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Just found the median voter at the park

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*US kills their general* Iran: “Oh yeah? Well, uhh, your cultural victory is so complete that even our clerics make references to your cartoons and comic book characters. Also we’re not going to retaliate.” This guy: “Waow Iran so based!”

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never forget Iran bodied the US with one of the coldest bars in world diplomatic relations:

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“Step-parents aren’t allowed to be upset by the death of their step-child.” I think you guys should run with this one, it’ll be very popular with normal folks.

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Jill Biden is not Beau Biden’s mother and they are both disgusting in the way they exploit and misrepresent his tragic death

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1. I would let Native Americans break into my home and murder me if they wanted. 2. Under socialism bananas will be a treat. 3. Medieval peasants had more free time than you.

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Not much time left in 2023. What was the worst, most insane tweet you saw this year?

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@Redistricter435 Transgender cop

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My HS-educated, never lived anywhere but rural Iowa dad was telling me how much politics has damaged his life in the past few years because the people all around him are insane Trump cultists and he’s not.

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“America BAD!” apparently beats “decolonization GOOD!” in a head-to-head match.

Kuba 🇵🇸🇵🇱🌹

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This is an example of an American war crime committed against fleeing civilians, lil bro

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have u all ever considered that you’ve been lied to about north korea in the same way you were lied to about palestinians

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“Biden got us the thing we want! But Biden did it so it must be bad.”

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He said they haven’t seen some friends in a few years because of how obnoxious they are about it. Said he can’t remember the last time he just went to a bar to have a beer because of it. I feel terrible for him but I’m very proud my parents are just normal people.

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@keybrackson @VeryBadLlama In the sense that there was enough social cohesion to not intentionally put your neighbors in danger, yes.

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@peterawolf More people than you’d imagine approach it that way. I tell people that the thing I’ve learned that most folks don’t realize in this field is that people don’t actually want your help. They say “HELP ME!” and then when you do they say “Not like that.”

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Oh shit I forgot Jordan Peterson posting the milking porn!

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@ClayBabe112 @whstancil He got my loans forgiven and passed the largest package in history geared toward addressing climate change. Those were two pretty big ones.

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This tracks with my long-standing theory that the majority of “independent” voters don’t actually hold heterodox views but are instead simply morons.

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Many people report they are cynical about politics in order to avoid giving the impression they do not know much about it

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This was honestly my first foray into prison abolitionist discourse and while I am not easily shocked, I will say in this case I am genuinely shocked at the actual lack of answers to the most important questions asked of them. Is the whole thing just a troll?

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@jdcmedlock In retrospect I’d have to say mine is hindsight bias.

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They’re just completely bypassing having his family and friends help him become a better person and sending him straight to prison instead?

philip lewis

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Los Angeles judge sentences ‘That ’70s Show’ actor Danny Masterson to 30 years to life in prison for rapes of 2 women.

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@fakegreekgrill My dad being who he is seems inexplicable to me. He works with only ONE dude nowadays and they have a very easy job but he contemplates how long he’ll last because apparently the guy is super racist and my dad actively has to shut down the conversations.

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@50megatonFbomb She’s probably just personality disordered. Needs therapy but the kind that they aren’t typically inclined to participate in.

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@BoobyJargon @merovingians Pretty dishonest interpretation of negotiating a ceasefire to claim that it was done to facilitate ethnic cleansing.

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@kwakara91 I cropped the picture but this is an Ohio State graduate.

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@Real_Landlord7 @jdcmedlock @elonmusk “Oh man, my argument is shit? Have you considered that you should trust me instead of experts?”

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@torriangray Agreed. Not wise to deliberately expose yourself to an A1 trauma for no particular reason. You can still grasp whatever importance an event represents without watching.

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@MyHaploidHeart @Dante_idont Well, let me give you a counter example: I treat quite a few people who will not sit with their back to the door in public so they can respond faster to a threat. Do you consider that disordered behavior?

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@btharris93 I think the cult mindset dies, but the completely vile political positions? I don’t think there’s any way to put that genie back in the bottle. We’re going to have sociopathic candidates in red districts for the rest of our lives.

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@PCBioCaptain @JoshEakle @TheTonus You should actually be part of the meme.

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@cantarellakissz @AbortionChat Because it’s how normal, non-disordered humans think

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@VerneAsimov @MyHaploidHeart @Dante_idont Well that perceived threat isn’t based on noting. It’s based on things like mass shootings, for instance. Both are based on real things: the question is, what is a proportional degree of risk management?

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@gorobei9 EXTREMELY TRUE! The RELATIONSHIP is the patient, not either individual.

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lol, the fact that you’re not railing against the very existence of GLAAD is a massive liberal W.

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Sydney Sweeney at the GLAAD media awards. Liberals have lost control of even the gayest institutions.

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This is a great example of how, at least for the modern right, religion is not actually what guides their ideology. They instead warp their religion to align with what they already think/want.

