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4 years

Just saw an AKA driving her own car. It’s gonna be a great Friday. 😂

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5 years

When I tell y’all this had me rolling at 3 this morning! 😂😂

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5 months

@model_type_bre Because that pure will lock your jaw all the way up 😂

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10 months

Can cook some chicken but can’t count. You hate to see it.

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4 years

Wait...is that Tr*mp outside the window being dragged off? Lmao

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2 years

Why are bottles of honey always shaped like bears and not the insect that produces it? 🤔

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6 years

@HBCUfessions Can y'all just stop posting FAMU's confessions? That whole campus obviously need quarantine and therapy.

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5 years

Claflin and State students know this is the Kappa Kastle on a Friday night 😂😂

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6 years

Parking at a HBCU Party be like 😂😂😂

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5 years

Who gets it? 👀😂

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4 years

@jfair9 This ain’t Taraji? 😂

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2 years

@SomaKazima They in competition lol

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3 years

To everybody posting with their boo today:

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3 years

I think every Alpha can agree with me when I say that if @Chad_1906 doesn’t know you, are you really an Alpha? 😂😂

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3 years

@YRN_Jay15 Oh he on yo fucking head 😂😂

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4 years

Bump the ice cream. Why the music got me feeling lusty at 8 in the morning?! 🥴😂

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10 years

@nicolebyer you know they're making American Girl dolls that look like you now? 😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/h6B1JRFzHr

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10 months

I wholeheartedly believe this is true. 🌚🌚🌚

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4 years

Two of my faves dropped new music last night @KidCudi dropped a bomb ass album and @chancetherapper got this smooth Christmas album. It’s lit.

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10 months

Did somebody say it’s Founders’ Day? 06TTGB! 🤙🏽

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1 year

So it’s my mom’s birthday right? She often talks about is how much she misses her mom & how hard it is gets. My mom has nothing to remember my grandma by. But I decided to change that. Something that she’ll have to cherish forever: a hand painted portrait. Happy birthday mom. 😘

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4 years

Life is too short for bad sex and terrible food.

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3 years

Don’t know who needs this, but…

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4 years

I’ll never forgive y’all for making “asl” to be “as hell” because what tf?

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3 years

@Idontknowyoucuh A meal and a show? I'm wit it

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4 years

Name a better duo 😈

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4 years

@HBCUfessions That’s definitely not selfish. Especially with both of y’all carrying the sickle cell trait. Why subject your children to a life of pain and suffering when it can be avoided?

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4 years

@HBCUfessions It? As in you only have one bra?

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4 years

Me lol

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6 months

The whole D9 honestly just needs to go on a moratorium for at least a year.

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3 years

Seeing y’all with these matching pajamas already 🙄

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1 year

Aight I need some new music. What y’all be listening to in the gym?

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4 years

Yes we can Ashantee. Yes we can.

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2 years

In 2023, please date people that actually like y’all and vice versa. That’ll cut down on a good bit of y’all unnecessary debates on here.

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4 years

It ain’t cold cold outside until that tire pressure light come on 😂

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4 years

Whew. 😂😂

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5 years

May everyone on my TL receive the financial blessing they’ve been wanting. In Jesus’ name, amen. 🙌🏽😌

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4 years

I was today years old when I realized Geico is an acronym 🥴

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1 year

@PHaithfulGem Mowed they asses down 😂😂😂

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4 years

The fact that y’all are consistently still having packed out parties in the midst of covid troubles me.

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2 years

First of all, why was ketchup even considered 😂

Shawn K The King 

@SKTheKingYT

2 years

Ketchup isn't available, what are you adding to this?

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3 years

How to make your LB mad: a short story 😂

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3 years

When you completely lose that attachment to someone who’s no good for you, it’s a wonderful feeling.

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4 years

4 years down, a lifetime to go. Happy Alphaversary brethren. 🤙🏽

Still D.R.E ❄️🦍

@TheKidFrankieD

4 years

Happy Alphaversary fellas!!!💛🖤🤙🏾

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4 years

*AKAs

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@J7no415

4 years

Females be driving 90mph, blasting music, throwing up gang signs, just to go to Target 😭

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2 years

@_BriNikole I can’t explain it, but it’s giving this energy. IYKYK 😂😂

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6 months

That first one always hurts the worst 😮‍💨

Marques Jerrell Ruff

@marquesjruff

6 months

At this point, I know it’s eventually going to happen…still doesn’t mean it won’t hurt when it does 😫 #alphaphialpha #ALPHA

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4 years

Easily one of my fave bracelets.

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9 months

I’m tired of grieving man. My assistant chief dean just gone and I’m honestly in shock. 😢

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@tonycaldwell

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May our beloved Jewels guide your journey home, dear brother! 🤙🏾

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3 years

😤😤

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4 years

They said 💁🏽‍♂️🕺🏾

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5 years

@HBCUfessions

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3 years

I require very little. But even then, that’s too much for people to handle sometimes.

