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alex; 24; filth archivist; 𝕏witter’s first and only EPA superfund site; i am job security for FEMA workers

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reinventing the wheel out of spite
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@basic_chanel you choose to associate, theres entire ecosystems of people who aren’t engaged in special interests. this is just one of the hyper-polarized niches. it’s basically pinterest with cliques lmao.
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@odessamoder @wk9xi it’s also just a straight up felony to manipulate someone’s prescribed medications
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@elonconomy @Hermit_Thrush @allahliker @elonmusk there’s no way you don’t have to wear a diaper when you go to bed
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@C_hoffmanni god these phone game ads are so annoying
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@CityBureaucrat china doesn’t count cuz they’re not actually on the whole internet
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@notkennyrm @whatever he invited her specifically to ridicule her. bro that is the definition of disrespect, he didn’t earn respect for having a podcast and his habitual public shaming absolutely deserves disrespect, at least if u agree with any level of common decency.
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@sleepy_devo stephquisition doesn’t do it for me tbh, idk how that mongrel is taken seriously. boogie level lolcow
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@AnimeSerbia one of the situations for sure
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@buckadeath what is a lend lease act? russia could not have afforded war if america didn’t >benevolently< donate industrial equipment and vehicles
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@basic_chanelNo5 fuck... u actually got me
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@buckadeath @VenturCommunist that just means russians are the easiest to kill roflmao
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@plgonzalez86 @JooneWaters @whatever yes he is the host. he should be leading the conversation. that is typically how interviews go… you actually have spongiform encephalopathy
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@TrueSlazac i wonder what that purple blob is, statistical anomaly?
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@basic_chanel what would u bet she found the shrooms growing in her hair
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@ratbitebaby oh i know this one! they make music about bananas and bananas and bananas and terracotta and bananas and terracotta and terracotta and pies
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@godblesstoto he’s not trans he’s an extreme penis torture fetishist lmao
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@ArkadiaCoast even if we quit burning coal, it would still be an extremely useful and critical resource. petrochemicals for carbon fibers, foams, tars, cement, some medications. we stan coal
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@odessamoder @wk9xi child abuse (medical neglect) is often a third degree felony. idk what the statute of limitations for that is, but emotional and physical damage would definitely hold up in court. parental refusal to follow through with medical treatment absolutely qualifies as child abuse
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@Madame_Ennui zelenskyy is a fucking hero, even with the corruption. idk how he handles it
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@drunkenbird @TrueSlazac yes it was… imperial japan was fascist in every way except what they called the leader.
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@ThisToxicX cherdleys is a comedy youtube channel, this has to be staged. john walker absolutely would’ve done this shit for free
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@souljagoytellem the pancake was schizos seeing a black sun in the texture and the third guy is mewing
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@OrangeSmileCat energy transfer and valiant charge block damage = class energy take damage = eager edge respectively
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@4decaa the non-primary auto rifles in question:
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@thetchuck @buckadeath ok, naively. america should not have helped russia, even though we did. we should’ve let stalin throw his naked and unarmed captives at the nazis till the russian people did to the communists what the communists did to the tsar
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@FrenchieHugo @BungieHelp thank god for the collision damage change a while ago, if u sneeze with that sword out ur a jackson pollock piece. it’s beautiful
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@TrueSlazac half of these were PR stunts and half of the remainder was media sensationalism
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@RParlane @MattWalshBlog you know you’re being dishonest. that scenario is completely unrelated, it’s a matter of legal definitions, not social norms. very simple old adage that you miiiight be able to understand: “if it looks like a duck, it swims like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it’s a duck”
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@wiintah they’ve proven hundreds of times that they have the ability to make the most fun and engaging games in history so it’s crazy they still peddle garbage all these years
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@FrenchTwinkette wow u just skeleton-doxxed urself lmao now i know u have bone marrow
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@nagamyzuna thinker? u believe he thinks?
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@NoParkingTV @AmericanaAesth @TiredMemeClown he’s the most documented person in history. fat autistic narcissistic man baby, draws garbage comics as escapism. he takes all the bait that 4chan trolls threw at him, that trolling made kiwifarms (KF). long story short he raped his alzheimer’s mom and case was dismissed.
