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I AIN’T GOT NO TAIL GURL!

@faketitojohnsON

2 years

download it here, name your own price, all proceeds will go towards mutual aid

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everyone looked 30

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i am so tired of seeing yall walk lmfaoooo

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Ready to head into a new week and deliver for the American people.

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ate her ass up!

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talk about swine flu

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2 years

i keep seeing this woman against my will

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Julia Fox in newly shared photo.

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becoming a billionaire lowkey requires world hunger

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i wasn’t ready for the last 5 seconds of this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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dj khaled’s albums are money laundering fronts

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europe’s whole schtick is “at least we’re not american” while being 100% responsible for the concept of america 😭

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alyssa.

@_lyzziilyss

3 years

roaches not even that bad frfr. they don’t even be harming nobody lol they just be zooming around minding they business 🙄

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3 years

man the way that island is filled to the brim with buildings is so jarring

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4 years

biggest finesse ever was separating dental care from basic medical care

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3 years

when they got rejected as soon as they got off the bus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Vice President Kamala Harris

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4 years

I’m proposing $2,000 monthly payments throughout the pandemic and for 3 months after, because rent and bills are still due during this crisis and people are going hungry. It’s that basic.

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1 year

white people identify with the thieves, not the producers

chaos commander 😎

@_kortezlamar

1 year

Why are bottles of honey always shaped like bears and not the insect that produces it? 🤔

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3 years

this is how the democrats use black people 😭

OnlyFans

@OnlyFans

3 years

Dear Sex Workers, The OnlyFans community would not be what it is today without you. The policy change was necessary to secure banking and payment services to support you. We are working around the clock to come up with solutions. #SexWorkIsWork

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i’ll never tell anyone they’re asking too much from this government, idk what y’all be on 😭

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6 years

nicki minaj hates people’s babies like a disney villain lmfao

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“go lay down” is really THE remedy for damn near everything, big mama nem was onto something with that one fr

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3 years

omg 😭

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4 years

CHECK CLEARED

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Ed, Not Phil

@Suave_gent

10 days

They’re gonna ban teachers from making content in schools

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3 years

watch out, here comes fred flintstone.

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3 years

y’all really don’t be bowling well and that’s hilarious to me

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black people having a local jig for every region >>>>>>

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@chrisarahx

3 years

pittsburgh love story ✨

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3 years

there’s only exploited labor, there’s no unskilled labor

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4 years

no one: carl thomas:

Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith.

@MeWeFree_

4 years

Y'all ready?

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6 years

how many of y’all got this wig?

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3 years

nipsey and jay-z being on this is hilarious 😂 fred considered black capitalists opps

JAY-Z Daily

@JAY_Z_Daily

3 years

Tracklist for "Judas and the Black Messiah" soundtrack unveiled The lineup includes a JAY-Z and Nipsey Hussle collaboration titled "What It Feels Like" 👀 The biographical drama details the betrayal of Fred Hampton, chairman of the Black Panther Party in the late 1960s

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2 years

don’t want nobody 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 NEXT TO ME

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@CreoleBbyBritt

2 years

How you throwing hands to "Window Seat" man 😭

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3 years

yes that’s his coat i assume

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3 years

Wait, is Bernie is wearing the same jacket from his meme at the inauguration?

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3 years

oh that means that shit definitely came from europe or the states 😂

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast

3 years

The classified report found that no one really knows how the COVID-19 pandemic started

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5 years

the golden rule of comedy is not blaming the audience when a joke doesn’t land

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5 years

I forgot the golden rule of social media: Instagram is for jokes and Twitter is a humorless void. That’s on me. You hate to see it.

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the point is to pass not quit

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5 years

anything***

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5 years

when bia bia came on at a party in 2000

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2 years

i honestly don’t care if people are tired of hearing about ADHD, i be tired of having it 😂

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3 years

no one: lori lightfoot:

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2 years

lmfao why you start the tweet like this

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Y'all, Big Freedia has been shot. She's been locked up. She lost her home during Katrina and had to shit off a bridge. She loves hard, helps everyone, and makes music for you to bounce that ass to everyday. Show her love! Watch her tv show. Buy her music. Go to her shows.

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5 years

what is allstate doing lol

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@krysilove he can. not. wait. 😭

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3 years

nah public schools definitely groom you for shift work 😂

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7 years

Every retweet this gets I will pet my dog and tell her she's a good girl.

