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Crash Lewin

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Twitter: "[A] platform that used to be vital and relatively smart, but which is now refuge to the some of the most feeble minds on the Internet." @arseblog nailed it. I'm tired of this forum.

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@chicagosmayor It is a bit tough to support local businesses when you keep trying to shut them down.

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@PinYoungActress @NBCNews She looks like a typical 80 year old Florida woman

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1 year

@AngelaBelcamino If you are walking out on dates because of the way the guy drinks coffee, the guy is far better off that you did.

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2 months

This is such a cop out. Lawyers who take bad clients need to own. No, you are not required (unless appointed by a court) to take every client. Don't blame immoral arguments on some ethical requirement. If you choose to take a case, it is on you.

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Apparently we lawyers are not allowed to take clients and/or make arguments that some people think are “immoral.” We are ethically obligated to do what’s in the best interest of our clients. You don’t have to like it or agree with it.

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3 years

@DevinCow @LizMair Ever flown through Miami? But as someone who lived in Chicago for 30 years and now lives in a Chicago suburb, what is the knock on O'Hare? It doesn't bother me at all.

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3 years

@FoxNews It is possible, if you do a further search, you may find a photo of her with a SLEEVELESS DRESS! Somebody quick! Get me get my faintin' couch!

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3 years

@FoxNews Now THAT is a major scandal! We are back to the good old days when things like this and saluting while holding a coffee were BFDs! Go get em lads! /snark/

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2 months

@AGAndrewBailey @Project_Veritas You are an attorney and you rely on Project Veritas. Was Wikipedia unavailable?

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@annacaroruiz The bar exam is deeply flawed. The idea that for one day of your life knowing a bit about Crim Law or Secured Transactions will make you a good lawyers is just ridiculous. Two days after I took the bar, there is no way I would have passed. You learn the material for 1 day only.

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1 month

@LangmanVince I, for one, am shocked that a MAGA would immediately embrace conspiracies.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

10 months

@GovAbbott @POTUS The actions of Texas are frivolous. For a couple hundred years, states could not block navigable waterways without approval. It is clearly illegal. It is too bad that rather than work on a problem, the governor goes for meaningless and futile stunts.

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1 year

@natsechobbyist What fascinates me is the long speeches. Who do they think is listening?

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1 year

@mocena Based on my years defending trucking companies, never drive in a lane next to a semi. Stay behind or pass the semi. On top of the obvious line of sight issues, I've seen some load shifts where the load was not properly secure, crashes through the side, and crushes a car.

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3 years

@AnObliviousGeek @chrislhayes Won't happen though. Loyalty never matters to the Trumps.

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1 year

@WalshFreedom I'm amazed that people don't get how big of a deal it was. Trump tried to overturn a free and fair election. That has ever happened before. It would be the end of democracy in this country.

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3 years

@RudyGiuliani Dude, your statement sucks, unless you are going for an insanity defense.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@FoxNews A one term President was lost in an EC landslide is going to stay home tonight and rant. Why would anyone bother covering it?

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@Eric_Biggz If you shoot at the police, they can shoot back. Why is that confusing?

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@BklynMomBoss @kooteh_ @Ktg_draws First, asking is never a HIPAA violation. Second, in nearly all scenarios, the request can be denied and as such turning over the record is voluntary and not a violation. Third, vaccine records are required as a matter of routine. You cannot attend a school without one.

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2 years

@steve_vladeck I hate to say it, but it is a Trump appointed judge. Bush and Reagan appointed some pretty far right wing judges, but they were nearly all somewhat mainstream. Trump found judges who are bizarre.

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2 months

@asymmetricinfo I'm always amused when non MDs claim to be experts in cognitive issues. Those same people are also infectious disease experts and Con Law experts. You are not a doctor. You don't have the training.

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@CrashLewin

5 months

I've been practicing for over 25 years. Very rarely do I come across opposing parties or witnesses who really creep me out. I can't discuss the case, but today was one of those days. I might have nightmares about this one. Seriously.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@HawleyMO I love the fact that the guy posts on twitter that he's being silenced.

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2 years

@fuckyouiquit This looks fake.

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@CrashLewin

9 months

What is is like to own your own business: 1. I'm completely swamped right now. Working 15 hour days. 2. I wake up in the middle of the night panicked because in 3 months, I might not be swamped and what do we do then and how will we pay the bills and . . ..

