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@DannyPage
Danny Page 🧮
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“If America didn’t get cricket a day ago, they get it now.” Truer words never spoken. What a match. What a sport. Let’s fucking go @usacricket @Macca_Jones
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It’s a rare sight; we are so blessed to see so many Gritty larvae in one place before they mature
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Jeff Paterson
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rows and rows of orange pom poms here in Edmonton
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Zach Ertz 🤝 Julie Ertz Coming out of nowhere to make the playoff roster
@TomPelissero
Tom Pelissero
4 months
Three-time Pro Bowl TE Zach Ertz is signing with the #Lions , per sources. Ertz will start out on the practice squad, with plans to potentially elevate him for the NFC Championship Game. A boost for the final stretch.
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writing fake articles for fake readers to get ad revenue from fake clicks seems a lot harder than just paying writers and asking readers to pay for it
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@barry It’s so weird to brag about “oh it’s a tank!” because I bet it’s still totaled. meanwhile, those passengers are probably hurting more than average
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@FourVerts old jake from state farm must be pissed. someone needs to pick him up as part of their own gag.
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@Papapishu every esport tournament
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@dancow <sad crying guy with troll face mask> it was intentional. we were doing it to make fun of AI, definitely didn’t get caught, no sir
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@DannyPage
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3 months
Every time a gambling a scandal comes up in sports now:
@AthertonKD
Kelsey D. Atherton
5 years
Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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@rodger the Dollar Menu is a victim of inflation too. Only Costco Hot Dogs have held strong against the current
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@entropizzazz @Papapishu Yeah, gotta figure her going up on stage and saying “I want to fuck an Avenger; also I make all the money” was the 10-ton straw on the camel’s back
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@edzitron TechCrunch exists to stroke their ego and yet they ignore it, smh
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@oeste @USWNT Not even he can get a USWNT kit shipped, had to settle for one with no stars 😭
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5 months
KC deserves a lot of criticism here, but also Don Garber and the rest of the MLS ownership in not dropping the hammer on the entire Portland organization.
@MLSist
Pablo Iglesias Maurer
5 months
Sources: Sporting KC is nearing a deal to hire former Timbers exec Gavin Wilkinson to its front office. Wilkinson went to MLS Cup three times as CSO of Portland, but was fired in 2022 following the Sally Yates report. Reporting w/ @tombogert , @PaulTenorio :
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@DannyPage
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why go to the effort? feel like the internet version of buying a plot of land and turning it into a parking lot because it’s cheaper/easier than actually doing something with the land, but with a very low ceiling on return.
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@SloanSportsConf
Sloan Sports Conf.
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💬 Michael Rubin on @Fanatics : "We are at 10-15% of business internationally. We are just getting started. Soccer is the smallest share for us but the biggest sport in the world. We need to globalize this business. There is a big opportunity for us."
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@ettingermentum Biden coming within 5 points of Trump in Florida, when they made the whole state out of Myrtle Beach, is impressive
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@Yelix Same thing with the Dead Space remake team kicking butt and expanding on the original… just to be tasked with making the next Battlefield. dismal.
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@JasonKirk_fyi Still has the last defender keeping him onside, and a good chance the goalkeeper will have to defend the breakaway
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@FourVerts he’s like that kid who tells a joke and gets all the adults to laugh… so he makes it his entire personality for the next 2 weeks
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@bomani_jones It’s wild how we are speedrunning all the same issues faced in European soccer: betting sponsors on the jerseys, betting at the stadiums, and devastating results from addiction & match fixing. (and that’s before all the mobile casinos they’ve had for years)
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@838_carlisle she gave up a goal that wasn’t even on target??
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6 months
This is why the Aftermaths and Defectors are co-ops - Even unionized media outlets are going to face cuts from the executives looking to save a buck. But if you are the executive AND the writer, you can ensure that real work continues to be prioritized.
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@minimaxir in the same way building on an API you don’t control is a liability, yeah (see anyone who used Twitter pre-Musk)
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@dayzaunn @Kofie someone from Los Angeles should know that 10 miles ain’t 10 real miles
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@rodger *puts one NWSL game on the main channel, gets almost no promo, matches or exceeds MLS* “that was neat, let’s never do that again” took YEARS before more consistent NWSL games showing up on regular channels
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@DannyPage
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Some personal news: we had a second kiddo! Big sister is happy to meet her finally, and Mom and little sister is healthy. A thought I keep having: parenting is already tough; I don’t know how parents affected by war do it. Hopefully a donation can help even a little bit.
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@ThePCRF
The PCRF (Palestine Children's Relief Fund)
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Our PCRF teams are on the ground in Gaza, urgently delivering essential supplies directly to children and families devastated by the ongoing conflict. Our distribution includes critical items like diapers, infant formula, hygiene kits, toilet paper, and footwear. Your support is
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@BrianMFloyd the man had one lucid moment to get Dan Snyder out of the paint and then went right back to … this
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@DimFilipovic they tempted fate when they made it about shots and goals
@Canes
Carolina Hurricanes
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We have as many goals as Tampa has shots
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@blu3r4d0n @unormal PC Gaming would be in a much worse place if not for Steam. I won’t buy digital anywhere else; they’ve earned a lot of trust.
