But like, if you're the guy in charge and your department is instrumental in heading off a national economic crisis with major consequences, I think you can jump on a Zoom call.

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4 years

Unless he somehow ends up in a nursing home, Trump will probably be safe from Cuomo.

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

Gov. Cuomo says: Trump 'better have an army to protect him if he comes to NYC'

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5 years

Man, I would have loved this level of media fawning when I worked with Team Romney in 2012. Instead, we were murdering Big Bird, pushing Nanas off cliffs, putting women in binders, feeding poor people to bankers and taunting our top ally, Russia. Beware the accolades.

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2 years

Guys! I can finally reveal that, as of December 1st, I’ll be heading to @FoxNews for an exciting new adventure. While I’m sad to leave @realDailyWire , I’m thrilled for this opportunity (and I’ll be staying in Nashville!).

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3 years

Seriously, stop. Women’s mental health is important, please stop erasing us.

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2 months

Not that any of you asked but my galaxy brain take on Kate Middleton is that she’s recovering from Crohn’s and had a resection or something so she’s got a colostomy bag or is on prednisone so she doesn’t want to be photographed, but that the palace is super happy everyone is…

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3 years

I was reliably informed by Barack Obama that this story was "phony." HOW WEIRD.

justin jouvenal

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BREAKING: Juvenile court judge finds sufficient evidence that teen sexually assaulted fellow student in Loudoun County high school bathroom in May. The case is at the heart of a political firestorm in Va. 2nd case against teen still pending. Back story:

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4 years

So we have this Wu-Tang sign out in front of our house and it appears to be endlessly confusing to our neighbors.

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5 years

Just out of curiosity, I searched open records for how much AIPAC spends per year to lobby for pro-Israel interests. A measly $3.5M in a good year. It barely even cracks the top 50, is dwarfed by the *beer wholesalers.* In contrast, Planned Parenthood’s PAC spent $20M in 2016.

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4 years

We have a Margaret! Everyone is doing great.

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I had a ruptured ectopic pregnancy in the state of Tennessee one month ago. At no time was I refused care and at no time was anyone restricted from saving my life, even though my baby did die. This is misinformation that could prevent women from seeking help.

The White House

@WhiteHouse

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In states where abortion is restricted, doctors live in fear of being thrown in jail for simply doing their job. Dr. Zahedi-Spung shares her story as we call on Congress to protect reproductive freedom for the people of America.

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Millennials are, like 35. Property taxes are turning us conservative.

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@MotherJones

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Inside the right-wing YouTube empire that's quietly turning millennials into conservatives

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Yesterday, I tweeted that Amy Coney Barrett has seven children which is why she could handle inane questions from Senators all day. I now realize that comparing them to Senators was an insult to children.

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@emzanotti

2 years

Congratulations, you've invented the sailboat

Bloomberg

@business

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Giant kites that drag cargo ships across the ocean will be trialed next year as the industry attempts to decarbonize

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4 years

Oh man. Biden’s internal polling must be horrendous.

The Hill

@thehill

4 years

D.C. Mayor Bowser condemns protesters seen in viral video heckling diners

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Man who is legal resident of GA tries to vote in TN, mad when state realizes he’s not eligible and directs him to vote in GA.

VICE

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I had my: • valid driver's license • student ID • voter registration card • a copy of my birth certificate • my lease and that still wasn't enough. I couldn't vote.

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Girl next to me: "People over 30 shouldn't come to these festivals." Me: "Someone has to be here to call your mom when your amateur ass passes out at 6:30." The crowd parts for their queen.

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@2351onthelist @Frances_Coppola *taps the sign*

Emily Zanotti 🦝

@emzanotti

3 years

This is a joke, humorless scolds.

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Archie was “banned” from being a prince by the letters patent issued when William married Kate. The children of the eldest son get the title in the change, and it specifically excluded Harry’s children. It has nothing to do with Archie’s skin color.

Daily Mail Online

@MailOnline

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Meghan makes claim that Royals banned Archie from being a Prince because of concerns over how 'dark' he would be

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I’m starting to think maybe Prince Harry is full of shit

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And there it is. @ABC7Chicago : Jussie Smollett reportedly staged Chicago attack after being told he was being written off Empire.

Sources: Police investigating whether Jussie Smollett staged attack with help of others, allegedly...

Multiple sources have told ABC7 Eyewitness News that police are investigating whether Smollett and the two men staged the attack allegedly because Smollett was being written off of "Empire."

abc7chicago.com

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In 1945, an American GI pulled my grandfather from a tunnel he was living in to hide from the Nazis, handed him a Lucky Strike and a chocolate chip cookie and immediate sold my family on the US. Now, we’re here. Thanks for everything, America. It’s been wild ride so far!