Eric Abbenante

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Pearl Davis declaring that she is reconsidering Catholicism because the church elevates Mary - a woman - too much. "I would have said yes to that, maybe like a month ago, or two months ago. But I've recently started reconsidering Catholicism. And the reason being, is that: I've…

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We have mountains of evidence at this point that tech guys are just weird and stupid dudes who got lucky once.

Teddy Schleifer

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SCOOP — @Jack Dorsey wants to make a $5 million contribution to support @RobertKennedyJr . But he has told people he has been unable to because of the board at Square. Several Square board members have been concerned about Jack’s vocal support for RFK.

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Are conservatives pretending that there was a period where dudes stopped being horny for big racks?

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@HegelwCrmCheese “We’re making Trump stronger when we try to enforce consequences.” 5 minutes later… “Why are the Democrats too weak to do anything about Trump?”

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@svartaskoli @welcome2onukoro @VerneAsimov @MyHaploidHeart @Dante_idont No. I really need you guys to actually TRY to read and TRY to really think about what might be being said here instead of intentionally reaching the most hyperbolic conclusions.

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@jdcmedlock @jack Don’t you have enough?!

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@gents84 You know the stories guys have told me about the stuff the Iraqi Army did in Kuwait? Man, if any army deserved to get smoked….

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Drugging people without their consent is obviously horrific but Klonopin is not “the date rape drug.” It’s a benzo, so it is used to treat acute anxiety. It doesn’t make you black out or wipe your memory or paralyze you. Just don’t want medication misinfo being put out there

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@SwannMarcus89 “I thought my neighbors would want to LARP as brave conquerers with me but they just live normal lives. What a bunch of nerds!”

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@KevinMKruse Being underestimated is the secret to his success.

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Why would Joe Biden do this?

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BREAKING: Hamas has rejected an Israeli offer of a two-month ceasefire in exchange for the release of all Israeli hostages

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@FurstvonWrede “Those things were cheaper under the last guy.” Yes, this is how inflation has always worked in conjunction with linear time, outside of catastrophic circumstances.

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@yhdistyminen @libsoftiktok BLIND PEOPLE HAVING JOBS!!!

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How do these guys think DEI works?

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Man, what a weird coincidence that user “berniehoe2” experienced an unlikely thing they can blame on Joe Biden…

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My student loans weren’t forgiven. In fact, they raised my payment 💀 I’m not paying them back. Fuck you @JoeBiden .

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*long pause* ME: “I’m sorry, it’s just been a long time since I’ve been on a date.”

William B. Fuckley

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The Geneva convention would probably have to allow for summary execution of surrendered enemy wizards. You can’t really render magical combatants safe for confinement as POWs without removing fingers, tongues, etc., which they likely wouldn’t consent to anyway.

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@un_a_valeable At this rate I’m starting to feel like there’s more than one universe where things work out alright.

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Do you not like being raped? Turns out you’re just being neurotic!

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The political divide between genders with the youth is confusing to me because I would have cared WAY more about being appealing to the cute girl than something like the Confederacy.

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@VKlker @SwannMarcus89 Ahhh yes, the Soviet Union failed because they simply weren’t communist enough.

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@welcome2onukoro @VerneAsimov @MyHaploidHeart @Dante_idont Maybe! But maybe she’s not in as much danger as she believes, or maybe it wouldn’t be necessary to do forever, as she seems to also believe!

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I actually think that lawyers who pay extra money so they can be more visible on Twitter probably don’t have their fingers on the pulse of the median American.

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Okay but the second thing is why the first thing is true.

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“One of them calls his fellow Americans fascists. The other calls his fellow Americans vermin.” —Nikki Haley slams both Joe Biden and Donald Trump as divisive.

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@uglypesci @peterawolf Yeah, I AM taking in a vibes-based way. That’s not how I function at work. Relax.

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Mission accomplished

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@fnguy45 @AstreiaTales @ScottWalker Enjoy farming without the technology created in urban areas.

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@Real_Landlord7 @jdcmedlock @elonmusk That’s not true. At this point COVID deaths even demonstrate a partisan death gap.

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Trump would, in fact, technically end it. You just won’t like how.

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@JillaneKent “I’m still hip! ‘America BAD!’ See?”

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I am only seeing conservatives sharing this and I wonder if this meme has made any of them stop and reflect…

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@marilynmaupin @jeremymstamper @kacchan_001 @Noahpinion I like how having the festival is depraved and inhuman. Like, they do have a threshold for depraved and inhuman and it’s not raping and murdering civilians…

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@oklumberman @samstein Bro get a life. We’re talking about people dying here.

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@fnguy45 @AstreiaTales @ScottWalker You do know farming is substantially different now, right?

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@ernestgull I would like my patient to not die and to not hurt other people and think having guidelines that mandate informing the proper parties to prevent that from happening is good, actually.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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@AbominationJess Okay but you have to think about what the purpose of therapy is. Is it to talk about injustices in the world every time you come in? Like, those may be things that are distressing to you but the focus is on why it’s bothering you and how can manage it. Therapy isn’t a soapbox.