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2 years

cancel student debt

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yes highkey, my mistake

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5 years

cause she part black

E.J. Ramos David, Ph.D.

@ejrdavid

5 years

H.E.R. is nominated for 5 Grammys, including "Album of the Year"! If she wins, that would be 2 Filipino Americans winning Album of the Year 2 years in a row (Bruno Mars in '18)! Why isn't Asian Twitter blowing up & hyping this up like they do East Asians? #ForgottenAsianAmericans

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i can’t believe y’all enjoyed high school this much 😭

Jeshus💫

@jeshvs

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After u graduate from high school there really ain’t nothing else to do but die

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hamburger help HER

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3 years

am i high or do they look like jay versace?

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2 years

that nigga died on cinco de mayo on top of a latina

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5 years

any salt and vinegar chip slander is antiblack

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5 months

who you tellin

Marlo

@PrettyMarlo

5 months

I love a restaurant that has a mean Caesar salad 😋

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3 years

the fact that some of y’all think kamala will do something different 🥴

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2 years

i still feel like getting rid of pay phones was unnecessary

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make that shit go BRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRD in the bootyhoe

Sleepy Ruffin

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5 years

Yall taking this kinky shit to a new level

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4 years

when life was pure

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4 years

Natalie Portman and Soulja Boy on TRL in 2007. Simpler times.

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they ass said it doubles as a susan b anthony 😭

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@ceetron

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white people must be stopped.

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they had electricity and photography, this was yesterday

Atheist Black Chic

@AtheistBlkChic

4 years

A juneteenth celebration of former slaves and their children. THIS is who they were. #Juneteenth

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she look like spongebob when he visit sandy's house the 1st time

People

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Youngest Kennedy sister Jean recalls hysterical advice from Muhammad Ali that she forgot to put in memoir

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nigga got a screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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minimum wage earners work harder than everyone 😂

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he got a LAST name???

The Neighborhood Publicist

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My monthly reminder that this is a Joe Thomas stan account and that y’all owe that man more flowers!

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y’all niggas woulda told malcolm x to work on his delivery, i know it lol

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jesus

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take these crackas BACK

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2 years

mariah carey and krayzie bone didn’t do breakdown for this sort of disrespect

Cancer in the water

@CarrdiganButton

2 years

No R&B song has been made better by adding a verse from a rapper

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we really losing recipes

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3 years

lemme tell you young niggas somethin, y’all got that darkness shit from us

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@TheMSeries1

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Steve Harvey as Bane

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obama when he sees a progressive movement bubbling up

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covid looking at trump’s immune system

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raising your black kid around black people is a must

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he said pump it up i fear

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3 years

black people talk to animals like a random nigga off the block. i’m black people.

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everyone oprah aligns with ends up being one of the worst humans on the planet

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3 years

so jeff bezos depends on food stamps to stay rich is what i’m reading

Peter Lombard

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3 years

Billionaire Bezos' Amazon warehouse employees depend on food stamps in 9 states | Fox Business

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7 years

when the vending machine won't take my dollar

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3 years

breast milk is such a crazy concept. giving birth to live humans is a crazy concept. life itself. like wtf is this shit lmfao

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3 years

dave chappelle honestly isn’t as smart as people try to make him out to be 😂

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3 years

y’all clowning but this raw as hell

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i’m glad someone is doing the counting

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2 years

naps take me

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5 years

by the age i am now, my parents had three kids

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2 years

wifi and praying to allah is all you need in the crib anyway

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2 years

This all the furniture I got right now. Rug and a router.

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1 year

corny is freedom, musty is a prison

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@notChvnel

1 year

Would you rather be labeled as corny or musty? 🤣🤣

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4 years

no meatballs at the baby shower? no thanks

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5 years

pineapple pizza folk be minding our business until people bring us up

Diondra La Negra

@HoochieDoll

5 years

Idk if people who like candy corn or people who like pineapple on pizza are more annoying.

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5 years

y’all live next door to each other shut up lol

Anna Harrison

@ABananaRambling

5 years

The average person in the United Kingdom has visited 10 countries. On average, Germans have been to eight, and the average French person has traveled to five. Only 29% of Americans have even been abroad.

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3 years

the only reason why steve harvey wasn’t the worst king of comedy is because dl hughley was there with his tight ass twists

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