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why is china just the best at pro-american propaganda
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@gammaknight5 i actually love the witness’s design. when we first see it, it looked goofy. but standing in front of a galactic-empire-ending fleet and planets it used as playthings while defying traditional villain design norms is a testament that it is so powerful that it can disregard reason
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“coolidge is responsible for 95% of my family dying in the holocaust” ??? pretty sure hitler is responsible for that the volume of leftist copium just to hate the country responsible for all your first world privileges and for every single luxury they have is INSANE
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Coolidge is responsible for 95% of my family dying in the Holocaust so I wouldn’t say that he’s a chad tbh
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@LUCKYY10P jokers wild made the list but not plunder??? the last season sucked too, and jokers wild wasn’t well received only because it didn’t have a raid… it still gave us a better gambit, the first specialized armor set, the recluse
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@_Reaganite_ yea someone did an expose on him and turns out he is quite literally a terrorist and traitor
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THREAD: I've recently stumbled upon some information, about 750MB of information in fact. It's about @.ValidLs and his history. There are a few points I'm going to go over. 1. His past aliases 2. His political radicalism 3. The consequences of his politics 4. Potential crimes
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@SaltedNectar who would win in a fight, this guy or that guy
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@gaypilled it’s still funny to me every time if not for the fact it’s guaranteed to bait someone each time
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@ClavoFPS yea idk comparing destiny whiskey guy to genocide and terror campaigns guy just seems like a bad idea
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@spacebitch1775 @telmudic he makes that face for comedic effect very often, also cranks up contrast and saturation of pics
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@TrueSlazac environmental catastrophes
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@Forcer69 liquid bullets
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@SpookyDeGenaro @tulpapilled i took forty and stayed up for six days. anything above 200mg will keep u wired and above 300mg u will see the face of god and wish u never were capable of thought
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@RealTwentyEight @DestinyBulletn levi loot was all outdated, they should’ve updated it with random rolls… my clan still played exfiltration and whisper, and levi and sos (fuck eow). the loss of the red war campaign was a huge blow cuz now there’s no good intro to the game (new light is bad, try it yourself)
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@ritzzcar entire past month has been a nostalgia trap, john sunsetting is part of that unfortunately
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@aidenppearce @Forcer69 shut up you soy subverter
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@PNACstreetgang from the river from the sea the soda will be free 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@Astm0B3 @DestinyBulletn it kinda is a big deal, totally ruins the balance of movement sections and encounter design
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@KobayashisEgo im at the kfc im at the pizza hut im at the taco bell im at the combination kfc pizza hut and taco bell, jamaica avenue jamaica avenue jamaica avenue jamaica avenue
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@TrueSlazac if it was inefficient it would have obsolesced itself
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@DrilSargeant @rickyberwick blatant ableism bro. highly doubt ricky is saying all mtfs look like the new dbd killer. just the ones who overcompensate with a misleading pfp
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@WindermereFan @JamesCageWhite sh it’s his fate don’t make fun of something someone can’t control
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@gammaknight5 wouldn’t be the first time that happened, season of chosen and haunted both saw zavala compromised
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@souljagoytellem ur literally doing nazi apologia rn. why are u trying to claim the nazis aren’t responsible for genocide? by pushing blame on an economically crippled country with little ability to even feed itself, ur pulling blame away from the nazis. also, why didn’t the USSR take them in?…
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@destinytrack BAHAHAHA THE SECOND MARA SEASON THAT RAN LONG
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@OxAce_ @Bungie tbh? this makes me want to NOT ban cheaters. i think the best bet is for them to have the perks on all their guns removed or replaced with shit perks and to count every kill they get as a point for the victim teams. make them feel powerless, not exiled, but publicly flogged.
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@fsappreciator @thetchuck @buckadeath i simply asked “how” and u sperged out. feel free to lose your composure again. it’s funny.
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@thenewec @detectclips maybe u make everything about race and are insufferable and that’s why ur a conspiracy theorist?
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@bigunc824 cheating aside getting hit by a wall of worms is hilarious
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@gammaknight5 i did this all over remote desktop on my phone so excuse the ass quality
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@wifispirit hooooooly shit that’s gold
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@pulse_tube u never seen a slight explosion? lemme guess, u never saw a mild head-on train crash? yeesh
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@ZenComplex1 @randysbaba @F1NN5TER @LeafyIsHere yea i don’t believe that u think either
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@JPEGNEGRO @undeadscribe what a privilege you have, to be able to hide behind "facts" and "reality". stop using your privilege!!!!!
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@boymoderology the degree of obscurity in parts of this chart is fucking nuts
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@Midwest_Leftist @civilkilljoy @INTPlefty well yea, thats because you are against the idea of free thinking. "these black people have no right to disagree with me, the correct one" fuck you, go implement jim crowe in a post soviet bloc
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@Daramgaria he got dogpiled by leftists on false accusations, what did u expect lol
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@destinytrack good change, still useless change
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@TrevorAugust do u actually know her cuz i would believe the schizophrenia part
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@PogFishPoster this is a little soy
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@JasonComedy @GoodReddit riemann sphere can handle that. something is only ever indeterminate if it is underdefined, but this is not a math proof, it’s a quantum wave function. there’s dirac notation in there.
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@gammaknight5 i almost don’t want d3 cuz of how much content will be left behind. like if they don’t release d3 with at least as much content in the game at arrivals, people aren’t gonna be happy. bringing forward a sandbox as deep as d2 from scratch might be impossible
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@gammaknight5 we are seeing what happens when an immovable burger meets an unstoppable dad
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@estrogenizedboy @poepilled found on /tttt/ more at 8
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@fungemia @skinnydashh safety thing, every ambulance does that
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@Forcer69 mechabre, something new (crucify me idgaf i like it), avalanche, zephyr is slept on, if rapid pulses get a buff then jurassic green, and if i remember correctly both fotl ar’s terrorized crucible for a while. still sad revelry and crimson days r dead
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@gammaknight5 tom scott
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@gammaknight4 attrition orbs 💀
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@Invictum_Salt @DestinyBulletn with 17 (blank included) symbols and 20 panels, there’s no way someone’s gonna brute force it. that’s 17^20 or 4,064,231,406,600,000,000,000,000 different configurations. brute forcing that, u would need more than a million times the age of the universe to do that
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you’re objectively evil
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@WeedMaxxer this is a diagram of what a barrel chest is
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@Forcer69 this wont get power crept unless we get a solar wave with CR and incandescent also every gl except marty and ignition code are reskins. the majority are reskins of a white rarity gl, we have two deafening whispers, and two forbs, and yes even wilderflight and pardon are reskins
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@ProfaneNiggatry @sn00ted you just got powerful eyes
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@tapisbadatgames well, u gotta stay hydrated when u sweat that much
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@famousguy2008 oh that one is right here
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@aguybeinaguy yea decency isn’t a common thing among grifters and zealots
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@TrueSlazac nowhere near as bad as this guy
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@Fledi_ @reddit_TLCM if u need proof for reality thats cuz ur not living in reality
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@BlackKatPepper @KO_Fights_ that line does actually go kinda hard if only she didn’t say it
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he’s becoming something, something saint john the revelator didn’t see coming
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@Snipezzz2 @LUCKYY10P that would totally invalidate coldheart
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