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@bigblackjacobin lol, how furious must she be at him
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@itsmeglinehan *whispering* bullying works
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@jaythechou what a triumph to get to 1000
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@HeyJayJRogers I like the implication that he'll still be playing in 5 years. And it's probably right.
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@bombsfall We moved into a new house and the first night there, a group of foxes were lamenting the death of a Victorian-era child who was crushed in the mill that stood on that land a hundred years ago
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@bigblackjacobin most believable conspiracy theory, tbh
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@ettingermentum I need a source on this, that’s absurd
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the masala burrito may be one of the most divine fusion dishes
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@Hunterhasnolife Doubting Thomas: You’re right, I don’t believe it
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*serenely* hope everyone stays safe *looks around* okay now that’s I’ve said that, this looks metal as hell
@Vedurstofan
Veðurstofa Íslands / Icelandic Met Office
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An eruption has started on the Reykjanes peninsula. The eruption is located about 3 km north of Grindavik. The eruption began at 22.17 following the earthquake swarm that started around 21:00.
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@oeste yeah this meme is gonna go places
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did the people who got laid off and saved the company get anything of its recent hot growth period, or did that just stay with the founders and execs
@sethbannon
Seth Bannon 🌻
3 months
NVIDIA once had to lay off 75% of employees and had only 9 months of runway left to tape out its next chip. No time or money to test prototypes, they went straight from simulation to full manufacturing. It all nearly didn't work. Never give up.
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@BigMeanInternet hit dog hollerin' the loudest it has ever holler'd
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Rest in peace, @am_orvind . Brilliant writer, passed away far too young. I lost my sister at that age, so I know how much pain those close to him are feeling; my heart goes out to them tonight.
@FairfaxCountyPD
Fairfax County Police
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Sadly, Om was found deceased today. Our thoughts and prayers are with his friends and family. Preliminarily, no foul play is suspected. Detectives continue to investigate. Thank you for sharing.
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@john12948833 @ettingermentum please link them, john bunch of numbers
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@woumaxx he throws an elbow too!
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@Targai020 @ettingermentum “not good enough that I made my money back, gotta end on a win” - biden at the blackjack table
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turns out undefeated FSU is good at Football
@thegoalkeeper
Jonathan Tannenwald
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Florida State roars out to a 2-0 lead in the women's College Cup final in the first half. The second goal just now was a golazo.
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@ExileGrimm this is all Pete Buttigieg‘s fault for not immediately making all Teslas illegal
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In Charity Bowl fashion and in honor of Om’s life and legacy of supporting WoSo, I’m donating the time when @washspirit goals were scored in the 2021 Championship win: $67+$97 = $164 -
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@skyler_higley nobody thought twice about doing it in Flight Simulator in the 90s, and then Woke Microsoft extinguished our freedom of speech!!
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@OsitaNwanevu There are radio stations that still do the “80s, 90s, and today!” tagline as if the aughts and 10s didn’t happen. death of the monoculture?
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@bomani_jones Especially after all that buildup of “he’s never had to play a road game!” and then, well, he won again.
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@minimaxir He’s Elon with just a slightly better filter. for now
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So scary when your personal data gets leaked!
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@premierleague
Premier League
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Illegal pirate websites are run by criminals who often try to steal personal data. Watch the Premier League properly on Now TV. Does identity theft worry you?
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@allahliker it’s such a small point, but I love that the website in her profile parked by Godaddy, implying she has no writing of worrh
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@BangBangClick @VitorSDM @JurieHorneman Oh hey the whole page is a 404 already, that was darkly quick
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This is how you get regulators to come knocking at your door.
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
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"You know what? Some would call this wagering, gambling; the way you've sold this, I think what it is, is a risk-free investment," said ESPN's Rece Davis after an ESPN Bet segment with Erin Dolan.
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@headfallsoff @a_cado_appears “I miss it, the steel sky” goes so hard!!!
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@MLS_PR ah well
@thesoccerdon
Don Garber
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Incredible tifo from @lafc ’s Supporter Union, @lafc3252 . Let’s go LAFC! #CCL
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@jols98
Jordan Small
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Someone make sure he gets back on the team flight and doesn’t stick around tomorrow
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@shawnferris98 Not sure why folks think he’s publicly slandering - he didn’t quote tweet, but is asking the right questions. Even if those dudes didn’t steal data, it seems possible they bought it from someone who did.
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@svertelney Yeah it's at 16:40 E1 if anyone wants to look at it, but her quote is right between Vlatko talking about "we have to win every game". they could not take a quote more out of context if they tried
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Heads up to DMV folks. Om is a great dude and I hope everything turns out alright.
