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@AuntColony

1 year

Jokes are a lot like dogs in that they bring immeasurable joy to people until a cop comes along and kills them for no reason

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Yep the joke is over

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Far right psychos simply cannot wrap their heads around the fact that most people find it uncomfortable at best to be around someone whose entire life revolves around vitriol and hate for people they don't even know

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Just got this from my best friend for over ten years.

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Possibly the best bit in any TV show ever was making "teen Dexter" just 40yo Michael C. Hall in the cheapest wig ever made

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this is just a burger, right? am i going insane, what makes this a "chinese version?"

Sharing Travel

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China's version of hamburger On the streets of Changchun. In a country of delicious food, a modified version of hamburger naturally appears.🍔🍔🍔😋😋😋

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Please enjoy this video of a Proud Boy getting knocked around lol

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@DuckHonkin i like hanging out with my wife, so i married her. devastating way to find out we have a bad marriage

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@jenny2x4 what are her comics even about?? he works full time and still does household chores and all the yard work, handles the grocery shopping, and watches the kid(s) multiple nights a week. what does she want him to do??

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@_afairjudgement Your political beliefs are who you are at your core, they are a direct manifestation of your fundamental beliefs. If your fundamental beliefs are "other races are inferior" or "trans people are mentally ill pedophiles" then I think you're a bad person, it's simple!

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@intelSEBASTIAN [Frantically to my last remaining friend as they walk away] You don't get it, I think your genes are superior to their's too! Why are you upset??

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@bugposting i mean sacha baron cohen literally had a concierge offer him preteen boys to fuck like he was offering an extra pillow, offered the video to the authorities, and the feds were just 🤷‍♂️

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Meghan McCain

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Israel is the only country in the world not allowed to win a war, apparently.

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This is what an average American 16yo looked like before they started using seed oils in all of our food

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@laurieskelly Posting it is the only reason he texted him in the first place, the friend was clearly trying to be respectful of their history by quietly pulling away and this dude saw an opportunity to farm clout off it

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@spiteclaw @C0ckLesnar lmao he did the koth intro

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When he tries to put what's left of his shirt back on LMAO

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@garfaganda There's some sweet irony to the fact that 70% of the comments are calling the guy a f***** for sending more than one full sentence to another man lol why aren't people connecting to their ideology, it's a mystery for the ages

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2 years

am i supposed to look at the second pic and think anything other than "awooooooga"

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@timeforjaya theyre acting like people are saying its cool to sit your kid down and fuck in front of them lol just about everyone has a story about their parents accidentally getting too loud or about walking in on them or whatever, thats not trauma its a gross memory

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@Titi_Suru @jenny2x4 its so cool that she accidentally posted the missing piece of information and now every comic is a scathing indictment of her deranged entitlement lol

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@Java_jigga tired: my grandparents barely escaped cuba when castro seized our family farm wired: check out this rosary my cia grandfather brought back from a business trip to nicaragua

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@gymclasswarfare NYT OpEd: This Chinese Cheeseburger May Look Innocuous, But It Belies A Sinister Ideology

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@TrgtrRUkiddinme @AxisBiographic1 @AssBoss80085 When you're fighting, do you just have to aim for the guy in the middle or does your heightened sense of smell compensate for the whole cross-eyed thing?

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@Bartleby_Kamoi i am but a smol bean, learning and growing and reading fbi crime stats before bed uwu

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2 years

if a woman who is 8 months pregnant leaves Station A travelling 65mph and a woman who is 6 months pregnant leaves Station B traveling 50mph, which woman will tim pool make uncomfortable in the walmart checkout line first?

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@_afairjudgement My politics are informed by a fundamental belief that all people (at least as it pertains to their innate identity) are worthy of dignity and equal standing in society. It's not a hobby, it's my deeply held belief. Being friends with someone who disagrees makes no sense lol

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show me an account with "husband/father" in bio and ill show you a solid wall of egirl thirst traps in their likes page

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@jenny2x4 the only thing in her comics this didnt reveal to be a sociopathic lie is that she is annoyed to be around her kids lol

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@wapplehouse Is it possible Elon's internet connection is somehow like 20 years behind and thats why he's gone from posting Success Kid memes to becoming a chan nazi?