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

9 months

@legalytical None have any meaning. If you get a group of friends together, you can be a SuperLawyer. I've looked at lists in my fields and it is by no means a list of the best I've been up against. Beyond that, for a lot of us our C.V. speak for themselves. I've never bothered with that stuf

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@CrashLewin

5 months

@cattitude383 Just a head's up -- if he bothers you that much, you can block him. But please don't. He's a notary public with diplomatic immunity and you just can't predict how he will respond.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@RepMTG @RepMoBrooks So, the same people who want to fire Dr. Fauci are the ones who think Jewish space lasers caused wild fires? NOW THAT is a huge story. Never saw that one coming.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@FoxNews Now that's leadership. In contrast, Mr. Trump could not even convince himself to give up Coke products.

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@CrashLewin

11 months

@JeanneIves Great, isn't it? Women can come to Illinois for medical care. They have control over their own bodies.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@BadLegalTakes I was trying to figure out the intent of his question. It sounds like he confused "fetus" and "uterus" and rather than clarifying, he doubled down.

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@CrashLewin

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@AKBrews The way he was moving reminds me of how my dogs move right before they throw up.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@RMFifthCircuit It is amazing when stranger step in when a parent is struggling. Going through LAX when the twins were 10 months, I struggled to carry my son, a huge stroller, and a heavy carry on. Without saying a word, a woman took a side of the stroller, helped me to the gate, smile and left.

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Crash Lewin

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3 years

@herong Formula One safety. After the death of Aryton Senna, the sport looked at driver safety. As a result, the sport went from one or two deaths a year being somewhat common to no deaths from 1992 to about 2015, and that one was a fluke based on racing during a monsoon.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

6 months

@Eric_Erins @hjeanmachine Or they simply saw the obvious -- that it was a waste of time.

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@CrashLewin

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@chibbqk1ng It is easily avoided by not shooting at the police.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

2 years

@ItsMattsLaw Or "27 years ago we handled a matter for the client. As such, it is a firm client and you get no credit for bringing the client in."

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

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@420AttyChicago I don't do family law, but I helped out a relative once. Literally within a minute of walking out of the courtroom, he threatened that he was going to call family member's boss. Dude, we just walked out of court. Didn't you listen to the judge?

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

1 year

@AKBrews If you try to use the "Chat" feature on the bank's website to ask about it, they immediately close the session. Guess there must have been some feedback.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@u0u1lol @FoxNews Yes, the "rational thought agenda" can't stand him.

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@CrashLewin

2 years

@fuckyouiquit I did a search and it came up empty. I used a few different criteria. If it was real, there would be some story.

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3 years

@RealJamesWoods We are not taking roll. Moreover, I suspect the President will be OK with the fact that some actor does not love him.

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@Aaron_Arkaway Yeah, we can't have anyone having fun on St. Patrick's Day. How outrageous!

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@CrashLewin

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@BarExamTutor Honestly, what gets me is that the fetus cannot survive. There is a cruelty to the State's argument. "Carry this thing that will die."

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Crash Lewin

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3 years

@BadLegalTakes He literally asked the question. He doesn't know the difference. I rarely say this about another attorney, but his thinking is completely irrational and there is no way anyone should hire him.

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3 years

@JuddLegum 98% of people, including me, barely have any idea of what it is which makes the outrage fascinating. It is like being outraged about whether Paul Dirac deserved the Nobel Prize in 1933.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

1 year

@gec2112 @DrSamiSchalk Good knives are awesome. It makes all of cooking so much easier and better.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@annacaroruiz Adding, "gate keeping" in itself is not necessarily bad. It could be used to weed out people who are incompetent. However, the bar exam is terrible at the role. It fails to weed out those who should not practice.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@JSeramba @washingtonpost Did you play the anthem before that tweet? If not, why do you hate America?

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@tonyposnanski It is amazing that you got such a simple question wrong. The clear answer is Honey Nut Cheerios, assuming it still exists.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@christinadcress "You don't have what it takes to be a trial lawyer. You should find something where you can sit in an office." That was from my father, who sold plumbing and heating. As with most thing he said, I ignored it.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

6 months

@alittleleader Male or female doctor?