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Uh oh

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@HillaryClinton

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Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

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Oh Matt, don’t you know? This is just a traditional teenage knife fight like the ones we enjoyed as children

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Guys I am dead. He’s given the perp 48 hours to turn himself in or CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT WILL FIND HIM.

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3 years

cool cool why is ground beef like $7 a pound

Vice President Kamala Harris

@VP

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President Biden and I released the first ever National Gender Strategy. This is our vision for the future of our nation—one that is bold in strategy and one that this moment calls for.

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The 80s called. They want their foreign policy back.

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My sweet cousins' 2-year-old daughter is waiting for a heart transplant and could very much use your prayers today. <3

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This fact-check is seriously “Robert Byrd was actually an Exalted Cyclops of the KKK, not a Grand Wizard”

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We shot him in the face, dumped his body at sea, and then made a movie about it. I think it’ll be okay.

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Virginia Hall was a spy deployed by the SOE into Nazi occupied France. She was Germany’s most feared Allied intelligence gathered and their most wanted spy in France. When made, she escaped over the Pyrenees on foot on her wooden leg.

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name a badder bitch than kylie jenner.

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All families had this clock. It unites us.

loving u is complicated

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I think every black family had this clock 😂

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Diane von Furstenberg has a collection at Target and they have tiny wrap dresses that will make your daughter look like a tiny, adorable paralegal and I love it

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@emzanotti

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I am a devout Catholic who worked for @benshapiro for more than half a decade, and neither he -- nor his family -- have ever expressed anything but kindness, respect, and care for the Christians in his employ. To suggest anything else is vile.

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This is what @benshapiro thinks of Jesus Christ. He calls him a criminal who was killed by the Romans for his “trouble.”

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Pemex is a state-owned company — a government run monopoly

Laura Pidcock

@LauraPidcock

3 years

The sea is on fire but some people *still* think capitalism can be managed.

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3 years

Also, if I recall correctly, this was staged and she was staring at a parking lot.

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5 years

Guys, Louis CK didn't change. You did.

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4 years

Why didn’t we always board this way

Spectrum News NY1

@NY1

4 years

Delta Airlines is temporarily changing how people board; travelers whose seats are in the last row will board first, with the process continuing row-by-row to the front to minimize interactions. First and business class can board when they want, but are encouraged to wait.

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2 years

I’m a Constitutional appellate attorney.

Steve Schmidt

@SteveSchmidtSES

2 years

Since you work at @FoxNews and you aren’t in Ukraine we know you are a liar. Also clearly, you don’t know a lot about the Court and appellate decisions. Maybe look at the transcripts of the hearings to see what he said.

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2 years

We are all dead and this is hell

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5 years

Please do not #EattheBabies .

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4 years

There’s a lot of THATS NOT FUNNY responding to this tweet which is just making it funnier

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6 years

Well, most of us ate today and we probably chose our own haircuts, so I'm gonna say the US is solidly in the lead.

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6 years

Real men don't leave their dates to drown in a locked car.

New York Times Opinion

@nytopinion

6 years

Ted Kennedy was a real man living out a real life. His political opponents could and did distort that life for their advantage. But just how many liberties can an artist or entertainer take when deploying a biographical subject?

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4 years

Joe Biden, "devout Catholic:" *Sparkly hearts dot GIF* Amy Coney Barrett, "devout Catholic:" Literally Handmaid's Tale.

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3 years

I would like to get unvaccinated now

Jon Miller

@MillerStream

3 years

How could Colbert lose to Gutfeld in the ratings with an act like this??

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4 years

We have a very special BABY BREAK for you today with 50% more baby! After years of trying for the twins, we’ve been miraculously and unexpectedly blessed again! Baby Zanotti-Skyles #3 is due in October!

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4 years

Commas are important.

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This was absolutely the woman’s idea and she did all the planning and made the appointment. No man has ever organized a Christmas photo. Ever. Probably in history.

Men Posting L’s

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4 months

I’m actually going to be sick 🤢

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2 years

Just saw someone use “Italianx” unironically on TikTok and I just…where is that asteroid

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6 years

I want to thank America's feminists for turning back the clock 40 years on women's lib this week, proving to America that, in fact, when (some) women do not get their way, they are incapable of acting like sane, rational, human beings.

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4 years

“We must remain locked down until there’s a vaccine!” Same people: “We cannot trust vaccines!”

Tom Elliott

@tomselliott

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Gov. @andrewcuomo : Americans “should be” skeptical of any Covid vaccine the CDC/FDA clear for use

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