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5 years

@tank_texasboy99 *stares in NPHC*

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4 years

Just seen an AKA and she was driving her own car. What is the world coming to? 😂

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4 years

I just wanna know where my mama think I’m wearing this too 😂

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4 years

I really am choosing violence for all of 2021. I love this for me.

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5 years

I’m definitely gonna start emailing this pic back to companies when they send me denial letters. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I’m in the lab 👨‍🔬

@BigPlusUltra

5 years

“We regret to inform you that you have not been selected for this position.”

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5 years

Word on the street is that it’s Wednesday, and you know what that means. 😉

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5 years

That lady said...

kash

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5 years

Lady came in talkin bout her radiator was broke... bitch you got a wild animal in yo bumper 😂😂😂

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5 years

Wipe, wipe, wipe, shake the dice, shiver, throw the dice, spin, kick, drop down, shimmy. Repeat 3x.

Diea Vangogh 🫧

@Dieaa_

5 years

This is NO shade but ALL Kappa strolls are THE same.

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4 years

You ever pray for something and God send it quicker than you expected? 🥴

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5 years

Tailgate was muddy and rainy asf yesterday and I’m still trying to figure out why some of y’all decided to come out in heels, new Jordan’s, white pants, and those 2 piece wrestling suites.

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4 years

Where the deuces at? #deuceclub #apa1906 #114years

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4 years

If you don’t take groceries and household essentials from your parent’s house, are you really their child?

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4 years

Hearing the doctor say “no cancer detected” will be carrying me for a while. 😌🙌🏽

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1 year

My response would’ve been do you wanna meet God tonight?

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1 year

I promise you can’t guess what this lady asked when they finally opened the door 😳

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4 years

Took pictures? On that phone? I know them pictures blurry as hell

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4 years

this is the youngest Karen I ever seen

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3 years

Real ones know that this combo used to be unmatched 💯

Darian Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏

@D_1andOnly_

3 years

Folks be dipping they French Fries into Ice Cream/ Milk shakes? Lol

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4 years

IJWMDSUIBTNDYT 😌

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4 years

Twitter needs to fix their algorithm. I’m tired of seeing the same 6 people on my TL. 🙄

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3 years

Powered up. 💻

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4 years

This December 18th hits a little different. Although you left me in February, I still think about you every day. Happy 81st birthday in heave abuelo. Tú eres mi luz siempre. 👴🏽💛

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10 months

Make sure y’all cashapp your favorite alpha $19.06 today. 🤙🏽

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4 years

fka jean.

@insidehismind

4 years

the world is a couch, and today i’m Rick James.

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4 years

Oh y’all wasn’t lying when y’all said relationship food was expensive. 😅

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1 year

IYKYK #Claflin

HBCU Gameday

@HBCUGameday

1 year

Name a famous HBCU battle. No googles.

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3 years

Up next: Shareuary 😂

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4 years

Them legs was 6ft apart 😂

Ayo

@Ayo_Olanre

4 years

How TF everybody PREGNANT 🤰🏿 and y'all supposed to be 6ft apart? 🤨😂

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@_kortezlamar

4 years

@HiiiLife_ Sounds like balance to me 😂😂😂

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3 years

Had a 3-person panel interview today and they were all black: chief information officer, deputy CIO, and the help desk manager. 💪🏽

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6 years

I swear Jamie Foxx trying too hard to be funny #BETAwards

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3 years

I swear if I ever run for a position within Alpha, I will not be bombarding y’all emails like brothers are now.

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5 years

3 years ago today, I became a member of the greatest fraternity known to man. I wouldn’t trade my time in this org for anything. Happy Alphaversary to my bros and I.

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6 years

Today’s mood: #AlphaTwitter #AlphaPhiAlpha

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2 years

Caresha please! 😂😂

LeTroy Davis

@letroydavis

2 years

CARESHA NEEDS TO BE STOPPED 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

I don’t care how many times this comes on a day, imma vibe out EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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3 years

I really don’t care how late it is imma drive back home to sleep in my own bed. 😂

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4 years

Same. I be trying to avoid using it in emails so I don’t look illiterate.

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@Licensed_2CUTT @cxrodge Pyramid Mummy Money

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4 years

That “keys, wallet, phone” check before leaving the house be something serious lmao

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3 years

Single life is cool, but this shit gets boring after a while. 😒

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4 years

If y’all don’t watch Damn Internet You Scary on YouTube, y’all need to start because @TahirMoore is killing it with speaking on today’s issues. Respect ✊🏽

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If you want me, just say it. Shit I might want you too. 😏

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