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

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@soit_goes I'm boggled by your comments. Because they approached his car, he had a right to shoot them?

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@CrashLewin

2 years

@FSSUK @Kate_MLA_SF Same here. My CV is 8 pages long. I've spoken at national meetings for industry groups. I've never been asked to pay if I speak. I'm putting a lot of effort into my speech. You don't get that for free and ask me to pay to attend.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@ChrisMcClung81 @kayleighmcenany He actually pushed forward without her, like a spoiled child.

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@CrashLewin

1 year

@TheRealHoarse Yeah, but it depends on political activism. The Bush twins were out of bounds. Trump's adult kids were not. Barron is absolutely out of bounds.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

2 years

@NomeDaBarbarian It has been amazing for daily quality of life issues. I can still walk into a courtroom, kick the other side all over the place and like it, but day to day I'm overall more calm. Now it is a choice to kick ass rather than pure instinct. I'm a huge Wellbutrin fan.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

1 year

@MarcBodnick @WalshFreedom 100% agree. We are tired of doing this over and over. If you are not shouting, you have no decency.

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@CrashLewin

2 years

@AmyCPV @zachwolfelaw 100%. "At the first status hearing, just tell the judge what happened and then we will win." No. At that point, the judge barely cares. She just wants to know the status of pleadings and how long discovery will take.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

1 year

@JeffDemo @ScottAdamsSays Yeah, he should have been publishing in StormFront.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

5 months

This is a great example of stories where people need to read beyond the headline. On it face, "sued for being cut from a team" is ridiculous. Then you read the story and depending on the facts produced at trial it seems like a very serious matter.

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JUST IN: A mom is suing Hinsdale South after her son, a two-time all-conference pick, was cut from the boys basketball team.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

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@philawsostef @Briefslayer I've been practicing over 25 years. Any attorney who doesn't go to therapy needs it most. It is a tough profession and admitting you need the help is one of the few ways to survive it.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

7 months

This is at least the second time in a recent recorded speech that Trump confused Biden and Obama. Even by Trump standards, it is disconcerting.

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Trump says the Obama Administration “says it in their stats” that Trump built 500 miles of border wall when he was president.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@ParkerMolloy @JulieDiCaro Also, and people who have conversations while hanging around their private airplane hangers.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

2 years

@kirkjangel Telling the jury something once, even if it is not contested, is not enough. You need to keep driving the facts home. Unless you repeat multiple times, the jury will not get it.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

7 months

@raysofl1 @PekalaLaw I know how you can save $8 a month.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@zachwolfelaw Just once I would love to see a movie with a realistic dep scene: the attorneys going at each other aggressively over objections and then, when they take a break, the same lawyers discussing the best BMW dealers in the area and whether a 5 series really is better than a 3.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@pat_shaeffer @kayleighmcenany Nobody ever knew what point she was trying to make.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@RudyGiuliani LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@AKBrews A firm consisting of one owner and a bunch of associates. There are reasons that the owner cannot work with a firm where he/she has to interact with partners.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

6 months

@GovPritzker @LtGovStratton @IllinoisDCEO This is a post about business expanding in Illinois. Yet nearly all the comments will be talking about the Governor's weight or otherwise insulting him. If your response to a post about business opening is to ignore it and talk about the Gov's weight, you are not pro-business.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

11 months

@WalshFreedom What gets me is that Trump is on tape. These are not unsupported allegations. The indictment is based on his own words. Yet his supporters still refuse to deal with that reality.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@JosephWulfsohn Is that bad? Could you let your bosses at Fox know, given the lengthy lists of Fox employees sued for sexual harassement?

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@CrashLewin

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@mindfullyemily "I'm sorry candidate, but due to diagnosed depression and some undiagnosed personality issues, I forget the successes and continue to re-live any minor failures. It works for me but I don't recommend it."

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

2 years

@ericowensdc @redskin_potato Your comment is so obviously ridiculous that I can't tell if you are trolling.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@John_Kass @chicagotribune That he is seen as having any value at all shows how far conservatives have fallen. He was an absolutely vile and terrible human and the world is a better place without him. We need to treat him how treated others.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@John_Kass @chicagotribune Here's the thing. Kass writes such crazy stuff, it is impossible to tell if he's serious. When you make a career of being a goofball, you can't do parody.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@GregHinz @chicagosmayor I'm pretty liberal. I've supported Democrats since 1984 (volunteering for Paul Simon for Senate). But I really am tired of elected officials claiming that they have unilateral authority to order private businesses to just about anything.