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@PenisAttacker i bet the sandwich went hard and she's just leaving out that context

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@aaprilaries @alissacaliente @faketitojohnsON yeah thats the point, kids should be taught to be more accepting and anyone who paints that as "damaging" is being disingenuous and just wants to pass on their bigotry unchallenged

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@Titi_Suru @canamrock @jenny2x4 is she mad that he doesn't nurse the children or something, whats even left lol

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@vodkabooty I literally googled it because I thought "hey, sometimes things don't make it into my circle" but she has not said a single thing about stimulus checks since before the first stimulus lmao what a terrible person

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@tmsilverman i looked you up and most of your highlights are just you dropping in on a 2' quarter pipe lol be happy with 2nd

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@writecinema @IndieWire you're the exact type of infantile person he's talking about lol

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@catHolderr @ParisPhl jk rowling busting out the calipers to explain that dobby was actually missing the dimple in his skull that makes elves naturally subservient lol

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@LoFiRepublican @Deadl_E_Cheese as opposed to most art, which is completely devoid of politics lmaoo

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@AntinoreRon Literally you

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@drbillsz @catHolderr @ParisPhl i think the operative difference is that the elves are slaves and the pets are pets

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@realteaemoji he's made exactly one good call and she is NOT having it lol

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@Ultra_Brian @TheClassicBrian @Clawno642 @ReyannaRice @nypost good, get as far away from that psychotic shit as humanly possible lol

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@TheClassicBrian @Clawno642 @ReyannaRice @nypost yea, i think every normal person alive would have a neutral/positive reaction to this lol

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@GE_9_9_9 @turrible_tao guy who can't have a normal conversation without accidentally doing hate speech lmao

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@MetalShayne2000 @gayest_tone As was the case with Matt Taibbi, the one and only genuinely funny thing about Elon is how often he fucks people over after they publicly humiliate themselves on his behalf lol

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@ionlazer @Sh0XTV @bernybelvedere pretty unpatriotic say police officers are so braindead they can't be expected to understand a very straightforward sentence

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@Texolinagan @TheOnion @elonmusk idk, this one was pretty funny

The Onion

@TheOnion

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"What I desperately, desperately need is for you to think that I’m cool and funny. I need this. Please give me that satisfaction." — @elonmusk

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@ModestyQueen19 @LuckyGReyna So then why did you say women aren't taught that?

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@JeremiahBonds @disclosetv They said it's bad when people die without saying it's cool and good if they're Palestinian

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@Chinchillazllla @HawaiiDelilah the democrats can't do anything because some democrats won't let it happen, and thats why the most important thing is to elect more democrats until they tell us we hit the Top Secret Number needed to start legislating

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@AuntColony

2 years

can this tweet get taken down for spreading medical misinformation? only one way to find out, folks!

Family Research Council

@FRCdc

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Abortion is never medically necessary to save the life of a mother.

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@ArticEmpress @askeeve @toddkramer1 i mean it sucks that he was robbed, but that doesn't give him the right to use someone else's property without their permission

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@DEADLINE

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@theoneleeword It's so unbelievably funny, that show made the most baffling decisions lol the whole thing culminating in him getting together with his sister was simply inspired

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@AyuakBig @Java_jigga

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@Gabriel_Fonseca @Jaybartlet @indiegurlthot @NathanForYouOoC lmao what country hasn't heard of covid yet?

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@dmandosa @lizweil she wrote one paragraph about it, presumably so she could post a screenshot of it at people who correctly point out that she's running cover for a sexual abuser lol

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@JUNlPER thats just ChatGPT with the code that stopped it from suggesting genocide taken out lol

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@Skrrt__Vonnegut I'm surprised they didn't teach him that during his cuddle puddle initiation!

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@CatieSlaughts @Bartleby_Kamoi wtf kind of shit was she saying a year ago, she told her black friend "his people" scare her because they're predisposed to crime like yesterday lmaooo

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@LLW902 but have you considered that it makes me uncomfortable in ways I can't articulate? good art doesn't do shit like that

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@spurtmagoo there is absolutely no way this hasn't been happening for years lol

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@superloafcat they got walter white back in the lab for one last job lol

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@BudrykZack @eeberquist the american ability to watch a direct criticism of our institutions and come away thinking "wow, that was so harrowing, imagine if it were real" is nothing short of remarkable

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@DoctorPenisBoob the tone is hilarious, like everyone should know how normal it is to piss and shit yourself and he's exasperated by the "anti pissing yourself at the gym" trolls lol

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@ohshidt Preemptively calling their buddy in the DA's office

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@GE_9_9_9 @turrible_tao grow up man lmaooo

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@dxckiii You rn lol

The Golden Sir

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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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@cheekykittty @doinkpatrol @WongKarWax it didn't rest on her shoulders. she could've retired during Obama's second term and we would have a young, liberal justice in her spot right now.