@FairfaxCountyPD
Fairfax County Police
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#Missing 25-yr-old Om Arvind last seen @ 11 am on 5/7 leaving the 7200 block of Centreville Rd in Manassas. He is 5’5”, 120lbs, blk hair, bro eyes, blue shirt, tan shorts, blk shoes & glasses. Endangered due to mental &/or physical health concerns. Call 703-691-2131. #FCPD
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@BNONews
BNO News
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BREAKING: Space One rocket explodes during launch from southern Japan
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@ettingermentum Would hate to give a free interview that a third of the country would watch, including the young demographics brought in by Taylor Swift. That would be an unfair advantage. Best to save that powder for a Sunday morning show with <1% of the audience
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@ToLey88 Going to Hobbiton in New Zealand was great because they’ll give you beer at the end of the tour
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analytics this, analytics that, maybe don't lose the yardage game by 150 yards in the second half
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@dril
bug; imperceivable
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the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Tired: The Trouble With Tribbles Wired: The Grief of Grittys
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The explanation is a bit simpler. “Nature abhors a vacuum”, so if there’s no facts about an important story, either journalists or shitposters will rush in to fill it. The latter happened with the Corey Perry story because no one of authority is speaking to it.
@MarkLazerus
Mark Lazerus
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The media illiteracy in this world is depressing and terrifying. People will believe literally anything they see online. This is how we got to where we are politically in this country.
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@capsboybebop if they couldn’t get ahead of the Washington Capitals, THESE Capitals, it’s probably for the best,,,
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@edsbs Blackthorne and Rodrigues jawing at each other is so fucking great
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@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NEW - Blood-covered horses run loose through London.
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@JhanHky Maybe we can wait more than a few games to let the teams gel? 8% is not far off from the PHF’s last season 9%. The NHL last year and this year is 10%. Maybe some stability and resources should be in place before they make changes based on 1-2 goals per 100 shots.
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@edzitron but enough about his marriages !
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The last 5% of the uncanny valley is an asymptotic cliff. It’s gonna take more and more energy to climb. Can we get almost there? Maybe, but it will be extremely costly in comparison to just getting a skilled person to create instead of trying to fix every little hallucination.
@edzitron
Ed Zitron
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The hallucinations and malfunctions of AI cannot be "fixed." They are the hard limits, the restraints that come when you try to mimic knowledge with mathematics - AI doesn't know what anything looks like, just what it can infer from tags in its dataset.
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@JhanHky Seems like a bold claim. It could also be: - A fraction of the resources of the NHL - Different definition of a shot by the stats keepers - Different meta of team tactics ( P.S. The 2010s of the NHL had a Sh% around 9%. Did they need lighter pucks too?
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@qntm Dan Brown just sat up straight and ran to a notepad
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Truly impressive how quickly the PWHL has stormed out the gate. Hope other cities and other leagues take notes.
@TheDanLauletta
Dan Lauletta
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Stan Kasten confirms the Ottawa attendance record will be short-lived. More than 10k tickets have been sold for tomorrow's PWHL Minnesota opener
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@838_carlisle if it was an own goal, it wouldn’t be her last one in relation to a soccer player…
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@Haironfire22 @BMcNoldy @NWSKeyWest @MiamiRosenstiel yes because it wasn’t as hot back then in the 1960s. and you went to school during the cooler months. sorry that you grew up, time passed, and things are worse
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@NateSilver538
Nate Silver
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This is so dumb. I've spent countless hours since 2008 studying the effect of the economy on US elections. There literally might be like 5 people in the world who have devoted more time to these questions lol.
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@edsbs if she doesn’t like how she’s portrayed /here/ in a pretty non-controversial profile, maybe that should be some cause for reflection on how she’s lived?
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@Papapishu And the Metaverse part in it is not aspirational!
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The biggest travesty about the Coyotes moving: it was so obvious a year+ ago that it was going to happen soon, having run out of options and time. Yet the team aggressively sold a vision of staying to the fans, the employees, and the players; even in the final days. Shameful.
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@DannyPage
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Getting a job in sports is a single person's game, and nothing illustrates that more than @TeamWorkOnline hosting a career fair on... Valentine's Day.
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@GothamFC Pizza Party on Saturday imo
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@chainbear Niki Lauda seems to have a little bit of both (almost died + honored statesman) but still not talked about in the same way. Or Jackie Stewart. Death does make legends, it seems.
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@DannyPage
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this has a fun implication about the number of paid ad views that are the result of fake users
@lindayaX
Linda Yaccarino
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If you know me, you know I'm committed to truth and fairness. Here's the truth. Not a single authentic user on X saw IBM’s, Comcast’s, or Oracle’s ads next to the content in Media Matters’ article. Only 2 users saw Apple’s ad next to the content, at least one of which was Media
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@edsbs Rand Paul’s neighbor is needed in Charlotte
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