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Crash Lewin

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2 years

@the_scrivener The idea that you are going to be producing high quality product consistently working those hours is ridiculous. It either become rote or the quality of the work drops. Either way it is not good for the clients.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

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@ProfMMurray Yeah, but I don't see the big deal in that one. I hear that met over a glass of whiskey and discussed wrestling. Sure it is not as famous as the Stephen Douglas debate but both made some good points.

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@NotAnyUse I recently had to call someone out on it. It is a disgrace that it continues in this profession.

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@CrashLewin

3 years

@ayyy_vuh @ActNormalOrElse Sure, but some of us qualified that by concentrating in political philosophy. We spent all our time reading Locke, Plato, Hume and others. I'm not really sure how the other PoliSci majors spent their time.

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@CrashLewin

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@asymmetricinfo For someone calling someone senile, that's an odd collection of words.

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@bluecheckJim @WestLoopTom Would you prefer to see kids starve?

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@alittleleader Shocking.

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@CrashLewin

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@CPD1617Scanner Those policies are in place due to large numbers of innocent people being injured or killed during police chases.

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@CrashLewin

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@publicpolicyman I honestly can't tell if Mark is supposed to be satire.

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Crash Lewin

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@LizCGil 2. I had tried small cases and I had spent countless hours in bars talking through trial scenarios with people who were senior or of similar experience. You don't get things like "be the one holding the door for the court reporter during sidebars" in a Zoom conference.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

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@KSVesq That's so cool. My kids are known to go into cross-examination mode at the dinner table. It is annoying at times, but overall I love it.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

3 years

@gsep123 The initial question for the year was whether he would have more spins or points. Now I think the question is whether he will have more spins than laps completed. I honestly cannot recall any driver who was so terrible at driving as Mazespin.

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

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@TonyRobite My degree is Juris Doctor. I am a Doctor of Law. Would I use the title? Heck no. But it is like a Phd. So yes, I earned it. What is the big deal anyway?

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Crash Lewin

@CrashLewin

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@NickAdamsinUSA @godlywomanhood Personally, I'm looking for a god that thinks it is OK to have 3 wives, sleep with porn actresses, commit fraud and still considers me very holy. Any ideas where I can find one?

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@erasmuse @MeganTStevenson So you haven't read the story, but you are suggesting that there is some politically motivated conspiracy against him? Wow. That's quite the analysis right there.

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@CrashLewin

1 year

@rycunni Sure, no problem. The virus travels on droplets. The masks effectively filter out the droplets. Glad I can clear that up for you.

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@CrashLewin

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@WalshFreedom Trump voters don't seem to get that Hunter and Joe are different people. Payments to Hunter are not payments to Joe. There is just no evidence to show that the President benefited, but yet they keep screaming about it.

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@therealnikkimc @lostblackboy @MinnesotaMaryS Same here. My boss can be outrageous at times. Of course, she rage quits too at times. Somehow we've managed to keep the firm in business 10 years, and the marriage for over 20.

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@CrashLewin

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@TheHendo5 @WalshFreedom Trump doesn't debate. He doesn't discuss issues. He can't. He yells about people he hates and calls people names. It appeals to his base but it isn't debate.

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@pa_tall @Eric_Erins Those demands were so far out that it wouldn't be worth the time. I do a lot of negotiations (although I don't negotiate with unions). This is simply pass/no counter.

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@CrashLewin

7 months

What is always interesting about the Governor's post is how many feel compelled to comment on his weight. Would the MAGAs feel better if he was 200 pounds? Would that solve any problems?

Governor JB Pritzker

@GovPritzker

7 months

Welcome to Chicago, @BzCannabis Capital Conference! We share a key goal: to build the most equitable, accessible, and prosperous cannabis ecosystem in the nation. And here in our state, we're moving toward a cannabis industry that actually looks like Illinois.

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@AdamMortara @JJGass If you had ever practiced law, you would know that's absolutely false. If you had ever been to court you would know that being in court is not remotely similar. The detachment of law prof and the practice is fascinatiing. Go watch some real court appearances.

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