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@punished_stu smart to prop the muzzle against your temple for stability to reload, shaky hands could cause an accident

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@KingDavidQPS @Radiofloyd235 you're getting upset about yoga pants bro lmaoooo

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@JackMurphyRGR thats such a relief to hear. unrelated, but i just came into possession of the brooklyn bridge; would you be interested in purchasing it for pennies on the dollar?

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@Anthyia16 You're a fucking idiot

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pictured: every time Ana has tweeted "transgender" or "trans." her support for trans ppl is one tweet roasting Rogan for sleeping with transwomen, another making fun of crossdressing, two bemoaning inclusive language, and one that avoids the subject entirely and focuses on her

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@AnaKasparian

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I'm a woman. Please don't ever refer to me as a person with a uterus, birthing person, or person who menstruates. How do people not realize how degrading this is? You can support the transgender community without doing this shit.

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@inclusivemandan @ComradeLuanne sounds boring, no thank you

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@aklingus @Srirachachau Dissents are just QT dunks except that they're somehow even more useless

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@HRHCOLLECTION

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I suppose gun to my head I would have guessed he looked like this, but that somehow doesn't make it any less jarring that he looks like this

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@phtevens @MattBruenig

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@iamtexture @joefxd @kthorjensen @Brandon_Warne @Eve6 We're not bragging, we're making fun of you because you're all huge losers lol

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@gayest_tone I bet if you painted a tunnel on this guy's garage door while he was out one day it would work

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@iamtenbees lol yeah, you'd see that exact thing in america at a busy burger joint, this is literally just a normal cheeseburger lol

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hundreds of people have been harassing regular people on here for years with no evidence because a pharma exec/child of an oil baron told them to lmaoooo embarassing

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@BarnaudsBlitz @Wlrwlre @derekyvncaness @shannonsharpeee conservatives love having the government fight their battles for them lol

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@gavins1ght @shigbit5 @FinTwitMan @SpartanResist @scoopystorm @GarySanchezRBW not understanding nuance doesn't make you objective, it makes you a moron lol

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@disco_socialist people who enthusiastically vote for democrats love telling you the correct way to address your betters

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@connerishiwa @CITClassroom he's a pedophile, but i guess you can't really let that get to you or you'll have nobody left to admire lol

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@giovigang @scrowder If there were a way to reduce childhood suicide rates by half, would you say doing so qualifies as protecting those children?

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@caveofbeauty @LolOverruled go make a 10 tweet meltdown thread about it lmaoo

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1 year

@mtaibbi @LezBruss @AlannaVagianos This is your legacy, bud! To the extent anyone will even remember who you are (lmao), they'll just think "that's the guy who sucked Elon off and got kicked out of bed immediately after swallowing"

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@StiffIersmom @joeywreck yeah, she explicitly said it would be subsidized by the people who consume the most energy. getting the wealthy to pay for social programs is a good thing.

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@JoeHumanearth @ionlazer @Sh0XTV @bernybelvedere it actually was unless you happen to be looking for a way to say this clear Miranda violation didnt actually happen lol now to take a big sip of coffee and check the court's jurisprudence regarding the latitude afforded to cops to see if there may be any indication of bias

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@UnicornMarch @Ensui_acnh Are you saying that bi/pan people are necessarily poly because their attraction arent limited to one gender?

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@lukeisamazing "textured vaginas for me, not for thee"

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@LEBassett @daveanthony @kylietcheung bringing back possibly my favorite tweet of all time

Prank Stallone

@theCJS

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Have an exciting new venture called ‘billionaire club’ and basically it’s a very prestigious place for billionaires only, and they all show up and enter a building which I have labelled ‘billionaire club’ and then I can’t tell you what happens next but it’s the best part.

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@HombreDeFiesta @tresdessert around 3:00 fergie spells it in the background lmaoo

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@jenny2x4 cant wait to unveil my "ironic" new bit "guy who commits hate crimes," where i talk about committing hate crimes and act exactly like a guy who commits hate crimes. havent worked out what the commentary even is yet, but im sure ill find a plausible excuse!

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@sextoyspolitics @kenklippenstein Thats awful, do you have a single shred of evidence it ever actually happened?

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2 years

@andipalmur i get the point and she's obviously right, but its always funny when someone who looks like they were carved from stone by the horniest man on the planet do "beauty standards" shit lol

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@HaitianDvorce

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