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I should add the most of the QTs on this one are a great opportunity for pre-emptive blocks.

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The movie is about a guy showing people that the evidence is more important then whatever biases they hold…

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I get the urge to call 12 Angry Men neoliberal but I think the idea that a movie where a teenager narrowly avoids being executed because 11/12 jurors didn’t like his vibe is about how “the system works!” is a little silly

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You know it’s a good-faith criticism whenever it says “Democrat Party.”

Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D.

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The failure of the entire Democrat Party in regards to Israel and Gaza was utterly predictable. In his heart, I believe Biden wants to do the right thing. But the party has a huge anti-Jewish wing that moderates have tolerated for years. This is coming back to bite them.

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@regimiro_ @keybrackson @VeryBadLlama That it’s probably an indicator of societal health if people are willing to cooperate during a crisis even if it inconveniences them.

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@fedtanyl You know, all those well-fed Holocaust survivors…

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Apparently I’m a bad therapist because I think - 1. You should have something you’re actually working on in therapy 2. Being hospitalized is preferable to acting on suicidal or homicidal ideation 3. Therapy is not simply about finding someone who validates every view you hold.

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@fnguy45 @AstreiaTales @ScottWalker That's correct. Even most farmers aren't simply substistence farmers. Get off your high horse, weirdo.

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@ItsAndyRyan @MeowRuka @kitten_beloved @dietwokelime But the writers only labeled one side evil…

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This country is cooked because the bad people will never give up on their mission and defeating them requires the average person to understand they can’t ever get complacent even if they score temporary wins despite having the attention span of a goldfish.

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This guy has one move, and it’s always “If I were president none of the bad things would happen. Only the good things.” This is like fifth grade class president rhetoric.

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“Iran would not have attacked…If I were president, they had no money they couldn’t attack.” I know it’s not funny, and I know that the country is facing a catastrophe with this guy, but I have finally reached the point where I am bursting out laughing

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This doesn’t really affect me anymore as a married guy but am I insane for thinking that it’s messed up if you don’t disclose to someone that your transgender before having sex?

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It's simple. You are morally required to inform sexual partners details that could physically harm them: - "I have unsuppressed HIV" - "I play League" But you are NOT required to share any other details: - "I love Bionicles" - "I am transgender" - "I have a tight they/thussy"

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You don’t get to slaughter 1,000 people and then say “Bro, chill, it was just a prank.”

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BREAKING: Hamas says it is open to truce talks with Israel

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@CougarSpider Sowing: “Yes, bow our mighty military as we pillage your lands!” Reaping: “P-p-please, sir, I’m just a smol boi!”

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Without exaggeration, literally every fact about this man or every direct quote from him is an escalating series of the most egregious red flags I can imagine.

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Meet the heir to one of America's richest families — who wants to use his vast fortune to overthrow the United States. "I see success as the dissolution of the United States government and an end to the U.S. empire." Story:

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@graysnmyers Actually I think this therapist is probably trying to help this person not stay stuck in misery if their own creation. She may have a chronic condition but therapy is either about accepting that or working to handle it differently, not saying mad at how everyone treats you.

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@andrew_cuda How dare you undermine prison abolitionist theory!

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Mitch McConnell was evil but smart. He will probably be replaced by someone evil but stupid.

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"MAKE IT STOP, HIS COHERENCE IS HURTING ME"

Meghan McCain

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He is talking SO loud and SO fast! #StateOfTheUnion

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@RiverTamYDN I’m probably just going to go with a simple “Low energy. SAD.”

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It’s over for you, neocons. If you want America to be a superpower you have no choice but Democrats. I’m sorry, these are the facts.

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@itsamegabeo There is a reason it’s called “mandatory reporting”

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Oh man, I just need a top ten since I thought of more… 4. Put your three year-old on a leash. 5. What did y’all think decolonization meant? 6. The economy sucks because my dad doesn’t fly us to the Caymans anymore.

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Not much time left in 2023. What was the worst, most insane tweet you saw this year?

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@DissidentRite @spargles

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@JbkJbk1234 “Oh yeah, libs? You want us to enforce the same standards on YOUR people too?”

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@ewiggins66 What? You’re describing a need to build a support network that you can actually turn to.

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@kent_graham @fakegreekgrill SAME. I also don’t understand just being OPENLY racist. Like, this dude just casually tosses out the n word, I guess.

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*approaching a grieving stepmother at a funeral* “Well AKSHULLY the good news is that you’re not his real mother so you don’t need to be that upset.”

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@ArmandDoma Stepmother does not equal mother

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I get that you may not like Democrats but part of how the GOP ended up the way it is is because of their insistence that the Democrats are extremists. It created a permission structure to keep voting GOP no matter how bad they got because “those other guys are crazy.”

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This is insane. Conservatives no longer have a political home. Extremists to the left and to the right. We are homeless It goes beyond losing elections at this point. This is about preserving and restoring our Republic from the extremist left and extremist right.

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@ArmandDoma The Wile E. Coyote school of international relations

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