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Dearly Beloved

@ComputrBlu

5 years

If you have my HBO login and we aren’t cool anymore...I got a little surprise for you this evening.

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@BloggedByRain If I had a gine gine I’d fuck

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@ThatsNotNiicce @rahsh33m ‘They been in the water all day’

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@_KimboNoSlice Don’t talk to me? Oh we talking… get in the car (then have a conversation about respect and communication on the way to school) so the next time she’s in a ‘mood’ she will be able to express herself better.

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@DeadPrezidentss I’m done. He got the nerve to be mad????

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@wildmegmani @evelynvwoodsen ‘Say words’ damn woman let her react the way she wants to!

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11 months

@brownandbella She gives no Fucks lol

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1 year

@7EYRW I’m mad they cooked first then bathed/got ready for bed. Wouldn’t that food be cold by then? Somebody lying… also did they really need to cook a pound of ground beef each?

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4 years

@bamlieve I just don’t understand how people clean without protection. Just the thought of cleaning raw makes my skin crawl... and pee bottles? Wtf MY sister would’ve been cleaning that up herself

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2 years

@AllysinGrey Happy Black History Month to you!!

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7 years

@MyHashtagBrand and Chyna just sat there? Or put his ass in check?

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2 years

@bobeaubreaux She doing too much, when she put the oil on the chicken heads I started cracking up.

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2 years

@Hess2Love This was Nana’s handwriting, she was from Baton Rouge, Louisiana

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2 years

@andiamchange Oh yea folks force that shit all the time, then be miserable later on

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2 years

@grantairebf Is this where the ‘just dance’ characters get their likeness from? Also, I went my whole life not seeing this shit until now. Thanks 🤣

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2 years

@IYSKold That last line tho… she scamming these women

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3 years

@KendrasUsername Im not even a fan and I think this is ridiculous! You cannot deny her beauty or that dope ass natural body. Azealia is tripping

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5 months

@notgwen_ @QuickestTempa A Mexican jail?

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5 years

Do you ever feel like the last person you loved, got all the love you had left?

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2 years

@californiabarby @HON9CHO I came here for this right here…

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4 years

Y’all must have not been alive when Mike Tyson bit a piece of Evander Holifield’s ear off huh?

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6 years

@kingbaddiekee Lmao he said 'this guy sings?' Lol

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2 years

Wait. Women don’t listen to MF Doom?

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4 years

@Tbeforethej @bamlieve No gloves no house shoes lmao

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4 years

@ilaenimzaj @ImSoClassic It’s so annoying and scripted

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4 years

@the_REALization @lekurokami Nah shaved her legs so he could shave his beard... so she could kiss him. It’s sad because I feel like she used the beard as a valid excuse not to kiss him but he shaved it off so she had to 😩

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1 year

@NeglectedCarrot Every time she said not a problem I got stressed out

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1 year

@NeglectedCarrot Who are these 29 people with no where else to go that accepts last minute invites?

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6 years

@AsiaChloeBrown @heyalyshahey You also can let them know you prefer an exam with out it, there are other ways to collect samples. They just don’t tell you that.

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3 years

Is this a tweet from 2005?

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3 years

Im looking for a newly renovated apartment in San Leandro / Oakland area 2bd 2bath for $1300 a month. Help me ????!!!

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2 years

@TotoDeAgua @TheBlackLayers @_ethiogyal I thought this was what everyone does 😩 my ass be cleaning none stop, and I need a break.

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2 years

@yoomarypoppins Sounds like a scene out of Atlanta

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7 years

@MyHashtagBrand I can't stand this family...

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2 years

@domislivenews He told her what it was, she acted like she was cool with it and thought she could change his mind.

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10 months

@treyals @panthergold_ She’s a loser

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3 years

@GayMaxineShaw1 @Variety @IssaRae And hour long episodes

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2 years

@SomaKazima She can go sit her ass on the car

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6 years

@Aalexiskm @blackhonee A dude once begged to take me out for weeks. I finally had time, he picked me up late then proceeded to ask me what I wanted to do. I was done.

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3 years

@michaelharriot Im light weight growing tired of the ‘my family is white and we have that too’ responses

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11 months

@lingerie_addict I wear panties a lil too tight and feel Like I’m gonna die. Not sure how folks survive doing all of this

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1 year

@IkeMagnifico She dressed for the house. The food cold now. Throw this skit in the trash

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2 years

@millerfor3 @kenny_lamar7 We all had one of these in class

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@Samoonaaa This house is so wacky wtf

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@solodeauxleaux He think I’m his mama! 🥹

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2 years

@PopYour_Bubble Marital rape is real and if a MF don’t want to have sex they have the right to say NO married or not.

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3 years

@survivorstrong3 @PDuthel Thank you for this. New partners are easily persuaded to believe the BDs side of the story when in reality the mother is prob just trying to keep the child safe.

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3 years

Sometimes my friends and I like to be color coordinated or on the same level of comfort damn. Like shit if you wearing sweats I’m definitely wearing sweats too. 😂 She tripping

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3 years

I’m not even someone that asks what are you wearing but this chick is unhinged

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@keincolor @SoleilBinx This is my first time hearing her voice and

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@FrankieFigz @BornAKang I was hoping I wasn’t the only one that heard that

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4 years

I will say this (from experience) a man without money cannot make HIMSELF happy in a relationship. Even when love & compassion is there. Most men are so miserable when they don’t have $$$$, and I personally chose not to deal with that again.

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2 years

@lightskin520 She had that look on her face like she was building a case… little did she know she was telling in herself.

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2 years

@alexisriveraa_ @jo_carr1 And license plate number.

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6 years

@NotGeauxGabby @TyphDidntDoIt_ That baby gonna come out looking like OJ

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@FinesseEness

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2 years

Ayyye @manifestive live in #SanFrancisco

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3 years

@SassyE They really showed one second of her and cut out...

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@jessicakiyomi_ She got that hank hill

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7 years

@TheyHateDuff why her dead daddy on the floor tho?

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2 years

@desirexjas @Hugh_1953 Ima throw up

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19 days

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5 years

@Jab_Jab_Right @ThatDude_Works Facial structure weak af

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@Monique510 It’s a lesson to be learned.

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5 years

The trial against my ex/abuser/stalker starts today. Having to face this fool and go over everything again will be like tearing open a wound that has already healed. I’m nervous as fuck, but this must be done. Please keep me in your thoughts.

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5 years

It’s my Birthday y’all! Yeeeeeee ✨🌝🌙 #LeoSeason #NewProfilePic

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2 years

Tune in to Don’t Disturb this Groove tonight with special guest @manifestive on @kpfaradio at 10pm and groove with him live this Friday at @thenewparish

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@LipglossDon @TheBrookeAsh We def told her to model lol

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@JoyyUnSpeakable @dzdivination @So_SauceyEnt Why record yourself being cruel to your child?

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@esquire_mrs But she gave him a hug tho

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@ineedja_kadeeja We’ll be donating here

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Katt Williams used ‘Gaza Stripped’ as an analogy to ‘fuck around and find out’…. *turns off interview*

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4 years

@MrGee54 Mannnn when I eat crab I get down so we need a clear ass table for all the wipes, butters, sides etc.

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3 years

@THEEBlackleftie @ChelseaBewt They allowed her mom to try on the dress tho

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5 years

My love of ominous classical music comes from listening to Mobb Deep and watching horror films.

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@thatguydream

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1 year

I know y’all felt that long ass earth quake

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2 years

@iSaleSingles @freakymarko @ijayt205 And they still didn’t seem to care 🫠

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2 years

@Swazi_Cheri @Bonolo_Ntsime That fish also looked like fish sticks ain’t no way

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3 years

Y’all Remember when Stacy Dash got arrested and them papers said white on it?

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5 years

ICE agents spotted on Market x 7th in Oakland,CA

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5 years

Ya girl is officially a licensed Apprentice Embalmer. I wish I would’ve started this journey when I was in my 20’s, but everything I’ve done up to this point has gotten me prepared for the life long career that I’ve wanted since I was little. I’m so fucking happy.

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4 years

@JuneSummer1 @KimKardashian Just like her birthday

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@iAgiel @MyHashtagBrand because Khloe is half Simpson

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@DJGotALot I’m waiting for her to get to the point

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5 years

@LustforLo @BougieLa

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4 years

@fairyglowmother @slickjit Lol. Unfortunately we are not due to direct burials and cremation. No need to preserve or make anyone recently deceased cute at the moment 😩

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2 years

@thewavecheckk They look so sad

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3 years

@SlimReaper95 Hire her for what???

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@_JayyElle Equality is how shit works. I love that for you

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2 years

@_JayyElle Custom caskets and having to outsource crematories that can handle over 300 pounds gets pricey.

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2 years

@ANGELBABYABEL Where she get all them wallets from? Lol

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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3 years

@RawAndRadical I knew nothing of pelvic physical therapy until after a white woman brought up the fact that it’s a must after giving birth. This right here is definitely something that should be talked about more.

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3 years

@ShakaWaka_AC @ImLelandRucker @phucktay Yea I wasn’t feeling the laughing part

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3 years

Damn @AriLennox over here at the @LightsOnFest looking good as FUCK 😍

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3 years

I feel absolutely nothing for those who end up sick after traveling or partying at this time. It’s a complete slap in the face to those that have experienced very serious consequences of Covid 19 as well as all of us that are trying our best to keep ourselves & loved ones safe

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4 years

@Beauteeisme_ She giggled and said MAGA in the middle of her story 😩

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6 years

@trashedfloors My ex constantly threatened to kill me, was in jail for it once. In jail for it now. Had one of his friends contact me to say although I said I'd kill you, wished you & our daughter was dead I really didn't intend for it to come off that way or make you afraid for your life

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@puemalol

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@kerr_berr @BeeBabs @WrittenByHanna Her whole crew built like crackheads

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